Chapter 472: Pig is thinking about it
“Who the hell told me the title was ‘Eating Beef’?!”
"So Su Shi is half English? He can even speak beef?"
"Why don't you mention that Su Shi loves sushi? His name is Sushi!"
"Besides, don't you think it's really low-brow to speak in a mixture of Chinese and English? I despise people who act like that the most!"
When it comes to food, Zhou Baowei, who is usually very calm and serious, can't help but complain:
"A parody isn't nonsense, and an adaptation isn't fabrication! Apologize to Su Shi, apologize to Red Cliff, apologize to Beef!"
"The Burning of Red Cliff" itself is a tragedy. Zhou Baowei feels that "Chi" is very pitiful. Not only will she scream in pain, but if she is lucky she will turn into a white tiger. If she is unlucky, she will probably never be able to have children in this life. These two are still joking here, without any empathy at all.
Bai Bufan missed Zhou Baowei's attack and responded with a retort: "So do you eat beef or not?"
Zhou Baowei answered immediately: "Eat."
One thing is one thing, it may be pitiful, but it should not prevent you from eating beef.
"As expected, he's still a fool." After receiving the completely predictable answer, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a smile: "I say, Baowei is done for. He will never be a Chinese citizen in this life, nor can he believe in Taoism."
The "I don't eat beef" meme comes from a drama starring Louis Koo. He plays a warlord who goes to a noodle shop and orders a bowl of beef noodles. Then he makes a bet with the cousin of the noodle shop owner that if there are chopped green onions in the noodles, he will kill them all.
As a result, the boss did not put chopped green onions. Logically, Louis Koo should have lost, but after being stunned for a while, he smiled and changed his words and said, "I don't eat beef", then pulled out a gun and shot the boss to death.
If Zhou Baowei comes, he doesn't care what you say, about chopped green onions or not. The beef noodles are already finished, when will the next bowl be served?
The baby's belly is rumbling!
Lin Li laughed and said, "Taoism says you can't eat beef because in ancient times, cattle helped people plow the land. But times have changed, so the current Taoist teaching should be 'you can't eat tractors.'"
"Then Taoism is even more pitiful. I always feel that tractors are very fragile and choking. If you can't eat them, your life will be lived in vain." Bai Bufan said with some regret when he heard this.
Zhou Baowei poked his head in: "Really? I haven't eaten it yet."
After a while, the classroom was roughly restored to its original state. Those who needed to go to the cafeteria went there, and those who needed to return to the dormitory went back to the dormitory. Lin Li and others stayed in the classroom, eating oden and barbecue brought by Wang Ze to fill their stomachs while waiting for takeout.
"My takeaway has arrived at the school gate." Zhang Haoyang was the first to raise his hand.
"Your takeout arrives so fast. Let's pick it up together later. It's troublesome to pick them up one by one." Lin Li said.
There is a surveillance camera at the school gate. As long as you are not unlucky enough to encounter a real wild cat or dog, you don’t have to worry about the tragedy of being stolen.
"Okay," Zhang Haoyang nodded, but then asked, "Who will get it later?"
Although the takeaway was placed outside the school, the security guards were still willing to let people in if they just walked out of the school gate to pick up a takeaway. It was not a job that Lin Li had to do.
Everyone looked at each other, with sincere brotherhood in their eyes - you are my brother, so you should take the initiative to say that you want to go, otherwise you are a useless brother.
The classroom is still a few minutes' walk from the school gate, so it's not particularly close.
"Black and white."
No one was willing to sacrifice themselves, and in the end everyone decided to use a relatively fair approach.
Wang Ze was not there, as he had gone to accompany his senior sister Tian Mi Mi. The seven people still present were Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Yang Bangjie, Qin Zeyu, Zhou Baowei, Chen Tianming, and Zhang Haoyang.
In the first round, six people hit the palms, but Bai Bufan, who had the groove, hit the back of his hand.
