Chapter 272 To our abstract, passionate but beautiful school sports meeting
"No one will not get a gold medal after participating in the event, right? I have three here. Do you three want one each? Anyway, for me, there are probably six more to get in the second and third year of high school, but I'm afraid you won't have the chance."
Lin Li mocked the "three people", not even letting Chen Yuying go.
So he deserved to be kicked, and he was just short of closing the door and letting
Bufan go. Because all the events of Class 4 of the first year of high school have been completed, the next thing to do is to wait for the end of other events in the school before holding the closing ceremony. So after receiving the awards, everyone returned to the class base and started cleaning in advance.
Each class has the responsibility to restore the class base after the sports meeting. Not to mention the garbage, the tables and chairs must be moved back by themselves.
Now that they have cleaned up in advance, they can go home early when the closing ceremony is over.
"What can this glass bottle do after drinking? I always feel that it is different from plastic bottles. It's a pity to throw it away."
Cleaning up the drawer, Ding Sihan held a transparent glass bottle in his hand, and asked everyone if he was a little hesitant about whether to throw it into the garbage bag.
It was originally honeysuckle dew, but now the labels on the outside have been torn off by Ding Sihan when he was bored. It looks very clear and can even be used as a small vase.
"I have an idea for this." Lin Li, whose martial spirit is a Dalmatian, looked over.
"Does anyone have any suggestions?" Ding Sihan emphasized the word "people".
Haha, isolating Bai Bufan? How bad.
Lin Li patted Bai Bufan's shoulder pitifully, then raised his hand and said confidently: "Yes, yes, I, I!"
Ding Sihan is worthy of being the successor of the deaf, but still didn't hear it.
Useless thing.
Lin Li sighed, then had to point at Wang Yuezhi: "Wang Yuezhi said he has suggestions."
Ding Sihan looked at Wang Yuezhi after hearing this.
Wang Yuezhi: "?"
"I, what suggestions do I have? I don't have any suggestions." Wang Yuezhi was confused.
"The formula can be applied, Yuezhi, don't forget the method I taught you to relieve anxiety." Lin Li reminded in a low voice.
Wang Yuezhi was stunned for a moment, then understood, and looked at Ding Sihan with a twitch of his mouth: "Lin Li means that if you can smoke, you can use this glass bottle as an ashtray. If you can't smoke, you can learn to smoke first, and then use it as an ashtray."
Ding Sihan: "..."
See, ignoring Lin Li's advice is definitely the right choice.
Lin Li is quite reliable, but it's unlikely that Lin Li is reliable.
However, Ding Sihan now realizes the use of this glass bottle. It is actually quite a match for Lin Li's brain. It must be very sad to hit Lin Li on the head.
"Hey, you don't say, the glass bottle is indeed very suitable as an ashtray, and the size of the bottle mouth of the honeysuckle dew is also very suitable for flicking ashes." Wang Ze nodded when he heard this, and even pretended to flick ashes, and commented:
"It is also very convenient to clean, and it can be recycled. Ding Sihan, you really can learn to smoke."
Ding Sihan: "..."
There are quite a lot of heads that are suitable for glass bottles, and it is a bit difficult to choose.
"No, buddy, you really can?" Lin Li looked at Wang Ze after hearing this.
"I can smoke, but I just can. I don't like it at all." Wang Ze nodded and shook his head, "I usually only smoke during the Chinese New Year."
"Why did you learn this? Also for women's underwear?" Lin Li was a little curious.
"What do you mean by for women's underwear? This is too perverted." Wang Ze didn't understand and was stunned.
"To show off."
Wang Ze: "..."
Damn.
Many people who learn to smoke at a young age are not for the so-called pleasure or to relieve stress. Most people have a market pressure, and they just want to give others a feeling of being very powerful and having a lot of social experience.
When being beaten with a belt by family members, you still have to say stubbornly, "You will understand when you reach my age."
Wang Ze must not be addicted. In fact, Lin Li and others have never seen him smoke at all, and they have never even smelled the smell of cigarettes on him.
"I'm not that boring. My dad taught me to smoke." Wang Ze shook his head.
"Your dad taught you to smoke?" Bai Bufan, who was also curious, was stunned after hearing this.
The Wang family has something.
"Yeah, when I was a kid, I set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year. I kept asking him for a lighter. He got annoyed and lit a cigarette for me. I asked him what to do if it went out, and he said I could just take a puff when it was almost out." Wang Ze nodded, "Then I learned it. I occasionally smoke one during the Chinese New Year, but never at other times."
