Chapter 246: Bai Bufan in middle age, the toilet lid is
closed in an unknown way. In front of Bai Bufan is a terrifying reasoning question.
If there is no water in the toilet, what is Lin Li's hand just now?
What is the liquid that splashed on his face and some of the liquid in his mouth? !
Lin Li's light laughter and answer just now echoed in Bai Bufan's ears at this moment, and the lingering sound was lingering: ~What~water~is~urine~
Could it be that this guy who talks nonsense, just this time, told the truth...
That kind of thing, don't do it!
"Lin——! Li——!" Thinking of this, Bai Bufan rushed out of the toilet with red eyes and red face.
If I can't have red eyes when I see you again~Can I still have a red face~
...
"What happened?" Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan who came back again in confusion.
Just now, Lin Li came back first, but in less than half a minute, Bai Bufan rushed over and dragged Lin Li away again.
Now he is back in less than a minute.
"It's okay, it's okay." Bai Bufan smiled embarrassedly.
It was a false alarm.
It turned out that there was a sink in the corner of the toilet, which was originally used to wash mops and other cleaning tools. There was a faucet there, and there was water. Lin Li washed his hands there.
Come to think of it, it was neither the disobedient summer nor the shrinking winter, so Lin Li would not urinate so inaccurately that he would miss a hand.
"Continue eating." Bai Bufan said to the three of them.
Although puzzled, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying did not ask any more questions.
Lin Li was also ready to continue eating, but suddenly narrowed his eyes.
He started from zero frame, grabbed Bai Bufan's collar fiercely, and asked with a cruel arc at the corner of his mouth: "Wait a minute, Bai Bufan, so when you f*cking came out and grabbed my clothes just now, did you not wash your hands?"
Huh?
Bai Bufan blinked, blinked again, then turned around and stretched out his hand, saying in a voice full of childish innocence:
"Wow, Lin Li, look at this spicy wing, it seems to be really delicious!"
Lin Li: "?"
"Fuck you!"
...
After lunch, because they were not in a hurry, and the club was relatively remote, taxis were expensive, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan had never experienced the subway, so the four of them chose to take the subway to the shooting club.
The subway also has security checks. When you pass through the security check gate, the number of tasks will increase by one.
But the types naturally did not change.
Scanning the code to pass the gate, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked left and right, with scrutiny and curiosity in their eyes.
After all, these are indeed scenery that Xi Ling will never see.
Although Nansang is not a particularly backward and dilapidated county town - having a Nansang train station is already valuable, but for a subway that is exclusive to the city, it would be a victory for Pingjiang City to have a subway that can reach the Nansang area within ten years.
"I always do subways and subways in the questions, and today I finally saw it." Bai Bufan whispered to Lin Li with emotion.
Just like the Children's Palace is always mentioned in elementary school questions, it takes Xiao Ming six minutes to get to the Children's Palace from home, but some people can't walk there in their entire lives.
"I've always heard that the subway is the intestines of the city, and the passengers are the feces that shuttle through it. Finally, we have the opportunity to become this piece of feces." Lin Li also whispered to Bai Bufan with emotion.
Bai Bufan: "?"
Your mother.
Can you express some normal emotions.
"You are also feces even if you don't take the subway, Lin Li."
"No wonder you and I have such a good relationship, you covet my body." Lin Li chose to kill 800 enemies and hurt himself 1,000.
Although it was the weekend, because the route was relatively remote, there was more than enough space on the subway, and I couldn't feel what it was like to squeeze into the subway.
The subway of more than ten minutes passed in a flash.
"In the past, the trains were very slow, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the subway is very fast. I fell in love with ten people in six stops." After getting off the subway, Lin Li stretched and sighed.
"Then you are useless. I have fallen in love with at least thirty or forty women." Bai Bufan felt that he had won, and then he said, "But you say, why can such an ugly person fall in love?"
There are many couples on the subway on weekends. I was already annoyed by Lin Li's provocation today, and Bai Bufan was even more aggressive.
"Because Midea is selling air conditioners." Lin Li was already looking at the map navigation with Chen Yuying, studying which subway exit to go out, and he responded casually after hearing this.
