Chapter 107 But this movie is really good
"Lin Li, Lin Li, you always let me see you in unexpected occasions!" Xue Jian had a serious middle-aged face.
Lin Li immediately remembered the last time they met, and then laughed out loud.
After laughing, Lin Li realized that he was stupid and shouldn't laugh at this time.
Sure enough, Xue Jian's face suddenly darkened: "Although you have your reasons, you can't take this opportunity to casually enter and exit the girls' room. You have a wrong mindset. Submit an 800-word self-criticism after the Mid-Autumn Festival."
"The squad leader asked me to come directly." After thinking about it, Lin Li decided to drag Chen Yuying into the water.
At least the self-criticism must be A, she has to write 400 words for herself, no, it's better for five people to give A, each writing 160 words.
Xue Jian looked at Chen Yuying. Chen Yuying, who was originally watching the show, nodded a little embarrassedly, and handed over a tissue to Xue Jian to wipe his shoes.
"Yuying must have her reasons for doing this." Xue Jian nodded, "You can go back, you don't have to write a self-criticism."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up. Good students have privileges.
I hope that after the monthly exam, I can also get such treatment.
...
Opening the door of my room, Chen Tianming has not come back yet. The two who were still fighting when I left are now sleeping in the same bed, appreciating one of the three no-spray movies in the island country.
And it's projected on a giant screen.
"You are really awesome." Listening to the lewd voice in his ears, Lin Li admired it very much.
"Why did you take so long? We have blanched the water. I don't know if the hot water is enough. If you want to take a shower, pay attention to it yourself. You can wait and boil it again." Zhou Baowei leaned on the pillow, looking at the subtitles on the projector, and his words mainly said that he would listen to advice.
This movie was played at 3x speed, and the two of them fast-forwarded from time to time. It was obvious that they didn't watch this movie for use, but simply to appreciate the plot. They are real artists.
Then Lin Li walked in front of Zhou Baowei and grabbed his chest.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Bai Bufan: "!"
Zhou Baowei, whose chest was attacked, covered his butt fiercely: "What are you doing? Bufan! Switch to a normal program. If you keep watching, Lin Li will be very beastly!"
"Rubbing hands with lard has the benefits of moisturizing the skin of hands, protecting the skin of hands, and preventing frostbite." Lin Li said lightly.
"That makes sense!" Bai Bufan immediately pressed Zhou Baowei's other side after hearing this.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Lin Li was annoyed. He should have used all the hot water when blanching himself.
Lin Li went to the bathroom. He actually used the Qingzheng Yulei method just now, but there was no reaction.
This experiment is definitely not rigorous, but Lin Li couldn't find the right experimental props.
He couldn't just ask Yu Yu if he could cooperate with his experiment.
...
After taking a shower, Lin Li also went to bed to join the appreciation session.
Now he was watching Minotaur.
Quickly pass the plot of the movie.
"Although I am a pure love warrior, this movie is really good. It's really cool to be like a yellow-haired man." Lin Li sighed.
"Although I'm a pure love warrior, this movie is really good. It's so cool to be the victim." Bai Bufan sighed.
"Although I'm a pure love warrior, this movie is really good. It's so cool to be the heroine." Zhou Baowei sighed.
Everyone really has a bright future.
"Knock knock knock."
"There's still a dog left in this movie, just right for Tianming to be substituted." Zhou Baowei, who was closest to the door, stood up and opened the door.
Then he didn't move.
Bai Bufan saw this and sat up curiously to see who it was, and then he stood at attention.
Xue Jian walked in slowly.
The four people looked at each other, and the scene was silent.
Well, it can't be said to be silent, the lewd music hasn't stopped yet.
"Ah~Ah~Ah~"
"Yametie~"
This is more terrifying than silence.
Bai Bufan shuddered and rushed forward to stand in front of the curtain, trying to cover up the evidence of the crime.
This kid was also scared silly. Can the projection be covered in this way? Instead, the plot began to play out on his face.
The picture is no longer weird and scary, but watching those things happening on Bai Bufan's face and body, the scene gradually becomes a little abstract.
If Lin Li had not just accepted the challenge of not laughing, he would have laughed again.
