Chapter 445: Perhaps there is a material that is more comfortable than silicone
Fortunately, good key middle schools are not worse than vocational high schools, otherwise Bai Bufan would regret it for the rest of his life.
The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, and the second best time is now. Bai Bufan, who had obtained the Burning Technique, took the eye drops and immediately began to look for a suitable posture, ready to enjoy his arrogant sleep.
But the next second, he suddenly opened his eyes again and stared at Lin Li:
"Lin Li, if, I mean if, if you meet Xue Jian on your way to tutoring later, you wouldn't say to him, 'Teacher, Bai Bufan is sleeping. Don't believe his words about resting his eyes, just arrest him,' right?"
Lin Li: “…”
"You don't trust me?"
"Haha, besides Wang Ze, what is your credibility like in the eyes of the rest of us? You only care about your AC number?"
Bai Bufan sneered. Seeing Lin Li's reaction, he became more determined. He sat up and patted his face to sober himself up a little.
"No, I have to make sure there's no risk before I can sleep peacefully. It's a good opportunity to finish my homework first."
"Go to sleep, I won't do that." Lin Li said sadly.
"I don't believe it."
Trust was becoming increasingly difficult to find between people. Now, no one believed his lies. Lin Li could only shake his head with regret.
After a while, he noticed that Chen Yuying had finished packing and gave him a look to leave, so he nodded, walked out of the classroom, and went to the multimedia hall with her.
"Did your uncle mention me to you after he returned?" Lin Li asked on the way there.
"You don't even have to go back. I mentioned it in the car." Chen Yuying's lips curled up slightly, as if she found it interesting. "They say you're honest and quiet, but you're unwilling to suffer any loss and you're full of tricks. I have to be careful when dealing with you, or you might get sold out..."
Oh my god, Zhongdeng is so bad.
I won’t tell you much truth, just admit it myself. What does it mean to be old?
Although I am indeed one of the eighteenth-year-old students in Class Four, I am still a young student in society.
"Is the slander so severe?" Seeing Chen Yuying still chattering with a smile, Lin Li couldn't help but feel worried.
I have finally established a good relationship with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, and have them do what I want. But it may be difficult for me to adjust the direction of the family wind in Zhongdeng.
"It's not slander. Objectively speaking, what he said was very objective." Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying smiled and gave Lin Li a glare.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly and turned to look at Chen Yuying:
"Squad leader, have you ever heard Xu Liang's song?"
"What song?"
"Let me think about how to sing it... I remember now, ahem—" Lin Li cleared his throat and sang the song in a clip style:
"You can't be objective~ You're getting closer~ Where are you looking~ And you're pretending to be so calm~ You can't be objective~ It's all my fault for being so beautiful~"
The imitation of the female voice stopped abruptly at this point, and Lin Li immediately put on a serious scientific research face and emphasized to Chen Yuying:
"Obviously, this song points out that for someone like me who is 'born beautiful', objectivity is not desirable, so when evaluating things related to me, we must be subjective.
Now, squad leader, I'll give you one more chance to choose your words. I hope you'll take advantage of it, okay?"
"Well, subjectively speaking, I think what he said was wrong and excessive. How could he say that about you?"
Chen Yuying had been laughing since Lin Li started singing. After listening to Lin Li's logic, she naturally chose to follow Lin Li's words - after pretending to think for a second, she stood on the same line of indignation as him.
He also didn't forget to move closer and closer, just like the song, pretending to be very calm.
"Are you satisfied with this?" After saying that, Chen Yuying raised her head slightly as if to seek credit and looked at Lin Li.
"I'm not satisfied." After looking around to confirm that there were no teachers around, Lin Li pinched Chen Yuying's cheek, smiled brightly and shook his head, "Because subjectively, I think what you said is very objective, not subjective. Isn't it all the truth?"
"Shameless~"
After arriving at the multimedia hall and waiting for the start time, coach Hua Ming came to teach.
The content of the class was not surprising, it was just explaining the test paper for the preliminary round in the afternoon.
As for when the specific results of the preliminary round will be released, the grading time will definitely be longer than the monthly exams, but it will not be too late. It is estimated that it will be released on Wednesday or Thursday.
Therefore, Hua Ming suggested that everyone should come to tutoring as usual on Tuesday night, unless they are sure that they have no chance in the preliminary round, in which case they can choose not to come.
Time passed and the bell rang, signaling the end of the first evening study session.
Hua Ming had just finished explaining a question, so he ended the get out of class, letting everyone rest for a while while he drank some water.
Chen Yuying got up and went to the bathroom.
