After some "bargaining", the title of "Moral, Intellectual, Physical, Aesthetic and Labor" was finally finalized, and it was called "Five-Thon All-Round", and the nickname was "Xiaowu".
"Xiaowu." Yan Han covered his head, he had no choice, he had a headache.
"Come and tell me what you can do for me, your brother?"
[Guide the direction of your life and be your dream mentor. I will be your guiding light when you are in trouble. Of course, if the host is willing, I can also be your soul mate! ]
Yan Han: "..."
"Speak human language."
[...It seems that the host has not checked his attribute panel yet. 】
A light screen suddenly appeared in front of Yan Han's eyes——
Morality: (0/100)
Intelligence: (0/100)
Physical: (1/100)
Beauty: (20/100)
Labor: (0/100)
【Every 100 points in each item will reward a random skill treasure chest, and there are more interesting treasure chests waiting for the host to dig! Xiaowu's function is to help the host record scores, communicate with superiors, and provide services and assistance to the host. 】
"Ah."
The random treasure chest is a bit interesting.
Although I don't know what it will be, there is still some hope.
"Then how can I get 100 points?" Yan Han asked.
【Daily accumulation and triggering hidden tasks. The spirit we promote is to do things to the extreme. As long as the host works hard enough, I believe that he will get the first 100 points soon. 】
"..."
It seems that what he said is equivalent to saying nothing.
Yan Han learned some details from the Pentathlon and learned that this "daily accumulation" means that if you achieve unprecedented achievements in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics and labor, you will get extra points. As for the hidden tasks, it depends entirely on your luck, and Xiao Wu doesn't know how to trigger them.
This problem was solved, and he then asked: "What else?"
[Anything else? ]
Yan Han scratched his ears: "What other functions do you have?"
[I can also urge you and make progress with you! ]
"..."
[If the host needs it, Xiao Wu can also provide a chat function to relieve boredom. ]
"No, thank you."
[That's right! ]
With Xiao Wu's scream, the light screen in front of him disappeared instantly, replaced by a... cute girl wearing a miniskirt and low-cut dress, with fat breasts and hips, a melon-shaped face, and hair long to her ankles!
"Fuck!"
The girl appeared too suddenly, and Yan Han was scared and took a step back.
Then the cute girl spoke, her voice still in Xiaowu's electronic baby voice: "Xiaowu can also become beautiful with the host, make facial masks together, have sister parties together, and be a pair of happy sisters together."
"..."
Although the girl is cute, her voice is really too broken. Yan Han calmed down instantly, knowing that this is the same as the light screen just now, all virtual.
In fact, he almost forgot about it if he didn't mention it, and Yan Han got angry when he mentioned it.
"So why do I have to play a female classmate and wear women's clothes in school?!"
[This is the setting, baby can't do anything about it. ] Xiaowu said in a coquettish voice.
Yan Han's head was full of black lines: "Can we straighten our tongues?"
[Tsk, don't worry, the host will not be easily discovered. After all, you already have beauty skills and body soft skills. While increasing the beauty, the system weakens some of the host's male appearance. As long as no one sees your naked body or touches you too closely, it's okay. ] When
talking, the cute girl's soft body twisted. If it were an ordinary person, they would have been bloodshot, but Yan Han was unmoved.
He is a gay.
And a closet.
He has not been in a relationship with anyone for so many years. The only time he exposed his sexual orientation was when he came out to his family, and he was beaten and sent to the hospital.
Yan Han asked, "What if my real gender is discovered?"
[It's okay if it's discovered by a few people, if they are willing to keep it a secret for you. But if many people know this secret before you achieve the pentathlon and get admitted to X University as a three-good student, once it causes any topic or commotion, it will be considered a mission failure, and the host's body will be returned to the state before we rescued you.]
...
Is that the state of brain bursting?
...
Okay.
Although it's okay if it's discovered by a few people, it sounds shocking to be a man dressed as a woman on a high school campus. Yan Han feels that even in the virtual world, once this secret is known to others, it will be difficult to cover it up.
So I still have to be careful and not let anyone know.
What a pity.
He originally wanted to experience his youth again, find a handsome boy and have a little romance, but now it seems that this is a waste of time.
[Of course, if gender is a troubling factor, Xiaowu can apply for the [transgender] skill for you, completely abandon all your male characteristics, and become a cute girl like Xiaowu now...]
"No, thank you."
Yan Han refused. This choice would never be within his consideration.
