Chapter 483: Distant Relatives Are Not as Good as Close Neighbors
Oh no, it seems that Bai Bufan’s virginity was destroyed by his own playing.
This is bad.
Everyone, think about it, on the wedding night, Bufan’s wife entered Bai Bufan with great anticipation, but found that he did not bleed. What should she do if she mistakenly thought that Bai Bufan was a rotten crotch that anyone could marry?
It's very scary. When the time comes, the anti-feudal propaganda slogan will be hard to explain.
No wonder Bai Bufan seemed so anxious. This is indeed an issue that needs attention.
As a close friend and brother, Lin Li thought carefully and proposed a possible solution:
"Lin Li: Well, Bufan, when you get into a relationship, use your uncle to trick your girlfriend."
Perfect!
"Bai Bufan: That's not the point right now. I'm in so much pain right now. It's still bleeding. It's still bleeding."
“Bai Bufan: Aa ...
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, do you know what the opposite of Happy Match is?"
"Hahahahahahahahaha——" Lin Li couldn't help laughing after seeing this news.
Of course he knows.
——It is the accumulation of sadness and pain.
Just like the antonym of Bloody Mary is pure and calm, and the antonym of doing good deeds is Conan committing crimes, they all belong to the abstract required antonym phrases.
This is a must-read in the exam, pay attention.
"Bai Bufan: Save me, save me, save me—"
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, when my finger is injured, I can stop the pain by holding it in my mouth, but this time I can't hold it in my mouth. Can you help me?"
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: The Yan map is too short. Get lost."
"Bai Bufan: Ahhhhh you cold-blooded person!! Then do something! Let me stop suffering like this, you bastard!!!"
"Lin Li: Step forward."
Lin Li: “Yes, yes ...
"Lin Li: Bufan, what did you see?"
"Bai Bufan: Much better."
"Lin Li: I'm glad you're feeling better. I'm relieved. I'm going to sleep now. Good night."
"Bai Bufan: (;☉_☉)?"
"Bai Bufan: You fucking bastard."
"Bai Bufan: You quack doctor, my dear, you stinky hand, I feel much worse after hearing what you said."
"Bai Bufan: Do you always use this trick to fool the squad leader?"
"Bai Bufan: You bastard! Speak!"
"The message was sent, but was rejected by the other party."
"Bai Bufan: You bastard, you blocked me!!"
"The message was sent, but was rejected by the other party."
…
Because he went to bed late and hadn't slept for forty hours, Lin Li woke up at around nine in the morning - very late compared to usual times.
Although he only slept for a few hours, under the influence of the [Fruit of Perseverance], Lin Li's sleeping efficiency has been improving, so this sleep was still a full one.
After removing Bai Bufan from the blacklist, Lin Li did not forget to practice the "Eight Stages of Body Strengthening" which he had become accustomed to in his daily routine.
After the workout, the rest of the day is spent relatively normally.
I do want to go out and study how to complete the mecha mission, but Wu Min is still at home, so it’s better not to cause trouble.
Practicing and chatting, the daytime passed like this.
"Lin Li, change your clothes and let's go—" As dinner time approached, Wu Min knocked on the door and gestured.
"knew."
Wu Min informed me last week that there was an engagement party for her cousin tonight. He wasn't a distant relative, but they had a pretty good relationship, so it was reasonable for her to go.
So Lin Li had already asked for leave and would not attend the school's evening self-study class tonight.
"Should we dress more formally?" Lin Li asked.
"It doesn't matter whether it's formal or not, you have to dress like a human. The people attending the engagement party include not only the groom's relatives, but also the bride's relatives and friends. Don't embarrass yourself and your brother."
Lin Li shook his head when he heard this. This was really naked prejudice.
"Got it, Mom! Then I'll bring out my most dignified and gorgeous clothes!"
Wu Min, who was originally just outside the door, heard Lin Li's somewhat excited voice and pushed the door open without hesitation with a cold face: "Tell me what clothes it is first."