Lin Li had no such worldly desires, so he didn't follow. With nothing to do, he looked at Chen Tianming in the front row and tapped the bottom of his chair with the toe of his shoe.
"What's wrong?" Chen Tianming turned around and looked at Lin Li.
"Didn't do well in the test? Did you make mistakes on unexpected questions?" Lin Li asked.
"How do you know?"
"Because you used a red pen to make corrections on the test paper at first, but then used a black pen to make corrections later." Lin Li smiled.
Anyone who has been to school knows that when the papers are suddenly marked with a black pen, it means that the student feels that the wrong answers to these questions should be excessive, and that there are too many mistakes overall, so it's time to be more careful.
Chen Tianming: “…”
"That's right," Chen Tianming nodded in agreement. "I worked hard on the competition questions and achieved some results, but I didn't expect to make a mistake on the non-competition content."
"As expected, you can't just pop champagne at halftime. If we go by the qualifying score Hua Ming mentioned, I can't say I can make it. I even feel like there's a good chance I'll be eliminated. Qiaoqiao, on the other hand, is pretty stable. At least her chances are better than mine."
The full score for the preliminary round paper is 200 points. Based on the difficulty of the paper, Hua Ming estimated that the qualifying score is around 140 points.
Actually, it’s not that high, after all, it’s a local competition that has just been held for a short time.
Looking at Chen Tianming who looked a little jaded, Lin Li quickly comforted him:
"It's okay, it's okay, Tianming. If you really get eliminated, I will help you take care of Yao Qiaoqiao. You can go without worry.
If you have any plans to pick up girls, please tell me. Although I have a girlfriend and am not suitable to help you, I can find other single men who have advanced to the semi-finals to help you pick up girls and fulfill your last wish. "
"Then you are a beast." Now that Yao Qiaoqiao was not around, Chen Tianming smiled and raised his middle finger to Lin Li.
Then, he leaned his head back on the table and held up the test paper. "There are still 17 questions. After I wrote down the answers, I forgot that I could continue to simplify them, so I didn't simplify them."
"Oh, I hope the examiner will be more lenient with the papers."
"Please."
Lin Li glanced at Chen Tianming and said, "Most of the examiners for the competition are men. You don't have much chance."
Chen Tianming didn't react at first, and was still wondering if Lin Li's words were due to the male teacher's strictness. But the next second, he suddenly remembered that the name of the creature in front of him was Lin Li, and suddenly he had an epiphany.
Lin Li also added at this time:
"If the teacher grading your paper was a female, she would definitely not be young to be in the competition grading team, so she should be more lenient. But Tianming, what does this have to do with you?"
Chen Tianming: “(□)＝＝＝))!”
really!
Evil beast!
"Lin Li, what the hell is this? Relax a little," Chen Tianming couldn't help but point at Lin Li's nose and cursed, "You bastard!!"
"What are you talking about?" Chen Yuying walked from the door to the aisle and asked with a smile as she walked towards her seat.
Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li, indicating that he should explain himself.
If you let me speak, I will tell you the truth.
"We're talking about Louis XVI, the man who bowed his head," Lin Li smiled, then looked at Chen Yuying: "Class leader, let me test you. Do you know what happened to Louis XVI's head after he bowed his head?"
Chen Yuying blinked, shook her head and said nothing.
I regret asking.
But Lin Li himself was able to keep his words to himself and gave the answer with a smile: "The old head, it was transferred upstairs, so it was collected by upstairs."
Chen Yuying: “…”
Please forward this to pay your boyfriend’s advertising fee.
"Why is the version I heard different?" Chen Tianming frowned slightly. "I remember it was given to Zhao Yun. When I played King of Glory, Zhao Yun kept saying 'I take the severed head'. Doesn't that mean he has a habit of this?"
Lin Li pondered for a moment, frowned and said, "...That seems to make sense."
It was difficult to judge who was right between him and Chen Tianming, so Lin Li turned his gaze to Chen Yuying: "Squad Leader, which of us do you think is more likely to be the truth?"
Chen Yuying: “…”
"I'm a little sleepy. I'm going to sleep first." In order to protect her merits, Chen Yuying quickly buried her head in her arms.
There was no other way, so Lin Li had to discuss it with Chen Tianming himself.
But until the class started, there was no clear winner.
In the end, in order to avoid damaging the relationship, the two men agreed that Louis XVI's head was cut in half just like Li Si's, with Zhuan Zhuan taking back half and Zhao Yun keeping the other half. Both of them were right.
After hearing the two people's conclusions, Chen Yuying slept even more soundly.
…
The test paper was finished in just one night.
Chen Yuying is confident of advancing to the semi-finals, not to mention Lin Li.
