[Going to the toilet means taking off your pants, trying hard, using all your strength...] The baby voice in the mind said.
"Don't joke, you know what I mean." Yan Han said helplessly.
[...This problem is not on the list of problems that the system is responsible for solving, and Xiaowu doesn't know what to do. ] "
..."
He didn't want to go to the toilet at first, but when having no place to go to the toilet became a very serious problem, his bladder suddenly felt an urge to urinate.
Fuck!
It really troubles me.
"Then tell me what the toilet in this school is like, is there a partition?" Yan Han asked tentatively.
[There is a partition. ] This question is obviously within the scope of what the pentathlon system can answer.
"Huh." Yan Han breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this is it.
He went in to the toilet and locked the door. Others couldn't see him and he couldn't see others either. It was pretty good.
[There are partitions, but the partitions don't have doors.] Xiaowu said again.
"..."
Yan Han: "What the hell?!"
[In order to prevent students from doing anything against the rules in the toilet, the toilets in the teaching building don't have doors.]
"...Does the female toilet have to be guarded so strictly?"
Forgive him for having never seen a female toilet
in his life. He only knew that the male toilet didn't have doors when he was in school.
But his school was also shabby enough. The toilet was a dry toilet, and the partitions were separated by rows of waist-high wooden boards. It couldn't be compared with this kind of school at all.
[Girls also hide in cubicles to smoke and play with their phones.] Xiaowu said.
Yan Han sat back in his seat.
The students who were usually sleepy in class and fell asleep after class were now awake, chatting, gossiping, playing, jumping up and down. The class was so lively that only a few were still sitting in their seats to study.
If you go out now, the corridors will be full of people, and the restrooms will probably be full too.
They have a total of eighteen classes this year, the first eight are arts classes, and the last ten are science classes. Regardless of whether it is arts or science, the higher the class number, the better, and the academic performance is generally higher.
As a provincial key high school, Luze High School has a good source of students, and the pressure to enter higher education is relatively high. The competition has been very fierce since the first grade of high school, and the environment is cruel.
In order to stimulate and motivate students and also for graded training, the school will conduct a class placement test at the beginning of each semester, and readjust the classes according to the results of this test.
Therefore, among the science classes, Class 9 is the best, Class 18 is the worst, and Class 17, where Yan Han is now, ranks second to last.
The pressure to enter higher education is high and the competition is fierce, but there are always people who don't care and don't want to study at all.
This kind of students naturally went to the back classes in the class placement test.
But there are also some people who are motivated and want to go to a good class, but because of failure in the exam, wrong study methods or simply not working hard enough, they are assigned to the back class. "Yan Han" is one of these people.
The setting is that she works very hard, but because of her low self-esteem and loneliness, these pains drag down her energy, and she always has the will but not the strength to study, so she was admitted to Class 17.
There are a few people like her who are motivated but are admitted to the poor class. At this moment, they are all sitting in their seats, reading books and doing exercises, which seems a bit out of tune with the chaos around them.
Yan Han observed the situation around him and suddenly thought of a way.
He pulled his long legs back and started to do the homework assigned by the physics teacher.
Soon, the class started again, and it was still a brain-burning math class.
The fat male math teacher was the type of man who was tough and didn't talk much. He started teaching as soon as he stepped onto the podium, without a word of nonsense. He seemed to have a completely different personality from the Mediterranean head teacher.
When 20 minutes had passed in the class, Yan Han suddenly raised his hand, stood up and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom."
The male teacher was talking to the climax, his blood boiling, and waved to Yan Han to signal him to go, and then continued to talk about his own knowledge.
Yan Han trotted out of the classroom, and the moment he turned around to close the door, he felt that the air in the entire corridor was fresh, pleasant, full of freedom and relief...
He began to walk towards the restroom at the end of the corridor.
Each floor of the teaching building is equipped with a male and female restroom, side by side, at the corner at the end of the corridor.
The location is a bit hidden, and you need to turn a corner to see it.
At this time, the door of the restroom was half-hidden. As soon as Yan Han turned the corner, he saw two dark doors and suddenly began to hesitate.
His previous plan was to wait until everyone was in class and then ask for leave to go to the restroom. There were four or five classes on one floor, and the number of people was only about 200. The probability of someone bumping into him and going to the restroom together should be small.
Then he only needs to sneak in and run to the innermost room of the stall to relieve himself. Even if someone suddenly comes in, they won't notice anything.
But when he was about to enter this door, Yan Han felt that things were not as simple as he thought.
He began to think that since no one could see him, he might as well go to the men's restroom to pee.
What if there is someone in the women's restroom?
If there is someone inside, he can go back the same way without taking off his pants, but what if he accidentally sees a female classmate? No matter
how much he wears women's clothes, he is still a man!
Yan Han felt that once he went in, he would be no different from the pervert who peeked in the women's restroom all day long.
Although he is not interested in girls, and although his subjective intentions are clearly different, it is actually the same for the victims who were peeped at.
The sound of reading aloud rang out in the clean and spacious corridor, and the breeze floated, blowing in from the slightly open window, slightly lifting the hem of the knee-length school uniform skirt.
