Chapter 104 The school is a protective umbrella, but classmates may not be
. As I said, Ding Sihan does not bear grudges.
After checking that nothing was left out, everyone got off the bus one after another.
"I'll take your suitcase first this time, you'll calm down, right?" Lin Li asked as he took Ding Sihan's suitcase out of the storage space.
"I put it in later... Of course I took it out first, you should show me how to take Yuying's suitcase first..." Ding Sihan, who was in the state of a resentful ghost, said faintly.
Do you still have a brain? Damn it.
Ding Sihan must not be out of his sight, otherwise it will be very dangerous.
"Class monitor, you guys go ahead, I'll cover you." After taking out Chen Yuying's suitcase and handing it to her, Lin Li said leisurely while holding the back of his head.
In theory, a gentleman at this time would act like a gentleman by helping a girl carry her suitcase all the way, but the only thing Lin Li has in common with a gentleman is shi.
Of course, if Chen Yuying is really tired carrying it, or actively asks for his help, then Lin Li will take it without any hesitation.
As for taking the initiative to propose, forget it.
The licker lined up behind Bai Bufan.
"We are staying together tonight, right?" Lin Li walked to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei and asked.
With this price, it is naturally impossible to have a single room for a two-day and two-night autumn tour. The school arranged a four-person dormitory. Looking at the accommodation preview posted in the group, the environment is very excellent and luxurious, which is exciting.
"Yes, there are four of us, and there is also Tianming. Hey, where is Tianming?" Bai Bufan nodded in response, and then looked around with some confusion.
"Tianming, what are you doing?" After finding Chen Tianming, Bai Bufan went up and patted him on the back heavily.
"Qiaoqiao and the others seem to be here too. Maybe we will meet soon. I will see." Chen Tianming looked expectantly in the direction where the bus came from.
Lin Li and the other two: "..."
"Why are the symptoms so serious? It seems that he is more of a licker than Wang Yuezhi." Bai Bufan frowned.
"Wang Yuezhi is actually a very interesting licker, much better than Tianming." Lin Li said something good for his good buddy (lunch limited edition).
"Can you two turn your back on me when you're bullying people? And what's wrong with this world? Why do you call affection a bootlicker?" Chen Tianming couldn't stand it any longer.
"Okay, affectionate brother, don't wait any longer, let's go, Xue Jian is going to scold us." Lin Li indicated that his classmates had packed up their things and were leaving with Xue Jian, and Xue Jian also noticed and looked at the four people at this time, with an unhappy look on his face.
"Fuck--" Chen Tianming shuddered.
It seems that Xue Jian can still make Chen Tianming sober.
"What did I just say in the car and at school?! Just ignore yourself, haha--cough cough! Just ignore your actions, the four of you haha--"
Xue Jian, who was about to teach the four people who didn't follow the team with a serious face, laughed twice when he saw Lin Li's face.
"Lin Li, lower your head, I get angry when I see your face!!" Xue Jian got even angrier.
Lin Li: "..."
It's a bit unfair to vent your anger on yourself, isn't it? He drew a circle on the ground with his foot and cursed you.
After being scolded, the team of Class 4 began to move.
The words of adults are really unbelievable.
Their "immediately" is not "immediately", their "a little while" is not "a little while", and their "one hundred meters" is definitely more than one hundred meters.
"Teacher, are you sure we are only one hundred meters away from where we live?" Lin Li, who felt like he had walked several hundred meters, asked sincerely while waiting for the red light.
"I'm talking about the straight-line distance." Xue Jian said lightly, "We are not walking in a straight line now, and keep your head down, don't look at me."
As expected of a math teacher, he is rigorous, and Lin Li understood.
But appearance discrimination is not advisable.
"Why is it called waiting for a red light? Isn't it waiting for a green light?" Bai Bufan asked out of the blue at this time.
