Chapter 111: Wilderness, people are born by their mothers!
"Then we have to go play a project first. We can't waste the time when there are the least people and do nothing, right?" Zhou Baowei had to obey, but he still analyzed rationally.
"Let's ride the roller coaster." Bai Bufan suddenly agreed.
"You can again?" Zhou Baowei and Lin Li were a little surprised.
"Yes, let's go ride that roller coaster. I think this is the most exciting and suitable for us." Bai Bufan pointed in a direction, his eyes shining, and said excitedly.
Lin Li looked over and then fell silent.
In large amusement parks, there are of course more than one type of roller coaster. Some even have seven or eight in a park. Canglong is just the most exciting one in Pingjiang Park. What
Bai Bufan is pointing at now is another roller coaster.
This roller coaster covers an area of about 500,000 square centimeters and can accommodate up to two people at the same time. The highest point of the track is about 300 centimeters from the ground. Even Lin Li, a cultivator, must jump up to touch it.
And in the middle of the roller coaster, there is a terrifying milk dragon statue with colorful lights that keeps spinning and making a sound: "Nanong, Naanong, I am Naanong!"
Zhou Baowei looked at the electronic map of the park on his mobile phone, which said: "Cute dragon flying, suitable for ages 3-7, Bufan, the position is not as big as your shoe size, stimulate your crypto currency?"
"I want to take a photo with the milk dragon and check in, is it not possible? They are all dragons, and the milk dragon and the blue dragon are similar. Otherwise, let's give up the blue dragon and focus on the milk dragon." Bai Bufan said righteously.
"Those who like milk dragons should really stand in a row and shoot them with machine guns." Lin Li sneered.
"Don't be like this, there are many children who like milk dragons." Bai Bufan justified the milk dragon.
After thinking for a while, Lin Li gave a solution:
"Wouldn't it be better to lower the muzzle of the gun a little bit."
Bai Bufan: "..."
I can't spray it, Lin Li is a real devil.
At eight o'clock, the isolation belt was opened on time, and a group of people rushed in.
Lin Li and the other two finally decided to go for a moderately exciting castle rafting first, which could also warm up for the whitewater rafting.
The experience was over.
It wasn't a very exciting project, just rafting in a dark environment with ghost scenes. Except for the occasional sudden appearance of people in the front row, there was nothing else worth mentioning.
"Lin Li, did you hear that woman behind you just now? When she was playing, she kept saying that she was afraid of both the dark and ghosts." After the end, on the way out, Bai Bufan asked Lin Li.
"I heard it. She kept yelling, it was so noisy, and the perfume smell was so strong." Lin Li nodded, with a look of disgust on his face.
The smell was too pungent, and the more he smelled it, the more he missed the smell on the bus.
"Then tell me, why is she not afraid when the dark and ghosts are combined?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and pointed behind him.
Lin Li turned his head slightly, and then he realized that the woman behind him was holding a black ghost.
The case was solved. I guess half of the perfume smell I just smelled was emitted by this black ghost.
Foreigners, especially black people, really spend a lot of money on perfume to cover up their body odor.
Lin Li turned back to look at Bai Bufan, his face was very serious at the moment: "Bufan, don't worry about being afraid of the dark or ghosts, I found a murderer, call the headquarters immediately, I don't have a weapon and can't empty the magazine, I need support, hurry!"
"Report to the FBI tomorrow."
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were stunned for a moment, and then tacitly raised their thumbs.
Then according to the plan, the three came to the fast entrance of the Canglong roller coaster and lined up at the end of the line.
At this moment, the machine has been running continuously. With each operation of the machine, screams came from far to near, and from near to far, as if doing AMSR.
Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva very loudly.
"Didn't the Qing Dynasty perish? Why is torture still there? Haven't they confessed yet?" Bai Bufan denounced the evils of this world.
No one paid attention to him.
After all, no one asked how to confess.
"I suddenly remembered that my dad is about to give birth to my baby. I have to go and see if it's a boy or a girl. Brothers, have fun and eat. I'm leaving first." Bai Bufan suddenly remembered this and turned around and left.
Now someone paid attention to him.
Bai Bufan's collar was instantly grabbed by four hands. No matter how hard he tried, he could only stay where he was.
He ran, he chased, he couldn't fly away.
Bai Bufan turned his head and said to Lin Li earnestly: "Brother, I really can't do it. I had a stomachache this morning and I feel uncomfortable now. You don't want to see flying, do you?"
Lin Li: "..."
Zhang Wansen, shit.
To be honest, Bai Bufan dared to describe this scene, and Lin Li didn't dare to think about it. Even his body subconsciously tried to stay as far away from the roller coaster track as possible.
Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was making excuses.
But Lin Li had to keep him, because as a good brother, he had to teach Bai Bufan what courage is, what it means to overcome fear, what is the rainbow after the storm, and what it means that when your brother is about to die, you don't even think about living alone.
"I really can't do anything about you. I'll give you this. It should solve your problem."
Lin Li sighed, took out a glasses case and handed it to Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan took it, opened it, took out the glasses inside, put them on his face and took a look. He felt dizzy and was a little confused: "What's the use of this? Is it to get used to the dizziness in advance?"
"No, I asked you to put it in your butt so that the shit won't fly out." Lin Li explained.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Bai Bufan sneered. He really made a gesture of stretching it to his butt and said: "I'm really stuffing it in now, don't be unhappy again."
However, he made a wrong judgment this time. Lin Li looked indifferent: "I'm happy."
"Isn't this cheap? You don't want it?" Bai Bufan was surprised.
"No."
"Because it's my fucking glasses case!" Zhou Baowei looked back and the more he looked, the more familiar it looked. After finally confirming that it was his glasses, he snatched it back.
