Chapter 69 Bai Bufan really deserves to die
"Bufan, if we don't go home until Saturday night during the autumn outing, will you still go?" When Bai Bufan returned to the classroom and sat next to him, Lin Li asked directly.
Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li, yawned and replied: "Did Zhuo Yongfei ask you too? I plan to see when the time comes. If it takes up Saturday, I will definitely be a little hesitant. It's so nice to go home and sleep and play games. I tend not to want to go."
"It's great that you want to go." Lin Li nodded with relief.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Are you dumb? What I just said is that I tend not to go." Bai Bufan's pronunciation was very clear this time.
"You want to go, right." Lin Li smiled and looked at Bai Bufan, his tone gentle.
"..."
Lin Li's eyes revealed the strange look of the fish in the reading comprehension of the college entrance examination. Looking at this scene, Bai Bufan swallowed his saliva and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice:
"I want to go. I really want to go. I must go. Who said that overnight autumn outings are not good? This overnight autumn outing is great!"
It can be seen that if he does not go on an autumn outing next weekend, then he can forget about going on an autumn outing this weekend.
Lin Li's strange smile immediately turned into a smile as warm as spring breeze. He patted Bai Bufan's shoulder with satisfaction:
"Very good, then the burden of persuading the other five people in your dormitory to go without special reasons will be handed over to you. Ariga Duofei Yangyang Sang."
OK, here, the task assigned to me by the monitor is almost completed.
I am really a genius.
Sleep.
Lin Li was about to lie on the table for a nap when Bai Bufan forcibly pulled him. Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar, stared at him and asked:
"What are you doing here? Is it that Zhuo Yongfei is controlling you with a remote control? Let me touch your butt, I want to see what's stuffed in it!"
"Scheming 0," Lin Li slapped Bai Bufan's hand away and explained: "It has nothing to do with Zhuo Yongfei. I haven't talked to him today."
Bai Bufan thought about it and came to a different conclusion: "Everything is the class monitor's order? The class monitor is controlling you?"
After all, the only person who stayed with Lin Li at noon was Chen Yuying.
"That's about right. She hopes that everyone can participate in this autumn outing as much as possible, and everyone can have a lively time before the division of classes." Lin Li nodded.
"What benefits did she promise you?" Bai Bufan asked hesitantly.
"What benefits do you need? The squad leader's purpose is good from any angle. As a good young man in the new era, it is my unshirkable responsibility. It's really inhuman to ask for benefits for such a request." Lin Li said with disdain.
"That's the truth, but Lin Li, you are unreasonable. How about this, you swear on the chicken roll?" Bai Bufan smiled.
One trick, eat all the world.
"I swear on the chicken roll that I really don't intend to accept the squad leader's benefits." Lin Li sneered.
It won't work on me this time!
In fact, my initial refusal at noon was a joke. Even if Chen Yuying didn't use the beauty trick, I would agree, but there is a difference: I won't issue a military order.
I will probably just mention it to everyone and say that I want to play with everyone in the autumn outing, and I won't do anything else.
Unfortunately, Lin Li's language game couldn't fool Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan also sneered: "What I want you to swear is whether you accept the benefits!"
The higher the virtue, the higher the devil.
"Then again, if the squad leader forces me to accept the benefits, then I won't respect her." Lin Li did not hide it.
"So you gave me this difficult task, but you, the middleman, took the kickbacks for all the benefits promised by the imperial army? Do you treat me like an animal?" Bai Bufan was angry.
"Hmm."
"?"
Looking at Lin Li who nodded and said "hmm", Bai Bufan scratched his ears, suspecting that he was hallucinating.
"You still say "hmm"!?"
"You just nodded so calmly and admitted that I am an animal in your heart?"
"Hmm."
"Fuck you! Lin Li, unless you share some of the benefits with me, I won't do it even if you threaten me with the autumn outing! Animals also have self-esteem!" Bai Bufan crossed his arms and said firmly.
Lin Li looked embarrassed.
"Bufan, do you really want me to share the benefits with you?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
"Really? Yes, yes, yes!" Bai Bufan nodded frequently immediately.
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, took a deep breath, and seemed to have made an important decision.
