Chapter 431 When the feeling comes, it is hard not to say something from the heart
Listening to this explanation that was completely beyond human comprehension, the corners of Wang Lei's mouth twitched slightly.
This lie is ridiculous and has too many loopholes!
Wang Lei's eyes were as sharp as a knife, and he asked in a cold voice:
"Dude, I haven't told you I'm from Juxian Internet Cafe or Manyi Internet Cafe yet! How do you know where I'm from?"
Lin Li frowned. He didn't expect that this man's mind was so quick. He found a small flaw in his perfect explanation in an instant.
Fortunately, Lin Li did not panic and immediately explained:
"Because we have a family group, we share information with each other. My sixteenth brother told us all the interesting things that just happened."
Seeing that Lin Li didn't cry even when he saw the coffin, Wang Lei shook his head:
"Stop lying! I've been to the internet cafe so many times in Xiling before, but I've never seen anyone from your Bai Bufan family!"
"Haha, if you had just said that you were actually a network management family from another town, and that you had just incorporated Xiling into your territory today and were currently in the expansion phase, I might have believed you. Unfortunately... Mr. Bai, you... were one step behind!"
When the tone of the last note was infinitely high and there was a hint of sarcasm at the corner of his mouth, Wang Lei looked at Lin Li coldly with a wise look that saw through everything.
Lin Li's pupils suddenly shrank.
In this thrilling and thrilling battle of wits, he actually lost.
Xi Ling is indeed a hidden talent, and there is actually someone who can see through her almost perfect lie.
"You! What else do you have to say now!" Looking at Lin Li who was speechless for a moment, Wang Lei's momentum rose steadily and became more aggressive.
Lin Li suddenly calmed down. "I'm going to report you to the network administrator for smoking in the internet cafe. If they don't do anything, I'll report the internet cafe directly to law enforcement."
Wang Lei: “…”
"Fuck! Bai Bufan! You can't afford to play with me!" Wang Lei was stunned for a moment, and then he was shocked by this blatant and shameless behavior and started cursing.
"Tsk—" Lin Li sneered and looked at Wang Lei with contempt, as if he were an ant: "Brother, do you know why black people don't believe in Taoism?"
"Hmm?" Wang Lei didn't know why Lin Li suddenly changed the subject, but he was genuinely curious, so he asked, "Why?"
Lin Li: "Because they don't know who I am."
Wang Lei: “…”
Lin Li didn't give him a chance to complain, and scolded him harshly: "And now, buddy, you are no different from those black people!"
"I have a fucking father!" Wang Lei was angry.
"You know me, and I know you know me, but what I want to say is that you don't know who I am either!" Lin Li was also angry, pointing at himself and shouting:
"Brother! Why don't you go out and ask around in the martial arts world to find out who I, Bai Bufan, am? I, Bai Bufan, have always been a completely disgusting villain, hated by everyone. I have never denied this myself, and I'm even proud of it!
I, Bai Bufan, am a dog! I, Bai Bufan, am a jerk! So what?! This world needs people like me, Bai Bufan, to be disgusting in order for it to become better!
So what if you saw through my lies? Do you still dare to smoke? If you take out a cigarette again, we will go to the front desk now! I will call the police now!
I just want to give you respect, but if you don’t give me respect, then no one else will! I, Bai Bufan, will really bite you to death! "
Lin Li's suppressed roar echoed in the box. Wang Lei, who had been sitting on a chair, was frightened by the momentum and stepped back a little with his chair.
Looking at Lin Li's torn face - especially this guy who was still making the snoring sound of a vicious dog preparing to attack, with his upper lip twitching, Wang Lei was a little scared.
If it's this guy... maybe he can really bite me to death...
Although it was definitely Bai Bufan's fault for being nosy and making a fuss, but if you boil it down to it, he wasn't really in the right for smoking, and the store owner wouldn't be able to help him if he made a fuss.
The moral high ground is occupied by the other side.
Therefore, although Wang Lei's lips moved, he seemed to be hesitant to speak and said nothing.
The two looked at each other in silence for a while, and finally Wang Lei pressed the power off button on the computer and stood up.
"Gone?" Lin Li chuckled, moved sideways, and returned to human form.
"Bai Bufan, I'll remember today's shame." Wang Lei slowly moved forward, but kept his head fixed on Lin Li. When the two of them crossed paths, he said in a cold voice, "Our feud is now complete!"
