Chapter 143 Legs or chest? I choose or.
On the way back, the system did not trigger any new tasks.
And because Bai Bufan often peeked at him and even took off his headphones to monitor what he was listening to, Lin Li had no way to study. Lin Li
remembered this grudge, and he would definitely take revenge on Bai Bufan tonight.
There was nothing to do, and Lin Li didn't want to play games or read novels.
The main reason was that he was worried that he didn't have enough self-control. Some entertainment projects, if you don't do them for a period of time, you will find that you seem to have really put them down and have no desire, but once you pick them up again, it is easy to get addicted again.
So Lin Li simply chose to sleep.
I got up earlier than usual today, and I didn't sleep for long at noon,
so I was a little sleepy. When I woke up, my head was against the side of the glass window, and I didn't fall towards Chen Yuying like last time. I turned my head and took a look at the round shoulders that were not covered because of the one-shoulder dress. Lin Li didn't know whether to be thankful or regretful.
"Where are you?" Rubbing his eyes, Lin Li looked at his phone. It was already six o'clock in the evening, and he was a little hungry, so he asked softly.
"We will be at school in about ten minutes. We have already got off the highway." Chen Yuying replied.
"We are already in Xiling. The air in Xiling is really stinky. I still miss the air in Pingjiang. The air in Pingjiang is so fresh and sweet. It has a strange luxury."
Bai Bufan, who regularly checked Lin Li's situation, also answered.
"Kid, we don't give out Pingjiang green cards here." Lin Li turned back and sneered.
He opened the curtains and looked out the window. The sun had already set, but it was not too dark.
"Ding Sihan, what are you looking at?" Lin Li stretched and looked to the left.
Chen Yuying was still sorting out the album, while Ding Sihan was looking at his phone. After seeing the content on the screen, Lin Li asked curiously.
"Live broadcast?"
"Yeah, I'm watching the good ones. I'm waiting for discounts." Ding Sihan nodded, and then asked: "The discounts for this blogger's live broadcasts are really good. Lin Li, Yingbao doesn't lack this, but you are also a poor guy. Do you want me to share it with you?"
You are so easy to say. It hurts people.
Lin Li didn't like the live broadcast of selling goods that frantically called his family, so he shook his head: "No, I only watch Qin Shi Huang."
"Qin Shi Huang? Is it very cost-effective to sell goods? His nickname is Qin Shi Huang, right? I haven't heard of it. I'll search it." Ding Sihan was very curious and exited the live broadcast interface, "How many fans, what platform, why can't I find it."
"Of course I can't find it, Ying Zheng retired from the circle - retired from the biosphere."
"...You are talking about the real Qin Shi Huang, what does he have to do with the live broadcast of selling goods!" Ding Sihan reacted and was speechless.
"So many books became popular because of him, and Confucian scholars who like those books have become fans because of him. What else can Ying Zheng be if he is not a top live broadcast of selling goods?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan as if he was looking at a fool.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"
Don't say it, don't say it.
"My mother doesn't allow me to chat with fools." Ding Sihan shook his head.
"No wonder I have never seen you talking to yourself, Xiao Ding, I understand now." Lin Li suddenly realized.
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Lin Li!!"
Chen Yuying once again became the strongest shield.
Lin Li spent the rest of the time with an episode of Family Guy.
I feel that this year's Spring Festival Gala should not be broadcasted, but Family Guy. This cartoon has both dumplings and childbirth, and you can even see dumplings giving birth. Doesn't it meet the needs of publicity?
The scenery outside the window is already very familiar. It is a scene that Lin Li sees every day when riding a bicycle. Turn left, go straight, turn right, and the gate of Nansang Middle School appears in front of him.
Many parents' private cars have also stopped here, waiting to pick up their children.
"Okay, we're at school. Everyone, pack up your things and get off the bus in an orderly manner. Students who need to go back to the classroom to get things can temporarily leave their suitcases at the door and let the security guard help you watch them for a while. You have had a lot of fun these two days. When you go to school, concentrate well. Don't forget to do your homework during the holidays. Don't be late for the evening self-study on Tuesday night."
Sitting for three or four hours will make your body uncomfortable. After doing several stretching exercises and taking out Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's luggage, Lin Li went back to the classroom first.
Putting the holy sword, baton and magic wand brought back from Pingjiang on the windowsill, Lin Li put several textbooks into his schoolbag.
