After having lunch with Lin Jianlu, Yan Han returned to class to study.
Only then did he understand why someone who was always there to maintain order on campus could be a top student.
——Because everyone's intelligence is simply not on the same level.
So correspondingly, Lin Jianlu doesn't know what he is thinking, but he seems to be able to easily know what he is thinking.
From the love letter incident, it can be seen that although he had never known the original owner before, other classmates who were with him day and night did not notice anything wrong, but Lin Jianlu could actually find the problem through some logical errors and slightly inconsistent points, and then infer that there is...how does that word say it...oh yes, there are variables.
...Who the hell can stand this!
Who knows if he has discovered anything else!
...suddenly saying that she looks better in pants than in skirts, there must be something wrong with her!
Taking advantage of this lunch, Yan Han decided to make up for the last time when Lin Jianlu treated him but didn't accept the red envelope. He decided to be quiet and quiet during this period.
He would never cause trouble and study wholeheartedly. He would try not to leave the classroom door unless necessary. He had to avoid Lin Jianlu.
The time spent studying hard always passed very quickly. Yan Han felt like he was living a life of drunkenness and dreaming.
When others were chatting, he was doing his homework; when others were reading magazines and chasing stars, he was reciting the text; when others were secretly playing games on their mobile phones, he was preparing for the next subject...
But even so, Yan Han still had a feeling of not being able to do it right. He would forget many things after reciting them, or he would not be flexible, which made Yan Han feel very frustrated.
However, he had just started learning, and there was nothing he could do about it. Yan Han chose to grit his teeth and persevere.
It was very late when he returned to the dormitory after school in the evening. He was already very tired and wanted to go to bed directly, but Yan Han still started a live broadcast, intending to finish the unfinished homework first, and then review the previous knowledge of physics class according to yesterday's method.
One day later, his fans have grown from 19 to 20. As soon as Yan Han started the live broadcast, a bullet screen flew by -
Oh, host, you are finally here. I have been playing with my phone and waiting for you for more than an hour to do homework with you!
Yan Han: "..."
He didn't plan to speak. After all, learning is obviously more important than live broadcasting.
Moreover, he has watched live broadcasts a lot before, and knows that the hosts must have their own personality and style. As for his style... just don't talk. After all, he can't watch the bullet screen when he studies, and he is destined not to communicate with fans.
Yan Han opened the physics textbook in front of him and began to study late at night.
Days go by one after another, and the busy life is like a train whizzing by, rumbling loudly, but it can easily send people to the end of time.
Soon it was Thursday. Early in the morning, Yan Han habitually glanced at the class schedule, and was attracted by a few words...
"...What the hell is swimming class!" Yan Han asked Xiao Wu: "This school actually has swimming classes?!"
[Yes, it means literally, you read it correctly. ]
Yan Han: "It costs dozens of dollars to swim outside once, this school is too rich, right?!"
[It's okay, after all, it's Lu Ze High School. ] Xiao Wu's words revealed a sense of matter-of-factness.
...
I'm sorry, it's poverty that limits my imagination.
But this is not the point.
The point is why I have to take swimming classes!
Not to mention his washboard figure, just look at the rod under his crotch... Can an ordinary swimsuit really cover it?
Yan Han tapped his head with a headache. At this time, Xiao Wu was still fearlessly reminding him: [Everyone must attend in women's clothing! ]
... This is not nonsense!
After a headache all morning, Brother Yan forced himself to concentrate on his cultural studies first.
Swimming class was the first class in the afternoon. Yan Han took the lunch break at noon to go to the school hospital again and found Li Hongqing.
It happened that another teacher on duty had something to do in the afternoon and left early, and there was no one else in the school hospital at this time.
"This problem sounds quite serious." Li Hongqing touched his chin.
Yan Han half leaned on his chair, crossed his legs without any image, and said with a broad-minded look: "Isn't your mission to cover for me? Then tell me what I should do now?"
"Actually, compared to you worrying about the problem below, I am more worried about your problem above."
"What problem?"
"The problem with your chest, you are in the airport..."
