Chapter 299: In front of an absolute weapon, all strength is in vain.
This prayer... is a little familiar...
but Lin Li instantly felt that it made sense.
As we all know, experience is a very valuable asset.
Those experienced electricians can tell whether the wires are electrified or not just by touching them, and Lin Li can tell what the license plate number is just by looking at the picture.
When Lin Li was given a photo of a spinning top being pulled, he could immediately report that its license plate number was TES-369.
But in fact, even if it is a picture that has never been appreciated, as long as you climb over the firewall, open Google Image Recognition, upload the picture and search, you will be able to get the results you need with a high probability.
It's just that many people don't know how to use it.
After all, it costs money to climb over the firewall stably.
Lin Li knows a little about this.
In addition, he was originally a Tieba user, and he also implemented the spirit of Internet sharing, so Lin Li often appeared as a hero and gave answers when 8u people needed them.
Not only that, sometimes he would also post some guidance posts.
Occasionally, these posts would become popular, often occasionally.
Therefore, almost every time he logged into Tieba, the message display was 99+.
"Thank you, the host, may you live a peaceful life", is a comment that accounts for a large proportion.
"..."
Although.
Old people, subways, mobile phones.
Lin Li, who has figured out everything, now has such a complicated expression.
Then he couldn't help but want to laugh.
Maybe this is the last purity of the Internet.
This is the passionate bond between him and the 8U.
According to Taoist Shanqing, because he doesn't know how to store and use the power of will, the power of will will dissipate by itself. These blessings are the blessings he prayed for himself recently.
I don't know how much power of will I have wasted in the past, it's a pity.
Therefore, Lin Li was embarrassed to praise Taoist Shanqing, and rubbed his neck:
"Then... It's true that I have run a few pavilions in my world to help others..."
"The power of will will not lie, young and promising, at such a young age, you have such a state of mind and character. My friend, tell me, how can I think that a child like you acts for profit."
The old man's gratified eyes were not concealed.
"... Yes, I am such a helpful person!" Lin Li's eyes gradually became firm.
Yes, this is exactly me.
It's not for the guidance of the seniors and the task rewards!
"Good boy." The old man patted Lin Li on the shoulder.
"Then grandpa, I will go back first?" Lin Li asked.
"Okay, go back." The old man nodded, "Lin Li, can I touch you when you go back?"
"Okay." Lin Li nodded without hesitation.
Believe in your first impression, the old man has no ill will towards me, and believe that the system is a great power that surpasses the world of immortal cultivation.
The old man put his hand on his shoulder, a white light flashed, and Lin Li returned to the bathroom.
Shanqing Taoist did not appear as expected.
In the case of 1:160, only more than a minute has passed in reality.
Changing back to his home clothes, Lin Li, who had a plan in mind, opened Guidong's self-operated store and placed an order for some electronic items including laptops and mobile phones.
Although Guidong is a bit slow, it is still worthy of recognition in terms of delivery.
It will definitely be delivered to my doorstep before I go home tomorrow night.
"Do I need to translate the basic sword tactics? Will my Xiuxian world gold finger give me a better one directly?"
Sitting at the desk, looking at the original "Basic Sword Tactics" in front of him, Lin Li hesitated for a moment.
Forget it, there is no rush for the time being.
Take back the sword tactics first, Lin Li decided to make his wish power stronger.
Click on the post bar, randomly browse the posts, click on the help posts when you see them, and give a serious solution.
Lin Li thought about it, this is inefficient, so he simply opened another post.
"She spoke childishly: I have watched countless movies. If you have any needs and need help, it would be best if you can have pictures. If there are no pictures, clues are also fine. The host will help you realize your dreams! Free help, just a thank you from everyone!"
As soon as the post was sent out, there was a message.
"Post bar user 8xd4t: Experience +3 "Thumbs up with a grin."
Lin Li: "..."
This is very Post Bar.
"The bond is broken in the machine cup: OP, the childishness in your nickname, how old is your child?"
"You reply: -10 months."