"...It's so cold."
The four of them scanned the code to leave the station.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying planned to go to the toilet, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan waited at the door.
"It's only four yuan," Bai Bufan sighed again after checking the payment information on his phone. At the same
time, he made up his mind and ignited his fighting spirit: "I must stay in the big city and fight hard in the future." "Many years later, Bai Bufan finished his last plane and ate his last good meal in Pingjiang City. He recalled the oath he made on this day of that year, smiled sadly and desperately, took empty steps, went to the toilet, buried his head in the stinking toilet, and ended his life by drowning himself."
An elegant voice slowly floated over.
It sounds good.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Lin Li, don't fucking add narration here!"
"Who the fuck told you that fighting hard means masturbating and eating good meals! You apologize to this word!"
"And even if my future life is desperate, if I really have to commit suicide, I can't choose this way, right? Is this the only way humans can think of to commit suicide? Suicide, at least let me commit suicide decently!!"
Bai Bufan almost yelled into Lin Li's ears, deafening.
"Oh, sorry," Lin Li corrected his mistake, cleared his throat again, and spoke in the tone of the documentary:
"Many years later, Bai Bufan shot his last plane in Pingjiang City and ate his last Pinhao meal. He recalled the oath he made on this day that year, smiled sadly and desperately, put on a decent second-hand pirated suit, took empty steps, went to the toilet, buried his head in the clean toilet, and ended his life by drowning himself."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Wait.
"You just put on a fucking suit and wiped a toilet for me! It was a fucking second-hand pirated suit! I don't want this kind of respectability, bastard! Do you have to drown yourself in the toilet! At least you can say a bathtub! Isn't a bathtub okay!"
Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's sleeve and roared loudly.
Lin Li shook his head without hesitation: "What are you thinking about? How can there be a bathtub in your shabby rental house? The bathroom is only two square meters. You usually take a shower by squatting on the toilet lid."
Bai Bufan: "?"
He was completely stunned.
It seems to make sense.
"Oh, so, so that makes sense..." Bai Bufan just loosened his hand slightly, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and he tried again: "No! Reasonable to your mother! This is all your malicious setting that you made up out of thin air, beast!"
Lin Li was very helpless, it was really hard to serve: "Why are you like Pi Yanzi, so many trivial matters?"
Bai Bufan: "?"
He couldn't beat him, and he couldn't scold him. Bai Bufan decided to go home and let his mother guess.
After the two girls came out, the four of them walked to the club. It was not far away, 300 meters in a straight line, and they walked for five or six minutes.
The club covers a large area.
There is also security check at the door here, and if iron objects are found on people, they must be taken out and shown to the staff. To some extent, the strictness is stricter than the subway.
Unfortunately, although the detectors held by the staff look different from those in subways and high-speed railways, including the security gates, the type of system remains the same.
It seems that the system will judge the same "formation" set by different "people".
It seems that it is more feasible to complete this task in the hospital.
"Hello, I have an appointment. My name is Lin Li. Four of you, can you help me check it?" After the four people passed the security check, Lin Li said to the front desk.
"Okay, I have found it. Please wait."
Soon, two coaches, a man and a woman, came up.
"Hello everyone, we are your accompanying coaches. My last name is Shi and her last name is Lu. You can call us Coach Shi or Brother or Sister." The man introduced.
"Yes." Coach Lu also smiled and nodded.
"Hello, Coach Shi, Coach Lu."
"Come with me now." The two coaches led the four people to the inside of the club. There were pictures and introductions of guns on both sides of the road.
The destination was not a shooting range, but an open space inside the club that looked more like a merchandise area. Lin Li saw that there were also marked shell crafts for sale.
The price is not too expensive, and you can buy a shell keychain as a souvenir when you leave.
As for the shells after the ammunition you bought is used up, you cannot take any of them with you. If you take them with you, the Demon Suppression Division will come to talk to you.
"As for the protective gear here, you can choose it yourself." Coach Shi pointed to a wall of goggles, earmuffs, gloves, vests, knee pads and other shooting equipment stacked beside him and said.
