Chapter 367 Lin Li is still too popular
Without any trouble, I passed the second subject smoothly.
Damn, I never expected that the easiest part of failing the second subject test is not the test, but the way to the test site.
The moral bottom line of the Xiling people still needs to be lowered. They are all too kind.
Fortunately, I persuaded him to come back.
Otherwise, Lin Li didn't dare to think about what would happen if he got into another car accident.
Death would be fine, at worst it would be the end of everything. Lin Li was most afraid of being turned into a vegetable.
Because Bai Bufan once said that if he became a vegetable one day, he would definitely climb onto his hospital bed crying, and then pee and poop on his own head.
While pulling, he called out, "Woo woo woo Linli, I watered you and brought you the best fertilizer, woo woo woo you must thrive but don't get better."
It's quite vicious.
But then again, as to why Bai Bufan had such great malice towards Lin Li.
The main reason was that Lin Lixian had said that if Bai Bufan became a vegetable, when he went to accompany him at night, he would secretly push Bai Bufan to the morgue to bump into corpses and play Plants vs. Zombies.
——Lin Li was the first to take action, so it was normal for Bufan to jump over the wall in a hurry.
Zeng Ziang, who was persuaded to come back, originally wanted to accompany Lin Li to take the exam, and said that he would send Lin Li back after the exam.
But Lin Li was not a fool. He immediately understood what Zeng Ziang meant by his eyes: he wanted to be his father.
Well, it seems a bit strange to say this, it should be said that Zeng Ziang wanted to play the role of Lin Li’s father.
Lin Li naturally refused.
People who want to be my father are lining up all the way to France, but Uncle Yang doesn’t even have the chance. The relationship between me and Brother Ziang shouldn’t be mixed with such impurities.
Under Lin Li's insistence, Zeng Ziang gave up, but said that if Lin Li needed any help in the future, he could come to him. Anyway, he would probably only go to school once at the end of the semester this year, and would spend most of his time in Nansang.
After coming out of the examination room, Lin Li informed Yu Jianan that he had passed the second subject and could start the follow-up arrangements.
In fact, because he had practiced before when he was bored, Lin Li could pass the third subject with ease.
Unfortunately, the regulations of Xi Ling for subject three are that you can only apply for the exam at least 30 days after passing subject one, so there is still a mandatory cooling-off period of more than ten or nearly twenty days.
But it's also a good time to catch up on study hours.
By then, if you pass the third and fourth tests together, you should be able to get your driver's license on the same day.
After eating at a nearby restaurant, Lin Li took a taxi back to the swimming pool to continue working on his mission.
…
Another swim is over.
The progress has moved forward a little bit.
But it is not yet complete. Based on the proportion calculation, Lin Li estimates that he only needs one or two full-time non-stop swims to complete it.
By this calculation, "water" is the most time-consuming and labor-intensive element of this task, and it still takes several hours.
These 150 system currencies and magic weapons are quite difficult to obtain.
But the root cause is that I haven’t found a way to abstract the element “water”.
Lin Li actually made some speculations and attempts.
There is a saying that goes: "The ultimate fire is called Samadhi Fire, and the ultimate water is called Thesis."
Perhaps the most watery of online articles is online literature. There are so many of them that no one is willing to complain about them. Some even lose face and just complain about the watery content to make the articles watery.
This paper is a bit beyond the syllabus. Lin Li is currently in the first year of high school and doesn’t even know how to write a good paper.
But if Lin Li were asked to write an online article for the sake of water, Lin Li would definitely have some ideas.
He actually tried:
Chapter 1: Rebirth
The Immortal Antenna was reborn on the day when he was besieged by thousands of people.
These 10,000 people are "Bai Bu Gou", "Bai Gou Fan", "Gou Bu Fan", "Wang Shaohui", "Nalan Jianguo", "Murong Tiezhu", "Shangguan Cuihua", "Patrick Reed", "Poppy Andrews", "Obadiah Jefferson", "Ivanovich Igor Ostrovsky"... (The names of the remaining 9989 people are not omitted here)...
Lin Li wrote like this and easily reached 100,000 words.
Don’t ask why foreigners would gang up on this Immortal Lord, because Lin Li originally tried to use a four-character name, but later found that he had gone down a narrow path. Aren’t foreigners, especially Russians, given longer names?
But after the release of this novel with 100,000 pages of content updated every day, the progress of the task did not move at all.
So Lin Li felt that he had either chosen the wrong direction, or his writing was too low-level, and perhaps he needed something that readers couldn't tell.