"Get lost! Haven't you heard of breast stickers? When the time comes, it will be fine."
"So you actually agree to use breast stickers?" Li Hongqing seemed to be frightened to a certain extent, "Oh, no! So you actually know there is such a thing as breast stickers?!" "
..." Yan Han took a deep breath: "Why do you think I don't agree to use breast stickers?"
In fact, he was not very happy.
But the skirt was already worn, so a breast sticker didn't matter.
This is a strange thing to say. If I have to summarize it, it is probably that people's moral integrity and bottom line will be worn away little by little as they wear skirts for a long time.
Li Hongqing finally reacted: "Oh, that's annoying. I have assumed you to be a big cock 1 again."
He looked shy and his voice suddenly became thin.
Yan Han: "..."
Continue to take deep breaths.
Before, when Li Hongqing looked at him, their eyes often sparkled, which made Yan Han have to do it even if he didn't want to emphasize his attributes. No
matter how rough he is or how soft his heart is, he can't do the one mentioned above.
Of course, the adjective Li Hongqing used above is quite appropriate for the problem of Jiji.
"The problem of the chest has been solved, and it's easy to deal with the bottom, with those kind of restraints." Li Hongqing felt that he was simply a little genius.
"What is that?"
"It's something, it's used to tie the bottom up, although it's not used for this, but at least it can ensure that it doesn't shake." The little genius snapped his fingers.
"..."
For some reason, Yan Han felt a little pain down there.
"Don't worry, leave it to me. I'll buy it for you after work." Li Hongqing said, "Actually, I have one at home, but it's used. If you don't mind..."
"You'd better buy me a new one." Yan Han was horrified when he thought about the pictures inside. "As for the money, keep a record of it. I'll pay you back when I have money."
"Hey, why are you asking for money, brother?" Li Hongqing approached him again and started some best friend topics with him: "By the way, have you ever tried that prop?"
"What prop?"
"That one!"
"...No." Yan Han said with a sullen face.
Although he had explained his nature, Yan Han didn't want to tell him about his virginity.
It wasn't intentional concealment, it was really... He couldn't fucking say it!
Li Hongqing had suspected that he was a rough old man who didn't understand romance. He even mistook her for a straight man at first. If he knew that she was still a virgin, it would be a disaster.
You know, under the other party's gentle and handsome appearance, there is a gossipy heart that is no less than Wen Juerong.
"You can try it if you have a chance."
Seeing that Li Hongqing was about to sell Amway again, Yan Han quickly stopped him and talked about business.
"Don't worry, you are not yet an adult." Li Hongqing said, "After all, I am a teacher. I can't lead a bad child."
Yan Han: "..."
"Let's talk about business." Li Hongqing coughed twice and said, "I will help you get the props, but it will take tomorrow. During this period..."
Yan Han has already thought of a way to deal with it.
He unbuttoned the cuffs of his school uniform jacket and shirt, revealing his arm wrapped in gauze. "Give me a certificate saying that my arm is injured and cannot touch water."
After a few days of recuperation, the injury on his arm has healed, but he still cannot do strenuous exercise, and classes like swimming are out of the question.
"Hanhan! You are so smart!" Li Hongqing was about to rush up to hug him excitedly, but Yan Han slapped him back with a quick slap.
He couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body when he heard someone calling him Hanhan.
"Let's talk about business!"
"What else is there?"
"This... I can't think of it." Yan Han said proudly: "Then there is nothing else, let's leave it like this for now."
"Wait a minute, Hanhan! I remembered!"
"What?" Yan Han shook the goosebumps on his arm and asked.
"I have breast stickers here, why don't you try them first?"
"...What are you trying? Give me the stuff and I'll try it myself when I get back."
"But do you really know how to use this stuff? It's useless to stick it on hard chest muscles."
"..."
"You have to know how to squeeze it."
"..."
Why is this so troublesome!
"Are you shy? We are all good sisters, what's there to be shy about?"
Li Hongqing said, reaching into a drawer and unexpectedly pulled out a wig.