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
Filial piety in the opposite direction.
This is the first time Lin Li has heard of someone learning to smoke like this.
Wasn't Wang Ze's dad really smoked by his grandfather?
"Then we have to be careful if we meet Wang Ze during the Chinese New Year. This kid might really burn my butt with his cigarette butt." Bai Bufan said vigilantly.
"It's just a handy thing. I can even burn your Barrett." Wang Ze waved his hand politely. It was nothing to mention.
"I thought it was brought by other gym students." Lin Li clicked his tongue, "I didn't expect it to be brought in this way, awesome."
"A lot of gym students smoke, it's very serious in junior high school, and now it happens in Nansang too. Several seniors are addicted, and often smoke in the dormitory or toilet." Wang Ze nodded, then couldn't stop smiling, and said with a wink:
"Let me tell you, there was a senior in the third year of high school, he once smoked secretly in the toilet with someone, and the grade director suddenly broke in.
But the grade director didn't see who smoked, and when no one admitted it, he asked everyone to squat down and let him smell their fingers one by one to see who smelled the strongest.
At this moment, a genius idea flashed through my senior's mind, so he secretly tapped his Pi Yanzi while the director wasn't paying attention.
——He said that he still couldn't forget the hideous expression on the grade director's face when he took his hand. "
Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?" "
This is not a crime.
Why treat the grade director as Wang Yuhui?
It seems that sports students not only have a good life, but also a lot of work.
While continuing to listen to Wang Ze's gossip about sports students, he cleaned up the not-so-much garbage, and the sundries in the class base were soon cleared. All
that was left was to move the tables and chairs back to the Art Building.
This time, Xue Jian didn't need to be a soldier, and the boys were also very proactive. They moved whatever they had brought in.
There was no need to go to the toilet to pour the water under the parasol, Lin Li just thought of it as watering the lawn here.
The main reason was that Bao refused to drink it. This child is getting more and more picky about food.
"Thank you, Move, you sunshade. "After pouring the water and putting away the parasol, Lin Li said thank you to the advertisement on it.
"Hey, Lin Li, it's understandable that you say these things are advertised. They are often used in life. Look at the parasol of Class 31 of Senior High School. The advertisement on it is actually for Rolex. Who is this advertisement for?
For the leaders in the school? It can't be for us poor guys, right?"
Wang Ze, who was moving tables and chairs to the Art Building, looked at the parasols of other classes around him and asked curiously.
"Stupid, luxury goods advertisements are used for literacy. Everyone has to know that this thing is expensive. Otherwise, when the rich wear it, how do you know it is a good thing, and how can the poor provide emotional value to the rich?" Lin Li sneered when he heard it.
"Oh! Holy shit! Makes sense! "Wang Ze suddenly realized and understood it instantly.
Great, the poor are finally useful.
"It's great to be rich~" Wang Ze then sighed.
"The poor also have their own way of living, Wang Ze, haven't you heard that the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and if you have no money, you can play with birds, have sex in bed, and feel comfortable for every second." Lin Li comforted in a low voice.
Wang Ze: "..."
That's very comfortable.
"Speaking of luxury goods, do you know the world's three most famous watches?" Bai Bufan, who had been listening on the side, asked at this time.
"You say." Lin Li and Wang Ze looked over.
"Richard Miller, 6.888 million yuan; Patek Philippe, 888,000 yuan," Bai Bufan paused, and continued mysteriously, "Cousin Jiang Xi, 388,000 yuan."
"Is there something strange mixed in? "
Lin Li and Wang Ze really thought that Bai Bufan was sharing serious knowledge at first, but it turned out that he was just doing it for the sake of vinegar, so they laughed and scolded.
"Don't laugh, you probably don't know that the most exaggerated record holder for the bride price in history was Sima Rui, the emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, who married Jiang Xi's daughter. At that time, the woman's family wanted Jingzhou and Jiaozhou!
I just want to ask if your cousin Jiang Xi can be considered a famous cousin." Bai Bufan continued to popularize science.
Wang Ze, Lin Li: "..."
Hakisi, the bride price actually requires two states directly, it's really pitiful for the local buddies who are in Hakisi, what kind of life are they living.
...
"Lin Li, there are no activities this weekend, right? My dad just asked me if I would go home this week. If there are no activities, I will ask my dad to drive to pick me up and I will not stay on campus." On the way back from the art building, Bai Bufan asked.
