Chapter 45 There is one more sad person in this school
"Bai Bufan: Sister, can we make a date? How much?"
"Waiting for my pure love: I'm sorry, you must have made a mistake. I won't make a date no matter how much money you give. I post these simply because I want to share. Now I don't have a boyfriend, so I just post them on Douyin. I don't intend to and it's impossible for me to use my body to make money. I can't accept this kind of thing."
"Bai Bufan: Ah? Sister, then you are a real female Bodhisattva?!"
"Waiting for my pure love: Haha, I guess so, but after I have a boyfriend, I will definitely not share. In fact, I am a very conservative and traditional person in real life. I will probably only be a female Bodhisattva to him alone."
"Bai Bufan: Sister, you are so nice. I really envy your future boyfriend."
"Waiting for my pure love: Alas, I am really bored recently. I have also encountered some difficulties in real life. I don't have anyone to chat with and talk to. It's fun to chat with you. It's quite troublesome to chat here. Do you want to add me on WeChat?"
"Bai Bufan: No, sister, I wish you can find a boyfriend who is really good to you soon!"
"Bai Bufan: Come on!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, they cannot receive your messages."
"Bai Bufan: No? Huh? Why? Why was this blocked too? Sister? I don't understand! Give me an explanation! It doesn't make sense!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, they cannot receive your messages."
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"Bai Bufan: In? Date? 178, 18, 6 times a night."
"Missing: v2685..."
"Bai Bufan: 111 added."
"Bai Bufan: No, why do you say you sell tea on WeChat? Is this the real person?"
"Bai Bufan: Damn, I suddenly realized that you look different in each of your works? You're a picture-stealing and traffic-generating dog! I'm the Horse Master, I'll feed your horse with grass!"
"Bai Bufan withdrew a message."
"Bai Bufan: @"Works", sister, or brother, can the original blogger of this give me a push? I really like it, please. 」
"Miss you: TikTok account 6BK..."
"Bai Bufan: Thank you, you are a nice person, but let's be clear, I still have to continue scolding you."
"Bai Bufan: You steal pictures and attract traffic! I will grass feed you!"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he/she cannot receive your message." ...
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Bai Bufan: Hello, blogger. I have a good brother named Lin Li. Now he is seriously ill. The doctor has pronounced him/her a critical condition notice. He can't type with both hands now, but he still has a last wish, which is to see your legs, blogger. Therefore, I can only take the liberty to disturb you. I hope you can fulfill my brother's last wish."
"Bobo Xiaobo: Hahahaha."
"Bobo Xiaobo: Since you have typed so many words, I will satisfy you this time."
"Bobo Xiaobo: "Picture""
"Bai Bufan: It's not me, it's my brother Lin Li. But thank you sister, he can rest in peace now."
"Bobo Xiaobo: OK, OK, then let me ask you, what is your brother's serious illness?"
"Bai Bufan: Hemorrhoid cancer in the late stage, hemorrhoids have spread all over the body, do you want to see pictures?"
"Bobo Xiaobo: ... No."
"Bai Bufan: Sister, he has already seen the legs, he asked me to ask if there are any more?"
"Due to the other party's privacy settings, he can't receive your message."
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Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's body, and he was about to laugh.
Halfway through laughing, because they were really curious about what was so funny, Zhou Baowei and another roommate Chen Tianming also came forward to both sides of Lin Li, sat on the remaining empty space on Bai Bufan's body, and read the chat history.
As a result, the number of people laughing so hard increased from one to three.
Bai Bufan was at two extremes in front of boys and girls. See, this is the consequence of playing with abstractions. He must be a complete cerebral palsy. He must learn from this.
Basically, the results of all private chats, without exception, ended with being deleted and blocked. Isn't this a kind of talent?
No wonder Bai Bufan said in the morning that he had made some progress, but only a little.
Now it seems that this is a bit exaggerated.
Bai Bufan usually talks a lot of dirty talk in front of boys, but in this situation, his IQ and EQ are both zero.
Lin Li wanted to open Bai Bufan's brain to see what kind of structure it was to type these messages.
"Simple people are easily fooled, but idiots are not simple, because idiots don't know that someone has dropped a fishing hook in front of them." Chen Tianming shook his head and sighed, "Bufan is really a god. Sister Chunai: Do you want to add WeChat to my fish pond to get gold coins?
But Brother Bufan: Sister, come on~ I won't add you! Hahahahaha——
Bufan, from now on, we will call each other, you continue to call me dad, and I will call you brother!"
Human joys and sorrows are not the same. Bai Bufan didn't know what was funny now. He only felt the unbearable weight of life: "You three... can you... get up first..."
No need to pay attention, no one paid attention.
"Hahahaha——" "
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However, after seeing that he had hemorrhoid cancer inexplicably and the hemorrhoids had spread all over his body, Lin Li stopped laughing all of a sudden.
What a vicious and disgusting disease, no wonder the other party would block you because they think you are disgusting.
What made Lin Li angry the most was that Bai Bufan, that bastard, used his name to cheat for the leg photos, and after getting them, he didn't even share them with himself. How selfish is this person?
If he shared them with himself, he might be able to forgive him.
Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming laughed even harder.
Chen Tianming laughed so hard that tears came out, so he took the tissue on the bed and started to wipe his tears.
Why is this tissue clumped?
Wait.
After realizing what was going on, Chen Tianming went to the bathroom to wash his face without laughing.
Lin Li discovered a law from this.
- The law of conservation of laughter, laughter will not disappear, it will only transfer from one person's face to another's face.
Hehe.
When Chen Tianming left, Bai Bufan, who was finally able to breathe, said with a grim face: "Fuck, I'm alive now. No, buddy, you really treat me as a cushion! Get up!"
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Most of the remaining chat records have been read, and some are the type that will not be replied at all, so Zhou Baowei left to continue studying his express delivery, while Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li expectantly:
"How is it, after reading this, is it helpful to you? Can we follow the clues and take action as soon as possible?"
"It is helpful, you made me feel better, and the efficiency of the next work should be improved." Lin Li nodded seriously.
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Is this considered helpful?
Bai Bufan was very sad.
He was blocked until one o'clock last night, but in return he was ridiculed like this.
Sincerity cannot be exchanged for sincerity.
"I also added a few WeChat friends, not tea sellers, do you want to take a look?" Bai Bufan said sadly.
"Send them all to me, these bloggers, and the WeChat accounts you added, send them all to me, but not the one selling tea. I'll use my account to ask later to see if I can get some more information." Lin Li nodded
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