Chapter 304: Let's talk about the future later, let's grasp the present first.
As the exam was about to start, the invigilators in the exam room came over one after another with sealed bags.
It was a midterm exam, it was very impressive, and the test papers were all sealed bags.
"Teacher Yan, what a coincidence, you are the invigilator again." Lin Li, who had just finished pinching his butt, just came up and greeted Wang Zi, the head teacher of Class 5.
"Yes."
Wang Ziyan sighed, the beautiful morning never started beautifully.
"Teacher, do you want to chew gum? Don't worry, it's made in China. Of course, if you want imported ones, I happen to have one here." Lin Li chewed the chewing gum in his mouth that he hadn't spit out yet, and asked in accordance with the virtue of sharing.
Wang Ziyan: "..."
The dead memory began to attack him.
"Lin Li."
"Hey." "
Go away." Wang Ziyan smiled.
They always greeted each other when they met in school, and Wang Ziyan was young, so they were familiar with each other, so Wang Ziyan didn't need to be polite to Lin Li.
"Teacher, this is against the ethics of a teacher."
"Then disappear from my sight with the least friction."
"That's right~ That's what a teacher should do." Although Wang Ziyan is not a physics teacher, Lin Li still gave him a thumbs up.
"Alas, no wonder my right eye kept twitching today." Wang Ziyan sighed helplessly.
"Teacher, the twitching of the left eyelid indicates that you are about to make a fortune. This is the wisdom of our ancestors, and the twitching of the right eyelid represents the intermittent autonomous tremor twitching of the orbicularis oculi muscle and the orbicularis oculi nerve branches controlled by the brain. This is a normal phenomenon. You can believe in science."
Lin Li popularized science.
Although science and theology are often diametrically opposed, they cannot be summed up in one word, but should be viewed dialectically, because sometimes they complement each other.
——The most famous example is that science created airplanes and two skyscrapers, but it was theology that combined the two.
"Okay, okay, you are not allowed to eat during the exam. Spit up quickly and go in for the exam," Wang Ziyan shook his head and said helplessly, "You are not going to do anything weird this time, are you?"
"Don't worry, teacher, I will bring these into the exam room later. Just a pad, three pens, a watch, a small note, a marker, and an eraser. What weird things can I do?"
Lin Li spit out the gum, took out the things he was going to bring into the exam room from his schoolbag, and said to Wang Ziyan.
"Did something strange get mixed in just now? Why bring a small note to the exam!"
Wang Ziyan, who caught the key words, widened his eyes, reached out and took the folded small note from Lin Li's palm, and severely violated Lin Li
's privacy, opened it and took a look.
After reading the content, Wang Ziyan was stunned, with a puzzled look on his face: "What is this?"
"Teacher, you haven't confiscated love letters in your life, have you? Can't you see that this is a love letter?" Lin Li took back the small note and laughed, "Poor teacher who no one wants, tsk."
Wang Ziyan: "?"
"No!"
"This t... How can you tell that this is a love letter! And who said that the teacher, I, I, I... Lin Li! If you dare to show any signs of cheating! You'll be finished!" Wang Ziyan withdrew his two mothers.
Class 4 examination room.
Wang Ziyan's voice was very loud, and he was shouting in the corridor. Chen Yuying was sitting next to the corridor window, so she could hear it clearly.
Chen Yuying, who was holding her cheek with one hand and holding a pen between two white fingers and shaking it left and right while waiting for the test paper to be distributed, couldn't help but curl her lips into a beautiful arc after hearing this sentence.
Lin Li is so stupid.
Who told him that this is a love letter? How can there be such a love letter.
Teacher Wang is also stupid.
It can't be seen that this is a love letter. It must have been confiscated before.
...
After dinner.
Lin Li moved his desk and walked in from the back door with crab steps, while happily shouting in an untargeted AOE style:
"I feel hot today. The exam is not difficult. Can I have three more papers?"
Maybe it was because he was sitting in the first row with limited vision, or maybe it was because no one was cheating in the exam room. Anyway, the system did not trigger tasks during the exam like last time.
Lin Li just needed to take the exam peacefully.
Among the three subjects today, except for Chinese, which was more metaphysical, Lin Li felt that the other two subjects were easy.
Moreover, for the Chinese composition, among the large number of model essays that Lin Li remembered, there were a few that barely matched. After combining them, it was considered a golden basin with shit edges, and the score should not be too low.
"What's wrong, Bufan, you are so miserable."
Putting the table, which was a little bloated with many textbooks that did not belong to him, back to its original position, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and asked.