In Bai Bufan's expectant eyes, Lin Li grabbed the hem of his clothes.
Bai Bufan: "?"
What's this for?
"Bufan geigei~ Help me~~" Lin Li came online.
Many years later, whenever Bai Bufan recalled this moment, he couldn't tell what he was thinking about at the time. The mystery of the universe? The true meaning of life? The end of mathematics? The derivative of physics? It seemed to be all, and it seemed to be none of them.
But he remembered very clearly that after the brain crash ended, his own reaction was:
"Lin Li, fuck you, you idiot, what are you doing? Have you been bitten by Zhou Baowei? You have rabies, fuck!"
- Bai Bufan retreated two meters with his chair, and the chair and the ground made a huge cry.
Because of the previous experience with Chen Yuying, Lin Li had anticipated Bai Bufan's current reaction. Therefore, although he couldn't help feeling a little sad in his heart, he remained calm. He spread out his hands with a slightly innocent look and sighed:
"You asked me to share some of the benefits with you, and I am sharing them with you. I am really disappointed with your reaction."
Bai Bufan's expression froze again.
This seems to contain a lot of information.
Let's analyze it.
He moved his chair and himself back to the desk, his expression dull, his eyes unfocused as he looked ahead, and stretched out a hand to press Lin Li: "Don't make noise, I'm grilling."
Lin Li nodded: "Remember to add more spicy."
Half a minute later, Bai Bufan finally figured out the cause and effect, and mechanically turned his head to look at Lin Li, with an expression of disbelief: "Is it what I thought? The monitor used a beauty trap?"
Lin Li smiled and nodded, really smart.
"So you call the behavior that can be ranked first among the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty just now as giving me some benefits?" Bai Bufan laughed, this time it was a real laugh.
"First of all, I hope you respect me a little, I'm already pinching it very hard." Lin Li felt that he was not respected, "Secondly, if you are really not satisfied, I'll ask the monitor to come over and really give you some, okay?" "
No, no, no!" Bai Bufan waved his hands in panic.
Others might stand at attention excitedly when Chen Yuying pulled them like this, but Bai Bufan would probably die stiffly.
"There's nothing we can do about it. You don't want it." Lin Li shrugged his shoulders even more innocently, and his sigh was mixed with a strong smile.
Even Yan Quan couldn't describe Bai Bufan's complicated expression at the moment. He
was completely controlled.
After a long time, he finally sighed resignedly: "Let me briefly explain it to you. Just say that you and I will go, and it will be more fun if everyone goes, but I can't guarantee anything."
"Okay, no problem." Lin Li nodded.
Bai Bufan was not persuaded. He could just go and persuade him again tomorrow or before leaving next weekend. At most, he could promise him some benefits.
He couldn't tire his good animals to death. He
had to sustainably exhaust all the fish.
"But Lin Li, you have to promise me one thing. You are not allowed to be a clamp anymore." Bai Bufan said seriously.
Lin Li: "..."
...
After school today, Lin Li went home directly because there was no need to explore other places for the time being.
He turned on his phone and found that Song Luping still hadn't sent the document to him. He could only say that he was a qualified office worker who strictly followed the DDL and never sent it early.
Lin Li couldn't urge him. If he hadn't sent it by Friday night, he would tentatively ask if he encountered any difficulties.
It was a rare night to go home early.
It was time to explore the treasure.
"Lin Li: Please send me the verification code, orz."
"Bai Bufan: 06017, treat it well, and be gentle when using it, I will feel bad or2."
"Lin Li: OK, rz."
"Bai Bufan: Are you scolding me for being wise? Then I'm going to change my password."
"Lin Li: Kneeling on the ground like orz and or2, but rz is a special edition of Louis XVI."
"Bai Bufan: That's enough, isn't it? Is this fun? There should be a limit to playing the hell joke, "Sweating soybeans"? "
"Lin Li: You didn't let him go either."
After logging out of WeChat, Lin Li scanned the QR code and logged into Bai Bufan's cloud disk account on his computer.
What a rat in the granary.
Bai Bufan actually sorted out all the resources in detail.
Conventional, games, real people, non-real people.