There are still twenty minutes before school is over, so we remain relatively quiet on the way back to the classroom, just chatting quietly.
Arrived at Class 4.
Lin Li chose to enter through the back door and was stunned when he opened the door.
Because there is someone in my position.
Xue Jian.
Xue Jian pushed his chair back slightly at this moment, and monitored the entire classroom from the lower left corner, just like when he was invigilating the exam.
It's really nothing.
What "could count" was that Bai Bufan was still sleeping, and what he was holding in his hand was the secret treasure given to him by Lin Li - eye drops.
Perhaps he was awakened by the sound of the back door and the front door opening immediately afterwards. Bai Bufan, who was originally sleeping soundly, shook his whole body, opened his eyes, pursed his lips, and looked at the classroom with a dazed look.
He felt Lin Li patting his shoulder, but Bai Bufan ignored it. The first thing he wanted to do when he woke up at this time was to confirm whether the teacher was there, so the first thing Bai Bufan looked at was the front door, the back door and the podium.
After seeing that the ones who caused the commotion were Lin Li, Chen Yuying, Zhuo Yongfei and others, Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief and immediately determined that the current situation was that they had simply finished their tutoring.
That's okay.
"Lin Li" patted his shoulder again.
"you--"
Hey, wait a minute.
Bai Bufan suddenly felt himself awake.
If Lin Li is at the back door now, who was the person who just patted his left shoulder?
The shoulder was patted again, a little harder this time.
Bai Bufan really wanted to ask, "Who are you sending it to?", but after noticing the gazes of Lin Li and his friends in the back row, it was difficult for him to guess who was sitting next to him.
Clenching the eye drops in his hand, Bai Bufan turned back awkwardly, and successfully met the gaze of Xue Jian, who had an expressionless face.
Xue Jian raised his chin: "Are you awake?"
Bai Bufan had not forgotten Lin Li's teachings. He immediately laughed and shook the eye drops in his hand towards Xue Jian, explaining, "I'm not sleeping, Teacher. I just put in the eye drops and I'm closing my eyes to digest them."
Xue Jian chuckled and said calmly, "So it took you a full half hour to digest it?"
Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"
no?
Old Jiantou?
You didn't watch it for a full half hour, did you?
Bai Bufan's smile froze on his face. How should he handle this situation? Teacher Lin Li hadn't taught him yet...
With this thought, Bai Bufan moved his pupils and locked onto the approaching Lin Li: "What should I do? Help me, what should I do? Help me, what should I do..."
Under Bai Bufan's expectant and pleading gaze, Lin Li took action.
He was angry and heartbroken:
"Bai Bufan, I've told you so many times not to sleep during evening study, why didn't you listen? I remember you were sleeping when I left, right?
So you slept from 6:00 to 9:00? Oh my god! That's not just half an hour, you slept for three full hours!
You actually wasted an entire evening study session like this! I'm so ashamed of you! I don't even want to be associated with you!
Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"
Fuck you.
born.
Pure birth.
…
After school, I returned home and practiced for a while, and it was already twelve o'clock.
A new week has arrived.
[You have refreshed the "AS Interference Attachment Bullet": 50 system currency (limit 1 per day), do you want to replace it?]
[AS Interference Attachment Bomb: After hitting the target mecha, it will instantly attach firmly and can be remotely detonated at any time. If it misses, it will automatically patrol.
After detonation, a jamming pulse and force field will be released. Depending on the quality of the mecha, the jamming effect ranges from slowed reaction to complete destruction. It lasts for one hour. Some jamming effects are irreversible and will not disappear when the pulse disappears.
It is a mecha-related prop.
One piece of ammunition costs 50 system currency, which is actually not cheap.
Although Lin Li has a collecting habit and likes to enrich his inventory, he did not buy anything this time because he currently holds 990 system currency, which is just enough to buy the "Certificate of Telepathy".
Although Linli believes that the effect of this item is not as good as the "Certificate of Heaven", it is still a permanent positive gain. Buying it late may not necessarily get you a discount, but buying it early will definitely allow you to enjoy it early. This is a product that those who wait and see may lose money.
So save some system currency first.
After using up this week's free refresh opportunity and sorting out some things, Lin Li headed to the "All-Female World".
This time, the maximum stay limit has reached nine and a half hours. As for the flow rate ratio with real time, if nothing unexpected happens, it should become 90:1.
He checked the "trap" he had left behind when he left last time, and as expected, it had not been triggered, and there was nothing unusual around him.
Since I had expected it, I wasn't disappointed at all.
I planned to do the same as before, continue picking up parts for a few hours, and then leave early.