Because the rules had been clearly stated in advance, no one had a suitable excuse to cheat, so Bai Bufan could only escape.
"Hey, wait a minute," Bai Bufan said with a smile after seeing the remaining six people play two rounds with a score of 3 to 3. He suddenly had an idea and said, "Brothers, how about we play a quiz? I'll ask the questions, and those who can't answer can get takeout."
Hearing this, Lin Li and others looked at Bai Bufan.
Immediately, Lin Li raised his eyebrows, showing some interest: "Oh? Tell me about it."
"Well," Bai Bufan chuckled, "Everyone say a short sentence, but the requirement is that when you read it backwards, the meaning must be completely different. If you can't say it, go get your takeout."
Zhou Baowei: "Force 8 gale."
Qin Zeyu: "Brother is taller than me."
Zhang Haoyang: "Pirate King Buggy."
Chen Tianming: "Brother Zhao, I want you to do something for me."
Yang Bangjie: "I am strong enough to keep her."
·Seconds·Answer·.
Bai Bufan looked at the scene in front of him where almost everyone answered the question within seconds, and he couldn't help laughing so hard that he slammed the table.
Fortunately, I was assigned to Class 4. If I hadn’t been assigned there, I would have regretted it for the rest of my life.
I have no regrets about coming to Class 4 in this life, and I will be a non-human in the next life.
However, remembering that someone seemed to have not spoken, Bai Bufan and the five people who had already answered frowned and looked at Lin Li, the best born in Class 4.
This is unreasonable.
"Lin Li, what's your answer?" everyone frowned.
"I'm tired of attacking in Gundam form," Lin Li sneered, and said calmly under the gaze of everyone:
"Let's go to the playground tomorrow. The sisters at school are so cute and pretty."
Lin Li finished speaking and gave a thumbs up.
“…”
“OHHHHH——”
As everyone tried to understand this, they immediately cheered.
Oh my god! It's a combo! It's a combo!
As expected of Lin Li!
However, while cheering, Bai Bufan frowned, because there was no way to identify the weakest guy in this way. It seemed that this question was too basic. Considering the level of teachers and students in Class 4, they would have to answer at least several more rounds before they could screen out the weak ones.
Soon Bai Bufan had another idea. He smiled slightly:
"This question seems too simple. Let's change it to a couplet question to add some restrictions—"
After a pause, Bai Bufan recited the first couplet word by word:
"First line: Newton stews the cow."
Everyone understood immediately that it was essentially a question that required and tested reading the poem backwards, but because of the requirement for neat couplets, it had obviously become more difficult.
Zhang Haoyang was afraid that someone would steal his answer from the previous round, so he immediately replied, "My answer is still Bucky!"
Bai Bufan nodded in agreement and turned his gaze to the others.
Lin Li: "Diao Chan is greedy——"
Qin Zeyu: "Biggangan——"
Yang Bangjie: "Ma Chao grass——"
Only Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming had not given an answer.
Zhou Baowei was scratching his head and cheeks, almost lard coming out of his mouth, but the answers he could think of had already been said by others.
Chen Tianming thought carefully for a while, then gave the answer with a smile: "Mo Yan."
"Mo Yan? What is Mo Yan?" Lin Li and others asked after thinking for a while.
"Mo Yan grinds ink," Chen Tianming smiled softly, his whole body embodying a human temperament. "Oh, yes, I thought of another answer, Liu Yong, Liu Yong chants about willows."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Baowei sighed sadly: "I, I can't think of it."
"The results are out." Seeing this scene, the answer was self-evident. Bai Bufan nodded and pointed at Chen Tianming next to Zhou Baowei: "Tianming, go get it."
Chen Tianming: “(゜▽゜)?”
Chen Tianming, the couplet genius who was still enjoying the fact that he had solved the problem in a human-like manner, suddenly opened his eyes and asked in surprise:
“Why me!?”
"No matter how you think about it, it's not my turn, right? Putting aside the parallelism, Haoyang's Baki and Zeyu's Bigan are both a bit lacking, right?
