Chapter 141 Ignite, sphincter beyond the limit!
What is the most difficult escape room in the world?
Lin Li has experienced it so far. The first one is that he doesn't want to pee at all, with a fully charged mobile phone in his hand, lying in bed, and needs to escape to the outside where the temperature is below 0 degrees Celsius.
The second one is right now.
Lin Li hates it.
He hates himself and Bai Bufan for not stopping this guy from stuffing everything into his mouth.
It turns out that it is not the toilet in Baowei's house that has to suffer, but themselves!
Digestion is too fast!
Lin Li also regretted why he used [Healing] yesterday, otherwise maybe touching Baowei's butt now can alleviate his symptoms.
It's a pity that some things, once missed, will never come back.
"Let me out, let me out!" Wang Ze screamed heartbreakingly.
Lin Li opened the window of the cable car to let the smell spread as much as possible, and pointed to the window and said to Wang Ze: "There is enough space for you to get out, get out."
Wang Ze: "..."
Fuck you.
I want to go out, but not in this way.
"It's already late, and you're still joking here! Is this the time to joke?" Wang Ze shouted.
"Why are you yelling so loudly? What if Baowei is scared to death?" Lin Li was not overwhelmed by the momentum and shouted even louder.
Wang Ze kept silent and looked at Zhou Baowei, who was still pale.
Everyone was actually quite rational. Although they were yelling, they didn't walk around. After all, they all knew that it was dangerous to be on the cable car.
"Cable car, damn cable car, hurry up! Speed up!" Bai Bufan's face was pale, and he clutched the leather seat tightly, with a little more pleading in his voice.
Cable car: "..."
In fact, there is an emergency button in the cable car, which can call the staff, but everyone also knows that although the current situation may be very urgent, it is impossible to be very urgent.
And pressing it may not necessarily solve the problem, but it will make it easier for Baowei to completely leave this planet and sail away.
The calmest person in the cable car was Chen Tianming, who didn't yell the whole time.
A role model for our generation.
Lin Li was just about to regard him as the backbone, but when he looked over, he saw that his phone screen was all green. The content of the conversation was naturally Yao Qiaoqiao. As for the content:
"Chen Tianming: I'm done, done, done!"
"Chen Tianming: I might be dying!!!"
"Chen Tianming: ..."
Yao Qiaoqiao has not replied yet.
The backbone of a human organization cannot be a dog, so Lin Li waved his hand unhappily. Chen Tianming, this kid, smells even more disgusting than Baowei's fart.
Lin Li returned to his original position, and at the same time tried to move towards Bai Bufan, then turned his head and asked seriously: "Baowei, can you hold on? There are about twenty minutes left."
The cable car has not been set off for long.
"I don't know." Zhou Baowei twisted his hands together and pressed them on his abdomen, and said in a difficult voice: "But I feel like I'm about to shit."
"Your butt is not going to be pointed now, right? Don't get wet, don't do that kind of thing!" Bai Bufan said with a sad face.
"Hold on! You must hold on! I'm praying for you now, you can do it." Zhang Haoyang believed in Buddhism a little, so he put his hands together and began to pray.
It was Lin Li who felt more like he was being saved when he heard the scriptures he was reciting.
"Yes, yes, Baowei, you hold on, in just twenty minutes, you can pull it out!" Wang Ze also responded quickly, and then reminded: "Also, at this time, you must not believe any fart, they are all temptations, they are all traps! Be careful of the soup and water!"
"Don't say, such words, don't, don't say, pull, this word!!" Zhou Baowei roared fiercely like a suppressed beast.
The carriage was quiet for a moment again.
"Pah!" Wang Ze slapped himself in the face, desperate and regretful: "I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, please forgive me!!"
I really deserve to die.
"I declare that the carriage is officially in a state of emergency martial law! All of you must be careful in what you say and do! Give Baowei the best environment to hold your shit!"
Commander Lin had to stand up at this time, and he shouted sternly.
Everyone immediately fell silent, not daring to breathe.
Everyone was very nervous, and at this moment, every second seemed like an eternity.
"Bu——" The fart at this time was particularly clear. Everyone looked at Zhou Baowei nervously, but he shook his head: "It's just a fart." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. "But, but next time, I won't dare to promise." Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth. Everyone's heart was in their throat again. Everyone tried to find a solution on the Internet, but found that these were all empty things and had no practical use. Looking at Zhou Baowei again, he saw that his expression was a little dull, and his pupils were gradually dilating. It felt like the world was already changing, and he might even have been dead for a while. "Hold on, there are only ten minutes left, and we can reach the other side." Lin Li said with a ferocious and fearful expression after Baowei let out another fart. "Ten minutes, I might...maybe..." Zhou Baowei's voice was extremely weak, and he didn't finish his words. When he raised his head and showed an expression that was more flaming than the flaming fist, everything was self-evident. He has reached his limit.
Can't reach the other side.
"Baowei, I have a bag here, black." Bai Bufan rummaged through his schoolbag and found a bag.
"Pull it over here? We carry it over?" Wang Ze asked for Zhou Baowei.
"No, use this to cover your head after you get off the cable car, so that no one will know it was you who did it." Bai Bufan shook his head.
Wang Ze: "..."
Should I say Bai Bufan is a genius, or should I say Bai Bufan is a genius.
Zhou Baowei turned his head and stared at Bai Bufan.
Although he didn't say anything, he looked like he wanted to put his butt on Bai Bufan's head.
Time continued to pass.
Zhou Baowei's forehead and neck were already covered with sweat.
