Chapter 8 Eating Shit
Little Yuanbao saw the witch Liu trying to escape while in Cai's arms.
With a blink of his big eyes, he said wickedly, "Mother-in-law, I saved the little brother, now it's your turn to eat shit!"
Witch Liu was originally planning to sneak away, but when Xiao Yuanbao shouted, everyone looked at her.
I can only pause.
Goddess Liu coughed and said unnaturally, "What did I say? Why did you make me eat shit?"
Playing dumb.
Someone who was not afraid of trouble and was excited about the excitement reminded her, "You said that if this girl rescues the Tengu, you will eat shit. We all heard it."
Everyone laughed.
It was originally a funeral, but after the resurrection, it became a happy event and everyone's mood became cheerful.
Goddess Liu played dumb and said, "Really? Did I say that?"
"You said it! We heard it!"
"Okay then, I'll eat it." Witch Liu's old face frowned, and she dug out a piece of black booger from her nostrils.
Then, feed it directly into your mouth.
He smacked it and swallowed it!
People...
"Tsk!"
"Damn it, labor is convinced."
"I just discovered Goddess Liu today. She is such a talent!"
"She's a great talent! I underestimated her."
…
After Goddess Liu finished eating, her expression immediately became arrogant.
"I am a man of my word. I will keep my word. Do you see? I will accept defeat if I lose. I will eat shit if I say so!"
People are still vomiting.
Little Yuanbao blinked his big eyes and said curiously, "Grandma, is booger delicious?"
"Not bad... little girl, are we done with the bet?"
Xiao Yuanbao gave her an affirmative nod.
Her father once said that if a person keeps his word, he is a good person.
This mother-in-law did a good job. She was magnanimous and didn't care about the bad things people said to her before.
Goddess Liu said, "I didn't expect you to be able to save people. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. This immortal doesn't mind you stealing my business. After all, it's a life! It's a good thing! How about this, seeing that you are so talented, this immortal plans to accept you as my disciple. In the future, this immortal will pass on my mantle to you and teach you all my skills..."
Dabao and Erbao were thinking about how to organize their words to refuse on behalf of their sister.
Little Yuanbao looked up and down at the witch Liu and said, "Do you want me to learn how to eat shit? I don't want to learn!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
Everyone fell down laughing.
Boy, this is so much fun.
Goddess Liu's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. "You, little girl, are going too far! Bah!"
It's so embarrassing.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh, I'll kill you with laughter. Next time you have any problems, don't come to my door, humph!"
He angered everyone and threw his sleeves.
Gone.
Looking at her angry and frustrated back, everyone laughed for a while.
After the witch Liu left, Mr. Wang was so excited that he knelt down to Xiao Yuanbao on the spot...
"Master, thank you so much! Master! You are the savior of our Tengu, and also the savior of us old couple..."
Little Yuanbao was lying in Cai's arms, with a cute look on his face.
She waved her hand and said, "No need to thank me. The little brother survived by his own merits. I just helped him a little."
Erbao and Sanbao were stunned by what they saw.
After their sister learned to speak, her articulation became so fluent!
I'm not afraid of giving birth at all.
Completely different from my previous sister.
My sister is now cute and domineering, what’s going on?
Erbao was still polite and hurried to help Uncle Wang. "Uncle Wang, please get up quickly. My sister is too young to handle such a big gift from you!"
Just saying.
There was a noisy sound coming from outside the yard.
"Old Wang's family, you are so dishonest! You used our granddaughter for a ghost marriage without even saying hello! Let me tell you, my granddaughter is no longer dumb and can speak. The price is different from before. I'm going to say this in advance. You can't just bury her and then deny it..."
This is the voice of Mrs. Tang.
Behind her followed two burly daughters-in-law and a grandson.
The group ran breathlessly, fearing that if they slowed down a step, the person would have been buried and the price would not have been agreed upon.
Old Man Wang stood up and frowned.
The villagers also looked over. This old lady Tang had such an ugly way of eating.
No one paid any attention to her, but everyone made way for her at the same time.
Wang Tiangou appeared under the eaves.
The child had already come out of the coffin and was sitting under the eaves, drinking rice porridge in small sips under the care of his mother.
He has been in suspended animation for a day or two and hasn't eaten a single grain of rice. Eating is one of the fastest ways to recover.
Old Mrs. Tang stopped suddenly!
"Oh my god! It's a corpse! Tengu is stealing corpses!"
Her two daughters-in-law and grandchildren behind her were so frightened that their eyes were about to pop out.
He turned around and wanted to run, but saw so many villagers there, and they were all fine, so he stopped in surprise.
Old Man Wang said angrily, "No one wants the young master to be married to a ghost. The young master saved our Tiangou's life and is the benefactor of our Wang family! Old Lady Tang, you came at the right time. Can you return the one or two taels of silver deposit?"
Old Mrs. Tang couldn't figure out what the clouds and mist were. What were they?
Who is the little master?
Why did the people in Wangjia Village look at them like that?
And why are the Cai family so proud? The little brats are mocking them. Who gave them the courage?
It's outrageous!
She looked around and saw that most of the people there were from Wangjia Village, but Uncle Li Zheng from Tangjia Village happened to be here.
"Uncle, please judge for yourself. They stole our granddaughter to arrange a ghost marriage without notifying us, the head of the family. Now that their dog is alive, they are no longer suitable for a ghost marriage. What does that have to do with our Tang family? How can we ask them to return the money? It's not like our Tang family breached the contract first..."
Uncle Li Zheng from Tangjia Village seemed to be sleepwalking throughout the whole process. He is old and has seen a lot of things, but he has never seen anyone come back to life right under his nose like today.
And it was done by a three-year-old kid!
When Mrs. Tang called him, he came back to his senses.
"Give the money back to the owner, stop doing immoral things, and go home! You are the one who has so many problems all day long."
Uncle Li Zheng glared at his beard and left first.
Old Mrs. Tang let out a cry and was dumbfounded.
She asked Uncle Li Zheng from Tangjia Village to make the decision for her, but in the end, she was making the decision for someone else?
What an old fool!
The ghost marriage of the Wang family did not take place, and Uncle Li Zheng passed away. Old Mrs. Tang was afraid that Uncle Wang would take her away, so she asked for the deposit of one or two taels of silver back.
I have to go too.
He said something cruel, "Cai, you lazy woman, why don't you take your children home? You are standing here, acting as a door god for others!"
No one paid any attention to her.
She felt even more embarrassed.
The little foot twisted and they went back to the village first. In the future, they would make their mothers suffer a lot.
At this moment, I heard Xiao Yuanbao say crisply, "Mother!"
Old Lady Tang turned around and said, "Hmph, you're scared now, right? You want to ask her for mercy now!"
She turned around and saw Xiao Yuanbao's big round eyes staring at her. Before she could say anything,
Then I heard Xiao Yuanbao's serious look, "Grandma, there's a ghost on your head!"
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