"If you are a novice, you must choose goggles and earmuffs, and you can match other protective gear according to your needs."
"Then look over here."
"The room with the door open on the left is the photo-taking and check-in area of our club. Although we will help you take photos and record videos when you enter the shooting range later, we are not professionals after all. In addition, due to the regulations of the shooting range and the limitations of the camera positions, we may not be able to take photos that satisfy you.
This area was specially set up by the club to satisfy customers' regrets in this regard.
We have already set up the scenery inside, and there are also outdoor scenes outside. If you want to take photos yourself, you can take
them at these locations. At the same time, we provide rental services for imitation guns, fake grenades, ammunition belts and some decorations. The rental of these decorative props will be waived at the final settlement as long as your per capita consumption in the club is over 200 yuan, so you can rent them with confidence, just don't damage them."
"Then here is the paper menu. Scan the QR code here to get the electronic menu. You can look at it and choose what firearms to use later.
My personal suggestion is that for novices, especially the two girls, pistols are more suitable for live ammunition shooting. If you want to try rifles, you can try air guns first.
For boys, you should have your own plans when you come to this kind of place, so I won't say much.
Then Coach Lu and I will be here all the time. If you have any questions, whether it is about firearms or protective gear, you can ask us first."
After a brief introduction, perhaps considering that there are outsiders and it is uncomfortable to discuss anything, the two coaches sat aside and waited.
It's good, at least they won't stand aside and look at the menu all the time, which puts pressure on them.
Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked at each other, and there was nothing unexpected, so they ran directly to the photo room without even looking at the menu.
Lin Li let them go, and he and Bai Bufan sat on the sofa with the list.
"Lin Li, do you have the White Tiger-Scar Light automatic rifle?" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands excitedly, as if he was a fly.
He still couldn't forget his Bai family skills.
"No." Lin Li said disdainfully. There was no need to look through the menu. Bai Bufan was playing CrossFire.
"Lin Li, do you have Fire Kirin?"
"No."
"Lin Li, do you have Golden Rose?"
"...No."
"Then there is..." Before Bai Bufan could finish his question, Lin Li looked up and interrupted him.
Lin Li sneered, "Bai Bufan, if you keep talking, I'll nail your mouth shut."
Bai Bufan blinked and shut up.
After hesitating for a moment, Bai Bufan turned his head to look at Coach Shi not far away and asked, "Coach Shi, do you have a nail gun here?"
Coach Shi: "?"
Who the hell comes to the shooting club to experience the nail gun?
Turn right and walk 800 meters. There is a VIP at the civil engineering site.
"No." Coach Shi smiled and shook his head.
Bai Bufan was not disappointed with this answer. He smiled. He turned his head and looked at Lin Li again, and continued to ask with a provocative look, "Lin Li, do you have Star God 98K?"
Lin Li: "..."
Damn!
This bastard asked Coach Shi if he had a nail gun not because he really wanted to play with it, but to make sure that nothing could nail his broken mouth shut!!
"Coach Shi, do you really not have a nail gun? If you don't have a nail gun, just nails will do." So it was Lin Li's turn to look at Coach Shi hopefully.
Coach Shi: "?"
Buy one get one free for problem children?
Turn right and 800 meters away, there are two VIPs at the civil engineering site.
"No." Coach Shi's smile was a little difficult.
Bai Bufan was even more proud: "Lin Li, you are out of ideas, right?"
"Bufan, have you heard of a kind of boxing that falls from nails, the nail fist?" Lin Li closed the menu and asked in a low voice.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Wait--"
After taking two nail punches, Bai Bufan also became honest.
The two began to formally choose the types of firearms they would experience later.
There are actually many types, but the two are not gun fans. They only know the more famous guns and cannons in the game.
And those are basically not available here.
For example, the Armstrong Cyclone Accelerator Jet Armstrong Cannon.
For example, the American-made Smith & Wesson M917.
"Coach Shi, I want to ask, after we buy ten rounds, can I experience five rounds and he experience five rounds?" Bai Bufan looked up and asked Coach Shi.
