Chapter 219 Lip Reading Okay, I have to learn lip reading
. Looking at the excited Zhou Youwei, Lin Li blinked.
As for that.
So Xiao Zhou wanted to spar with me a long time ago?
Why didn't you say it earlier? With the close relationship between Xiao Zhou and me, I would definitely refuse with a smile without hesitation. Who would have nothing to do to fight with an old man? If it weren't for the system, I wouldn't have made such a cheap request.
But for Lin Li now, it is definitely good news.
They ran to the same place in both directions.
"That's great, Grandpa Zhou. I was worried that you wouldn't agree. So let's start now?" So Lin Li couldn't wait to beat the old man.
The war eagle can outlast the old lady, so Lin Li can also outlast the old man!
But Zhou Youwei quickly calmed down and took a step back vigilantly.
Lin Li: "?"
"I need some time to prepare. I... I want to adjust myself to the best condition." Zhou Youwei said after careful wording.
At present, Zhou Youwei has not seen Lin Li's trap, so he must not follow the opponent's rhythm. It's better to be careful.
"This...are you serious?"
Lin Li was a little confused, rubbing the back of his neck and whispering.
Zhou Youwei sneered in his heart, he was at a loss, and he really showed his chicken feet.
"How about this, at nine o'clock, we meet here to spar again, how about that?" Zhou Youwei squinted his eyes and looked at Lin Li, and continued to press step by step.
"Okay."
Lin Li had no objection, just in time to go for breakfast.
...
There are even fewer people in the community park at nine o'clock on holidays than at six in the morning.
Lin Li didn't check the time and came down at 8:50, but Zhou Youwei was already waiting here.
"Grandpa Zhou, should we start early or wait until nine o'clock?" Lin Li asked.
"Now."
Zhou Youwei nodded mysteriously.
Everything is ready, only Lin Li's evidence of crime is missing.
"Okay, Grandpa, let's talk about it in advance, friendly sparring, stop when it's time, and either party will lose if they fall to the ground or say the word "surrender", okay?"
Lin Li stretched his body aside, stretching his muscles and bones while confirming.
Don't really fight to get into trouble.
However, Zhou Youwei looked very healthy, and he hadn't had a stitch in the side for a long time. He must have been taking good care of his body.
"Just start right away. My body is very strong."
Are you still using these to divert your attention? But this time, I won't be fooled.
"Okay."
Lin Li stood in front of Zhou Youwei, put on the Wing Chun boxing stance, and uttered the onomatopoeia of "A Duo" - "Tai Chi, Lin Li!"
Zhou Youwei: "..."
The familiar feeling that made people's eyes black came.
It's back, it's all back.
Lin Li had no choice. The main reason was that the boxing stances taught in the Eight-stage Bodybuilding Exercise were more for strengthening the body. There was basically no part of fighting against the enemy. The actual combat... all depended on spirituality.
"Come on!" Zhou Youwei shouted.
Today is the day to reveal Lin Li's true face!
Hearing this, Lin Li clenched his fists and rushed towards Zhou Youwei.
Zhou Youwei smiled, exactly the same as last time!
Haha.
I bet there is no bullet in your gun!
Zhou Youwei, who had already anticipated what Lin Li was going to do, dropped his hands directly.
Last time, I subconsciously attacked, giving Lin Li the opportunity to scam me, but this time, I didn't even move my hands, so he couldn't fly out again, right?
Zhou Youwei's eyes were full of pride, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he could hear the sound of fists.
Wait.
Why is there a fist wind?
Buhao! There seemed to be bullets in Lin Li's gun!
When the back of Lin Li's hand fell on Zhou Youwei's shoulder, Zhou Youwei's eyes widened with shock - Lao Lin, are you serious?
And Lin Li's eyes widened with shock - Xiao Zhou, are you playing a fake?
Damn, Xiao Zhou, you are scamming me again!
We are in this relationship, and you are still scamming me, you are disrespectful to the elderly! You are shameless! You are not a human being!
Lin Li originally thought that Zhou Youwei didn't even raise his hands, it was some kind of Tai Chi move!
Now it is confirmed that it is a scam. Fortunately, from a safety perspective, Lin Li didn't use all his strength at the beginning, and he has the BUFF of limb control ability, so it is not difficult to control the force.
Almost all the force is unloaded.
But Zhou Youwei, who was pushed by the back of the hand that released the force, took a few steps back because he was not standing firmly in the first place, and staggered to the ground.
[Find an accomplished physical practitioner to have a relevant exchange, and win or be recognized (1/10)]
A small part of the task was completed in a way that Lin Li did not expect.
"Grandpa Zhou, are you okay?" But now Lin Li's attention was not on this, but carefully looked at Zhou Youwei who was 'shao', and did not even dare to rush forward: "... I have almost completely retracted my strength."
He looked around, looking for a camera that could save his life.
Eh?