"The bond is broken in the machine cup: Then she doesn't like brushing her teeth, and then experience +3 "grin and thumbs up."
Lin Li was not idle to check his phone all the time to wait for a reply. He took out the spiritual liquid he collected this time and continued his daily practice and study.
Until 12 o'clock midnight.
Monday came.
[Update completed.]
The reset price changed from 200 to 20 system currency. It seems that this is also refreshed every week.
Lin Li used the free weekly refresh opportunity for the mecha's product column.
[You have refreshed "Ability Amplifier (+2)": 120 system currency (limited to 1 per day), do you want to replace it?]
[Ability Amplifier (+2): Use a specified ability to permanently increase the effect of the ability, with the upper limit increased to "+2". ]
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, which counted as half of the goods that had been swiped out before.
Now there is still one "Ability Amplifier (+1)" left in the system's [Warehouse].
The price of "Ability Amplifier (+1)" is 100, and the price of +2 has increased by 20. The most cost-effective way to use it is naturally to use it on the ability that has been (+1).
There are only "Strong Sense", "Soul of Close Martial Arts", and "Power Accumulation".
Lin Li thought about it and did not change this item for the time being.
Although "Strong Sense" is used almost every day, it can now accumulate an hour and a half of usage time a day, which is actually overflowing. The knowledge points that Lin Li needs to consolidate every day cannot even be used up in half an hour.
As for the latter two, it might as well consider upgrading them when needed.
The things that were to be brought to Shanqing Taoist have not arrived yet, so there is no need to return to the world of cultivation now, so Lin Li, who has not slept for 25 hours, decided to go to bed.
...
Monday night.
Lin Li returned to his home and saw that all the goods he ordered last night were already stacked at the door.
Not only that, Lin Li was also surprised to see a long package among the pile of things.
This was ordered on Saturday night - from the perspective of normal logistics, it was quite fast to arrive today.
Lin Li gently stroked the express delivery that did not have any information written on it - it was delivered confidentially.
Then, all the express deliveries were moved in.
He turned on the new computer and new mobile phone prepared for the elderly, and according to the list he had prepared in advance, he began to add the items on the list to the download queue of the computer one by one and started downloading.
There were so many things to download that it took a while for the mouse wheel to scroll to the bottom of the list.
Even if it was a 2,000-megabit fiber or even a 10,000-megabit fiber, it would take a long time to download all of them.
Lin Li's broadband at home was only 500 megabits.
In order to download faster, Lin Li simply unplugged the network cable from the router and plugged it directly into the laptop.
There was no point in waiting, so Lin Li planned to speed up Task 3.
After changing his school uniform into a sweater, Lin Li stuffed his new weapon into his upper body clothes, took the cash and the separated gold, went downstairs, and took a taxi to Laoyou Street.
When he walked out of the gold shop, a considerable amount of money was deposited into his card again, which would make Lin Li's already wealthy life even more unbearable.
Although it was a weekday night, the number of people on the street was actually the same as on Saturday, and it seemed that there were even more people.
Many people were still wearing school uniforms that Lin Li could not recognize.
The extra people were probably these technical school hooligans.
...
Just as the vendor owner said on Saturday night, these people were young and fearless.
Because of the five people following Lin Li at this moment, four of them were more or less carrying school items, school pants or school uniforms.
Lin Li didn't care, as long as he could complete the task, so Lin Li limped into the alley as the five people behind him expected.
These five people were not as violent as the yellow-haired man before.
The eldest of the five men, Huang Shan, who was not wearing a school uniform, quickly approached, his head poked out from Lin Li's left shoulder, and his right hand appeared from Lin Li's right shoulder and put it on him, but with extra force.
Lin Li, as he had performed before, met Huang Shan's eyes.
"Who are you?"
"Brother, you are so lucky tonight, you made so much money, let us also get some of your good luck, can you share some with us?"
Huang Shan asked with a smile on his face, holding Lin Li's neck with his right hand even harder, almost strangling him, and asked in a nonchalant tone.
The other four brothers in school uniforms also came out from both sides with a smile, staring at Lin Li with ill intentions.