"I'm going to have a full physical examination. If you want to go with me, you can stay on campus, and I can still pay for the expenses." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said indifferently.
"Going for a physical examination? "Bai Bufan frowned.
This form of entertainment is still a bit too niche.
"Yes, the same thing, don't worry about the money. You know, I'm a newly rich man, and who has heard that it is worth going for a physical examination? Some people spend two hundred yuan to check out six diseases. The cost-effectiveness is full. Really don't go?" Lin Li smiled and tempted.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"What the hell is this cost-effectiveness! ? "
"So whether you want to go or not, even if you want to go, I still have to see if I can make an appointment for you tomorrow. If I can't make an appointment, you'd better go home." Because the package is expensive, Lin Li has an exclusive customer service of the physical examination institution, and the response will not be slow.
Bai Bufan scratched his head, thought for a while, and nodded: "Then you ask, there is nothing to do when you go back, just to test your health and see if I need to adjust the frequency of my glue injections next time. "
"Okay. "
"I asked, it's OK." The exclusive customer service replied quickly, and Lin Li looked up and said.
"Okay, then I'll stay in school." Bai Bufan nodded decisively and took out his mobile phone, probably to send a message to his family to tell them that they didn't need to come.
When Lin Li and his friends came back reluctantly, the last event of the sports meet, the senior high school women's relay race, had already ended. The starting podium and the podium on the playground had been removed, and the "Athletes' March" sounded again on the radio.
The closing ceremony began.
"The old guys are here, we have to line up, let's line up." As the sports committee member, Wang Ze saw this and trotted to the place where the classmates gathered and started to line up.
"It's only 3:30 in the afternoon, but the school dismissal time notified in the parent group is 5 o'clock. Damn, I have expected that the closing ceremony will be very boring." After lining up, Bai Bufan sighed.
Because mobile phones are not allowed at the closing ceremony.
"It's okay, I'm here." Lin Li stroked his hair handsomely, "I can help you."
"Lin Li, you stand at the front of the class line." Xue Jian's voice suddenly appeared, "Bufan, you don't change your position."
Lin Li: "..."
Turning his head, it was Xue Jian who came straight to Lin Li after Bai Bufan appeared.
"Teacher, when a general is away, there are orders from the king that I cannot obey... I will obey!" Just after saying a few words, Xue Jian seemed to want to corporal punishment on the students, so Lin Li could only walk to the front of the line in dejection. He
looked back every three steps and left in Bai Bufan's sad eyes.
Why is there always someone in this world who wants to break up lovers?
While they can still play with their phones, the two had a final exchange.
"Bai Bufan: Damn Xue Jian, he actually broke us up."
"Lin Li: Indeed."
"Class monitor, why are you in the first row too?" When Lin Li walked to the first row, he found that in addition to the annoying Wang Ze, there was also the eye-protecting Chen Yuying, and he asked in surprise.
"Because I'm going to receive the award later." Chen Yuying responded, "Why are you here?"
"Depending on the risk..." Lin Li cleared his throat and prepared to cast
a spell. "I know, you stand next to me." Chen Yuying smiled and stretched out her index finger, shushed, and moved aside.
Xue Jian is the best class teacher in the world!
No one is allowed to hate Xue Jian!
"Lin Li has withdrawn a message."
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, be careful. If you dare to say a bad word about Lao Jiantou again, I will beat your shit out and not let you eat it!"
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Teacher, I respect your teeth the most."
Xue Jian walked to the front and was about to signal everyone to leave, but was praised by Lin Li fiercely: "?"
"Don't try to get close to me, be honest!"
...
"In this beautiful season of clear autumn and abundant fruits, the 51st Campus Sports Meeting of Nansang Middle School has come to a successful conclusion. Here, on behalf of the school, I would like to express my most sincere thanks and warmest congratulations to all participating athletes, referees, staff and all teachers and students..."
Familiar position, familiar row of school leaders, familiar closing speech.
Bored to death, Wang Ze yawned while pressing the class card.
And I don't know if it's an illusion, Xue Jian and the grade director of the first grade, one on the left and the other on the right of the team, seem to be staring at Class 4 of the first grade.
I don't know who they are guarding against.
"Hey, Lin Li..." Taking advantage of the brief interval when the teacher was slightly away, Wang Ze turned back to find his buddies to kill time.
He saw that the two people behind him were now looking down with smiles on their faces.
What were they laughing at? Wang Ze looked over curiously.