"Despair." Bai Bufan looked at the test paper in his hand and sighed.
"What's wrong?"
"Didn't you just argue with the monitor in the corridor about what to choose for the last biology question?" Bai Bufan looked up at Lin Li and spoke.
"Choose A, not C. We have reached an agreement. The monitor has surrendered to me and admitted that she was wrong. Hehe." Lin Li snapped his fingers proudly.
This is the charge for victory!
The balance is already tilting in his favor, win!
"Sure enough..." Bai Bufan leaned back and covered his face with the test paper.
"It's not your fault that you chose C. The question is too cheap. When the CO concentration in the container remains unchanged, the respiration rate of the entire plant is equal to the photosynthetic rate, not just the mesophyll cells. The non-photosynthetic cells are still respiring, and he is disgusted by this respiratory difference." Lin Li said.
Bai Bufan: "But I chose D."
"Then you are a complete idiot." Lin Li said without hesitation.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Such a violent and quick attack method, as if it was not thought through by the brain, and it was completely out of the fighting instinct in the heart.
"Fuck, so do you understand my despair! When I heard you two arguing about whether it was A or C, my heart was broken when I looked at the D on my test paper!" Bai Bufan was helpless and helpless:
"What can be more desperate than this?"
"Yes, brother, yes." Lin Li nodded:
"I saw a graduate student buddy on the Internet. The research topic of his project team is smart toilets. So in order to make the computer recognize feces, he needs to carefully pick out the feces from two thousand toilet photos and feed it to the computer to cultivate an intelligent model."
Bai Bufan: "..."
Bai Bufan lowered his head and propped his forehead with the back of his hand. Finally, he couldn't help laughing: "Thank you, miracle doctor, I suddenly feel that life is so beautiful."
How can there be such a desperate way to die in the world.
"Pusps! Pusps - something's wrong! Lin Li, Bufan, come quickly!" Before Lin Li could continue, Zhou Baowei suddenly waved at the two of them outside the door.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked out of the classroom.
"Look downstairs, who are those two!" Zhou Baowei leaned on the guardrail (it didn't collapse, the quality is very good, thumbs up for Nansang Middle School), pointing to the outside of the teaching building and said.
The two of them came up and saw Wang Ze.
The most important thing is that there was a girl walking next to Wang Ze that the three didn't know.
To be precise, it's not that they didn't know her, but that they had never seen her in person. Lin Li had seen photos, and this was the senior sister who was asked to take a look.
"It's not really P, it's really okay." After looking at it for a while with his hands clasped like binoculars, Bai Bufan shook his head and said with a click of his tongue.
Lin Li nodded. This senior sister is probably one tenth of Chen Yuying.
This is already a very high evaluation.
And Wang Ze is probably equivalent to one hundredth of himself - this is also a very high evaluation.
So for him, it's a big profit.
"As a brother, it's time to lend a helping hand to Wang Ze." Bai Bufan's eyes were firm.
"What are you going to do?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at him.
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li first, and was stared at with death just as he was about to speak. After thinking for a while, he turned his head to look at Zhou Baowei, the bully, and asked seriously and solemnly: "Baowei, can you jump off the building and die now?"
"? Is your mother talking about human language?" Zhou Baowei's mouth twitched slightly.
"According to the suspension bridge effect, opposite sexes tend to have a good impression of each other in dangerous situations. As long as you fall down, it will inevitably cause an earthquake. I dare say that they will hug each other in the next second. Don't worry, when Wang Ze and his senior sister get married, no one will dare to move their chopsticks until your portrait is brought up."
Bai Bufan took the initiative to analyze the logic in his suggestion, and vowed.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Then he was almost thrown down by Zhou Baowei.
The teaching buildings for the first and second grade of high school are separate, but the second and fourth floors are connected by an overhead corridor. However, Wang Ze and Qian Ying still chose to separate downstairs. Soon, Wang Ze appeared at the stairs on the second floor.
When he came up, he noticed the teasing gazes of Lin Li and the other two.
Bai Bufan: "Happy again, brother."
Zhou Baowei: "Be good to your sister-in-law."
Lin Li: "Bring billiards to play with your sister-in-law when you have time."
Wang Ze: "..."
Where did these three social elementary school students come from?
In fact, he noticed these three bitches upstairs when he was downstairs, but he really didn't dare to recognize them.
Wang Ze dared to guarantee that as long as he made eye contact with them, the process was unclear, but the result would definitely be over.
"Get lost." Wang Ze waved his hands repeatedly to cover up his embarrassment.
"Didn't you say you don't know how to find a topic? Why are you talking and laughing all the way?" Lin Li teased.