Skipping the conventional part that no one would even look at, Lin Li first clicked on the game. Unexpectedly, Bai Bufan also classified it into categories: masterpiece, excellent, OK, average, shit.
There were even subdivisions inside. Lin Li clicked on the non-Japanese style, and the ones that caught his eye were Virtue, Tutor, Agent 17...
Lin Li added these compressed packages to the download queue one by one, but paused the download.
Tonight's target is not them, and there will be a chance to critically appreciate them one by one later.
Clicking on the masterpieces inside the real-life, there are not many here, and Lin Li's eyes are attracted by a folder marked with strong recommendations.
VTCC-410 [4K restoration] [with subtitles].
Clicking on the preview image next to it, Lin Li smiled. It was the type he liked, and he had indeed never seen it.
I decided to download it tonight. 11.4G, 4K is reasonable, and the license plate number is definitely not the one in my memory. No problem.
Click to download, Lin Li began to prepare for the battle. Although he has a membership, it takes a lot of time to download 11.4G.
"Wet wipes, check! Trash can, check! After-shower water heater switch, check! Curtains, check! Lights, check! Immersive sound, check! Pants, check!"
After making all the preparations, Lin Li sat in front of the computer chair ready to go, click to unzip! No need for an unzip password! Unzip successfully!
Play!
"Real Baccarat Casino, beautiful dealers, online card dealing! Click to get a thousand to start..."
Yes, it's right! This is the taste! Lin Li watched the sound disappear, the computer screen went black, and the expected text was about to begin.
"Baby Bus!"
"Starting today, I will go to the toilet by myself. Mom and Dad, don't look down on me~~"
Lin Li's smile froze.
When he saw a low-energy animated bear singing in the toilet on his big-screen computer, he was dumbfounded.
"Baby Bus taught me the secret of going to the toilet, I can't wait to go to the toilet~~"
Lin Li's eyes were fixed on the upper left corner of the screen.
CCTV14 Children's Channel.
Lin Li pulled the progress bar.
"Hi Uncle Long!"
"Hi Xiaoyu... Xiaoyu! Why are you here? Isn't Tru looking after you?"
"Haha, hahaha, hahaha!" Lin Li laughed heartily, as if he had found his childhood again.
"Fuck your VTCC-410!"
"Bai Bufan, I'm "beeping" your mother's "beeping" "beeping", your "beeping" is really "beep beep beep"..."
...
Nansang Middle School, dormitory.
"Lin Li: "Voice" 60s·"
Seeing this news, Bai Bufan smiled with relief, and his careful calculations were not in vain.
Originally, I wanted to make a file of 80 or 90G, but it would be too easy to find flaws. What a pity.
"Lin Li: Do you like going to the toilet? I'm going to stuff an umbrella into your ass and open it!"
"Lin Li: I fucking know you're watching!"
As if knowing that he wouldn't listen, Lin Li sent a message instead.
After setting his message to do not disturb, Bai Bufan smiled like a maggot when he thought of Lin Li's current appearance.
Let you pinch! Let you geigei! Let you divide my benefits like this!
Then the bed board was kicked, and Zhou Baowei on the lower bunk scolded: "Taoist temples are prohibited in the middle of the night."
"First of all, it's even more inappropriate in the daytime, and secondly, I'm not interested. I just think that I, a geigei, have no interest now, and I'm too happy!"
Zhou Baowei: "?"
What a mental illness.
Three chapters totaling 9,000 words, a day of burning again and again, please vote for the monthly ticket.
Friendly book recommendation:
"People in 2024, System 1979"
Good news: There is a system.
Bad news: The system did not take me with it when it traveled through time.
Good news: I can still contact the system.
Bad news: This system task is not right...
In
2024,
Dang Jun looked at the system task he received:
[1. The college entrance examination has been resumed. Please get into college and become the only college student in the county. This is the starting point of a great cause! ]
When he dug out the college diploma from the bottom of the box...
[Ding! ]
[It was detected that the host not only got into college, but also graduated successfully! The task was completed in excess! The reward is doubled! ]
[Ding! Reward cash of 100 yuan x2, reward national universal food coupons of 100 jin x2, and reward a rhinoceros horn, ox gallstones and tiger bone pill for strengthening the body x2. ]
(End of this chapter)
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