Who on earth could make such water? Lin Li really couldn't imagine it.
But there is no need to think too much. It is not a big deal if I can’t find an abstract way now. After all, I am about to complete this task by brute force.
Lin Li doesn't like abstract things.
After returning to the locker room and picking up his phone, Lin Li saw the news that Chen Yuying had returned home.
Lin, who had originally planned to buy another ticket before the museum closed so he could visit for as long as possible, immediately changed his plan and went out to take a taxi.
…
"Thank you, Master."
Lin Li got off the bus in the city center and found a suitable location according to the map amid the hustle and bustle.
Then he took out his cell phone.
"Lin Li: What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?"
"Chen Yuying: I am now lying on the bed in my room, waiting for the phone call that I had arranged this morning."
"Chen Yuying: Are you done with your work?"
"Lin Li: Is the address in the class directory correct?"
"Chen Yuying: Hmm? What's the matter?"
"Lin Li: That's right, isn't it? That's right, isn't it?"
"Chen Yuying: "The little bear nodded""
"Lin Li: Then is it convenient for you to go to the west side of your house and open a window to look down?"
"Chen Yuying: Eh?"
「Lin Li: "Pictures"」
Chen Yuying did not respond to this overhead photo of the building.
Lin Li stopped sending messages and stood on the street opposite the building, looking up at the fourteenth floor, waiting.
He didn't have to wait any longer, not even a minute, before a man appeared from the gap in the thick curtains and opened the window.
The movement was so fast that one could even hear the sound of "swish".
Chen Yuying leaned her hands on the window sill which was permeated with the night sky. The warm orange light coming from behind her cast a soft and warm glow on her hair which was tied up because she had just taken a shower.
The evening breeze swept across the fourteen-story building, creating ripples on her sleeves, and a few strands of hair brushed past her slightly opened lips in surprise, sparkling.
Lin Li's eyesight is very good now, so even though they are far away, he can still see clearly.
It's very nice to look at, and it's even worth turning on [Strength Recognition] to memorize it.
Of course, it’s hard to forget even if you don’t open it.
The WeChat call was connected instantly. Lin Li looked up and looked at Chen Yuying, with a smile in his voice: "Here I come, the phone call we agreed on is here."
"Lin Li, why are you here?"
The joy and surprise in the girl's voice could not be concealed at all, and she waved towards Lin Li.
"Aren't you being a bit overbearing? My current seat is public, so why can't I come?" Lin Li frowned.
Then he remembered that Chen Yuying probably couldn't see such subtle changes in his expression, so he simply stopped frowning.
"Heh—" Chen Yuying laughed crisply and pleasantly, and responded with a slightly sweet voice: "That's not what I meant. I was asking why you suddenly came downstairs of my house."
"I want to see you." Lin Li waved towards Chen Yuying with one hand.
The wind suddenly picked up without any warning, and Chen Yuying's hairband, which had not been tied properly due to her hasty movements, suddenly broke free, and she was swept into the night like a butterfly and fell to the ground.
The girl cried out softly and reached out her hand to try to grab it but her hand failed and she could only follow it with her eyes.
"What a coincidence, you're here."
There was a sound coming from the phone beside her ear, and Chen Yuying lowered her eyes and just happened to meet Lin Li's smiling palm below - the light blue lay quietly in his hand.
It's amazing.
When the wind is bad, the forest will stand well.
Lin Li put the headband directly on his wrist, and acted like a robber in a very brazen manner. He smiled into the phone and said, "Whatever falls into my hands is mine."
"But I've already bought a rubber band that's more suitable for your wrist." Chen Yuying answered in a soft voice, resting her chin on the windowsill, looking into Lin Li's eyes.
The rubber band is something used to declare sovereignty, so how could I not prepare it?
It’s just that it would look weird and deliberate for boys in school to have rubber bands on their hands, so I didn’t give it to him right away.
"Heh, monitor, maybe our identities are different. It's normal that you don't understand the living conditions of my class. A rich person like me usually has three sets of school uniforms for me to wear in turn."
Lin Li pretended to be surprised at first, then he laughed and said with pride and contempt:
"Class monitor, you wouldn't wear your school uniform until it turns white after washing it, right? Tsk, how pitiful."
"I know." Chen Yuying understood Lin Li's meaning and smiled in her pauses.
Looks like I have to pick a few more for this guy.
Anyone who heard this almost coquettish voice would immediately drop their disguise, but fortunately, Lin Li was not a human, so he was still immersed in his role-playing and said lightly:
"Squad leader, it's no use knowing. It's too late. Do you see the pathetic thick barrier between us?"