Xue Jian was about to explain that he meant waiting for the red light to end when he heard Lin Li say, "Raw fish or dead fish? Firefighting or fire extinguishing? Before life or before death? Taking the elevator or standing in the elevator? Cigarette butts or cigarette butts? One and a half hours or three and a half hours?"
Zhou Baowei followed closely, "Caffeine comes from coffee fruit, so the fruit is the cause and the cause is the effect? Why is drinking called a nightclub and staying overnight called a hotel?"
Chen Tianming, who was still occasionally looking behind him, also said, "Dante is Italian, and Dante is really Chinese. When you meet pedestrians, you should give way to them. If you don't give way, it's still three points. The operation was successful, and my failed life is over. So is it really a success?"
Don't make a noise, I'm thinking.
Xue Jian felt his brain trembling.
There are more and more strange things in my mind! Why do these kids ask these weird questions so fluently! !
Looking at Xue Jian and some of the people around him with dizzy pupils, Lin Li sighed.
See, this is the consequence of not playing with mobile phones when you were young and only focusing on studying.
...
The destination is not actually a hotel, but more like a youth base or homestay, a place dedicated to hosting such team-building activities.
Because the school has uploaded the identity information, Xue Jian negotiated with the front desk and did not need everyone to show their ID cards again.
After getting their room numbers and room cards for each person, the four of them came to their rooms.
Open.
Damn it.
Everything is subject to the actual object.
The value of this sentence is still increasing.
But it's not bad, just not as luxurious as imagined, but compared with the six-person dormitory, both the space and the comfort of the bed will be much better.
If you add the cost of the autumn outing, the cost performance is still satisfactory.
"Qiaoqiao is here, I will help guide them, don't worry, they won't leave this area." After Chen Tianming put down his things, he immediately said to the few people and left.
If it wasn't necessary to report the itinerary, Lin Li probably would have run away without saying anything.
"Lin Li, you really shouldn't have asked Tianming for this WeChat." Zhou Baowei shook his head, "It's only been a weekend, and the licking cells have spread all over his body."
"To be honest, if you want to cure this disease, take Tianming to the chicken farm to see Feifei, and everything will be fine. Feifei is a miracle doctor." Bai Bufan praised Feifei's name.
He is now a believer in the chicken farm and believes that the chicken farm can cure all mental illnesses.
After all, he is a living example.
"Then take me first." Zhou Baowei said seriously, "To be honest, I am also a licking dog."
"Then you are also a licking pig." Lin Li tested the softness of the bed and said suddenly.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Who will take a shower first?" Zhou Baowei put his schoolbag in the corner and asked with a sigh.
"Baowei, you said it's weird to take a shower, change the word next time." Lin Li continued.
"Ah? What word?"
People really like to be humiliated. Zhou Baowei knew that Lin Li's dog mouth could not spit out ivory, but he was just curious.
"You are more suitable to say that I am going to blanch water." Lin Li explained.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
So cruel.
"Or Baowei, you can say 'I am going to rub mud'." Bai Bufan will not miss any competition to humiliate Zhou Baowei.
"You, you!"
"I want to lose weight! I want to be as thin as a lightning!" Zhou Baowei was inspired to fight!
"Good opportunity, I just plan to make a tribute movie called "Spicy Hot Pot", let's cooperate." Bai Bufan applauded Zhou Baowei and suggested.
"But... Is there any way to burn fat quickly without exercise or diet control?" Zhou Baowei's three-second heat experience card expired, so he smiled and said.
"This is really there." Lin Li thought for a while and nodded, "I will arrange it for you now?"
"What?" Zhou Baowei asked curiously.
"The nearest crematorium is 1.2 kilometers away, you can go directly there, I will make an appointment now, and I will make it in time." Lin Li looked at his mobile phone and then looked up and said.
"I don't want to burn fat physically!!"
It is said that school is a safe haven, the last piece of pure land before entering the big dye vat of society.
But how did Zhou Baowei leave Class 4 of Grade 1 and find that all the people in society are good people?
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(End of this chapter)
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