Chapter 191: Sadness Turns into a River
Actually, making it like this is part of Lin Li's plan, and the current situation is all calculated by Lin Li.
Uh.
Damn, fuck, Lin Li himself doesn't believe this bullshit.
Not a buddy?
Can you take the message back?
Looking at the system notification, Lin Li's expression was complicated. He was a little happy, but it was unlikely to be happy.
System tasks should not be completed in this way...
"Hey, little Jijiu, I can see that you seem to recognize me from the bottom of your heart." Lin Li lowered his eyes and looked at Qu Wanqiu who was laughing on the table, and his tone was cold.
There was no ups and downs in his voice, and he seemed a little desperate.
"Of course, I admire you from the bottom of my heart, Lin Li, ha, ha, you haven't been in the kitchen much, so you may not understand, how capable it is to make fruits like this, haha-is this considered carbonization, hahaha-"
Qu Wanqiu kept laughing and never stopped.
After giving Lin Li a thumbs up, she turned to explain to Ding Sihan and the others.
Lin Li sighed. Since he had lost face, he should make the most of it. So he took back his coal orange and pinched it in front of the remaining three people. He said smugly, "How is it? Is it great?"
"Great." The other three were also laughing.
But this task seemed to be against him. When he wanted to plant flowers, they refused to bloom. He took the initiative, but the task didn't respond at all.
He would pee on these flowers someday and they would be obedient.
Lin Li would definitely avenge today's revenge yesterday.
But since he failed to praise, he should pick up the lost face after using it. There is no "give up" in Lin Li's Oxford Dictionary. These two Chinese characters -
"Haha, you will regret the ridicule now." So in the face of thousands of people pointing fingers, he just frowned and said, "I will definitely make a perfect rock sugar fruit!"
Qu Wanqiu stretched out her hand worriedly, as if she wanted to stop him, and then relaxed a little, saying with relief, "The first aid equipment in the B&B is also very complete. Forget it, you go." Buhao
! It's a boomerang!
This is what he said when he attacked her just now!
Damn little tug.
"Why don't you pull out the shrimp thread while I make candied fruit." Bai Bufan, who was peeling the shrimp and removing the shrimp thread, said seriously, "I think I can do better than you."
Lin Li walked over, smiled and pulled out a hair of his own, without saying a word, just scratched Bai Bufan's face with the hair.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Shrimp heads like you are really suitable for shrimp heads." Bai Bufan is not Ding Sihan, and Lin Li's purpose doesn't need to be told, so he rubbed his nose with his shoulder and commented.
"It is precisely because I am a shrimp head that I cannot kill my own kind. Come on, play with shit boy." Lin Li said lightly.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"What play with shit boy?"
Lin Li lowered his head and sneered, and left.
Wait, Bai Bufan lowered his head, and his behavior of pulling out the shrimp thread seemed to be playing with shit.
"Fuck you!"
...
"I didn't expect that Baidu can not only not be used to ask doctors, but also to look up recipes?"
Lin Li's production does not require any kitchen equipment, and it does not need to be in the kitchen. A power supply is enough. At this moment, he is whispering outside.
Minor discomfort + Baidu = preparation for cremation.
Lin Li + Baidu = rock sugar coal.
So this damn Baidu is really dangerous.
"It seems that I should just follow the basic operation honestly, and don't try to do fancy things." Lin Li sighed, put down the guide that was said to make the most delicious rock sugar fruit, and began to make it step by step according to the most basic guide.
Before you learn to walk, don't run.
Stirring the syrup with a spatula, Lin Li waited for it to reach the right state.
The system came alive.
[Going out to study, improving the mecha driving skills is countless difficulties, and leaving home, the three girls who were traveling with you were filled with grief from the heart, and finally burst out at this moment, and began to cry silently.
You are at a loss, but as the only man in this world, perhaps the only way to make them forget their troubles and regain happiness temporarily is with a strong body! ]
[Task triggered! ]
[Task six: Use physical contact and combination to make the girls feel happy. 】
【Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Talent; System Currency *50】
Lin Li: “?”
It wasn’t until his syrup started bubbling that Lin Li came back to his senses.
Not a buddy?
Why is there another one?
This time the task had a familiar progress bar.
But the point is not this, but why are they crying?