Lin Li despised Bao Wei in his heart for not asking who it was before opening the door, then he stood up rationally and turned off the projector.
"What are you watching?" Xue Jian, who went back to change into a pair of slippers and came back, took a deep breath and asked knowingly.
Lin Li: "It's a normal movie."
"Why are the people in a normal movie naked?" Xue Jian smiled coldly.
"The network is too slow, it hasn't been loaded yet." Lin Li smiled warmly.
Xue Jian: "..."
Then he held his forehead and sighed: "The neighbors are playing Texas Hold'em, and you are watching a movie. I dare not think about what surprises the next dormitory will give me. You are really the most difficult class I have ever taught." I can't scold you
this time, it's really the most difficult class I have ever taught. Pornography
and gambling are all gathered together, and the next dormitory will not be skating when it opens the door, right?
The three of them could only smile.
"But since we're out playing, I won't use the school rules to restrict you and spoil your fun. Where's Chen Tianming?" Xue Jian was quite open-minded in this regard. He didn't persuade Dezhou next door to disperse, and he was even forced to join in just now.
It's nice to relax with the students, but now that the content of the relaxation program here has been confirmed, it may not be appropriate to participate.
"Teacher, I'm here!" Chen Tianming came back in time, "I went to visit the room."
"Okay, let me tell you..." Xue Jian emphasized some rules again and prepared to leave.
"You should watch less of this stuff, it's not good for your health. The younger you are, the more you should cherish your body. Don't regret it when you are my age." Xue Jian said before leaving.
There is so much information.
"Sad! Old Jian is no longer able to do it!" Zhou Baowei fell to the ground and cried bitterly.
Xue Jian pushed the door back.
Zhou Baowei didn't know whether he should cry now.
Marula!
But Xue Jian didn't come for Zhou Baowei, but pointed at Lin Li and Bai Bufan and said: "I thought about it, you two can see more, but after seeing it here, you are not allowed to go to any messy places, understand!"
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
"Got it."
Xue Jian really left.
Zhou Baowei couldn't cry anymore, and began to laugh.
"What happened? What are you looking at?" Chen Tianming, who had just returned, was confused, but then he didn't care, but opened his suitcase and turned it over on the ground, and took out all the clothes:
"What do you think of me wearing this set, or this one? Lin Li, you are about the same height as me, do you have any cool clothes? Brothers, help me match them!"
"What's wrong? Have a date tomorrow?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"Yeah, Qiaoqiao and I are going to meet tomorrow!" Chen Tianming nodded heavily.
"You call this a date, we are all going to Pingjiang Paradise, isn't it normal to meet?" Lin Li couldn't hold it back.
"Ah, anyway, I won't play with you guys in the park tomorrow. How about this set? Forget it, you two have no aesthetic sense. What do you think, Lin Li?" Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei didn't care. Instead, they left the room with great interest and planned to go to Texas next door.
By the way, share the magical experience just now.
It will definitely make Wang Ze and his group drop their jaws.
"Did you bring a suit?" Lin Li frowned.
"Who wears a suit in September? It's so hot, although suits are indeed okay." Chen Tianming shook his head.
"Then I'll help you change your hairstyle. I guarantee that you will eat Yao Qiaoqiao to death." Lin Li nodded with some regret, and then said.
"Okay! I believe you, Lin Li!"
Three minutes later.
"This hairstyle... is Hannibal?"
When Lin Li took Chen Tianming to the mirror, Chen Tianming squinted and said.
"Well, it's a hairstyle that can be attractive to both men and women. It would be even more perfect if it had a suit." Lin Li was very satisfied with his masterpiece.
"I don't want
a hairstyle that can be attractive to both men and women in the physical sense!" Hannibal's hairstyle is not suitable for everyone. Chen Tianming feels like Dong Xuelian now, a rare person.
"After you put on this hairstyle, maybe you can ask the gods to possess you. Who knows the temper and measure of being a person better than Uncle Hannibal? With him possessing you, you will definitely get along well with Yao Qiaoqiao." Lin Li argued.
"Get out!"
Please give me a monthly ticket
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