Chapter 71 Hypnosis is the best
"No, this is really hypnotic. If the number above is enough, I think I will also willingly stick my butt out." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
Urge me.
"Are you selling wild ditches now? Where is the gold under your knees?" Lin Li despised.
He was different. Unless it was a 175cm loyal and loyal 36D rich woman, Lin Li would never stick his butt out.
The butt also has dignity, and it has to pay more.
"Isn't this gold being converted into cash?" Bai Bufan disagreed, and then changed his words: "Lin Li, if you want to use hypnosis, I don't want to go on the autumn outing next week. Come and hypnotize me at noon. Don't pity me because I am a delicate flower."
"No need for noon, you can do it now."
"Really? Although I didn't bring my mobile phone, I reported my card number to..." Bai Bufan was a little excited.
Lin Li smiled and nodded, then stood up, then picked up his chair and threw it at Bai Bufan: "I promise to hypnotize you!"
"Huh?"
"Your mother! How come it's physical hypnosis here! You fucking treat me differently!"
...
I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but Lin Li feels that after his blood and qi have improved, he is also easier to concentrate.
Although he was very tired from practicing today and got up too early, he was much better after half a day of classes than before. He
even had enough energy in English class to be cautious with Bai Bufan. Hehehe - now he really doesn't dare to be too arrogant, for fear of hurting QQ's feelings.
After dinner, Lin Li and Bai Bufan returned to the dormitory and noticed that Chen Tianming had not returned yet, so Lin Li went to the next door first.
The people next door were not all there yet, only two people, but fortunately Zhang Haoyang was there.
"Yo? Lin Li, are you here to sleep with Haoyang?" Wang Ze spoke after seeing that it was Lin Li.
"It's persuasion, pronounced shuo, and the pronunciation has been changed a long time ago. Now only lobbying is pronounced shui, and lobbyist and persuasion are both pronounced shuo." Lin Li showed off his cultural heritage.
——I remembered it when I translated the Eight-stage Bodybuilding Exercise.
Wang Ze was still holding his MP3 player and reading a novel. Hearing this, he could not deny it and asked, "Lin Li, I'm almost tired of beast taming novels. Do you have any other types of novels to recommend?"
Lin Li thought carefully for a while, and then said, "Group portrait novels."
"What type is this? One with many characters? I don't read many novels." Wang Ze asked.
"Those classic and unforgettable group portrait novels are that at the beginning there is only one protagonist, and then everyone comes together from all directions because of various coincidences and becomes friends. Then everyone laughs together, grieves together, and adventures together. In the end, some die, some die, some die, some die, some die, and some die..."
Lin Li told the story.
Wang Ze: "?"
"For example, The Legend of the Seven Heroes of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit, and the Fantasy Westward Journey animation, are all beautiful group portrait animations."
Listening to Lin Li's beautiful description, Wang Ze, who was looking forward to it at the beginning, quickly stiffened his face.
Don't die, don't die.
You are beautiful, dam.
"No, no!" Wang Ze shook his head like a rattle. "I understand. All the group portraits were written by Yu Hua."
"Okay, let's talk about the novel later. OK brothers, now everyone, look at me, I'm going to announce something!" Lin Li made the same gesture as Brother Hu and shouted loudly.
"I have a dream!" Lin Li was ready to start his speech, although there were not many people in the dormitory.
"I don't understand, can you translate it?" Wang Ze raised his hand.
If Martin Luther King had such an audience in the audience at that time, he would not be able to catch his breath.
"Then let's not speak English."
"People can't have youth and the perception of youth at the same time. Ladies and gentlemen, what you don't cherish now will be what you dream of in the future. I want to buy osmanthus flowers and carry wine together, but it will never be like the youth travel..." Lin Li began to be sentimental.
"I still don't understand, can you translate it?" Wang Ze raised his hand.
The life of the sports student is over.
"I'm not talking to you, Wang Ze, shut up and read your novel." Lin Li was anxious.
"Oh."
"No." After rejecting this unreasonable request, Lin Li no longer followed the formalities and looked directly at Zhang Haoyang and said, "Haoyang! Yang! My dear Yang! Why don't you go on the autumn outing? Let's go, it's so fun to play together. It's so boring to stay at home all day.
When I think about not being able to see you when I go out to play, I feel like my heart is being grabbed and crushed! If
you don't go out to play with me, what's the point of this autumn outing for me!"
Zhang Haoyang was on the lower bunk, so Lin Li simply rushed onto his bed and started to force himself on him.
"I don't want to go. I want to go home and play games." Zhang Haoyang wrapped himself tightly with the quilt to protect his butt.