This month's system world is like a vacation for Lin Li. He is not disappointed with this and even thinks it is pretty good.
But the system always asks Lin Li to translate what a fucking surprise is.
…
"I've beaten my wife and my father. I've beaten my son for being disobedient. I've beaten my grandmother and my grandmother-in-law. I've beaten my third uncle and his wife-in-law. I've beaten my buddies and my mother. I've beaten a bunch of people on the kang. I've beaten my grandfather and my sister. I beat my sister until her face was covered in blood."
The mobile phone in his pocket was playing a rap. Lin Li, who had been dismembering the body to obtain parts for over an hour, continued to listen to the song "We must first stabilize the country before we can resist foreign aggression" and worked leisurely.
Something strange happened.
"Boom—hum—"
A dull and violent sound of metal twisting came violently from a distance and spread to this place.
The loud noise suddenly exploded at the bottom of the silent canyon, instantly drowning out the singing.
After a while, a gust of wind swept over here from a distance. Although it was not so obvious, it still rolled up thick fog and hit the forest facade.
Raising his eyebrows slightly, Lin Li immediately dropped the rusty connecting rod he was struggling to twist and raised his head.
The direction of the sound was clearly discernible, it should be not far in front of him.
This was definitely not the sound of the natural collapse of rock debris.
Lin Li looked at the wreckage of the mecha under his feet.
More like, freshly baked.
Although Lin Li accepted that nothing happened, he did not resist changes in things.
Therefore, after taking out protective clothing and other protective gear that could improve his safety from the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd", Lin Li quickly walked towards the source of the sound.
More than ten minutes later, when the mist illuminated by the flashlight had already visibly rolled, Lin Li more steadily took out the guns - the batch of weapons he had taken from the doomsday world.
Continuing to approach, the flashlight beam successfully illuminated a few meters away.
It was indeed a newly crashed mecha.
At this moment, the mecha fell into the mud in a sideways posture, with most of its body deeply stuck in the mud, creating a shallow pit.
The warning light on the outer shell was even flashing faintly at this moment.
Some joints and broken tubes were still twitching nervously, making a "sizzling" sound of electricity.
White cooling steam mixed with green smoke produced by the leakage of some unknown liquid continued to emerge from the damaged area and spread at the bottom of the dark canyon, carrying a pungent smell of burning metal and chemicals.
At this moment, the cockpit door is still closed.
After standing there for a while, seeing that the system was still unwilling to issue the task, Lin Li had no choice but to approach carefully and quickly.
Circling half a circle around the new mecha, the flashlight beam carefully scanned its overall outline.
Lin Li has extensive experience in picking up trash at the bottom of the canyon and is considered "well-informed." The appearance and style of this mecha are quite similar to some of the wreckage, but of course, they are not exactly the same.
Just as the flashlight beam passed over the hatch on the main trunk—
"Chi——"
With a faint but clear sound of hydraulic pressure relief, the main cockpit door, which was obviously deformed but still structurally intact, suddenly opened a gap in the white smoke, and a more intense heat and irritating smoke suddenly gushed out.
Is the mecha's escape system still struggling to operate?
Lin Li did not think that there must be someone inside just because the hatch opened automatically, because the hatches of most of the mecha wreckage at the bottom of the canyon were open, but Lin Li had never seen any local corpse in or near them.
Based on the canyon's ability to restrict mechas, Lin Li's current judgment is that these may be unmanned mechas used for scientific research in this area.
But Lin Li soon realized that his judgment this time was wrong.
Because there was a noise heard from inside the cabin, and then a figure appeared from inside the cabin, but was wrapped in the white smoke spewing out of the cabin and could not be seen clearly.
Seeing this, Lin Li stopped where he was and raised his eyebrows slightly.
There were people? He was finally going to see his first living creature, a native of this world?
Lin Li couldn't help but feel a little excited.
After all, it is the world of women that he has always dreamed of.
Fantasies instantly popped up in my mind: the tsundere and competitive Asuka? The cold and unfeeling Rei Ayanami? Shinji Ikari, with his butt stuck to the chair?
The thick smoke was still rolling, and Lin Li waved his flashlight.
then--
A, no, a mass of objects, surrounded by smoke, crawled out from the narrow hatch, and fell on the mud beside the mecha with a "plop", splashing a few drops of mud.
Lin Li was stunned.
His flashlight beam subconsciously focused on the past.
Without the smoke from the hatch, oh wow, Lin Li could see clearly now.
Not a queen, not a loli, not three-no.
This isn't even human.
This is a large mass of translucent gelatinous slime.
(End of this chapter)
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