"Why are you still at the door?" Lin Li pushed his bicycle to the school gate and was a little confused when he found Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan still standing there.
"We came back later than expected today. The teacher notified the parents in the group chat, which caused my parents to leave late. As a result, they happened to run into the peak period of getting off work during holidays, and they are still stuck in traffic." Chen Yuying explained.
"It's almost the same for me." Ding Sihan nodded.
Zhou Baowei was fully responsible and suggested that he be shot. Lin Li would vote in favor.
"It's a pity. My car can only take one person, otherwise I would definitely send you home." The warm man Lin Li patted his bicycle and said pretentiously.
"Ah, I'm a little hungry." Ding Sihan rubbed his stomach and sighed.
"Ding Sihan fried chicken, do you want to eat it?" Lin Li asked after hearing this.
"Eat!" Ding Sihan stretched out his hand.
"You have good teeth, Ding Sihan, go ahead and eat. I'll pay for whatever you eat." Lin Li turned his head and pointed behind him.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked over.
Lin Li was referring to the security room. To be more precise, it was the gate that required a card to enter the security room. The main body was made of steel, and it did take some teeth to eat.
Ding Sihan: "?"
"You mean this gate?" Ding Sihan pulled up her schoolbag and was about to hit someone.
"Aren't there restaurants at the entrance?" Lin Li dodged and said with a smile.
"I've cooked at home. What will I eat when I go back?" Ding Sihan said.
Chen Yuying nodded after hearing this.
"Oh, if you want to fill your stomach, there is a snack street two hundred meters away. The stalls should have been set up at this time," Lin Li said, "Do you want to go? If so, I can take you there, because it's on my way home."
After discussing it for a while, the two nodded and temporarily left their luggage with the security guard.
Lin Li also chose to walk, pushing his bicycle beside the two.
"What a cute little girl." Chen Yuying exclaimed softly.
I saw a chubby little girl coming from the other side of the intersection at the corner. She looked no more than four or five years old. She was wearing a bubble skirt and jumped up and down when she walked.
She was very cute. The corpse looked warm.
When I got closer, I could see that she was holding a fifty-yuan bill in her hand, and she was still mumbling vaguely: "Mouth ulcer, mouth ulcer, mouth ulcer..."
There was only one person.
Although the law and order is much better these days, a child of this age should not be left alone.
The three turned their heads to look in the direction she came from, and indeed saw a woman. After noticing Lin Li and the other two, she took the initiative to wave at them, and then waved again. She
was probably training the child and letting her go to the pharmacy to buy medicine alone.
The three were relieved, and Lin Li smiled slightly, and suddenly said to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan: "Gum, gum, do you two want to eat super delicious gum?"
Chen Yuying was puzzled.
Ding Sihan was puzzled but stretched out her hand: "Eat."
However, Lin Li ignored Ding Sihan's hand and looked at the little girl: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, super delicious chewing gum."
The little girl was attracted by Lin Li's voice, but soon remembered her mission, clenched the money in her hand, and only the pharmacy was firmly in her eyes, muttering this time's goal: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, chewing gum..."
Lin Li watched her walk into the pharmacy with relief, raised the money high, and shouted to the front desk of the pharmacy: "Sister, my mother wants to eat super delicious chewing gum!"
Front desk: "?"
With a long sigh, Lin Li patted his clothes, and left after the work was done, hiding his merits and fame.
The mother behind him seemed to thank the three people for escorting her child. It was not
until she was a little irritated by the gazes of Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying that she turned her head to look at them, scratching her head embarrassedly: "What's wrong?"
"Beast." Ding Sihan first summarized it concisely.
Then he continued to comment: "I couldn't tell which one was more unlucky for her, meeting you or the traffickers. The little girl's mother waved at you just now. If she knew what you did, her hand should have waved at your face."
Chen Yuying didn't scold Lin Li, but nodded heavily. It seemed that she also agreed with what Ding Sihan said.
You are really too bad, so bad that pus is oozing out!
"But you two were laughing just now, I heard it all." Lin Li looked innocent, and then smiled evilly: "And it's bad now? If her mother wasn't behind, I would really do something more evil."
"Lin Li, you are not really that disgusting, are you?" Ding Sihan stopped, his facial features revealing contempt.