"We're all going, who are you going to play games with? You're the most outrageous person in the group who begged us to play games with you. I suspect you don't have any friends except our high school group." Lin Li frowned and said,
"Then wouldn't it be great if you came with us? Dafei has won five consecutive championships and he's still playing. You know, I've always been a farmer. What I like most is farm work. Every season, I watch the all-Chinese team win the championship.
When the time comes, we can play some mobile games, some physical games, etc. Isn't it better than you staying at home alone all day with only WeChat Sports sending you messages?"
Zhang Haoyang: "..."
"We are just classmates! Lin Li, you have crossed the line!"
"I don't have any friends except you? Haha, tsk, ha! Haha, my WeChat is full of messages every day!!"
"Wait for Lin Li, don't leave after school today! I've found a truckload of breadmen to deal with you!"
"Did you bring ketchup?" Lin Li asked.
"That's too much! I won't go, let alone go. I have already made an appointment with more than a hundred of my good friends to play games on Saturday!" Zhang Haoyang covered his head with a quilt.
Looking at Zhang Haoyang with his head covered, Lin Li came up with a plan.
If Zhang Haoyang died, he would not be able to go. The class monitor should understand, right?
"Haoyang, I'll cover the corners of the quilt for you, don't catch a cold."
"Thank you."
"Hmm? Hmm-!! Hmm-!"
...
Not suffocated to death.
Zhang Haoyang survived accidentally.
Lin Li sighed. Compared with Bai Bufan, he really didn't have any extra leadership or charm.
He could only use his ultimate move.
"How about I find you a sweet girl with a beautiful voice to play with on Sunday?" So Lin Li went up and whispered in Zhang Haoyang's ear, "Also, I will bring my Switch and game cartridges from home during the autumn outing, but I will keep them with you."
"Hmm?"
"Yang has been wandering for half his life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, Yang is willing to be your godfather." Zhang Haoyang turned his head immediately.
Sure enough, the hypnosis APP is the most useful.
Because of the bonus for anti-pornography, he has no extra expenses. Lin Li, who has a fixed living allowance every week, has quite a lot of money recently.
As for why he is willing to spend money on this.
Lin Li believes that it is necessary to maintain and improve the relationship with Chen Yuying, and spending money on this is an investment.
This improvement of the relationship does not mean that he wants to be a boyfriend and girlfriend.
Lin Li's affection for Chen Yuying is still pure love of beauty - in layman's terms, it is lust, pure lust.
As for falling in love, Lin Li at least has no such idea now.
Even if Chen Yuying is upset and confesses to him, Lin Li would agree in the past, but now he would hesitate and refuse.
After all, the system has opened the door to a new world for me. Many times, the way of thinking about things has changed.
It's just a skeleton!
Among the cultivators that Lin Li has seen so far, his heart of Taoism is the strongest.
So far, the two tasks triggered by his "second system" are all related to Chen Yuying. It's not that Lin Li has not had contact with other women, including QQ and other female classmates in the class, but no other tasks have been triggered.
I have to consider whether the triggering object identified by the system now is only her.
So Lin Li's goal is now to become Chen Yuying's best friend that everyone wants to beat, so that the two of them will have more opportunities to get along in the future.
I want to emphasize that all these actions are based on the above very rational analysis and judgment, and have nothing to do with Chen Yuying's sweet brother. It is not because I made a promise in a moment of enthusiasm and didn't want to go back and say that I didn't succeed and lose face. I also want to show my invincible appeal.
I am not a person who can be moved by beauty and face.
"Is what you just said true, godfather?" Zhang Haoyang confirmed.
"Don't worry, Bao Shengtian." Lin Li nodded.
"Wait, that's not right, the key points should be "beautiful" and "female", right? You're not going to turn on a voice changer to play with me for a day, then record my perverted behavior and post it in the group?" Zhang Haoyang was a little skeptical, "Lin Li, tell me again so I can rest assured."
What Zhang Haoyang described was not what Lin Li could do, but what he had done.
It was just that he used a WeChat smurf to pretend to be a girl last time.
His buddies are so cunning that he can't leave any way out for himself.
Who is the one who corrupted this atmosphere? Damn it.
In the end, the two made promises to each other.
Zhang Haoyang said again: "But Lin Li, let me make a promise first. I may go back to my place to rest or play with my phone when I feel tired. It's unlikely that
I will go with you all the way." "It's okay, just get on the bus, and then you can do whatever you want. Who cares about you?" Lin Li turned around and left like a scumbag who put on pants and didn't recognize people.
Zhang Haoyang: "? "
Didn't you just say that without me, you can't even have fun?
Please give me a monthly ticket
(End of this chapter)
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