"It's a matter of course..." Wang Ze also leaned on the guardrail, looking at the first floor, with a grin: "It's not so awkward after talking for a long time. Although I have low emotional intelligence, she has a good personality and knows that I have low emotional intelligence, so I don't have so many dietary restrictions..."
"So it's almost done?" Bai Bufan asked.
"She was chasing me in the first place, and I don't hate her..." Wang Ze didn't answer directly, and then felt distressed: "But it's a pity..."
"What's a pity?! Tell us something about your depression to make the brothers happy." Lin Li suddenly became excited.
Wang Ze: "..."
"Lin Li, you are a human
for me to eat." "Little greedy cat, I'll give it to you tonight, let's continue talking now, hurry up." Lin Li urged.
"Alas, Senior Sister Qian is not from our province, she is from Jiang Su, her family works here, she said that her family rarely marries out, if it really works out, what will happen in the future?" Wang Ze sighed, looking melancholy.
"Cough-pu, cough, cough!"
The three people next to him started coughing violently at the same time, patting their chests.
There was a sound of a window rolling open behind him, and Zhang Haoyang asked in surprise: "Why are you all coughing all of a sudden? Is the zombie apocalypse about to begin? Is the virus contagious?
Baowei, Linli, you two must not turn into zombies, that would be too scary..."
Bai Bufan heard this, coughing, turning his head, looking at Zhang Haoyang with a little expectation.
Seeing that he didn't speak, he asked in a gentle voice: "Haoyang, did you forget to mention someone?"
"No." Zhang Haoyang was a little confused.
"What a little fool, then let me remind you again, the virus is about to break out, and I am coughing too~" Bai Bufan pointed at himself in the tone of a kindergarten teacher, and took the initiative to cough twice.
"I know, you can just transform, and zombies like you can just be killed as small monsters." Zhang Haoyang snorted and said indifferently.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Your mother!"
Lin Li turned his head to look at Wang Ze, and asked speechlessly:
"No, Wang Ze, how come you have thought so far? Zhuge Liang could only look at the top five cards of the deck when he was observing the stars, and you just looked at the bottom of the deck. What is this potion for?"
He also thought far, but he thought about good things.
"It's understandable. It's like this when you fall in love for the first time. Everyone always thinks very far, but never considers whether there is a future between him and her."
Zhang Haoyang, who was behind, heard this and spoke with some sadness.
The corridor was silent for a while, and everyone seemed to have a reason-
"Zhang Haoyang, you dead otaku Xiao Chu'nan, what are you doing deep?" Bai Bufan frowned and was puzzled.
"Fuck! Bufan, you are so hurtful! I won't chat with you anymore! Fuck!" The window was slammed shut.
"Since you've thought so far ahead, Wang Ze, have you decided on a name for your child?" Lin Li, who was still arguing with them, asked again.
"Not yet." Wang Ze shook his head.
Lin Li sneered, Wang Ze was still not as good as himself.
Wang Ze: "?"
What's with this inexplicable sense of superiority?
"I really don't understand you, Wang Ze. You haven't even started dating yet, why are you imagining the most terrifying marriage?"
Seeing that Zhang Haoyang no longer paid attention to him, Bai Bufan returned to the three of them, shook his head and sighed: "Marriage is exactly the same as a grenade. It's scary to think about it."
"What do you mean?" Wang Ze was a little confused.
"Pull the ring, that is, take off the ring, and with a bang, half of your house will be blown up. If the situation is bad, it may be completely gone."
Bai Bufan pulled open the simulated explosion scene with both hands and explained at the same time.
Wang Ze: "..."
In a sense, it really is.
"Is there anyone who is so annoying?" Zhou Baowei said with a smile.
"Isn't that what the online public opinion is like now? Damn, what about being strong within marriage, disputes over bride price, and the responsibilities of men and women.
Each one is more frightening than the other. Novels need logic, but reality doesn't.
I was originally afraid of women, and now I'm even more afraid. I'm thinking if I can ask my parents to open another small account, and I'll let this big account be DINK." Bai Bufan muttered.
"What does DINK mean? Does it mean that the penis is in shock?" Zhou Baowei raised his hand.
"...You can understand it this way." Bai Bufan thought about it and wanted to refute, but felt that it was okay.
"As for the public opinion, I think someone did it on purpose," Lin Li said sharply after hearing this: "The master earned 100 yuan, so he gave 1.1 yuan to all the male employees and 1 yuan to all the female employees.
Then the men and women fought for this 0.1 yuan, and the men said that the 0.1 yuan was what they deserved, and the women said that it was unfair, so no one cared about the 97.9 yuan in the master's pocket."