Lin Li's hands and feet were really dirty. Zhou Baowei despised such people. After despising him, he put the half-drunk drink in his hand back next to Lin Li's schoolbag.
"Okay, I'll treat you. I'll go to the mother and baby room to get you a diaper. This will solve your problem. I really can't do anything about you." Lin Li sighed.
"You even get a diaper?" Bai Bufan looked disgusted.
Lin Li was stunned, then laughed.
The two of them got along well and were very enthusiastic.
Because it was a fast track, it would be the turn of three people in a few minutes.
"Zeyu, how is this project? Is it scary?" Bai Bufan asked immediately when he saw a classmate coming down from above.
"No feeling, even quite boring." Qin Zeyu shook his head.
"Really?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up when he heard it.
Being bored is good, he likes boring things the most.
"Well, I fell asleep out of boredom not long after I went up, and the staff woke me up later." After saying that, Qin Zeyu staggered past the three people with trembling legs.
Bai Bufan's smile froze on his face.
Can you call it falling asleep just because you fainted from shock!
Then Bai Bufan showed concern on his face, walked up to help Qin Zeyu, turned around and waved to Lin Li and Zhou Baowei, saying: "Zeyu is dying, I'll escort him to the infirmary of the park, you guys play first."
Four hands grabbed Bai Bufan, and two hands pushed Bai Bufan away.
The three people in front and behind said in unison: "No need."
Bai Bufan smiled bleakly.
...
There are four seats in a row on the roller coaster, Lin Li is on the left, Bai Bufan is in the middle, Zhou Baowei is on the right, and the students from other schools are on the right.
At this time, the hair of the three people were all blown back, and they refused to get off no matter what, and their faces were ashen.
After the staff operated the safety lever, it slowly rose.
Lin Li took a deep breath and stood up: "Fuck you——"
But in just two minutes, his mouth was a little hoarse.
Bai Bufan beside him didn't say a word. When Lin Li looked at him, his eyes were not even open.
Not everyone who plays these stimulating devices will scream. In fact, a large number of people, like Bai Bufan in front of him, close their eyes and hold the equipment tightly during the process, and can't make any sound at all.
This is the real fear.
"Get up, Bufan." Zhou Baowei urged Bai Bufan, whose lips were still trembling, although he himself was not much better.
He underestimated the power of the Canglong roller coaster.
Before going up, Zhou Baowei: Mom, life is a wilderness, the world is so big, I want to see it.
After coming down, Zhou Baowei: Wilderness, people are born by their mothers, Ding Zhen is right, I want to find my mother.
It's a bit like Ye Gong's love of dragons.
"Just now on the roller coaster, it seems that someone peed in my pants." Hearing Zhou Baowei's urging, Bai Bufan said calmly.
Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..."
Lin Li took a step to the left, Zhou Baowei took a step to the right, and both pinched their noses.
Damn.
Are you serious about taking a half step back?
"Fuck, I'm kidding, but my legs are really weak, help me, hurry up!" Bai Bufan, who was hurt by his brother again, shouted in a defensive manner.
Lin Li laughed, and then pulled Bai Bufan's arm to his shoulder.
How come the boy's body is still smelly and hard after being paralyzed by fear? Lin Li missed the fragrant and soft squad leader.
Wait.
Lin Li frowned.
[Pass the eight challenges of Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and unrestrained attitude (0/8)]
On the task interface, the number 0 for Sao did not become 1 for Meng, which hurt Lin Li's heart.
Buhao!
Until the three of them had left the Canglong roller coaster area, the number still did not change.
Lin Li smiled. A
painful smile .
What else could it be? It can only be that I was not fearless enough or unrestrained enough just now.
System, I'm so lucky.
"Do we really have to go through this kind of disaster seven times?" At this time, Bai Bufan, who was drooping beside Zhou Baowei, trembled in his voice.
"I think, indeed, let's not play the other seven exciting projects for the time being." Zhou Baowei also said from the heart at this time.
He also needs to slow down.
"Support," Bai Bufan looked at the seven speed pass projects on his mobile phone, "Anyway, if I play these projects in a row, I can't bear it mentally and physically. I absolutely support playing other projects."
"OK, I already have a choice that suits your needs. I'll lead the way." Lin Li nodded when he heard it.
"Okay, I trust you Lin Li, you lead the way!" The three people rarely agreed on their opinions in an instant. This is the power of the Canglong Roller Coaster.
So Lin Li led the way, half a minute passed, and then started to line up.
Bai Bufan was a little surprised: "How come we're here so quickly, what project?"
He felt that he had only walked for less than a minute. What kind of leisure project, how could it be so close to the Canglong Roller Coaster?
Zhou Baowei narrowed his eyes: "Bufan, look at the queue next to you, it looks so familiar, it seems to be the fast lane of the Canglong roller coaster."
"It seems so."
"Why does the destination seem to be the same?"
With a jolt in their hearts, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked up at the same time.
An electronic information board:
"Canglong Roller Coaster (Normal Queue Entrance) (Estimated Waiting Time "15" Minutes)"
Four hands grabbed Lin Li's neck at the same time in the next second. Lin Li had already seen his grandmother waving at him.
"Lin Li, what the hell are you doing!" Bai Bufan was the angriest one.
"No, you said, as long as you don't play those seven projects, everything else will be fine. Isn't it, does it meet your requirements--" Lin Li, whose fate was strangled by the throat, had some difficulty speaking.
"You fucking call this meeting requirements?" Bai Bufan roared.
"Just say whether you are satisfied or not?"
"I'll strangle you to death!"
Please give me a monthly ticket.
(End of this chapter)
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