[Okay then.] Xiaowu didn't care. The cute girl in front of him twisted her body again and said in an excited tone: [The host has seen the beauty skill, and now it's time to try the body softness skill.]
"How to try?"
[It can be like this. 】The cute girl lowered her body weight, opened her legs straight to form a straight line, and without saying anything, she did a split right there.
...
? ? !
Yan Han was frightened again: You still want me to do a split? !
【Come on, come on, let's give it a try.】
"You should change back to the pure voice version." It felt awkward to watch it now.
He didn't want to be good friends with such a person.
...Not with anyone.
The cute girl snorted again and disappeared. Yan Han looked at himself through the mirror again, and still felt awkward.
This messy hair looked a bit unsightly. Yan Han thought about it, found a pair of small scissors on the desk, went back to the bathroom, and cut off the medium-length hair in a few clicks.
Although he was not a meticulous person, he did not become an unemployed vagrant after dropping out of school. Later, he accidentally started working in the hairdressing industry.
Yan Han has flexible fingers and good looks. The scar at the corner of his eye adds a sense of masculinity. He is very good at barbering. In just two years, he has changed from a wage earner Yan Han to Tony Yan. It is difficult to cut his own hair, but it won't be too ugly.
Yan Han originally thought that since he didn't expect to fall in love, he might as well just cut his hair short.
As a student who intends to study hard, cutting his hair shorter is a sign of changing his ways.
But who knows that before he even starts, Xiao Wu screams wildly in his head——
[Ahhh, cutting hair too short will affect the host's appearance! Lowering appearance will result in deduction of points! Deduction of points!]
...
In the end, he had to cut a neat and tidy 3:7 short hair.
No need to bother with maintenance, and no need to worry about losing points.
In fact, this hairstyle matches his current looks, and Xiaowu gave him an extra point and praised him.
...
He was a little tired after experiencing too much that day, so he took off all his clothes and took a shower. He also checked his body to make sure that all the necessary parts, especially those that symbolize male characteristics, were there, and then he went to sleep with peace of mind. Nothing happened
that night.
The next day, Yan Han was awakened by Xiaowu's electronic voice, and ran into the classroom with a refreshing short and messy hair.
Morning self-study starts at 7:20, and when he is not on duty, he needs to arrive in the classroom before 7:15, and he will be punished if he is late.
Of course, being late is not terrible for Yan Han, but losing points is terrible!
Just this morning, the baby voice in his mind told him that being late would result in a deduction of points for "morality", and that points would be deducted every time he was late, except for special circumstances.
"What are you doing in such a hurry!" The head teacher standing on the podium looked at his watch. It was 7:18, and the morning self-study session had not started yet. He was not late, but he was still three minutes later than the time he was supposed to enter the classroom.
"Sorry, teacher." Yan Han said panting.
There were two stadiums, one indoor and one outdoor, between the dormitory building and the teaching building, and there was a cafeteria in the middle. The distance was really too damn far! Even he couldn't run all the way without panting.
"Can't you get up earlier? Just go back to the dormitory and go to sleep at night. Don't you have enough sleep..."
The middle-aged male teacher with Mediterranean hair wanted to criticize him with words as usual, but when he raised his head, his voice stopped abruptly.
He found that he suddenly couldn't say anything harsh.
"Yan Han?"
"Yes, teacher." It was his own fault, and Yan Han's attitude of admitting his mistake was very straightforward, "I will be punctual next time and not be late."
The head teacher adjusted his glasses with thick lenses, "...Did you cut your hair?"
"Ah..."
Yan Han just remembered that his hairstyle had changed.
"Yes, I cut it." "Where did you
cut it? It wasn't like this yesterday. You didn't sneak out of the school last night..."
The school is a closed school, and most people live on campus.
But adolescent children are not easy to manage. There are always some who secretly climb over the wall and run out to the Internet cafe after the evening self-study.
Even if the school is very strict and the punishment is very heavy, there are always those who are not afraid of death and run out, and there are often fish that slip through the net without being discovered!
"No teacher, I cut it myself." Yan Han's mouth twitched a little, facing the distrustful look of the head teacher, he said: "School is over at 9:30, and it's in the suburbs. The barber shop is closed. Where can I get a cut?"
The morning self-study is about to start. At this time, the class is already full.
Teenagers in their teens are rebellious. Many people have been abused by the head teacher who is often suspicious and particularly happy to find fault with students. As soon as Yan Han said this, someone below immediately made a few short laughs.
"What are you laughing at!" the head teacher shouted. He had taught many classes of students, and they were all classes with relatively poor grades. He had seen all kinds of students and could not tolerate any disrespect.