"Whatever you want, I don't drive." Lin Li said with disdain and casual inquiries, "Brother, which internet cafe are you planning to go to next?"
"I'm going home!" Wang Lei responded harshly, trying to save his face.
"I go home and play computer games! And I want to smoke! A lot! A lot!
I smoke a cigarette every time I type! I smoke a cigarette every time I click the mouse! I'm going to cover the desktop with cigarette butts! How can you control me? If you have the guts, come to my house and control me!
Look, he's anxious again.
Lin Li just smiled and said, "That's your own right. I have no right to restrict you. I wish you a happy draw tonight~"
Looking at Lin Li's smile, Wang Lei felt like he had punched cotton. He still felt aggrieved and had no sense of superiority at all. Bai Bufan was really disgusting.
I could only slam the door and leave with a dark face.
However, after walking out of the box, Wang Lei's face suddenly fell.
Wang Lei was surfing the Internet alone tonight, not to play games with friends. His home computer was quite good, and his purpose of coming to the Internet cafe was actually to smoke while playing games.
Although Wang Lei does not live alone, his family does not allow him to smoke indoors.
If Wang Lei wants to smoke, he can only go to the balcony, and he must be careful not to let the clothes hanging on the balcony be stained with smoke, otherwise he will be punished.
Thinking of this, Wang Lei felt a little headache.
My family is very strict about this.
Last time, maybe to check whether I had abided by this agreement when I was alone at home, I deliberately did not turn off the gas when my family went out.
Damn, luckily I held back that time and woke up in the hospital due to gas poisoning, not in the underworld due to a gas explosion.
When Wang Lei thought of this, he was filled with sorrow:
Bai Bufan from the ditch, I, Wang Lei, will never forgive you!
…
The distant Nansang Middle School.
Bai Bufan, who was sleeping soundly with the quilt in his arms, mumbling something and burping and farting, reached out and touched his back in his sleep.
I feel like I need to check my spine, otherwise how could I, at such a young age, take so much blame?
…
late at night.
[Dissuaded in person... 100 times (67/100)]
Love Apartment is a scam, there is no 2:30 Club at all.
At 2:30 in the morning, Lin Li, who hadn't found the club, rode his bike home.
The task is almost completed. I can try the same trick again after school tonight and I should be able to complete it.
The reason why he didn't complete the task in one go was not because Lin Li was sleepy, but mainly because there were fewer customers.
Today is not a working day after all. After 11 o'clock, the business of the Internet cafe has become visibly deserted and quiet. The Internet cafe I just went to had less than 20 customers in total, and most of them were sleeping. The task progress was only 1.
From 1:30 till now, the gains in nearly an hour are not as much as what I gained when I first went to a store.
The efficiency is too low.
However, Lin Li estimated that around four or five o'clock, although the number of customers would not increase, there might be more people trying to stay awake by smoking.
But there is no need to wait for this specific time period. It is better to go home and sleep, and then attack tonight. Anyway, the mission is not time-limited.
Tidy up, go to bed at three o'clock, get up at four-thirty to exercise, great, there is still an hour and a half to sleep!
…
Lin Li's sleeping efficiency has been increasing with the "fruits of persistence". After a good sleep in the English class in the morning, he was full of energy again.
Lunch break.
"Daniel Wu coached Kobe Bryant, Fish Leong coached Kobe Bryant, Zhang Yixing kissed Kobe Bryant, Jay Chou met Kobe Bryant, Guo Degang coached Kobe Bryant, Bald Qiang met Kobe Bryant, Hong Xiuquan coached Kobe Bryant, and Da Zhangwei thanked Kobe Bryant..."
Lin Li hummed Kobe's song and went to the distribution room alone as soon as class was over.
——Xue Jian refused to accompany him, saying that he had grown up and wanted to be independent.
Listening to these incredible lyrics, Liu Feng's mouth twitched slightly. After careful consideration, he gave his evaluation:
"Wu Yan is the most jade-footed, Liang Jing is the most prime minister, Zhang Yi is the most straightforward, Zhou Jie is the most generous, Guo De is the most heavy-mouthed, Guangtou is the most violent, Hong Xiu is the most flashy, and Da Zhang is the most timid."