However, before the four of them could continue typing, the bell for the start of the evening self-study class had already rang.
So the four of them walked into the classroom, and at the same time brought the topic back to the topic that had gone off:
"Wang Ze, you can imagine the beauty of the future, which I can understand, but don't imagine the worries of the future, isn't that just worrying about nothing?"
Lin Li turned into a life mentor and gave Wang Ze guidance.
"Remember, there is a word called grasp the present, which means that the crotch is the most confident." "
So you just need to listen to the opinions of your crotch. If it thinks it's good, it's really good, that's enough."
"Remember, "enjoy life in time" and "seize the present", combine the two together, and you will "grasp the present and enjoy life in time", this is the true meaning of life. "
Wang Ze, Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: "?"
"What the hell is your grasp of the present!" Wang Ze's mouth twitched slightly.
"Then just tell me if you want your senior sister to seize the present. "Lin Li calmly asked back.
Wang Ze: "..."
Not a buddy?
Facing Lin Li's gaze, Wang Ze said nothing, just looking away (guilty).
"Don't play dead, Wang Ze, Look in my ass! Answer me!" Lin Li pressed, "Do you want to? Talk! !"
"...I want to." Xiling boy Wang Ze stood at attention.
"It's just a second, so I know what you should and shouldn't consider now." Lin Li's tone immediately became gentle again, patted Wang Ze on the shoulder, and said with some relief.
"Thank you, father, you really get it at once." Wang Ze raised his thumb with a slightly complicated expression and nodded.
...
After school.
Lin Li rode his bike home first, and then took a taxi to Laoyou Road again, ready to hunt the fourth group of unlucky guys.
"Building a safe Xiling together, everyone has the responsibility"
But after two days of not being here, Laoyou Road seems to have changed a little.
As soon as Lin Li got off the car, he saw a huge propaganda signboard appear in front of him. There was a light at the bottom shining on the text, which seemed particularly bright.
Lin Li blinked, and had a bad feeling in his heart, but continued to walk into Laoyou Road.
"..."
"Oh my god." Lin Li's mouth twitched.
I saw that the originally dim alleys were now equipped with solar street lights. Although some of them seemed to have not been connected to the line, the few that could be used normally were already normal. Their cold white light illuminated the road surface clearly.
On the street light poles, in addition to the new street lights, you can also see the newly installed spherical surveillance cameras every hundred meters or so. Some of them are slowly turning, and the red indicator lights are flashing regularly in the night, which is very conspicuous.
But this is not the most conspicuous.
The most conspicuous thing is the new electronic notice board at the intersection.
It scrolls with warning slogans such as "Robbery of property will be severely punished", "Do not break the law and commit evil", and "This section of the road has been included in the 24-hour intelligent monitoring area, and we will jointly protect Ping'an Xiling".
What the hell is going on? Is this still Laoyou Road?
Lin Li walked in silence, his original joy and expectation gradually subsided.
When he saw the familiar snack stand, he went forward and ordered another chicken fillet, and asked heavily and sadly:
"Uncle, do you still remember me? Can I ask what happened to Laoyou Road? Why do I see that the infrastructure seems to have been updated?"
"Oh, you mean this? Of course, it was just built in the past two days, how can it not be new," the stall owner said to Lin Li with some joy:
"I heard that it's because there have been too many incidents here recently, so the higher-ups have paid attention to this place again."
"Street lights and surveillance cameras were just installed in the past two days, and some are not installed yet."
"This morning, the police station and the street office held a publicity meeting at the community service center, and I went."
"What was said?" Lin Li asked.
"I didn't listen. I took half a dozen eggs and fell asleep. I work at the night stall every day, how can I be energetic in the morning?" The stall owner said as a matter of course.
Lin Li: "..."
"Anyway, they are talking about rectification. Have you noticed that there are not many hooligans at night?
The vocational schools and technical schools nearby seem to have been interviewed as well, and now they are under very strict management. It seems that their students had an accident a few days ago in Hongtu, and now they are simply closed.
The KTV bar was also punished, and the person in charge was called to a meeting."
"Not only that, during this period, the police also come to patrol from time to time to ensure our public security."
"It's not easy, it's really not easy. Finally, they are not only working in the new city, but also thinking of our old city. Although my business has declined a bit, I still think it's good..." The stall owner sighed with emotion.
Lin Li: "..."
Silence.
"Hey, what a coincidence, young man, look, here comes the patrol again, isn't it?" The stall owner's eyes suddenly lit up, and his chin raised towards the end of the road.