The long straight black bangs were skillfully put on his head. After a little tidying, Li Hongqing looked like a different person.
The originally delicate facial features, coupled with the waist-length hair, immediately became more solemn and delicate than before. The bangs and the hair falling around his ears made his face more beautiful, and instantly turned into a small V-shaped face. With his
well-maintained skin that looks as soft as a baby's, Li Hongqing took off his white coat and posed coquettishly... He was even more feminine than a woman!
So the system actually chose the wrong person, right? This guy is more suitable to be a cross-dresser!
"Don't compliment me like that, I'll be shy!" Li Hongqing was obviously very satisfied with the effect of his cross-dressing. In fact, he often dressed like this when he went to nightclubs.
Yan Han had only been to a gay bar once, and after entering, he was entangled by several little zeros. He found it boring and was scared, so he never went there again.
"Gay bars are full of people." Li Hongqing waved his hands nonchalantly, and casually fiddled with a strand of long hair hanging on his shoulders, and deliberately pinched his throat and said: "It's hard to find a good attacker. It's hard to meet a good attacker. If you meet one, you have to rely on your ability to chase him. I'll take you to see it tomorrow and you'll know."
"..."
No, thank you.
"Okay, stop talking! Come over here, there's no surveillance here." Li Hongqing continued to pinch his throat and said: "Let's get down to business! Take off your clothes quickly!"
"..."
Su Linpei didn't know what kind of god he bumped into today. He almost suffocated after drinking milk in the morning. He slipped and sprained his foot when he went to the cafeteria to eat lunch at noon.
The other brothers all had things to do, so he didn't ask anyone to accompany him. He thought he would stop by the school clinic and buy a bottle of spray or something.
Unexpectedly, when he walked to the door of the school clinic, he found that the door was closed.
He was about to knock on the door when he was stunned by a strange sound inside!
What does it mean to get down to business? What business requires taking off clothes!
Su Linpei was completely confused. He reacted for a while before he remembered to put his ear to the door to listen to what was going on.
As a result, he lay down and forgot to move. He only heard another voice inside saying:
"Fuck, it's so cool."
Huh? This voice sounds familiar? …
Just as he was wondering, the voice inside got louder:
“Hey, hey, hey, be gentle! … Fuck, I can’t take it anymore, it’s so tight…”
“Hush, be quiet, bear it a little longer.”
“I can’t breathe… um…”
Su Linpei: …!!!
His body bounced away uncontrollably, his back pressed against the opposite wall, his hands and feet stiff.
…So what is this called? A few romantic affairs in the school hospital? Should they be involved in this? Should they be involved? Who is the person inside…
His mind went blank, and he was in a state of complete paralysis. Su Linpei had always been a strong and upright boy since he was a child, and he had never encountered such a thing before...
Boss... That's right, Boss!
The idea of finding Boss first before anything was already deeply rooted in his mind, and Su Linpei quickly took out his mobile phone.
Before he could dial the number, the door of the school hospital made a sound. At that moment, Su Linpei acted completely on instinct like a deer being chased by a tiger, and hid in the corner of the corridor.
The door of the school hospital opened again, and he poked his head out from the wall and looked out, and at the same time, he did not forget to record everything with his mobile phone.
If the person inside was a teacher, it would be fine, but I'm afraid it was a student...
Wait... What the hell? ! Isn't that Yan Han!
So the other person with her in the school hospital was... a woman?!
Su Linpei couldn't see clearly because he was too far away, but he could see that the person had long hair down to her waist and was tall!
So this school hospital affair... was it a girl-on-girl version?!
Su Linpei's brain was in a knot again, and he heard the woman say in a very strange voice: "Master, come often when you have time."
Yan Han, who had already walked away, waved to her, looking a little cold.
...
Oh my god!
Witnessing this scene with his own eyes, Su Linpei was so scared that he even forgot about the pain in his feet. He immediately dragged his crippled leg out of the building from the other side and went to find their boss.
He had to tell the boss about this as soon as possible!
How outstanding and pure their boss was! He absolutely won't allow it! He won't allow the boss to be cheated in his first love!