Chapter 47 Lin Li, shy, introverted and timid
How to say it, this question may indeed be included in the subject of geography, but... isn't it a bit too basic?
And humans should not be able to ask this question, right?
Lin Li, were you replaced by aliens when everyone was unaware?
Are you human?
It's terrifying to think about it. Lin Li has never appeared at the same time as aliens. Could it be
that "Men in Black 5" has already happened in reality?
"Lin Li, I'll go to the infirmary right away, you hold on." Chen Yuying, who was a little worried, stood up immediately. This disease can't be delayed.
"Not that bad, not that bad, not that bad-" Lin Li quickly pinched the cuffs of Chen Yuying's short sleeves with his thumb and index finger, and pulled her back to her seat.
This pulling method was a bit uneven, and Chen Yuying sat back in her seat with a groan, almost falling towards Lin Li, causing the other party to look at her with some resentment.
The few people who came to watch the monkeys in the classroom gathered their eyes with this groan.
Wang Yuezhi was twisting his head in a dark way, Ding Sihan was peeping furtively, and Wang Ze was also... Hey, no, why are you peeping at Wang Yuezhi?
"Don't pull the clothes like that." Chen Yuying adjusted the crooked collar of her clothes - it was only slightly crooked. If she wanted to pull the school uniform down to her shoulders, she would have to unbutton all the buttons in front and use all her strength.
If she didn't pull the clothes, it would be even more inappropriate to pull your pants, right?
Of course, Lin Li didn't say this out loud, because he was too perverted.
"Squad leader, do you want me to just pull your hand and then it will take several seconds for both of us to react and then suddenly let go of each other's hands, and both of our faces will turn into monkey butts and we won't dare to look at each other, and then our hearts will beat fast and finally fall in love?" So Lin Li said something that might be useful.
Chen Yuying: "..."
"Lin Li, your first priority now is to stop watching the show." No matter if there is any atmosphere or not, it will disappear after this long and difficult sentence is spoken, Chen Yuying said helplessly.
Lin Li smiled, then put his hands together and said seriously:
"Class monitor, first of all, I'm really not sick, secondly, I'm really not sick, and finally, I'm really not sick. I really want to ask you this question, what is the name of this planet we are on?"
Chen Yuying thought carefully and shook her head: "Yesterday at the beginning you were so determined to say that you were not a pervert, but you finally admitted it, so this time I think you are still sick."
Well-reasoned and convincing.
System, look at what you have done.
I am an introverted, shy, and socially phobic person who dares not pinch the buttocks of strangers when I see them, but because of you, I have become this image in the eyes of others.
Where is my brightness and greatness?
"Either you are deliberately playing tricks on me, in which case I will be a little angry." Chen Yuying paused, then looked at Lin Li seriously and added.
Lin Li's evaluation of Chen Yuying was added by one. Girls who take the initiative to say it when they are angry are really great! Girls
who don't say it when they are angry, and even more excessively, girls who go home and let their boyfriends guess because others are angry, are really abominable.
I will never charge the monitor for breakfast again.
However, Lin Li's ability to find excuses at the last minute has always been good, so he immediately said seriously:
"Monitor, I'm not kidding you. I'm asking you this question seriously.
Of course I know the answer to this question, but I still have to ask it this way for a reason.
Monitor, do you remember yesterday? Yesterday I wanted to tell you about a case I helped solve, but at the beginning I talked about the situational question of the difference between men and women, which has a high correlation and a low correlation.
This is related to the memory method I have been practicing recently. Monitor, I don't know if you have watched a Hong Kong drama "Mind Reader" more than ten years ago. One of the cases in it is about murder in the memory palace, and what I have been practicing recently is actually similar."
"Are you also practicing murder?" Chen Yuying asked blankly.
"......?"
"Monitor, what image do you have of me in your mind?"
"I am practicing the memory palace!"
Lin Li blinked, and he began to suspect that the monitor's data on the top of the grade was inflated.
Binbin, look at the comprehension ability of the students you teach.
"Oh, go on." Chen Yuying felt a little embarrassed. Sometimes she couldn't think straight when she was with Lin Li.
If Lin Li admitted that he was practicing killing... Chen Yuying would consider the authenticity.
"I need to engrave the basic knowledge in the palace first, and then on this foundation, start to extend and build my memory palace. As the difficulty accumulates little by little, it will form a progressive context, just like adding bookmarks to the memory.
And now, in the subject of geography, I suspect that I have memorized the wrong knowledge, so I have formatted the palace now, and now I need to start filling it again..."
Lin Li said a lot.
Of course, it was all nonsense.
But the effect was okay. Through his constant "quoting from classics" and some high-level terms that he heard or fabricated, Chen Yuying seemed to have been fooled by himself.
Lin Li is now like an Internet expert. When listening to him talk about things that he is not familiar with, he will feel that this person has a wide range of knowledge and has something, but once the other party talks about the field that he is familiar with, he will find that he is a pure idiot.
"So please, squad leader, please treat me as a foreign traveler from another world who knows nothing and now wants to know something about this world, so I ask you, okay?" Lin Li was getting straight to the point to some extent.
"Only squad leader can tell me, I will do anything, I am willing to do anything." Lin Li turned into a female ghost who was caught, and almost stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes.
What a strange request, Chen Yuying scratched her head, but facing Lin Li's expectant eyes, it seemed that he was not kidding her, and finally nodded: "...Okay."
"Thank you, squad leader, I really want to pretend to be excited and deliberately grab your hand and rub it hundreds of times to express my gratitude." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Because she knew it was a joke and had confirmed that Lin Li was a pervert, Chen Yuying had nothing to be embarrassed about. However, she thought for a moment and said,
"Although I still don't quite believe it, I can help you build this palace through role-playing. But I have a few questions later, and you need to answer them for me."
"Class monitor, you want to ask me questions?" Lin Li blinked.
The class monitor is a well-rounded person, and I am the anti-all-round person.
I am afraid that the only subject that can have a slight chance of winning is physical education without distinguishing between men and women - I dare not say that it is a sure win.
Wait.
"Class monitor, what you are going to ask me later, it won't be a perverted question, right?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
Only in this aspect, maybe Chen Yuying is interested, and I have the place to give guidance.
Sure enough, Chen Yuying nodded slightly: "Some questions are indeed very curious."
Small things.
After yesterday's conversation, Chen Yuying didn't think it was strange for Lin Li to do perverted things, and Lin Li didn't think it was strange for Chen Yuying to be curious about perverted things.
The strange combination increased.
"No problem, but class monitor, don't ask too abnormal questions, I may not be able to answer them." So Lin Li nodded and replied without taking it seriously.
"You are too modest." Chen Yuying shook her head.
Lin Li: "?"
System, give me back my reputation.
"Then let's start building the palace for me first?"
"Okay."
"Then let's start, class monitor, the planet I am on now..."
Since she agreed, Chen Yuying said seriously: "Let me think about the content of geography compulsory course one. Lin Li, a traveler from another world, the planet we are on is called the Earth. About 29% of the surface is land, and 71% is water..."
Genius!
Looking at the progress bar that began to rise suddenly, Lin Li once again confirmed that he was undoubtedly a genius.
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(end of this chapter)
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