"The Emperor's New Clothes."
Lin Li, who was taking off his clothes, said this.
"Go away, change it."
"Okay."
…
On the way to the hotel where the banquet was held.
Wu Min looked at the road and glanced at Lin Li beside her. Perhaps because the child she knew was now engaged, she couldn't help but sigh with some emotion:
"Time flies, Lin Li. When you were little, you were always noisy and laughing in the car, and then you'd go to sleep after that. I never thought you'd just stare out the window in silence, not saying a word, and not sleeping. Has growing up brought you any worries?"
Lin Li sighed softly upon hearing this, and turned to look at Wu Min in the passenger seat, his expression neither happy nor sad: "Mom, then you drive (へ╬)!"
If I really fall asleep, you will be unhappy.
He was obviously too lazy to drive, so he decisively handed the driving task to himself after going downstairs. But now he could express such a sarcastic feeling. Lin Li couldn't help but sigh.
It felt like if Wu Min placed his hand on the test magic stone tablet, the cultivation result of "Lin Zhili, ninth level" would probably pop up.
Then he would be shocked by the small-time descendants of the Xiao clan, saying things like "What?! I didn't expect that the mother of the genius boy famous in Wutan City is also a powerful person who is so hidden."
"Mom, I wish I didn't know you."
After parking the car in front of the hotel hosting the banquet, Lin Li said with some regret.
——The progress of the mecha mission is still 0. After all, although Wu Min is also a citizen of the empire, he is not a stranger.
Wu Min, who was used to Lin Li's silent talk, didn't react much when he heard this. Moreover, he didn't recognize this son in public, so he just looked at Lin Li with disgust and shook his head helplessly.
"Second floor, Huaya Hall."
After glancing at the electronic LED screen scrolling subtitles at the hotel entrance, Lin Li took Wu Min upstairs.
At the entrance of Huaya Hall, there is a red table with a row of red envelopes on it. Several middle-aged people are sitting beside it chatting or recording information, while at the main entrance stands a young man in a suit.
Wu Min went to pay the membership fee, while Lin Li walked straight towards the boy and greeted him loudly: "He Ge——"
Seeing this, Fang Qihe smiled and waved. When Lin Li approached, he looked him up and down, then reached out and patted Lin Li on the shoulder, smiling and teasing:
"I haven't seen you for a year. Have you grown taller?"
"Tsk, I still like you better when you were a kid. Stay away from me tonight. I'm annoyed by you like this."
"So tired...eh?"
A girl in a formal dress walked out of the hall. She stopped sighing softly when she saw Lin Li. She stood next to Fang Qihe naturally and looked at Lin Li curiously.
There was no need for Fang Qihe to introduce her; her identity was self-evident based on her current attire, so Lin Li immediately smiled and bowed slightly, "Hello, sister-in-law."
Although he is my cousin, there is no need to emphasize the cousin's age. This will make us seem distant and will also be very risky.
What exactly are the risks?
Let me put it this way, according to Bai Bufan's confession of guilt, he was once nervous and wanted to say hello to his cousin's wife, but ended up saying hello to his cousin's wife.
On that day, war broke out in the peaceful place of "a loving family".
That battle was a chaos of chaos, and all seniority and other things were completely messed up. My cousin was not willing to be just a brother, and wanted to be an extraordinary cousin.
That night, the fatherly love of my cousin and biological father was condensed into the seven wolves.
Ladies and gentlemen, Wei Zheng once said that using feces as a mirror, you can understand the rise and fall of things, and using people as a mirror, you can understand gains and losses.
The alarm bells are ringing.
"Hello, hello." Yu Liu nodded immediately and then looked at Fang Qihe.
Lin Li could recognize her directly by her clothes, but she couldn't.
"This is the Lin Li I was talking about," Fang Qihe introduced with a smile. "The one over there chatting with my mom is his mother, and also my Third Aunt. Just call her that with me."