They were more arrogant. The previous two groups of people at least covered their faces when robbing, but these few had no scruples at all.
"I don't have any money."
"Why are you pretending? You heard everything, and you still say you don't have any money?"
Huang Shan immediately lost his temper, threw Lin Li to the ground, slapped the wall next to him with his palm, and said coldly:
"If you don't want to be beaten, take out the money! Money or life!"
"Money, I already have a life, one is enough." Lin Li stretched out his hand.
Huang Shan: "?"
"Fuck you——, you are trying to pick a fight with me, right!"
You see, he is anxious again.
Lin Li secretly complained about his poor quality, but he quickly apologized with a scared gesture on his face, took the cash out of his pocket, and was snatched away.
"Where's your phone? Do you have any other valuables? Take them out."
The money was stuffed into Huang Shan's pocket, and the five people resumed their playful smiles, nodded at Lin Li, and signaled.
Lin Li did as he was told, and played the role of an easy bully.
"Oh, it's a new phone."
"Those who know what's good for them don't have to be beaten. Boy, you're pretty good. Don't be a slut next time."
"It looks like this isn't your first time. You're so skilled at taking things out. I don't need to tell you the rules
, do I?" "If you dare to call the police, we'll keep an eye on you for the rest of your life, okay?"
Lin Li, who was accumulating anger points, found it funny when he thought about the scene these people would face.
So he forced himself to hold back his laughter and nodded with a trembling voice: "Got it."
"Let's go."
"Brother Shan, is there something in his arms?"
The five people were actually ready to leave, but one of the younger brothers stopped and asked with some confusion.
When a long object is placed vertically in front of the upper body, it is not obvious when standing, but once sitting, the upper body will have a fairly obvious outline.
This little brother noticed this, so he asked this question.
The other four people immediately stopped and looked back at Lin Li.
"It's nothing, it's not valuable." Lin Li immediately adjusted his clothes and waved his hand.
"Take it out and let me see."
Seeing Lin Li's reaction, which was even more urgent than the phone and cash being taken away, Huang Shan immediately became interested and gave him a look. The other three brothers came back and surrounded Lin Li.
"We really can't take this out now. It's really worthless. Brothers, let's go!"
Lin Li frowned, clicked his tongue several times, and said impatiently.
"Why are you still dragging me?! Nanzi, just take it out. I want to see what it is."
Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Huang Shan said with a smile.
The brother called Nanzi walked up and pulled Lin Li's hand around his collar.
Lin Li thought about it, didn't use any force, and let him pull it open.
"Fuck, there's a camera hidden in this."
After noticing the camera pinned inside the sweatshirt, Nanzi cursed first, and then put his hand into Lin Li's collar.
Huang Shan took a breath after hearing this. When he thought of Lin Li's possible plan, veins popped up on his forehead. He started to roll up his sleeves and looked at Lin Li fiercely:
"You still hide a camera, damn, what are you going to do? Boy, you tonight-"
"Fuck!"
Before Huang Shan finished speaking, Nan Zi's hand suddenly retracted, screamed, took two steps back, and looked at Lin Li in horror.
Huang Shan sneered in confusion and contempt: "What's wrong, Nan Zi? What kind of thing is hidden that can be so scary? Did you see a sniper rifle? Heh-"
"Brother Shan, ghost, ghost head, it's a ghost head! I just touched the ghost head-"
But Nan Zi just thought that the child was not funny, turned his head to look at Huang Shan in disbelief, and answered with a stuttering voice.
"What's so scary about a ghost head-wait, what head are you talking about?"
Huang Shan: "?"
"Ghost head." The younger brother answered.
"Which ghost?" "
The ghost of the black ghost."
Huang Shan: "???"
What thing?
Just now Nan Zi said that he touched something in this person's arms?
Lin Li sighed when he heard that. He was discovered. It seemed that the show was about to start early.
So Lin Li stopped caring and stood up. He asked the five people seriously and expectantly: "Brothers, have you seen Guilty Crown? Have you? Have you? Waiting online, urgent."