How come there really seems to be a camera?
"No, it's okay." Zhou Youwei said with a dark face, and stood up at this time.
Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, and still had some respect for the old man.
After realizing that Lin Li was serious, Zhou Youwei perked up and started stretching his muscles. He was even more excited. He was not afraid of playing for real!
"I wasn't prepared just now, Lin Li, come again."
"Grandpa, I don't want to play with you anymore."
Thinking of how he almost knocked Wu Min's house and car out with one punch, and made himself a second-generation minus, Lin Li felt a little nervous and waved his hand to step back.
Zhou Youwei: "..."
I took off my pants and you're saying this now?
"It was an accident just now! I'm not scamming!" Lin Li's eyes looked familiar, and Zhou Youwei hurriedly explained.
"Grandpa, goodbye."
"Come back here!"
"Happy National Day."
Lin Li ran faster.
So Zhou Youwei was the only one left in the community park with a black face.
Zhou Youwei covered his embarrassed face, first collected a few cameras used to record criminal evidence, and finally went to the pavilion to pick up his mobile phone.
Damn, all the records were used as evidence of his crime.
Zhang Fang, who was on a video call, saw Zhou Youwei and shook her head earnestly: "Old Zhou, it's wrong to touch someone's body. Look how scared you made Xiao Lin. You spent so much effort just to let me see this?"
Zhou Youwei: "..."
Could it be... Could it be that this is also part of Lin Li's plan?
Zhou Youwei got a stitch in the side.
...
"No wonder the reward is only one ability. It seems that although the number of people required is a bit more, it is still relatively easy to complete." Lin Li, who returned home, thought about it.
The rule of losing when falling to the ground was set by the two of them, but the system recognized such a victory in the competition.
That's very simple, just find nine more physical cultivators who meet the conditions.
After a brief thought, Lin Li began to search for nearby gyms on the map.
If those big muscle tyrants are not considered physical cultivators, Lin Li doesn't know what physical cultivators are.
Actually, Xiao Zhou can count, and so can the coaches and even students in Taekwondo and Sanda fighting training classes. But it is not popular to challenge a school these days. You can't just go to the door and say, "Hello, I want to fight. By the way, I won't fight those who have no achievements or those who are too successful. I'll fight those who have some achievements."
If you meet a few guys who know Chen Hegao's unlimited fighting style and come up to you to show your dick, that would be bad.
It's better to use fitness guys and they are easy to find.
If you meet someone with a sharp head, you may be able to defeat him without fighting.
Moreover, Lin Li thought that this was the purpose of the mission, after all, he had not yet learned the formal fighting skills.
He rode his bike to the nearest gym, and there was a huge slogan written next to it:
"Reading is to talk to idiots calmly, and fitness is to make idiots talk to you calmly."
It made sense, and Lin Li agreed.
"Hello." After walking in, the girl at the front desk greeted Lin Li, "Is this your first time here? Is there anything I can help you with?"
The front desk was familiar with old customers, and Lin Li came in and looked around, and it was obvious that this was his first time, so the front desk asked this.
"I want to apply for a card."
"Okay, what kind of card do you plan to apply for? I recommend you the most cost-effective annual card and permanent card, and I will also give you a private training course..." Seeing that there was a salesperson coming to the door, the front desk smiled even brighter. "
A one-time card."
The front desk: "?"
"By the way, can I use the 9.9 yuan experience coupon on Meituan?"
The salesperson flew away.
Experience is experience, what's the big deal about applying for a one-time card!
The receptionist nodded helplessly: "Just scan the QR code after purchase. The experience coupon is only for one-time entry and exit. Please be careful when leaving."
"Thank you." Lin Li fastened the bracelet to prove it, and then pushed open the door of the gym.
An English song that Lin Li had never heard of was playing, a DJ version, which was quite exciting.
There was no sweaty smell that Lin Li expected, and there was even a fragrance close to the six gods. Several muscular men were working out. After taking a look at Lin Li, they retracted their gaze.
Compared with them, I, who had obviously become stronger, became a bamboo pole again.
In front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the gym, several women wearing yoga pants and sports vests with big breasts were sweating and posing.
Oda Nobunaga has proved that instinct cannot be resisted.
Instinct urged Lin Li to take a look, and then Lin Li took a second look with wide eyes.
Wait.
Oh my god.
As we all know, yoga pants are very slimming.
But when the woman squatted down to take a photo just now, Lin Li actually read her lips.
This is fucking pornographic.
Lin Li looked around at the muscular men around him again. Surprisingly, no one was paying attention to this place. There was no lust in their eyes, but only a desire for muscles.
If Bai Bufan was here, he would definitely talk to her loudly, or dribble in the air and then make a fadeaway jump shot, or even knock her down and laugh, just to attract the attention of the lip-reading sister.
Although this is better than always saying small breasts, who would agree? Anyway, Bai Bufan is very honest.