Then Ding Sihan saw Lin Li pull out a compulsory mathematics course 2 from his schoolbag: "I just plan to force her to learn this."
Ding Sihan: "..."
Lin Li's evil thoughts were really too terrifying.
"Xunzi won. How did Mencius say that people are inherently good at the beginning." Ding Sihan shook his head unhappily.
"Hey, you're wrong. Old Meng is very smart. He also said that if you have no compassion, you are not a human being; if you have no sense of shame and disgust, you are not a human being; if you have no sense of resignation, you are not a human being; if you have no sense of right and wrong, you are not a human being; so when Brother Meng sees me, he won't treat me as a human being. He will probably treat me as a wild Bai Bufan on the street."
Lin Li waved his fingers to show his erudition.
Ding Sihan: "..."
Only Lin Li can be so proud without being a human being.
...
"We're here. Here it is. What do you want to eat? Unfortunately, there are not many stalls at this time. When I go home from here after evening self-study, there are stalls all along the way. The smell is so delicious that I can't resist it several times." When he arrived at the snack street, Lin Li pointed to the snack stalls on both sides of the road and said.
The stalls are quite scattered now, which is incomparable to the night.
"I'll have some braised food." Ding Sihan went straight to the nearest big stall, then looked at Chen Yuying and Lin Li: "What do you want to eat? I'll treat you, other stalls are also fine."
"Then boss, I want this stall, name a price." Lin Li, who was still looking at the price list, immediately said with great enthusiasm.
"Lin Li, get out! I won't treat you!" Ding Sihan wanted to kick Lin Li, but could only kick his bicycle, and added fiercely: "No more than 20 yuan!"
"Then boss, how about this, give me 1.176 servings of cold-mixed shredded chicken, take it away." Lin Li had to change his words, and said after calculating for a while.
Boss: "?"
What do you mean by 1.176 servings?
Ding Sihan fell silent when he looked at the price list, which was 17 servings of cold-mixed shredded chicken. After calculating, he gritted his teeth and explained to him: "Boss, it means 20 yuan for cold-mixed shredded chicken." He
really didn't want to pay less than one yuan!
"Oh oh." The boss finally understood.
"Yingbao, what about you?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying.
"I just want two pieces of braised tofu." Chen Yuying nodded and did not refuse Ding Sihan's treat, which was also a sign of a good relationship.
"Okay, let's pack them all, right? Wait a minute." After Ding Sihan also told her needs, the boss nodded and started to pick up the braised food or make it.
"Young man, do you like more legs or more breasts?" The boss asked when he was about to take the shredded chicken to mix it on the spot.
"I pay more attention to inner beauty, and I like people with better personalities and who are gentle to me." It's not good to chat about XP with strangers, especially when there are girls around, so Lin Li shook his head and gave a reluctant answer.
"..."
The boss stared at Lin Li straight.
At the same time, his eyes swept over the kitchen knife used for cutting meat three times, wanting to chop but stopping.
I asked you if you like more shredded chicken legs or more shredded chicken breasts, and you answered this, right?
I sell braised cold dishes, not a matchmaker!
The boss stared at Lin Li, and Lin Li responded with an innocent look, and the two froze for a moment.
As for Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, as bystanders, laughter continued to come out from their bent and trembling bodies.
"Boss, well, don't stuff the chicken butt into my share." Lin Li was sharp-eyed and noticed the boss's dirty tricks, and said immediately.
He really couldn't appreciate the inner beauty of the chicken butt.
"It's okay, it's a gift for you, it doesn't cost money." The boss smiled without a smile.
"No need."
Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, and then decided to change the topic: "Boss, I prefer more breasts."
The boss took a deep breath, feeling that the other party still didn't answer his question properly, but forget it, there was no need to ask again. He regretted asking this unnecessary question and started to stir the shredded chicken.
"Hey, Lin Li, how could you like more breasts? I feel that you like legs the most." Ding Sihan on the side teased.
"I actually like both, but the main thing is that you both have legs. I'm afraid you will misunderstand after I say this." Lin Li said to Ding Sihan sincerely.
Chen Yuying crossed her hands and grabbed her shoulders, covering her breasts with her arms. After cursing a pervert in a low voice, she turned her head away and didn't show Lin Li the front.
As for Ding Sihan: "?"
She looked down and found five words written on her toes - "Lin Li must die. "
It seems to be the will of God.
"Lin Li!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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