Chapter 165 I will create you to death
Lin Li finally softened his heart.
In the end, he decided to take two taxis, one for the girls and one for the creatures other than girls.
"Have you got your taxi? We have already got ours." At the entrance of the library, Chen Yuying stretched out her hand parallel to her forehead, blocking the sun in the sky, and turned back to ask.
When bending down, one of her calves will subconsciously lift up, and the graceful lines will be more beautiful.
"Got it." Lin Li made an OK gesture. It
is indeed convenient and fast to take a taxi these days.
Lin Li still remembers that when he was a child, he had to go to a fixed place and stop the old-fashioned taxis with his hands. Some of them really smelled of paint. At this time, if there were middle-aged ladies with strong perfume among the passengers who shared the car, Lin Li would feel uncomfortable just thinking about it.
In this case, vomiting will occur, and it is no longer a question of motion sickness or not.
The phone vibrated, and the taxi app sent a message.
"Master Wu: Hello, is the positioning accurate? I will come here according to the navigation."
Lin Li clicked an automatic reply.
"Lin Li: Hello, my location is accurate. Please follow the navigation to pick me up."
"Master Wu: OK, I'll be there in four minutes. Black license plate number 9527. What are your characteristics?"
"Lin Li: I'm very handsome."
The other party did not reply to the message immediately.
"Master Wu: OK, I'll bump into you now."
"Master Wu: Pick you up.
" "Master Wu: Sorry for the handwritten number. I wrote it wrong."
Lin Li: "..."
You'd better write it wrong.
Not long after, a black car drove over and turned on the double flash. It was actually faster than the girls' car.
After confirming the license plate number, Lin Li and Bai Bufan got in the car first. They both chose the back seat where they didn't have to wear seat belts, and waved to the girls.
"The last number is 9749." Lin Li took the initiative to say it immediately after getting in the car.
The driver entered the last number on the software, and when the interface was converted to navigation, he started the vehicle.
"The characteristics are correct, young man. You are really handsome. I saw your tall figure from a distance. Children are really well-nourished nowadays."
Some drivers are not good at chatting and like to drive in silence. Some drivers like to chat with passengers. This driver is obviously the latter.
Of course, it is also possible that he wanted to get a good review.
"Driver, do you want to guess a riddle?" Lin Li suddenly asked with great interest, as if he was not communicating on the same frequency.
"Okay, what riddle? Tell me." The driver nodded while staring at the road conditions, quite interested.
"I have long legs, guess a food."
Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows, and the moment he heard the riddle, he laughed contemptuously.
The driver didn't know what kind of creature Lin Li was, so he pondered for a long time, and finally frowned and shook his head:
"Young man, I can't guess, tell me the answer."
"Bufan?" Lin Li turned his head.
"It's a cake." Although it was a question, the tone was clearly very firm.
"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers.
"Cake? Why is it egg? Oh——" The driver was stunned at first, then suddenly realized, and finally felt a little bit amused.
No wonder they had to emphasize the "I".
After all, this puzzle does need gender to determine the answer. After all, if a girl has long legs, the answer may have to be changed to ice cream.
"You two are students, right? Oh, the brain circuits of children nowadays are really a bit behind."
The driver shook his head with a complicated expression.
"Master, we are not students. This school uniform is our disguise. Our job is to hunt aliens." Lin Li denied seriously.
"Aliens? Where are there aliens in this world?" The driver laughed.
"You haven't seen aliens, right?" Bai Bufan asked in place of Lin Li.
"No."
"You're welcome." Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, smiled mysteriously, leaned back on the chair, and looked out their respective windows.
After the work is done, leave, and hide your merits and fame.
There is no need to emphasize, after all, this is what they should have done.
The driver saw this scene in the rearview mirror: "..."
Fuck you.
So I haven't seen it because you guys have hunted all the aliens, right?
But as a driver, you can always be aware of species diversity. Last time he took an order in the middle of the night, the customer said in a note that he wanted to pick up a drunk friend, but promised to vomit 500 yuan in the car. He
wanted to take this order until he found out that the destination was a funeral home. After asking, it turned out that his mother thought the funeral home's car was too expensive and wanted to take it herself.
Compared to that, these two children are quite normal.
The intersection encountered a red light that just turned red, and the car had to stop.
"Do you want to listen to music?" Rubbing his shoulders that were sore from driving for too long, feeling a little quiet, the driver asked.
"Sure." Lin Li nodded, of course.
"The friend next door is a fight, the duck diary is eight again, the duck is affectionate, the duck is quilt--" The driver took out a small microphone from the storage box next to the main driver, and then began to perform affectionately.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "?"
Lin Li finally understood that there are heroes in the world.
Damn, is this the way to listen to music?
The driver sang?
"I don't want to listen anymore, Master. Drive safely and don't hold the microphone. If you get caught in a photo, you'll lose points." Lin Li gave in.
"Okay."
The driver put down the phone with some regret. One day, he will meet a passenger who understands music.
After he could not sing anymore, the driver began to reply to some messages on his phone.
This had nothing to do with Lin Li, but Lin Li thought of something, suddenly narrowed his eyes, and said, "Master."