Chen Yuying's sneakers tip quietly extended a step, accurately stepped on the head of Lin Li's elongated shadow, while Lin Li shook his shoulders slightly exaggeratedly, slightly turned sideways, and the shadow on the ground slid away half an inch.
Chen Yuying suppressed her smile and chased after him. The sunlight passed through her ponytail that was raised when she shook her head, weaving the shadow of her hair into a fine net, enveloping Lin Li's shaking shadow shoulders, as if leaning on it.
And so on.
Wang Ze: "..."
When they heard Wang Ze's voice, both of them looked up at Wang Ze.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Lin Li asked in confusion.
What's wrong?
What else?
I'm eating lemons!
Lin Li, I'm eating lemons!
What on earth are you two playing with a broken shadow!
"I'm bored." Wang Ze gritted his teeth and answered honestly.
"What does it have to do with me?" Lin Li asked more puzzledly, "I'm not bored."
"Then you are this, it's okay, you guys continue." Wang Ze maintained a polite smile, raised his thumb, nodded, and turned back to face the front.
I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under the car.
Lin Li turned his head, but Chen Yuying had already turned her body slightly, with her hands folded behind her, it seemed that she didn't want to play anymore.
Lin Li just smiled faintly and patted Wang Ze on the shoulder: "Wang Ze, you are bored, right?"
"Yeah."
"Then let me tell you a story to pass the time?" Lin Li said.
"Great, it's time for Akashi again! Tell me, what Akashi do you want me to do this time?" Wang Ze nodded vigorously, rubbing his hands expectantly and asked.
Great! Akashi is OK!
"This story can be regarded as using scenery to evoke emotions and using objects to describe people. Squad leader, don't eavesdrop. This story is not suitable for you." After giving Chen Yuying some instructions, Lin Li smiled and told Wang Ze the story:
"One day, the sun called the grass.
Sun: Hello, fuck you? Fuck.
Grass: Fuck, who are you?
Sun: Fuck.
Grass: Fuck, who the hell are you?
Sun: Fuck, fuck you?
Grass: Fucking, who the hell are you, fuck.
Sun: Fuck, fuck you!
Sun’s mother grabbed the phone at this time. Wang Ze, do you know what Sun’s mother said?
She said: Fuck, fuck his mother, fuck your mother, okay? "
Wang Ze: "(；☉_☉)? "
Three seconds later, laughter poured out. Wang Ze used the class sign as a support point, lay on it and began to laugh until he convulsed.
It's not that the story is so funny, but when he thought of what Lin Li said at the beginning of the story about using objects to describe people, Wang Ze realized that Lin Li, this bitch, told this story purely to scold himself for disturbing his interest, so he suddenly felt funny.
You see, he is anxious again.
The young man is still too impatient.
"Now, the class whose name is called, please send representatives to the stage to receive the award, Class 4 of Senior One, Class 7 of Senior One..."
It was time for the award ceremony. Chen Yuying patted her cheeks with both hands to suppress her smile, and walked briskly towards the podium.
Wang Ze then turned his head, suddenly put his hands behind his back, raised his heels, moved gently, and stepped on Lin Li's shadow with the tip of his shoe shyly, and glanced at him shyly.
Lin Li: "? "
After stepping on Lin Li several times and seeing that Lin Li did not react, Wang Ze raised his head with an innocent and even somewhat pure look in his eyes, and said, "Brother Lin Li, aren't you hiding~"
Lin Li: "..."
How much Bai Bufan disgusted Wang Ze, now Wang Ze disgusts Lin Li as much.
Lin Li folded his arms, looked at Wang Ze, and sneered, "Where did this idiot come from? Go play somewhere else."
"Hahaha——" Wang Ze laughed.
The laughter was so loud that Xue Jian and Zhao Hai were attracted to it again.
At the end of the class team, Bai Bufan, who was bored to death, was so anxious that he almost jumped over the wall.
What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, take me with you!
Old Jiantou! I hate you!
...
"Finally, let us once again congratulate all the winning groups and individuals with warm applause! Let us also look forward to more exciting performances at next year's school sports meeting!
Now I declare that the 51st Campus Sports Meeting of Nansang Middle School has successfully concluded! Curtain! "
As the principal spoke in a high-pitched and drawn-out voice, two more salutes with colorful smoke tails flew into the air from both sides of the rostrum, and the playground was filled with applause.
The sports meet was over.
(End of this chapter)
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