"Who told you to stand up!"
Huang Shan punched Lin Li who suddenly became arrogant, but the next second, in front of everyone's horrified eyes, Lin Li caught the punch with one hand, and then threw him to the ground with his backhand.
Lin Li looked at Huang Shan on the ground with disdain. He gasped and shook his head:
"It's not a two-dimensional movie at first glance. You probably haven't seen it. I won't ask you. Have you seen Guilty Crown?"
"I, I have."
A younger brother was a little confused. He didn't understand the current situation for a while, so he answered subconsciously.
Lin Li was immediately much happier, pointing at him excitedly: "Then you should know the most popular sword-drawing and sword-drawing divine songs, right? Great, so you can get on my radar later."
After saying that, he turned to the left to avoid Huang Shan who got up from behind and punched him again, with a smile on his face.
"Bufan Bufan, wake up." He called out to Huang Shan who rushed out from the side.
"Woof woof, I'm here." Bai Bufan didn't come, of course, but the new phone that was snatched away by Huang Shan had been set up by Lin Li in advance, and it responded after a dog barked.
"Play "βios" for me, and play it directly from the climax." Lin Li ordered.
"Woof woof, okay, I'm opening the music software and will play "βios" for you directly from the climax."
While Lin Li was talking, he had retreated to the entrance of the alley, blocking the way out for the five people, and smiled at the five people head-on.
Lin Li's mobile phone in Huang Shan's hand began to play at this moment——
"Regentropfen sind meine Trnen! (The raindrops are my tears——) (Can be combined with the Easter egg chapter)"
When the music sounded, Lin Li's expression was solemn, and he reached out to his collar and grasped the self-defense weapon inside.
Colorful lights appeared at the same time at this moment, which was gorgeous and dazzling in the night.
Yes, it was a colorful version of the weapon.
Built-in disco lights.
"Wind ist mein Atem und mein Erzhlung!"
Lin Li looked up, closed his eyes and looked intoxicated, and slowly raised his hand, as if, like Yui, this thing was peeled off from his body.
Under such momentum, the weapon slowly revealed its true appearance.
"Holy Sword Excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted.
Huang Shan, Nan Zi and the other five people: "(；゜○゜)?"
Your mother.
Your mother.
Your mother! !
A two-headed dragon with colorful lights appeared in Lin Li's hand.
"What did you pull out?" Huang Shan looked at this scene in disbelief, took a half step back, and asked in horror.
"Yes and no." Lin Li stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of him, "What I pulled out was not a Jiba thing, but a Jibaba Jiba thing."
Huang Shan: "?"
Lin Li knew that Huang Shan did not understand, but he did not need to. He used the double-edged holy sword to make a sword flower, pointed one end directly at Huang Shan, and smiled: "I'm... Black Silk Man, tonight is your end."
When the double-edged holy sword pointed directly at Huang Shan, his eyes met the one-eyed three-eyed eyes of the stick.
After coming to his senses, Huang Shan angrily ordered several of his younger brothers: "Fuck! What perverted idiots, come on, beat them to death. If someone dies, I will take the blame!"
"Fuck him!"
"You are using chicken feathers as your mother's order!"
"Brother, the chicken feathers he holds are more powerful."
"You are the only one who talks too much, shut up!"
Facing the five people rushing over, Lin Li smiled slightly.
[Soul of Close Martial Arts], designated weapon [Double-edged Holy Sword], fire!
At this moment, Lin Li felt that he and this colorful two-headed dragon were completely integrated, you have me, I have you.
Lin Li chuckled and faced it head-on. He
turned sideways to avoid Huang Shan's straight punch.
Two-headed dragon! Go! Hit his knee pit diagonally!
The dull sound of Huang Shan's kneeling startled the wild cat on the wall, and then a younger brother's sweeping kick had already reached Lin Li's waist.
But Lin Li turned around and sat against the wall, dodging the sweeping kick while backhanding his stick to hit the opponent's crotch, which was wide open due to the sweeping kick.
Two-headed dragon! Go! The single-headed dragon that was aiming at him sideways!