"Hmm?"
"Didn't you say you wrote it by hand?" Lin Li asked.
The driver's hand, which was still typing, stopped. After a few seconds, he quickly switched to the handwriting interface and began to write clumsily.
"I wrote it by hand."
Lin Li: "..."
As expected, you said you wanted to hit me just now on purpose, right?
Forget it, for the sake of singing for me, I won't give you a bad review.
Arrived at the destination and got off the car.
Lin Li glanced at his phone and said to Bai Bufan, "Bufan, the fare is 13.8, you can transfer 14 to me later, and I will pay the remaining 20 cents myself."
Bai Bufan smiled with some relief.
Lin Li didn't ask him for 20 yuan this time, which was really a human being.
"Hello, how many people are there?"
"Five, and there will be three more girls coming later. Please take them to our table." Chen Yuying and the others had not arrived yet, but there was no need to wait at the door, so Lin Li answered the staff's question after entering the store.
"Okay, if there are five of you, please follow me. Is this table okay?" The staff took the two to a square table with seats on three sides. After seeing Lin Li nod, he introduced: "The self-service area is over there. Take a look and pick up whatever you need."
Ding Sihan seemed to have already ordered the set meal, so there was no need for the two to look at the single tablet.
Bai Bufan sat back on the sofa, suddenly grabbed Lin Li's collar, and then turned his neck to look at his own, and asked curiously: "Lin Li, why is the collar of your school uniform so white? Mine has turned yellow, and it's still yellow after washing."
"School uniforms turn yellow easily, and it's difficult to wash them off with ordinary laundry detergent. Many people are indeed troubled by this, but this problem is actually very easy to solve." Lin Li smiled mysteriously.
"Teach me." Bai Bufan immediately worshipped him as his apprentice.
"In fact, you might as well take some headache medicine while washing, so that your head won't hurt." Lin Li replied.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"What I want you to solve is the problem of yellowing clothes, not the headache!" Bai Bufan banged Lin Li's shoulder blades twice.
"Who can solve this?" Lin Li spread his hands to show that he was powerless.
"Then why is your collar so white?" Bai Bufan was even more puzzled.
"My mother knew that I put all my clothes except underwear and socks in the washing machine, and it would definitely not be washed clean, so she bought me two more sets of summer school uniforms so that I could change more. If you have two more sets to change, I guess yours will be as white as mine." Lin Li replied.
Bai Bufan: "..."
The problem seemed to be solved in an unexpected way, which is not suitable for imitation.
After all, summer is almost over.
"Let's go and get some food." Lin Li got up and took Bai Bufan to the self-service area.
When the crab pot was served, it was considered a "dry pot", but after the shrimp, crab and squid ingredients were almost eaten, you can add water to the remaining pot full of oil, so that it becomes a hot pot. Add vegetables or meat to it and cook it, and it tastes good.
The self-service area of this store is quite large. It provides not only small dishes and fruits, but also some vegetarian dishes. No wonder the "tea fee" alone is less than 20 yuan per person.
When I came back with a few plates of side dishes, Chen Yuying and the other two had already sat down. After putting the plates in front of them, Lin Li was about to return to the self-service area and asked, "Do you want to eat mangoes? If you do, I'll take some too."
"No, I don't like mangoes." Ding Sihan waved his hand.
"I didn't ask you."
Ding Sihan: "..."
"Ask you, ask you, ask you, a warm reminder, the mangoes I'm talking about are already cut in the store, and you don't need to peel and remove the core yourself." Lin Li faced Ding Sihan's resentful gaze and added with a smile.
"Then I want to eat it. I like mangoes the most." Ding Sihan immediately changed his words.
Too real.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked back and forth several times, bringing back many dishes.
The crab pot and other meat dishes that had been ordered had also been served one after another.
They were served so quickly, they couldn't be pre-prepared dishes.
Looking at Chen Yuying who was drinking juice, Lin Li suddenly said, "Squad leader, a bottle full of stones can still be filled with water, but a bottle full of water can't hold another stone. Do you know what this tells us?"
"Huh?" Chen Yuying put down the cup, tilted her head slightly, and her long hair hanging down around her neck fell down. She asked with some doubt, "Isn't this a question from elementary school, telling us that there must be gaps in life so that the sun can shine in?" It
was very philosophical, but Lin Li shook his head.
Lin Li looked at Qu Wanqiu.
"Don't be too sure of what you say, and don't be too decisive in what you do?"
Lin Li shook his head again and looked at Ding Sihan.
"You can't add ice to your drinks, it's a loss. Here I call Luckin Coffee, two-thirds of a cup of coffee is ice."
Lin Li was somewhat relieved, but still shook his head, and finally looked at Bai Bufan who had high hopes for him.
"Squad leader, what Lin Li means is that since we are also eating a buffet, we should not drink the drinks first." Bai Bufan sneered again and gave a firm answer.
"Pah!" Lin Li and Bai Bufan's palms hit each other, "You still understand me!"
Chen Yuying: "..."
She blinked, said nothing, and quietly took another sip.
Humph, drink it.
(End of this chapter)
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