But he was angry, but he had no place to vent his anger.
He looked at Yan Han for a long time, and asked him: "Why do I think you look different? Did you put on makeup?"
Yan Han was even more speechless. He was too lazy to say more to him, so he simply wiped his face hard and stretched out his clean hand to show him.
The head teacher was speechless and wanted to say something with his eyes wide open, but fortunately the bell for morning self-study had already rang.
The young female teacher holding the Chinese textbook didn't know what happened, so she stood at the door of the classroom and hesitated, not daring to come in.
"Okay, go back to your seat. Cheer up, class is about to start!"
The middle-aged head teacher walked out of the classroom with a beer belly and let the Chinese teacher in.
Yan Han turned around and heard the whispers and low-pitched laughter around him suddenly turned into the sound of sucking in the cool air.
"Who is this?"
"Don't tell me this is that Yan Han!"
"Why does she seem to have changed? My God!..."
Yan Han walked back to his seat amid the whispers.
The desks are all single tables, and there is a gap in the middle of each table. His seat is in the middle by the window.
The Chinese teacher walked up to the podium, organized the discipline, and asked the class representatives to get up and lead the morning reading. Yan Han knew that someone was still looking at him, but he was too lazy to care. He opened the textbook and honestly followed the reading of classical Chinese.
This classical Chinese text needs to be memorized, and reading it several times can help you remember it better.
Yan Han was reading the text aloud, but suddenly he looked up and saw that in the row in front of him, a boy with a sturdy body like a hill had a mobile phone camera sticking out of his waist.
The size of the phone was almost negligible compared to the boy's body, but Yan Han still pointed the camera lens at him.
He was not so sure at first, until the boy turned around and glanced at him furtively.
Perhaps because he did not expect Yan Han to be looking at him, the boy froze, smiled at him embarrassedly, and quietly put his phone away.
Morning self-study lasts until 7:50, with a ten-minute break between classes, and classes officially start at 8:00.
As soon as the bell rang, Yan Han ran directly to the fat boy.
The fat boy did not expect him to come over, and he was instantly flustered and shouted "Sister Yan".
Classmates who have a good relationship often call girls "sister" and boys "brother". It is a kind of intimate call, with a bit of joking meaning.
Yan Han knew that calling the other party "sister" did not mean any harm, but his eyelids still twitched and said, "Call Brother Yan."
"Huh?" The boy was confused.
Yan Han ignored him and asked, "Why did you take a sneak shot of me in class?"
"Ah? I didn't..." The boy panicked again. "
Then take out your phone and have a look." Yan Han held out his hand.
His expression was very cold, with an overly delicate face and short hair, which made him look like an abstinent sister in the eyes of others.
The other students, except for those who went to the bathroom, were eating breakfast together. At this moment, they were all attracted by the movement here and didn't understand what was going on.
The fat boy looked timid and handed over his phone obediently, saying, "Sister Yan, don't get me wrong, I just think your makeover is very successful, I couldn't help but take a picture. Hey, are you wearing contact lenses? Your eyes are so big! How come your skin suddenly becomes so good..."
Although this fat boy has a strong body, he actually speaks a little sissy.
Although he was timid, he was very good at observing people's expressions and was very familiar with people. Seeing that Yan Han just asked him for his phone and didn't seem to be angry, he got excited. He first blew a lot of rainbow farts and then desperately asked Yan Han the secret of his sudden beauty.
Yan Han ignored him and coldly opened the album. Sure enough, he found that the first photo was the photo of himself that was taken secretly just now.
He deleted it decisively and threw the phone back to him. Yan Han said, "Don't blame me for being rude if I find you taking pictures of me again."
He used to be in the underworld for a long time and often said this.
There was a sense of hostility in his tone when he spoke, and his eyes and eyebrows were full of ruthlessness. Although Yan Han himself didn't realize it, it still scared the fat boy.
He returned to his seat and flipped out the books for the next class. The fat boy actually chased after him.
Although Yan Han looks fierce, her gestures give people the feeling that she is a very generous and casual person who does not bear grudges, which makes people feel close to her.
The fat boy said, "Oh, Sister Yan, don't be angry. It's okay if I am wrong. I am responsible for maintaining the school website and updating posts. I just saw you and thought that I could put your photo on the school's electronic photo wall. Don't worry, I promise I don't want to do anything else!"
Not only does he speak in a sissy tone, but his movements are also a bit shy, but this person is very tall. Yan Han feels that if he stands up, he will be more than half a head taller than him.
