Chapter 56: Once an Oxer, Always an Oxer
"Add WeChat, so I can send you the document when the time comes." Song Luping said to Lin Li.
"Okay, brother." Lin Li nodded, took out his mobile phone and showed his QR code.
Lin Li has two mobile phone numbers, one is for the number preservation package, and the other is mainly used for data traffic, so he also has two WeChat accounts.
The one he showed at this moment was his small WeChat account. Although it also has a circle of friends, it does not have any personal information, and it will not let Song Luping realize that he is not Bai Bufan.
"Defense..." Request to add you as a friend.
It turned out to be a top-notch single-word ID, and it was an anime black and white male head. Could it be that my brother Ping is also an online male god?
"Uh... Bufan, is this "The tutor randomly checked my graduation project and was shocked" you?" Song Luping frowned and found that things did not seem simple.
"Yes, Brother Ping, it's me. "Lin Li only dared to use such a nickname for his secondary account.
Song Luping looked at the WeChat account of the silly Pai Daxing, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
Has he really found the right person to inherit his legacy?
Song Luping suddenly felt a little unconfident.
...
After adding friends, the two continued to eat barbecue and chat, telling each other their true feelings, but it was half true and half false.
——The half of what Lin Li said is all fake, and the half of what Song Luping said is all true.
I don’t know if Song Luping has a poor alcohol tolerance. Lin Li always felt that he had just drunk one bottle, and the other party was a little bit overwhelmed and pulled himself to say a lot. He could only be with children at the table.
What is your first love, your first time, etc.
Today's shorts are red - Song Luping even told Lin Li about this.
The other party was heartbroken, and Lin Li felt a little guilty when he thought about what he told the other party.
Lin Li originally planned to reciprocate the exchanges.
Song Luping gave him a map and sent him in.
Reasonable.
But now, this idea has changed a little.
Maybe he can work hard to get him back to justice? Get a Happy Ending?
I ordered something worth seventy yuan in total, and I unknowingly finished it.
There was no idea of continuing to order orders, and Lin Li called the waiter to check out the bill.
"Bufan, how can you treat you? I'm kidding. I'm the brother, I'll pay me! "The tipsy Song Luping squinted his eyes and said loudly.
Lin Li smiled and showed his QR code for the store owner to scan.
Damn you.
You come to pay and you get up.
You were sitting in the farthest seat and waited until I took out my phone before saying this. Moreover, when I said it, I didn't intend to stop me at all, and I didn't make any movements. Isn't it a bit too much?
He even refused to pull with me?
Maybe Song Luping was afraid that I didn't understand the ways of the world, so he would really let him pay.
Damn adults.
Lin Li withdrew his previous thoughts and decided to send Song Luping in.
Once an Oxer, always an Oxer, there is no such thing as turning over a new leaf!
"Brother Ping, that's it, I'm going back?" The two left the barbecue restaurant side by side. As Lin Li unlocked the bicycle lock, he said to Song Luping.
"Okay, Bufan, be careful on your way, I'll start packing my things when I get back." Song Luping nodded.
"Brother, you have to be careful. "Looking at Song Luping who was walking a little unsteadily, Lin Li said weakly.
You must stay alive before Xi Ling sends him the comprehensive chicken farming map.
If you are going to die, you must die later.
"It's okay, my home is not far away, over there. "Song Luping waved his hand and pointed in a direction.
Lin Li looked at Song Luping who was pointing at the barbecue restaurant and fell silent.
Is it your home? Just point.
Sighing, Lin Li finally took Song Luping to his residence downstairs under semi-accompaniment, and then rode back to his own home.
The address plus one, when the time comes to send him to the Demon Suppression Division, the reference materials will be richer.
...
At home.
Lin Li was in a good mood.
The most troublesome problem was finally solved.
Now he only needs to wait for Song Luping to send him the life and death book of the chicken farm, so that he can randomly choose the lucky person to be cleared.
It should be possible to take action this weekend-even if Song Luping did not send him the document before.
Because in the subsequent chat, Song Luping mentioned that Lin Li also remembered a chicken farm that met his requirements, but it was far away and was not the best option.
But there is always a goal. If Song Luping does not send him the document, then go to investigate and rush it.
Yang Liang will definitely be very happy, and I will give him performance again.
Huang Tian in Xiling Town will be strangled in my hands.
"Buzz-buzz-"
As soon as Lin Li sat on the sofa and enjoyed the future, he found that the phone he had just placed on the coffee table kept vibrating.
"Did you finish it so quickly?" With this thought, Lin Li turned on his phone.