The girl leaning against the window on the fourteenth floor tilted her head and looked at the young master who was high above her downstairs. After pondering for a while, she nodded:
"Yes, Master Lin, did you see my father carrying cement and sand downstairs? If the elevator went well, he should be out now."
Master Lin: “(；☉_☉)?”
New account, don’t do it.
"I'm the young master! I'm not afraid of him!" Lin Li said sternly.
What responded to him on the phone was a girl's continuous laughter. On the windowsill, Chen Yuying even bent over because of this laughter.
"Then Lin Li, what are you doing hiding behind the trash can?"
——Just now, after hearing the news, Lin Li looked around and finally, regardless of the surprised looks of passers-by, he hid behind a public trash can in panic.
Of course, Chen Yuying upstairs saw the whole process clearly.
"Oh, so this is a trash can. I thought it was Bufan. Well, you said it was caused by this incident. I didn't hide. I just wanted to say hello to Bufan. Oh, it's all because of the two of them. They messed me up."
Lin Li stuck his head out and looked cautiously at the entrance of the building, while arguing into the phone.
Lin Li was really not afraid of Chen Zhongping before.
After all, I was still a Shenzhen resident at that time, so I wasn’t afraid of my shadow being slanted.
But now that I have really taken off Zhongdeng's little cotton-padded jacket and put it on myself, even if I am an immortal cultivator, I have to stay away from the spotlight for a while.
"Where is uncle?" Lin Li's voice soon became relaxed, and then he suddenly realized: "Uncle is carrying cement and sand downstairs, is he planning to repair this building?
I saw it a long time ago, this is a shoddy project!
It just so happens that I have experience, squad leader, let me tell you, for 32.5-grade cement, when it comes to plastering the floor, the most suitable ratio of mud to sand is 1:4.5..."
Lin Li began to teach the art of civil engineering.
These knowledge points were taught to me by Grandpa Fu in the morning and have been verified through my own practice.
But, if the purpose is to pour water on a human pillar and you want to know how to minimize the stench of the dead inside from being emitted, don’t ask Lin Li, because your grandfather didn’t teach you.
Lin Li didn't want to know the ratio either, there was no need.
It is of no use. In a society ruled by law, what’s the point of knowing it?
"You were lying, he didn't come downstairs. My dad is in the bathroom. Don't hide behind the trash can. Passersby will think you are sick. Several people who just passed by turned back and kept looking at you after they walked away." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"I turned back only because I'm handsome," Lin Li immediately stood up and straightened his collar, "And I'm not hiding. I've already said that I'm the young master, I'm not afraid of him!"
Chen Yuying changed the subject: "But now we really have to go downstairs."
The young master immediately squatted down, returned to Bai Bufan's arms, turned into a secret agent, and stared at the entrance of the building furtively.
Ever since coming to the window, Chen Yuying couldn't calm down.
However, Lin Li's exaggerated action this time was too fake.
Chen Yuying could clearly see that Lin Li was just cooperating with her and making her laugh.
But even knowing this, Chen Yuying still couldn't help herself. She even felt an extra sense of happiness when she thought that this was the attitude that Lin Li showed specially for her.
"Are you lying to me again?" Lin Li asked after waiting for a while and not seeing Chen Zhongping.
“I really didn’t lie to you this time, but it’s not my dad who’s going downstairs, it’s me.” Chen Yuying waved at Lin Li from the window and stepped back: “Master, wait for me to find you~”
"If this is inconvenient, then why not?" But Lin Li shook his head and stopped him with a smile:
"I came here today purely because I wanted to see you.
As for the reason, it is actually very simple. After we came back from National Day, we saw each other every day. There were always active and passive reasons for us to meet on Saturdays. We saw each other every day before we got together, so it doesn’t make sense that we couldn’t see each other on the first weekend after we got together.
So here I am, it's that simple.
Now that the mission has been accomplished, it has been completed, we can just wait for tomorrow.
Your parents are home now, right? There's no need to explain so much to me."
This was indeed Lin Li's real reason for coming here today, and it was not a temporary idea. He had planned to do this on Friday.
To some extent, it can be considered as a kind of "spark-renewing" behavior.
"No," Chen Yuying said this when Lin Li could no longer see her. "I told my dad to go downstairs to pick up the package and then buy a drink. As long as it doesn't take too long, no one will notice."
"You want to see me, and I want to see you, but I want to be closer. You've walked so far toward me, so I have to run to you too."