Concerned, Lin Li immediately unplugged the power and returned to the kitchen.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's eyes were red, and although tears were flashing, they still firmly refused to let the tears fall, and their trembling eyelashes seemed to be ready to take away the sorrow.
They were facing the door, but they turned their heads away.
It seemed that they didn't want Lin Li to see them crying.
Lin Li should have asked what happened.
But he had already seen the onions they were cutting. Turning their heads away
was not because they didn't want to see themselves, but to avoid contact with the volatile substances of the onions as much as possible.
"What's wrong? Is the coal ready again?" Chen Yuying, who wiped her tears with her arm and saw Lin Li coming back, asked curiously.
Lin Li: "..."
System, why don't you open your dog eyes and take a look?
Where is the sadness from the heart? Onion heart?
But Lin Li had to admit one thing, at this moment, he was a little sad.
What kind of broken task was issued, to bring pleasure through physical contact and combination?
The reward is so shabby, and it's for talent. If there is an option to give up the task, Lin Li will probably give up.
"It's okay, I'll come back and see if I can find a chance to make you happy with my body." Facing Chen Yuying's question, Lin Li once again told the truth in a cold tone.
Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"
It's just Lin Li's words, and such perverted words are normal. It
's realistic for the system to expect you to use that thing, but if it's just physical contact and combination, can tickling complete this task?
Lin Li walked to the three girls and took a look.
None of them exposed their waists, and the system would definitely not judge it as physical contact if they tickled through clothes.
Lin Li lowered his head. Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu were barefoot because they were wearing small sandals.
Ding Sihan was wearing pure white socks, and Lin Li suspected that she was gay and liked boys.
"Aren't you going to make your rock sugar fruit?" Chen Yuying saw Lin Li approaching her, closed her eyes hard, and made the blurry vision clear, and asked.
"I hate to see girls cry. Class monitor, Ding Sihan, let me cut the onions." After coming back, he had to find something to do, so Lin Li just said.
At the moment, both Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu were standing, and it was unrealistic to ask them to lift their feet to scratch themselves. He could only find an opportunity later.
Don't cry anymore to trigger any tasks.
"Okay, I've cried enough." Ding Sihan carefully placed the knife on the table and handed the onion over without any hesitation.
"Okay, then you be careful." Chen Yuying was more polite.
...
"Bufan, do you think it's possible to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle without letting tears flow down?" Lin Li's eyes were red, and he was sad: "Life is so fleeting."
"I, huh, don't know, huh."
Maybe it was because he felt the same way, or maybe it was because Lin Li, this bitch, moved the cutting board and onion in front of Bai Bufan to cut, and almost used his face as a cutting board. In short, Bai Bufan cried even harder than Lin Li, with tears streaming down his face, and he sniffled three times when he said four words.
"Can you hum? Cut the onions somewhere else, Lin Li." Finally, Bai Bufan, who had cried enough, could no longer bear it.
When choosing the method of cutting onions, Lin Li chose the method with the most comments between the simplest and the most laborious options.
"No, everyone is crying. If you don't cry, you will seem out of place." Lin Li was afraid that the onion juice would not spread on Bai Bufan's face, so he cut it so hard that it was like a silver bottle breaking and water splashing. The sound of "thump thump" made Bai Bufan's head buzz.
"My nose and eyes are itchy now, but my gloves are full of shit. Do you know what I'm thinking now?" Bai Bufan was itching all over and gnashing his teeth.
"Of course you want the four of us to leave the kitchen quickly. You eat these shrimp threads like noodles, slurp them, burp them, pat your belly happily and say wow, these shits are so delicious." Lin Li answered quickly.
It was a long and difficult sentence, but it was not a confession, it was a slander.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Fuck you——"
The words were fragrant.
So, in the kitchen, Bai Bufan cried and scolded, and Lin Li was scolded and cried.
The touching conversation between the two made the eyes of the other three girls in the kitchen red - Lin Li cut too hard, and the blood spread everywhere, and even Qu Wanqiu was not spared.
However, the corners of their mouths were always raised.
It was the right decision to let Lin Li bring Bai Bufan.
These two people can definitely achieve the magical effect of 1+1 greater than 0.
Scattered is a sky full of farts, gathered is a pile of feces.
(End of this chapter)
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