Lin Li was amused by the sharp comment. After he finished laughing, he saw Liu Feng standing there alone, but couldn't find Zheng Hong. So he asked curiously, "Where's Master Zheng? Is he smoking in the restroom?"
Thinking of this, Lin Li walked towards the toilet expectantly.
What I am looking forward to is not the task progress being increased by one, but the fact that I can torture Master Zheng again, that's great.
"Don't go. He was smoking, but not in the restroom." Liu Feng smiled and pulled Lin Li, then raised his chin towards the school gate that was blocked by the building.
"The master didn't even come in just now. He asked me to carry the things over first while he smoked a cigarette. He's probably still having fun at the school gate.
By the way, he did ask me to ask you if you want to arrest him, you can go and take a look if you want."
"Master Zheng is very narrow-minded." Lin Li just commented with a smile and naturally had no intention of going over.
After a few minutes, Zheng Hong came in front of the two of them with a relaxed look on his face.
The smell of cigarette smoke was so strong that even Liu Feng, who was used to people around him smelling of cigarettes, covered his nose.
Zheng Hong was about to speak when a cough broke out in his throat: "Cough cough cough——"
When Liu Feng frowned and was about to ask Zheng Hong how much he had smoked to cause this, he suddenly looked at Lin Li in shock.
"Lin Li, why are you crying (；☉_☉)?"
Although Lin Li's eyes were not red, there were clearly crystal tears flowing down from the corners of his eyes.
No? Huh? Why?
Lin Li wiped away the tears he had held back from the Five Elements Technique, shook his head, and choked out his words, "It's nothing. I was just deeply moved by Master Zheng's heartfelt words."
"What did the master say about lungs... Hey wait, don't fucking call a cough a heartfelt statement!!"
Liu Feng suddenly realized what was happening halfway through his question, and then he couldn't help but complain.
"Cough cough cough--!!!" Zheng Hong, who was standing by, was stunned at first, and then he was choked by this sudden turn of events and started to speak from the bottom of his heart even more violently and crazily, and even shed tears from his heart.
Liu Feng: “…”
Liu Feng looked at Lin Li on his left, who was so moved that he cried, and at Zheng Hong on his right, who was coughing until he cried.
Um.
He wanted to cry too.
Forget it, I still want to die.
…
"Master, how much did you smoke?"
Liu Feng stepped forward and patted Zheng Hong on the back, then gave him a bottle of water that Lin Li handed over to him. After finally stopping his cough, he frowned and asked.
Zheng Hong, who was gulping down water, raised his index finger when he heard this.
"One pack?" Liu Feng frowned. "Master, I'm really worried about you smoking like this. What if you die and I haven't been promoted yet? I don't want to be an apprentice under someone else again."
Lin Li praised him, saying that he was a very filial disciple.
Zheng Hong put down the water bottle, his voice much clearer than before: "It's not a pack, it's one stick."
"How is it possible?" Liu Feng said speechlessly, "How can one stick have such a strong smell? Master, I'm not your wife, and I won't tell on you. What's the point of you coaxing me?"
Zheng Hong: "Who lied to you? It's just a lighter."
Lin Li and Liu Feng: “?”
"I just ran out of gas in my lighter at the school gate. If I hadn't borrowed a lighter from the security guard, I would have almost been unable to smoke it." Zheng Hong took out a lighter from his pocket and sighed.
Lin Li and Liu Feng were silent.
This adjective has exceeded the imagination of the two people.
However, Lin Li was sharp-eyed. He pointed at the lighter in Zheng Hong's hand, which clearly still had half a bottle of liquid, and asked in confusion, "Master Zheng, isn't there still half a bottle of butane in your lighter? Where did it all go?"
Zheng Hong was also stunned when he heard this. After a second, he silently took out a real, empty lighter case from his other pocket with his other hand.
He put the two lighters together and was silent for a moment. He scratched his head a little embarrassedly:
"Fuck! I just took the security guard's lighter out of habit. Xiao Liu, please remind me to return it when we leave the school later."
Liu Feng and Lin Li: "..."
Wow, your hands are so dirty when you smoke.
"It was an accident! I really didn't mean to do it!" Zheng Hong's face flushed slightly at the contemptuous looks from the two men, and he quickly changed the subject, "Get to work! Get to work!"