"What should I do? I really can't hold on any longer..." Zhou Baowei's voice was already choked with sobs, and his vision was blurred. He didn't know whether it was the sweat or tears flowing down his forehead.
Among all the people present, who was as desperate as him when it came to despair?
Everyone was afraid that he would really come out, but he was the most afraid that he would really come out.
He was in so much pain that he was about to collapse.
Once the door was lost, even if the people present promised not to tell anyone about it, it would become his nightmare for the rest of his life.
"It's okay, don't cry." At this moment, Lin Li's voice in his ears was blurred.
Then Zhou Baowei suddenly felt a needle prick his arm, which was a little painful. He turned his head with difficulty and saw that Lin Li was holding his Pingjiang Warrior Medal in his hand and pricked his fingertips with the pin on it.
"The prick can give you a little relief." Lin Li said.
It seems a little?
Uncertain.
"Then, continue, prick." Zhou Baowei was willing to believe in all methods now, so he responded with difficulty.
Lin Li really couldn't bear to see his brothers cry, and so did everyone else.
After discovering that Zhou Baowei was crying, the carriage was completely quiet. Chen Tianming had already put down his phone, and Bai Bufan was so anxious that he scratched his head and cheeks. He had already started to support his black plastic bag with his hands and kept gesturing. He was probably planning to deliver the baby.
"It will be okay, Baowei. You think you have reached your limit, but people can break through their limits." Lin Li continued to comfort him.
At the same time, he smeared the blood on the pin on the "Limit Breaking Talisman" hidden in his palm.
I'm sorry, "Limit Breaking Talisman", I didn't expect your first use to be in this situation, but this is the only way to do it at this time.
Since it is said that it can break through the limits of all aspects, then the sphincter contraction ability and endurance must be no problem, right?
Although the effect of one card is only ten minutes, it is enough.
As for the fifty system currencies, I still have more than nine hundred in my pocket, so it's not a big deal.
It's a pity that my brother was killed so early. At least he should have to wait until he is no longer useful after the division.
The moment the blood on the pin touched the "Limit Breaking Talisman", the scattered blood was completely absorbed by it, and the talisman paper itself changed color slightly.
"Baowei! I just saw a massage method that should help you relieve and help you break through the limit!" Lin Li stood up and said a word, then put his palm hard on Zhou Baowei's neck, and then began to rub his hands pretendingly.
"Lin Li, you are crazy! You can't stimulate at this time!" Bai Bufan was so scared that he hurriedly took the bag forward.
"Fuck!" Zhou Baowei shouted.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li was also a little nervous. He hadn't used the "Limit Breaking Talisman" himself, and he didn't know what it would feel like after sticking it on.
"My body is back to life!"
"... Much better, just now I felt that it had already peaked, and now it feels like it has shrunk back."
Compared with just now, Zhou Baowei's face was visibly more lively.
"Okay, okay! Hold on, hold on. It's only five or six minutes away. We can already see the foot of the mountain! Let your sphincter burst out to its true limit!" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief and then said with blood boiling.
Lin Li was very relieved.
What was the purpose of cultivating immortals, besides making the aunt and child he had already met fly..., wasn't it just to block Zhou Baowei's butt?
"As long as my stomach doesn't get crazy, I feel it should be okay. I'll try to hold it in." Zhou Baowei nodded and laughed again after a long time.
The feeling of being rescued when life is hanging by a thread is really wonderful.
"Come on! Big brother who often lifts the anus!" Seeing this scene, Bai Bufan also encouraged with tears in his eyes.
"Come on! Sphincter!"
"Come on! Steel door!"
"Come on! Large intestine!"
Seeing Zhou Baowei burst into tears and laugh, everyone felt a lot more relaxed and sent blessings.
"Well, I don't know if it's the effect of Lin Li's massage, or the end of the pain in my stomach? Anyway, I feel much better now." Zhou Baowei nodded, and even had time to wipe the sweat from his forehead with his arm.
The tense atmosphere gradually relaxed a little, and the foot of the mountain was gradually approaching.
The dawn of victory was just around the corner.
Lin Li also had time to observe the "Limit Breaking Talisman" in between massages.
It has been applied for nearly five minutes now, and the color seems to be slowly fading.
After dripping blood, can only the original owner of the blood use it?
Lin Li curiously tore it off and applied it to his arm.
There was no feeling, but——
"It's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out, my stomach is starting to lose control again, I'm sorry everyone!" Zhou Baowei sat up straight in the spot and screamed.
Everyone was stunned.
So sudden? No signs at all?
Damn! Lin Li quickly pressed the talisman paper back.
"Bao Bao! Turn your heads, Bao Wei will poop for you!" Bai Bufan had also stepped forward.
"It's okay, it's much better again, this shit seems to be playing a joke on me." Zhou Baowei breathed a sigh of relief again and waved at Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"You are not fucking kidding us, are you, Bao Wei?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.
He suspected that Zhou Baowei was the one who was joking.
Zhou Baowei: "...I really didn't, brother. Would a boy like me make up a rumor about me pulling my trouser pockets? I'm not Xiao Huijun."
"You better not be." Bai Bufan's distrust had reached its peak at this moment.
But Zhou Baowei also felt that he was very wronged.
He didn't know what happened to his body just now. His butt collapsed all of a sudden, but it was fully revived the next second and could clamp again.
The human body is amazing, right?
Lin Li looked at the talisman paper on Zhou Baowei's back and blinked.
I really want to tear it again.
It looks quite fun.
(End of this chapter)
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