What's more, there's Baowei, who couldn't even come up with a decent answer. Why was I the one getting takeout in this situation? Not only was my answer standard, I gave two! ! There's a conspiracy! There's a conspiracy!
A bootlicker has no human rights, right? Besides, I’m not a bootlicker!
Chen Tianming was really unwilling and questioned angrily.
"It should have been you." Lin Li sneered at this time and stood up for Bai Bufan:
"Tianming, what did you say in your answer? What about grinding ink and chanting willow? Just listening to it makes me sick. It's better to say nothing like Baowei and admit your own uselessness instead of forcing a disgusting answer here."
After hearing this, Zhang Haoyang, Yang Bangjie and Qin Zeyu immediately felt that it made sense.
Yes, it is extremely disgusting and nauseating to hear such words coming from the students of Class 4. If this answer is allowed to appear and be accepted within the small group today, will the human wind continue to blow within the group even more aggressively?
What should we do if the students in Class 4 gradually start to anthropomorphize?
Really let Xue Jian live a good life?
Indeed, if you think about it this way, Chen Tianming has done something so heinous that it is hard to describe. He is the biggest sinner in Class 4 and should be hanged.
"Yes! What Lin Li and Bufan said was pertinent, objective, and to the point, which we later forgot and were too lazy to recite." So the three of them nodded, agreeing with Bai Bufan's judgment.
Zhou Baowei: "Oo?"
There is such a reversal, I love Class 4!
Chen Tianming: "(へ╬)!!"
Chen Tianming faced the criticism with a cold brow, and then he couldn't help laughing.
Damn, this group of people were born.
What a reasonable reason.
"Damn it! How did I end up meeting a bunch of idiots like you? If Binbin knew the outcome of this couplet competition, she'd be so pissed off that she'd be speechless. It's my bad luck. But Baowei, you have to come with me. I can't stand you winning without doing anything."
Chen Tianming agreed. This was the responsibility that Class 4 had shouldered since they were born, so he had no choice but to accept it.
"Okay." Zhou Baowei didn't care. After all, he had already prepared to get it by himself, and now it would be a great deal to bring a companion with him.
I was playing with my phone to kill time, and one after another other people called to let me know that the takeout they ordered had arrived.
"Bufan, yours hasn't arrived yet?" But because Bai Bufan's takeaway hadn't arrived yet, Chen Tianming, who would have to go again later if he left now, still stayed in the classroom, just looking at Bai Bufan with a frown.
"Yes, didn't you order your takeaway quite early? Why hasn't it arrived yet?" Zhou Baowei was also a little confused.
"Sorry, sorry, let me urge the delivery man."
Bai Bufan looked at the time and was a little confused, so he opened the food delivery app.
After operating for a while, Bai Bufan let out a soft click and frowned:
"My delivery man seems to have been in a car accident..."
"Ah? Is this true?" Chen Tianming and Zhou Baowei asked in surprise when they saw that Bai Bufan was not joking and his face was actually a little worried.
Lin Lize went straight over.
"Bai Bufan: It's been over ten minutes since the estimated delivery time, why hasn't it arrived yet?"
"Rider Wang Yuan: I had a car accident. Sorry."
"Rider Wang Yuan: One arm and both legs seem to be broken, it's pretty serious."
"Bai Bufan:?"
"Bai Bufan: Is this true, brother?"
When Lin Li looked over, Bai Bufan had just sent out a new message.
"Bai Bufan: If it's really not possible, don't deliver this order for now. Go to the hospital. Do you need me to call 120 or something like that? I hope you're safe, buddy."
"Rider Wang Yuan: I'm fine, what's wrong with me?"
"Rider Wang Yuan: I'm watching the excitement from the sidelines. Tsk tsk tsk, it's really scary. Do you want to see the pictures? But first, be warned, they're covered in blood."