"Oh, he's Lin Li." Yu Liu nodded, looked at Lin Li with even greater curiosity, and said with a smile, "I've heard of you for a long time."
"Oh? Sister-in-law, my brother often talks to you about me?" Hearing Yu Liu's tone, Lin Li asked curiously.
"Yes," Yu Liu nodded, then narrowed his eyes with a somewhat amused smile: "But there are not many good words. Now I feel that what your brother said is not very pertinent."
"It's like this. My brother has been jealous of me because I'm better than him since we were young, so he has been slandering me maliciously outside. I'm used to it." Lin Li pretended to sigh.
"Lin Li, what you said is not very relevant. Your brother is also very outstanding. He doesn't have to be jealous of others."
Fang Qihe: "Liu Liu~"
Yu Liu: "He brother~"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Looking at the two people looking at each other lovingly, Lin Li was stunned.
Holy shit, is eating dog food such a painful thing?
I'm sorry, Dingzi, I'm sorry, Jiujiu, I'm sorry, Bai... Forget it, just eat more. You're already thin. I don't know if Bai's mother feeds you any unknown brand of dog food. Why are you growing taller but not gaining weight?
However, seeing Yu Liu yawn again, Lin Li asked curiously, "Brother, is sister-in-law tired?"
"It's like this," Fang Qihe said, patting Yu Liu's shoulders and sighing helplessly.
"You guests only need to come for a meal tonight, but we have a lot to consider for our engagement. In fact, your sister-in-law and I have been busy all day on New Year's Day. We have to give you a good engagement experience, not the kind that makes you complain after you go back and say you shouldn't have come."
"What else is there to say, brother? Break off two of my ribs and make some pork rib soup for my sister-in-law to nourish her body!" Lin Li was very touched.
Yuliu: "?"
Yu Liu subconsciously glanced at her fiancé... Why did Qi He seem quite used to hearing this...
"Okay, go in and sit wherever you want. You can sit at the main table with me if you want. We don't need to be too particular about this." Fang Qihe said with a smile after lightly punching Lin Li's left shoulder with his fist.
"Forget it." Sitting at the main table was disrespectful and uncomfortable. Lin Li would definitely sit at the same table with the younger men from the male party, so he just smiled and took out a red envelope from his pocket and handed it to Fang Qihe.
"Brother, this is my share of the money."
"What are you doing—ouch—" Fang Qihe looked at Lin Li in surprise, while he pushed the red envelope away with his Iron Mountain Backrest.
"Let's not talk about the fact that I didn't intend to collect any money. Besides, your mother has already given one, so what are you giving?"
"I'm an adult now, and my mom can't represent me anymore," Lin Lizhe said, waving his hands proudly. "Besides, it's not a lot of money, brother. Five hundred yuan is just a token of my appreciation."
"Five hundred yuan is too much. What are you going to do with so much as a student? No, no, no." Fang Qihe waved his hands repeatedly.
"It's not free, there are conditions." Lin Li said with a smile.
Fang Qihe relaxed a little upon hearing this. It was good to have a request, so he smiled and nodded, "Tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"
Lin Li: "Don't help me, brother, help yourself."
Fang Qihe was stunned for a moment. "Help me? Help me with what?"
Lin Li: "You need to fight for one cent of my share."
After saying that, Lin Li walked into the hall without looking back.
Walking very fast.
Like being afraid of being caught and beaten to death.
Fang Qihe: “(；☉_☉)?”
Wait a moment.
One cent?
Fang Qihe's expression changed, and he didn't care whether opening the red envelope on the spot would be rude or not, and opened the red envelope in his hand without hesitation.
Then, I saw a QR code.
Scan it.
[Congratulations! Found a 500 yuan cash bonus! - Your initial amount is: 400.27]
[Good luck! Bonus for your first visit! — 458.46]
[Another blessing! Almost full! — 497.13]
[Good luck! Success is just around the corner! — 499.87]
[A miracle has happened! Just a little bit more! — 499.99]
Congratulations! You have entered the withdrawal area! You can withdraw 500 yuan in cash with just 0.01 yuan!