The woman also noticed Lin Li, but she didn't look at him again after taking a look.
Although he is handsome and comfortable to look at, he is not her cup of tea.
Judging a person by appearance is too vulgar and one-sided. She prefers to evaluate by bank card balance, which has a kind of numerical beauty.
The most expensive thing on Lin Li's body is like the mobile phone in his hand, so he is eliminated.
Taking out mineral water and pouring it on his head as sweat, the woman continued to take pictures for fishing.
And Lin Li did not forget his task. He first went to the equipment area and tried the barbell, dumbbell and other equipment, and then frowned slightly.
His current strength is much stronger than it was a month ago, but the comparison is with himself. The power he can generate is far from inhuman. Whether it is Qi and blood or comprehensive recovery ability, it is more about enhancing his endurance.
Although there is [Storage] to help, Lin Li is not confident that he can surpass these big musclemen in the use of these equipment without any training and without knowing the force-generating techniques.
Most fitness movements cannot be completed by the right hand alone. They require the coordination of the whole body, and even the overall movement will be affected because the right hand is too strong.
"First time to work out?" A strong man who returned the fitness equipment put down the equipment, took off the Bluetooth headset, and asked Lin Li with a smile.
Lin Li looked down and saw that he was not wearing white socks, had no beard, and had no short hair. He did not look like a good brother from Nantong but simply enthusiastic to help others, so he nodded: "Yes."
"For the first time, I recommend you to start with this..."
Zhai Kaizhen began to instruct Lin Li how to work out seriously.
He was really enthusiastic.
"...Thank you, brother. But, brother, can I have a sparring match with you? I want to see the difference between us."
Lin Li nodded while listening to the side. After the other party finished speaking, he got straight to the point.
There is a way. Just try to compare the right hand.
When Zhai Kai heard this, he took off his vest in a flash, and then rolled up the legs of his loose shorts, forcibly rolled them into "briefs", revealing his strong leg muscles, and then began to pose for fitness in front of Lin Li.
"Come on, as long as you practice hard for a few years, you will have the opportunity to be like me." Zhai Kai said proudly.
Lin Li: "..."
This is not the sparring match that I am talking about.
"Brother, by the way, can you touch this place with your hand?"
Noticing that the other party's biceps were almost the same size as his head, Lin Li curiously poked the center of Zhai Kai's back.
"I can't touch it!" Zhai Kai said proudly, "This is the honor certificate of fitness. Only the real strong can't touch it at all."
"Awesome." Lin Li agreed without hesitation.
Then Zhai Kai immediately lowered his voice and handed Lin Li a bottle of Liushen: "See that mosquito bite in the middle? It's a little below the place you just poked it. Help me scratch it and spray it with floral water. Thank you."
Lin Li: "?"
The most helpless person in the world was found, and the source of the Liushen smell in the gym was also found.
Perhaps, speedrunning hell does not require sprinkling itching powder on armless old men, and a big gym guy can achieve the same effect.
After helping a little, Lin Li said: "Brother, can I arm wrestle with you?"
Many gym equipment require the use of the whole body's strength, and Lin Li's advantage is not big, so Lin Li wants to try arm wrestling with pure right hand strength first.
Lin Li thinks he should have some chance of winning in this regard.
"Sure, I'll let you do it at a 45-degree angle." Zhai Kai readily agreed to hear this, and immediately said confidently after seeing Lin Li's small arms and legs.
Lin Li didn't say a word.
The two went to the dining table in the gym, and there were a few buddies next to them injecting themselves with technology.
Lin Li was more reserved. After checking the best way to exert force in arm wrestling, he seriously got into position, while the other side was much more relaxed and calm, with his hands casually placed on the table.
The two held their hands together at a 45-degree angle, which made it difficult for Zhai Kai to exert force.
"Brother, I started when I said I would." Lin Li took a deep breath, turned on [Charge], and said at the same time.
"Okay." Zhai Kai was relaxed, his body still not tense, but he was a little more serious, staring at the hands of the two.
"Three-two-start!"
"Swish-"
In an instant, the opponent's hand was pressed firmly on the table by Lin Li.
[... and win or be recognized (2/10)]
"Champion! We are the champion! We will we will rock you!" Can such a lowly person complete the task? It is worthy of being his own system! Pure Sword Tomb! The strong Lin Li stood up excitedly and cheered, his voice excited.
Zhai Kai: "?"
I didn't exert any strength at all!
"Where is one? Where is the one in the countdown just now?" He asked with wide eyes.
"I am one." Lin Li explained.
The name of the group of three people and one dog has not been changed yet, if I am not one, then what am I.
Zhai Kai: "???"
Born! ! Born! !
I taught this newbie how to exercise with my enthusiasm, but what I got in return was such a betrayal!
Zhai Kai's darkest day.
People's hearts are not the same as before! You can know a person's face... but not his heart!
(End of this chapter)
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