"Rider Wang Yuan: "Picture""
Bai Bufan, Lin Li: “?”
"Bai Bufan: If your takeout doesn't arrive at the school gate within three minutes, you will receive a one-star review and a complaint."
"Rider Wang Yuan: Voice 23s"
"Sorry, brother. When I get there, I'll give you a wink and you'll let me go. I haven't done this for a long time, for many years. Or I'll bring you a pack of Furong King. I'll be there soon. I'm already sprinting at full speed!!!"
…
The grade meeting in the afternoon was relatively dull and boring.
Because playing with mobile phones in public is not allowed, everyone usually wears Bluetooth headphones, and then pretends to support their heads with the hand on the corresponding side, but actually presses their ears to block the headphones. Some listen to music, some listen to novels, and some young couples even have secret conversations in this way. No one will really listen to the school leaders' gibberish.
During the award ceremony, Lin Li, who had been deprived of the qualification for the school's excellence evaluation this semester, clearly saw "Classmate Zhou" representing himself on the school's PPT, but he could only sit in the audience and had to be wary of Xue Jian who was walking back and forth in the fourth class area of the lecture hall. It was really hard.
But Xue Jian is not completely bad.
When returning to the classroom after the grade meeting, Xue Jian specifically found Lin Li and Bai Bufan and told them that they only needed to write 1,000 words for their self-criticism, instead of 4,000 words.
See, that big idiot Jianjian is finally soft-hearted.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan's evaluation of this was that Xue Jian still had not abandoned his kindness as a teacher, and that sooner or later he would suffer a big setback because of this kindness because of them.
People cannot teach people, but things can teach people in one go. Lin Li and Bai Bufan did not remind them anymore.
However, Xue Jian still reminded him that as long as he wrote a thousand words, he should write a good self-criticism, and not copy or add meaningless content.
Lin Li still felt a little aggrieved after hearing this.
How would I know anything about hydrology? I'm not a novelist.
But then again, if I write down my mental journey and thoughts about this matter in my self-review, and just add a few sentences at the end like "I understand what Teacher Xue said", wouldn't it be enough to just write a few hundred words?
hiss……
No one would have thought that this was hydrology, wow, wouldn't that be invincible?
While thinking about these things, Lin Li had already returned home.
Although there are no classes this afternoon, there was a lot of nonsense at the grade meeting, so compared to Fridays which usually have one less class in the afternoon, we got home a little later than usual weekends.
"Moses Moses, I'm back."
The key opened the door and Lin Li shouted towards home.
"Let's eat now?" Wu Min's voice came from the master bedroom.
"eat."
"Okay, then I'll pour some scallion oil and fish oil on you." Wu Min got up and went to the kitchen to start preparing the dishes.
The scallion oil fish must be eaten freshly drizzled with hot oil. The taste will be much worse if it is drizzled with hot oil too early and then heated up later.
This is Wu Min’s motherly love, bro.
"By the way, Lin Li, do you have any plans for tonight? Mom is going to my aunt's house to play mahjong tonight. Do you want to go over to her house and play?"
After turning on the range hood, Wu Min turned around and asked Lin Li.
"Me? I'd rather not go. I'm afraid my presence will make the aunties who play mahjong with you completely disappointed in their own children after seeing other people's children. That would be too depressing, and it's not something a kind person like me should do."
Lin Li naturally didn't go, but he couldn't help but speak some non-human language.
I do have plans for tonight.
Most importantly, I am waiting to go to the all-female world before the Gregorian New Year and try to complete the two tasks on the panel.
Secondly, if circumstances permit, Lin Li would like to go out tonight.
"When did you become so arrogant? You even call me someone else's child. Tsk tsk." Wu Min scolded with a smile.
"Narcissism?" Lin Li sneered.
"Sister Min, you have to know one thing. The Earth rotates so much because it wants to attract me."
Wu Min: “…”
I haven't read a book for many years.
but.
That's called the earth's gravity.
(End of this chapter)
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