Yan Han is 1.76 meters tall. Although it is a bit tall for a "girl", there are two girls in their class who are over 1.7 meters tall, and one is even 1.78 meters tall, so his height is not outrageous.
Yan Han did not say anything, but the others were shocked: "What the hell? Wen Juerong, you can even do such a thing as secretly taking pictures!"
The fat man named Wen Juerong is obviously very popular. At this time, many people came to see his excitement and make jokes.
"Go to hell, didn't I lose my mind when I saw our sister Yan's stunning beauty? Oh, sister Yan, please forgive me and don't be angry, okay?" The fat man twisted his body and squeezed to the side of Yan Han.
"What is that photo wall you are talking about?" Yan Han asked.
"You don't know? It's a section of the school's anonymous forum." Wen Juerong took out his phone and opened the forum to show him.
Although the school prohibits students from bringing mobile phones and checks them very strictly, they have never caught anyone playing with mobile phones on the forum. It seems that the school doesn't even know that there are forums, so everyone plays on the forums quite recklessly.
"Here, this is it."
Yan Han took the phone and took a look, and casually clicked on a post at the top titled "Lin Jianlu Fans Special Building".
When he clicked in, a boy who was still very young but already too handsome came into view.
Yan Han: "..."
The whole building is full of photos of this person, most of which are secretly taken. Apart from the photos, there are all kinds of bragging, bragging about his looks and academic performance, and there are also people checking in every day to send blessings. The whole screen is full of madness, which seems to be more crazy than chasing stars.
Yan Han exited and found that there were posts from other people, and even Wei Ningxin had a dedicated post.
He couldn't bear to read it anymore, and he couldn't understand it. He felt that he was the same as an adolescent student after all.
"You didn't put my photo up there, did you?" This was the problem he cared about.
"No, no, we have to wait until the time is right... No, I mean, how dare I do that!" Wen Juerong joked.
Yan Han glanced at him.
Wen Juerong's fat body trembled, and he no longer dared to be naughty. He explained to Yan Han the history and cultural heritage of this forum.
Not everyone can open a forum.
Only those who have made some sensational achievements, are well-known on campus, have a certain fan base, and are willing to wave flags and shout for you, go crazy for you, and fight for you can have their own forum.
"Like that Lin Jianlu," Wen Juerong said, "he is a big academic bully! He is a freshman like us, and he participated in the provincial mathematics competition as an exception. He defeated all the second and third graders in the province and won the first place. You should have heard of this, right?"
Yan Han: "..."
If I knew this, I would be shocked.
"And he's a rich second-generation! There was a photo posted above that was secretly taken of him riding a motorcycle..." Just as he was about to send this Lin Chuida back, he heard Wen Juerong say, "Oh, this is the photo. Later, it was revealed that this motorcycle was worth more than one million..."
"..."
Yan Han glanced at the photo. He swore that he only glanced at it.
He instantly became jealous and became a lemon spirit.
All men have a special feeling for motorcycles.
The motorcycle under Lin Jianlu's crotch in the photo is the latest model of Harley. Coincidentally, Yan Han had heard of it before crossing over, and even imagined that he could have one...
So why is he being tortured in this virtual world!
And the man riding the motorcycle in the photo has one leg on the ground, and looks a little unruly. Although he is still wearing a school uniform, he exudes a handsomeness that does not match his age...
Yan Han felt even more heartbroken.
What a pity, if he could have a friend again this time, he would definitely find someone like this.
But he can't.
What a pity, what a pity.
"Okay, I get it."
Yan Han waved his hand irritably and blasted Wen Juerong back.
Wen Juerong, who was dismissed, returned to his seat respectfully, and the bell rang again.
The first class was physics, a very brain-burning subject from the start. Yan Han forced himself to follow the class. If he didn't understand, he would just grit his teeth and take notes. After class, he just felt dizzy.
He wanted to take a stroll out of the classroom and go to the bathroom to use the toilet. He didn't know if he could smoke secretly here...
But as soon as Keren stood up, looking at the people coming and going, especially the female classmates who were wearing knee-length skirts and inviting each other to go to the bathroom in groups of three or five, Yan Han suddenly thought of a very serious problem.
Cold sweat instantly broke out, and Yan Han called the system: "Xiaowu, I overlooked a problem before..."
[What problem? 】
"I need to go to the bathroom, what should I do?"
Should he go to the bathroom with a group of female classmates, arm in arm, together?