Lin Li liked a saying in the dragon tribe very much.
"They roared, they fought, this was a war between kings, and only death could end it. "
Dragons are proud, they only recognize one king.
Right now.
Judging from the situation in front of him where the little brother was in so much pain that he rolled his eyes and lay on the ground screaming "eggs are broken, eggs are broken", this time Lin Li had the upper hand in the PK between the two dragons.
After all, how could a mortal dragon's body compare to mechanical ascension.
This is the holy sword Excalibur.
The battle was not over yet, and two more people rushed over. Lin Li staggered backwards, and the holy sword hammered the other person's elbow. With a crisp sound, the man staggered and fell to the ground.
Another stronger buddy rushed over with his arms clasped together. Lin Li did not dodge or avoid, and the mushroom head hit him on the chin, knocking him dizzy with a stick.
Finally, the gangster who had watched Guilty Crown suddenly didn't dare to go up after seeing the situation of the other guys. Facing Lin Li, he took two steps back in fear and then turned around.
He wanted to run.
Lin Li waved his hand and threw it out, controlling the "invisible sword" that had been possessed in advance inside. With a scream, he accurately hit the bull's eye.
Flying back would make these people feel like they saw a ghost, so Lin Li walked over and picked up his holy sword again.
"It's a bit too weak, guys." Lin Li picked up his mobile phone and said with a smile while sending a message.
The five people got up one after another, and they didn't seem to give in.
"Are you still coming? Then the second stage is about to start now." Lin Li reminded them and swung the holy sword at them.
And with this action, the four people suddenly felt that something was spilled all over them.
Huang Shan wiped the sticky stuff on his face and lowered his head.
The white opaque liquid was turbid and sticky.
Huang Shan: "?!"
What the hell is this! ! ?
Huang Shan started to wipe his face and hands violently, and wiped the things on the clothes of the younger brother next to him. He looked up at Lin Li in horror: "Damn, what did you throw at me!"
Lin Li smiled slightly and continued to swing the stick: "I said, tonight is the end of you."
Huang Shan: "?"
Then tonight is too scary!
"Fuck! Where did you come from, pervert!"
Unable to run away, and unable to fight, Huang Shan was a little collapsed, and rushed towards Lin Li like crazy.
Lin Li handled it easily.
The colorful holy sword made his smile flicker in the dim alley, looking even more perverted.
Maybe a little hideous.
But Lin Li was certainly not that disgusting.
This liquid is actually expired yogurt.
It is not something that comes with the weapon. This two hundred yuan toy is not so advanced. It is placed in the "Qiankun Ring" by Lin Li.
Just put it in your hand when you throw the toy, and it will naturally be thrown out with the centrifugal force.
There is no practical meaning. Lin Li added this thing to pursue a sense of atmosphere.
It is quite effective.
The mental attack is full.
For example, Huang Shan rushed up now. The remaining brothers' brains were shut down when they saw the liquid on their bodies. Their mouths were open and their expressions were stiff.
Huang Shan was kicked against the wall. Seeing this, Lin Li decided to help them.
——When the yogurt was thrown into their mouths, their mouths closed immediately.
Lin Li felt that he was a miracle doctor, easily curing the dislocation problem.
Not only did they close their mouths, but they also began to vomit one by one.
Maybe they didn't taste it because it was expired.
"Sorry, sorry, we know we were wrong!" Feeling that Lin Li was still approaching with the holy sword, they finally realized that it was impossible to beat Lin Li without a weapon. Several people looked up and begged for mercy in fear.
"You don't know you were wrong, you just know that your butts are going to be miserable tonight, the holy sword Excalibur!!!"
"Ah!" "
Are you still going to rob or not? Ah? Be a robber, and be a gangster here at such a young age?"
"Ah!"
"Do you like to bully people? Huh? Bullying makes you feel good, right?"
"Stop beating, stop beating!"
"Okay, I won't beat you."
"Ah!!!!"
"Stop poking! Stop poking! Keep on beating! Brother! Keep on beating!"
(End of this chapter)
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