Even a person with a heart as strong as a rock would not be able to resist hearing such words. Lin Li can be a human being this time.
Besides, Lin Li also wanted to get closer, so he had no choice but to smile and nod: "Okay, I'll wait for you."
In fact, Lin Li wanted to go up by himself.
He has the courage to do so.
Of course, I don’t mean the courage to enter through the main entrance.
But it was the courage to climb up from Chen Yuying's long hair hanging from the window.
——Tall buildings, princes, princesses, and evil wizards, these elements are quite complete, aren’t they?
…
Chen Zhongping walked out of the bathroom and saw Chen Yuying putting on her shoes at the entrance.
"Yingying, you want to go downstairs? Where are you going?" Chen Zhongping asked in surprise.
Chen Yuying seldom goes out after taking a bath.
"Go downstairs to pick up a package, and maybe buy a drink." Chen Yuying looked up at her father and spoke out what she had in mind.
"Oh." Chen Zhong straightened his bathrobe and nodded.
Without giving it much thought, Chen Zhongping's imagination was not rich enough at the moment. He could not guess for the time being that the pillar of the country that he had been thinking about was waiting for him downstairs in his house.
But it was really hard not to notice the joyful aura that Chen Yuying exuded, so Chen Zhongping still remained curious and asked casually:
"What did you buy? It's here. You look so happy."
"It has nothing to do with the express delivery." Chen Yuying tied her shoelaces, stood up, and said to Chen Zhongping in a cheerful voice with a smile.
"Then why are you so happy?"
Chen Yuying thought about it, and after a moment of silence, she said, "Because I learned something new."
"oh?"
His daughter is indeed a person who gets happy when she learns something new, but she has been playing with her parents all day, and the tutor will not come home until tomorrow, so Chen Zhongping asked:
"What knowledge?"
Chen Yuying looked cunning: "Dad, for cement with a grade of 32.5, the most suitable ratio of mud to sand is 1:4.5 for plastering the floor..."
Chen Zhongping: "(;☉_☉)?"
“…”
"Why are you studying this?" Chen Zhongping was stunned. "Wait, Yingying, you are not interested in civil engineering, are you?"
This kind of thing is a tonic!
Chen Zhongping definitely doesn't want to see his daughter getting dirty!
When Chen Yuying saw this reaction, she laughed contentedly: "No~"
"Then why did you suddenly learn this?"
"That's not important." Chen Yuying had already retreated to the door and looked at her father with a smile: "Also, Dad, you should take care of your figure."
"It's normal for people to gain weight in middle age. Your father is already in good shape, but my friends are all out of shape." Chen Zhongping said this, but he still wrapped his 'deep V' bathrobe tighter.
Chen Yuying pursed her lips.
Will Lin Li also gain weight?
Chen Yuying didn't want the muscles seen in the photos taken this afternoon to disappear.
Then I'll have to take care of him myself.
The more I think about this, the more I want to see him. It's time to go~
“Bang.”
Seeing that Chen Yuying didn't respond to him and closed the door, Chen Zhongping smiled and shook his head, walked to the living room, fumbled with his clothes, saw a pen and paper on the coffee table in the living room, and walked over to pick them up.
On the wide sofa, a woman with a facial mask was lying lazily.
Originally, the woman's eyes were always looking at the direction of Chen Yuying's departure from the house. When her vision was blocked, her attention shifted to her husband who was beginning to memorize something:
"Ping, what are you writing?"
"Studying, for cement with grade 32.5, when used for floor plastering, the most suitable mud-sand ratio is 1:4.5..." Without his cell phone, Chen Zhongping wrote and read at the same time.
"Why are you memorizing this?" the woman asked with amusement, "Do you still need this?"
"That's not important." Chen Zhongping waved his hand. "Who knows? You never stop learning."
What you can use is what you can use.
Unfortunately, the knowledge his daughter learned was too one-sided. Chen Zhongping felt that it would be better if there was a technique and ratio that could minimize the time it took to release the stench of the dead inside the human pillar.
Seeing this, the woman smiled and shook her head, turned her head to look in the direction of the street outside the building, then lay on her back on the sofa, closed her eyes and continued to apply the facial mask.
People often think of someone in their hearts, and there are many reasons for this.
Maybe it's because of curiosity and anticipation, maybe it's because of love and longing, or maybe it's because I simply want him to die.
But, in short, Chen Yuying's family of three are indeed thinking of the same person at this moment.
(End of this chapter)
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