One message after another popped up on the lock screen interface. Before he could read the previous one clearly, the next one popped up.
Was he bombarded with text messages?
Lin Li unlocked his phone and clicked on a message:
"Wang Yuezhi didn't pay for prostitution! Wang Yuezhi didn't pay for prostitution! Wang Yuezhi didn't pay for prostitution!"
Lin Li: "?"
Is there such a thing? It turns out that the expert is right next to him. You are so good, Wang Yuezhi, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. I really didn't know it. If you had told me earlier, I would have immediately become your buddy. Bai Bufan and other people would have been tired of playing with you and wanted to kick you out.
Next one.
"Wang Yuezhi went to the hotel to get a room without telling his wife last night! He had a lot of fun! Click the link to watch the video!"
Lin Li: "???"
Huh? "
Wang Yuezhi pretended to be a lolita to seduce Hawking to the Lolita Island..."
"Wang Yuezhi used the absence list to deceive college students and said it was an attendance list..."
"Wang Yuezhi gave the Japanese a nuclear bomb and said it was a hand warmer..."
Lin Li checked the text messages sent and found that they were all attacking Wang Yuezhi. He also realized that they were probably not true, but deliberately slandering and spreading rumors.
"It rhymes."
But what happened? Why were these text messages sent to his phone? And the numbers from which they were sent were different, not the same number that kept sending them.
A message popped up on WeChat, but it wasn't from Song Luping.
"Bai Bufan: Did something happen?"
Very good, there was no need for reasoning, the murderer would always return to the crime scene, the culprit had been found.
"Lin Li: "Take a screenshot." "
"Bai Bufan: Hahahahahaha."
"Lin Li:? You did it? What for?"
"Bai Bufan: No, I was still trying to find our target tonight, and then I met a sister who wanted to have a naked chat with me."
"Lin Li: Go on."
Lin Li waited for Bai Bufan to continue explaining.
Bai Bufan wasn't stupid enough to believe this kind of thing, and the fact that the subject of the text message was Wang Yuezhi already explained something.
"Bai Bufan: There have been so many anti-fraud propagandas, and hearing is believing, so I went to experience it.
So I transformed into Wang Yuezhi. After the sister asked about my XP and preferences, she said that she also liked my XP, and that we were a perfect match, and began to invite me to a naked chat.
I had already put on my philosophical mask, but the other party said that it must be done on the software she sent.
I felt that there was a virus, so I downloaded a virtual machine.
It turned out that the software itself did not have a big virus, but when it was started, it said it was an update, but it was actually asking for information reading permission to retrieve mobile phone information.
According to my prediction, I made up a set of mobile phone contacts on the virtual machine, and only your information on it was real."
Lin Li: "..."
"Bai Bufan: Then we started the video chat. Lin Li, don't tell me, I don't know if the person on the other end was AI or a recorded video, but it looked pretty real. The person
on the other end saw that I was wearing a mask all the time, and at first he tried to persuade me gently, but when he saw that I refused to show my face, he suddenly turned hostile and started to ask about my family.
How could I tolerate this? I directly called Bao Wei and Tian Ming over, and six of them scolded her, and she cried."
Lin Li blinked.
Damn.
The full output of the six people in Bai Bufan's dormitory was really scary. This sister was also a poor person. Lin Li couldn't imagine what kind of comfort her ears had encountered.
"Bai Bufan: She just left us a message saying 'Wait for everyone to know what you did, please ask us not to send messages', and then hung up.
So I came to ask you to see if you were sent anything."
What else could Lin Li say.
"Lin Li: 6"
"Bai Bufan: It's so funny. You're still threatening me to transfer two thousand yuan to her, clown."
"Lin Li: The most human thing you did in this matter was that you didn't use my name."
"Bai Bufan: We're all brothers. When can I use your name? Don't I know that in my heart? We're brothers in our hearts."
"Lin Li: You're making me feel a little embarrassed. If I had known, I wouldn't have spread the rumor to Chen Yuying that you had hemorrhoids at noon."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: "Voice" 60s·"
Recommend a book by a good buddy:
"The Demonic Taoist Master" Immortals
are just a way of practicing, and demons can also open the door to longevity.
Born different from ordinary people, I stepped on all the bones to become the Taoist master.
——Born
in the Demon Sect, how can I not achieve the right result?
Since I was reborn in this world where immortals and demons coexist and gods and Buddhas preach, Yingchen will step up step by step until he looks back and sees everyone bowing their heads and respectfully calling him the Taoist master!
(End of this chapter)
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