Except for sniper rifles, other firearms and live ammunition are basically purchased in units of ten rounds.
"Yes, but the waiting party must wait outside through the glass door, and follow my instructions when changing people." Coach Shi nodded.
Because when shooting live ammunition, the coach must ensure that he has the ability to control this space, and the number of "outsiders" must not be greater than the number of coaches. If Bai Bufan wants to stand by when Lin Li is shooting, he must have another coach to watch him.
It's okay, but it costs extra money, so it's not necessary.
"That doesn't matter." Bai Bufan nodded.
"Why are you so frugal?" Lin Li heard this and looked at Bai Bufan and said with a smile.
"Fuck, ten shots will cost nearly two hundred yuan. Even if you don't feel bad about the money, I do. You should save money where you can and spend it where you can. Instead of spending it here, you might as well use it to honor your deskmate."
Bai Bufan shook his head and said,
"And this way you can experience more types. To be honest, if you didn't buy ten, I would really like to just shoot one shot of each." "
That's fine. If you're not satisfied, I can add more time." Lin Li nodded.
"I think you're missing Xiao Jing too much, you call this an extra hour." Bai Bufan said with disdain, then lowered his voice and asked in a low voice: "Lin Li, you are well-informed, has Feifei come out? Where is she working now? How is she doing recently?"
Lin Li: "..."
"Stupid." Lin Li commented sharply.
In the end, the two decided to experience the classic Type 92 pistol, the AK47 automatic rifle that must be tasted, and the Type 95 sniper rifle.
Six hundred yuan has been spent here alone.
After confirming with Coach Shi, he went to prepare first.
There was no point in staring at Coach Lu here, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to the clock-in room to see why Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan had not come out for so long.
When Lin Li entered the door, Chen Yuying was in front of the floor-length mirror, turning sideways and looking back to adjust the tightness of her tactical vest with her hands.
The beautiful girl's curves were exposed, and she looked up when she heard the voice.
She had put on a pair of black goggles, the lenses slightly reflecting light, and a pair of noise-reducing earmuffs hung around her neck, the black shell of the earmuffs forming a sharp contrast with her off-white cardigan.
The tactical vest on her body unexpectedly matched her light blue denim skirt, and a few simulated grenades were hung on the belt around her waist, shaking as she turned her body.
A pure black tactical glove, perfectly fit the curve of her hand, not bloated at all.
"How is it?" After seeing that it was Lin Li who came in, Chen Yuying turned 270 degrees left and right with a little shyness, and then asked.
"Squad leader, if your dog is lost, I won't help you find it." Lin Li heard this, shook his head, touched his chin, and commented without any expression.
"Huh?" Seeing this reaction, Chen Yuying felt a little disappointed and a little embarrassed, pinching her gloves and looking a little at a loss: "Why?"
Lin Li: "Because I will replace it."
Lin Li's voice suddenly became sincere and answered quickly.
"Puff--" She was stunned for a moment, and then Chen Yuying's gloved hand, clenched her fist to block her lips, and laughed out loud.
Lin Li is Lin Li, you never know how he will praise you.
Even guessing what he will say has become a very interesting game. Although you can never guess, it is still interesting.
I was so scared, I thought he would not praise you this time.
"Ahhhh Lin Li Lin Li, ahhhh my dog is gone too, what should I do!!" Ding Sihan started with a classic battle cry, and at this time ran in from outside with an "anxious" look, and asked expectantly after turning around.
Ding Sihan's own matching is pure black, which is more heroic and cool with the matching of props here.
"No need to look for it, I will give Bai Bufan to you. I have asked before, he does not shed hair, goes to the toilet at a fixed place, and has been vaccinated, but his personality is not very docile, and he will bite people when he is anxious." Hearing this
, Lin Li pushed Bai Bufan to the front with a nail fist, waved his hand and said casually.
There is no nail gun, and it happens that I can't find a place to deal with Bai Bufan. I was originally going to send him to the dog meat restaurant, but Ding Sihan is here, so I will let her raise him.
Ding Sihan, Bai Bufan: "?"
(End of this chapter)
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