【Hurry up and invite your friends to help you collect the last penny! 】
A series of notifications and alerts finally made up the 500-member share, which was only one cent short of the required amount.
Fang Qihe and Yu Liu: "..."
Fang Qihe turned his head and looked at Lin Li's back as he walked away resolutely with no intention of looking back. No wonder this kid ran so fast.
Fang Qihe looked at Yu Liu again, and his fiancée happened to look at him.
"Hmm." Fang Qihe's face was filled with a look of relief and calmness as he tilted his head towards his fiancée.
Yu Liu was silent for a moment: "...Okay, your previous evaluation of Lin Li was very pertinent."
However, when Yu Liu completely pulled out the QR code paper, he found that there was not only one piece of cardboard in the red envelope, but also two hundred-yuan bills.
Yu Liu, who noticed this, turned his gaze towards Fang Qihe.
Fang Qihe smiled and said, "Keep it. Consider it compensation for your emotional distress."
…
After entering the hall, Lin Li naturally needed to greet a lot of familiar or unfamiliar relatives and elders first.
When the older generation was young, they didn’t have mobile phones or computers. They would just chisel at night, and they didn’t care how hard they chiseled. The wood was raw, which made life difficult for the younger generation.
Gurgling and clattering.
I should have waited for Wu Min earlier.
I have only had super memory for a few months, and there are several "relatives" lying around who I don't know the names of at all. I can only laugh and listen to the gibberish of the dialect, standing there like a minion.
After finding a break in the conversation and running away, Lin Li came to the table of the man's relatives.
"Huh..." Lin Li sat next to his other cousin and sighed.
Wu Lifeng, who was playing on his phone, looked up at Lin Li, who looked like he had just survived a disaster, and asked with amusement, "What are you doing? Is saying hello going to cost you half your life?"
Wu Lifeng is the son of Lin Li's uncle and is already in college.
"How is that possible?" Lin Li first denied it with a smile, then seriously corrected himself: "It's clearly a whole life."
"But, brother," Lin Li turned around and pointed at a few relatives he hadn't recognized, "Who are that one, that one, and that one? I couldn't even recognize them when they greeted me."
"Um..." Wu Lifeng touched his chin, followed Lin Li's finger and looked at the target. After a moment's hesitation, he concluded, "That means nigger."
Hearing this, Lin Li turned his head calmly and stared at his cousin.
The cousin smiled awkwardly, then looked in the direction of Lin Li's finger, clicked his tongue, and answered:
"This one is my second aunt's cousin, right? That one seems to be a distant cousin. As for this one... I don't know her either. She should be a very distant relative. I don't have any impression of her."
"You've invited relatives from so far away." Lin Li raised his eyebrows when he heard that.
"It's more lively with more people, mainly because my uncles and aunts like it. I guess my brother definitely doesn't have any thoughts in this regard."
Wu Lifeng smiled and said, he also felt that clan relations were no longer particularly important:
"If you ask me, it would be better for Hege to invite some neighbors instead of these distant relatives. After all, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. If something really happens, the neighbors are the ones who can help the most."
"Yes! That's absolutely right!" Lin Li nodded excitedly, agreeing with Wu Lifeng's statement.
"Brother, don't talk about distant relatives. Sometimes, even close relatives are not as good as close neighbors!"
"You know, I have a friend who needed a bone marrow transplant because of an illness. He looked through his family tree and found no one who was a match, not even his own father!
Fortunately, the kindhearted man next door finally found a match! Not only did he succeed, but he also donated his bone marrow without asking for anything in return! Not only did he save my friend's life, he even wanted to be my friend's cousin! What a good relationship!
"So my friend now has a father who is related to her by blood, and a father who is not related to her by blood, and he is very happy every day~"
"This is a truly good person!"
Wu Lifeng: “(゜▽゜)?”
"Hey, wait a minute."
(End of this chapter)
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