The task at noon was mainly to replace the electrical components brought.
The electronic components lying around can only be viewed from a distance and not played with. The only parts Lin Li can be responsible for are peripheral work such as screws and rusty parts on the outer cabinet of the distribution box.
Nothing unexpected happened.
Throughout the afternoon, although Zheng Hong wanted to smoke again after an hour, he finally held back.
In fact, Lin Li thought it would be okay to let Zheng Hong smoke, maybe it would trigger some new tasks.
Near the end of lunch break, the replacement work was still a little short of completion.
The three of them did not rush to finish these "little things" because this kind of work cannot be rushed. Besides, the power had to be turned on after lunch break, so it was not suitable to "work overtime".
Therefore, the three of them chose to prudently leave the finishing work until tomorrow, and then take a look at the working status of these components.
…
night.
The admission tickets for the Xuezhi Cup were distributed tonight. Because the exams were randomly arranged, the five people from four classes were all assigned to different exam rooms.
As soon as the school bell rang, Lin Li immediately started the same Internet cafe patrol mode as last night.
There was also no excitement. If I had to say something, it was that I met Wang Lei again. However, because he was not smoking when we met this time, he was particularly arrogant.
When the time was just around 12 o'clock.
[Personally dissuaded a cultivator from using Xiaoyao Powder in a forbidden area one hundred times (100/100)]
【Task three completed.】
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 300%; Random Pill*1; System Currency*100]
You have obtained the "Turtle Breathing Guardian Pill"
[Turtle Breathing Pills for Guarding the Soul: After taking this, one enters a state of suspended animation. The heartbeat stops, the breath ceases, and the consciousness shrinks to the core of the sea of consciousness. This state cannot be penetrated by cultivators other than the Nascent Soul stage. This state lasts for a maximum of three hours. During this time, the user can sense the outside world, but it is very weak. This suspended animation state can be terminated early.]
A drug that causes fake death.
It's useless, at least not at the moment, just put it in the warehouse and collect dust.
Lin Li looked at the system.
[After recent investigations, you now know that Xiaoyao Powder has deeply permeated the monks and its harm is very serious. However, this law does not prohibit it and there is no need to investigate it in detail.
But since many scoundrels are operating on the edge of the law, why not capture their ringleaders and use drastic measures to serve as a warning to others?
【Limited time mission triggered! 】
[Task 3: Within two months, stop and punish at least two cases of evil practitioners attempting to commit crimes related to Xiaoyao Powder (0/2)]
[Quest Reward: Title: Invulnerable to All Poisons; Physical Improvement: Martial Arts Talent Increased by 100%, 1 Random Ability; System Currency *200.]
["Immune to All Poisons": After wearing this, no poison can negatively affect you in any way. You can also stop the spread of poisons in other organisms by touching them, and slowly force the poisons out.]
Following the task completion notification, a new task pops up.
The reward is a title. It seems this is the last task in this series.
This title should be quite useful in reality.
There is a proverb that goes "Mushrooms first, then villains", which means eat the mushrooms first, and then you will see the villains.
But if you get this title, you won’t have to worry about this situation anymore.
Once you get it, you can try the sashimi of the hand green directly.
Lin Li also noticed that the title stated that after wearing it, one would only be immune to negative effects, which meant that he could still experience the positive effects of the toxin.
Wow, if I wear this title and become a drug addict, will I just be high but not addicted?
Just kidding.
God knows that Lin Li and gambling and drugs are sworn enemies.
Moreover, it seems a bit too early to directly consider the use of rewards.
Lin Li's eyes were fixed on the content of the task.
In fact, it is easy to understand. With previous experience, it is obvious that they are looking for and arresting tobacco-related criminal cases.
And it must be of a certain magnitude, just like the previous crimes.
Relatively common tobacco-related cases in real life include cigarette smuggling, counterfeit cigarette production, and unlicensed tobacco operations.
This was another area that Lin Li had never been exposed to before.
Fortunately, I am not fighting alone, and the previous tasks have laid a solid foundation for me.
Lin Li took out his cell phone and contacted Dengzi.
"Another job! Help me collect information on tobacco-related crimes. The conditions and reward are the same as last time."
Dengzi didn't reply to the message immediately, so Lin Li found another person.
"Lian Li: "Rose" "Rose" "Rose""
(End of this chapter)
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