Lin Li turned his head, and a police car without sirens or lights slowly drove over, and then just happened to stop at the stall.
The car door opened, Yan Aosong got out, and came to Lin Li.
"Lin Li, what a coincidence, you are here tonight too?" Yan Aosong said with a smile.
"...Yeah."
"Boss, I want a chicken fillet too, a large one, how much?" After greeting, Yan Aosong looked at the stall owner.
"Oh, no, no, you've worked hard, how can I charge you for this chicken fillet!" The boss laughed.
"No, we still have to collect what we should. There are regulations. Twelve, right? We swept it."
"Okay, I'll give you more, a little bit of my appreciation. I can't say anything."
"Okay, thank you, boss."
Lin Li waited until the conversation was over before asking, "Uncle Yan, are you patrolling here?"
"Yes," Yan Aosong nodded. "The public security is too bad recently. The Municipal Bureau has been promoting the special operation of 'Beautiful Xiling' public security rectification. After these things happened, the old city is now a key area for attack and has been included in the coverage of the second phase."
"Now the time is too short. The infrastructure is not in place yet. We can only make up for it with manpower. So let me patrol here during this period to prevent those scoundrels from making trouble while the surveillance is not fully installed."
Yan Aosong explained in a gentle voice, and looked at Lin Li. They both smiled.
But one smile was sincere and the other was bitter.
"Uncle, are you only guarding against those scoundrels..." Lin Li asked with a frown.
"Of course, I'm also guarding against you." Yan Aosong smiled more sincerely and spoke frankly.
Lin Li: "..."
Shit.
Sincerity is a sure-fire move, and Lin Li was killed anyway.
"Lin Li." Looking up at the night sky, Yan Aosong let out a long sigh and spoke.
"Hey, uncle, I'm here, you say." Lin Li's expression was mechanical and dull.
"Although it was originally in the plan, you have made great contributions to urging us to truly implement this matter."
"Huh?"
"Without your promotion of these incidents, things would not have developed so smoothly. There was almost no obstruction when I submitted the application for approval, and the community also cooperated exceptionally."
"Yang Liang told me about your nature. Suddenly I thought, maybe... this is what you didn't say, or you don't know how to express, and you really want us to do it, right?"
Lin Li: "?"
How did Uncle Yang introduce himself to you to make your mind so corrupted...
Slander! He slandered me!
"Uncle, if I say that this is not the case, can you withdraw this action?" Lin Li said weakly.
"What?" Because Lin Li spoke very softly, Yan Aosong didn't hear clearly.
"Nothing... I'm not that great..." Lin Li sighed, and knew that it was impossible to withdraw.
Yan Aosong didn't care and patted Lin Li on the shoulder:
"No matter what you think, Lin Li, you have to remember that this is the right way. Don't hurt others, let alone yourself. Don't be so extreme next time. It's meaningless. Do you understand?"
"The power of one person is always weak."
"Batman waits for his Gotham Justice. Gotham will always be a city of sin, because he has only one person and doesn't even have parents.
But Xiling is not Gotham, Black Silk Man, you have to remember that you are not, and many of us stand with you."
Yan Aosong felt a little excited as he spoke, so he smiled and said with a little pride:
"In order to start this week, your uncle Yan and I have spent a lot of effort, otherwise it will take another week or two to start the transformation here. I've been so busy these days, Lin Li, don't you have to thank your uncle?"
Although he didn't accept the name of Gordon, he was Gordon after all, and became a righteous partner in the dark!
Lin Li: "?"
Damn!
Uncle Yan! It turns out that you are guilty of a heinous crime! Give me back my crucial week or two!
Seeing Lin Li staring at him with eyes wide open, Yan Aosong felt a little shy at this look that should be grateful, and waved his hands:
"Don't look at me like that, it's what I should do."
"...Thank you, thank you."
"You're welcome. Are you happy, Black Silk Man, that the day you longed for can come so soon."
"Happy, I'm so happy, hahahaha woooooo TAT..."
Seeing Lin Li crying with joy, Yan Aosong's face became more kind, and he continued to pat Lin Li's shoulder:
"From now on, Xiling doesn't need the Black Silk Knight."
"Lin Li, be the White Silk Knight."
"Uncle, but I think I am more like the Joker now. I don't want to stay in Xiling anymore. I want to go back to Gotham. Batman said he won't beat me anymore." Lin Li smiled sadly.
Where is Wang Yuezhi, my good brother in the afternoon?
Long time no see, I miss you so much, Yuezhi.
Can you lend me a red nose? TAT.
Yan Aosong: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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