Yan Han stood in the middle of the men's and women's toilets. To the left was "Men's Restroom" written in blue font, and to the right was "Women's Restroom" written in red font. It was like standing at a fork in the road of life. Yan Han took a deep breath, turned his eyes to the right, and then glanced away suddenly.
Screw him, immortal board!
There is sea water on one side and fire on the other!
He would rather not do the task of entering the women's toilet!
Isn't it just death!
Yan Han simply turned to the left and raised his legs to rush into the men's restroom.
But the moment he discovered his intention, Pentathlon screamed: [Don't move! Stay steady! There's someone behind you!]
"..."
Yan Han's footsteps stopped abruptly.
Is there someone behind him? Is there someone else going to the restroom? But he had been paying attention to the movements around him, and didn't hear the door opening or footsteps.
Yan Han stood there motionless, his whole body stiff and he didn't dare to look back. At this time, footsteps were finally heard behind him, and a steady male voice came from behind him: "Student, what's wrong with you?"
Yan Han turned around and his eyes met a pair of dark eyes.
He has always been rather careless. Although he has the memory that "Yan Han" has in the setting, he can't recognize all the classmates around him for a while.
But the person in front of him is not from their class, but he still remembers him.
It's Lin Jianlu, the big nerd who helped him out on the playground.
Facts have proved that handsome people have privileges.
The other person has a strange aura. As long as you get close to him, you will feel that all the sounds around you are blocked and it is quiet. It is hard not to notice it.
"What's wrong with you? Do you need help?" When Yan Han was looking at the other person, Lin Jianlu was also looking at him.
"Where do you feel uncomfortable?" Lin Jianlu asked in a concerned but polite manner. The medal with the word "Discipline" on his chest was shining brightly, indicating that he was also responsible for skipping class.
Yan Han shook his head. He didn't know what Lin Jianlu had just seen, but now the other party was standing here. He was wearing a skirt and he couldn't run into the men's restroom in front of the other party. There
were still two roads left, one was the women's restroom in front, and the other was the road behind him, leading to the classroom.
Under Lin Jianlu's gaze, Yan Han fell into hesitation. He had finally asked for leave and didn't want to waste this opportunity, but he couldn't stand here in front of Lin Jianlu. Otherwise, he should go to the women's restroom and hide for a while?
Yan Han suddenly thought of the layout of the toilet he had just seen through the outer door.
The outside of the toilet was the washbasin, and the inside was the toilet. He could go in and close the door, hide outside and wait for Lin Jianlu to leave, or take the opportunity to scout the area, and then sneak into the men's toilet when no one was around...
In a flash, Yan Han thought this method was feasible. The door inside the toilet was tightly closed, and the outside was also an independent space, so it would not be considered crossing the line for him to go in.
After finalizing the route of action, Yan Han smiled at Lin Jianlu, and just as he was about to turn around and rush into the women's toilet, there was a "creak" sound in the corridor, and from the sound of footsteps, it was two people running towards this side in a hurry.
"Oh, my chest strap is broken, can you help me take a look!" a girl whispered.
"You said you were not feeling well and asked me to come out with you because of this? How did the chest strap break?" another female voice said.
"I don't know, maybe it's not fastened tightly, let's go to the toilet quickly..."
The two girls ran forward, one of them still holding her chest, because they didn't notice the two people standing in front of the toilet at the end of the corridor at first because of their blind spot.
Of course, no one would have thought that there would be two people standing together in front of the toilet door during class time, so close that from the perspective of the two girls, they could only see the tall back of a boy.
The person in front of him was blocked by him.
Only a fluttering skirt could determine that she was a female classmate.
"Ah!" One of the girls screamed a little.
She at least remembered that no one was allowed to shout in the corridor during class time.
But no matter whether it was this scream or the words the two people whispered just now, they all fell into the ears of the two people standing in front of the toilet "gazing affectionately".
Lin Jianlu turned around, showing his face, and at the same time, Yan Han was also exposed.
The scream became two people's.
"Lin, Lin, Lin Jianlu...Oh my God!" The girl who covered her chest blushed instantly. In this day and age, it's okay to talk about bra straps in front of boys, but this person is Lin Jianlu!
She is a die-hard fan of Lin Jianlu's fan club!
But...huh? Strange.
Who is the girl opposite Lin Jianlu? Why were they standing at the toilet door, so close to each other...
When they passed by each other, she finally saw the face of the person standing opposite Lin Jianlu. The girl showed a surprised expression, not even caring about embarrassment and shyness.
Due to the problem of the visual angle, she suddenly turned the corner, and at that moment she seemed to see Lin Jianlu and the girl's face very close, as if... kissing.
But how is it possible! That's Lin Jianlu! Her idol has a cleanliness fetish and has never been too close to anyone! She must be overthinking!
…
The frightened female classmate was still in shock. She could only blame the guy opposite her male idol for being so handsome. She suddenly had the illusion that it was not strange for such a handsome face to match her male idol…
Yan Han: “…”
Seeing a girl put on a ghostly expression after seeing him and then was dragged into the female toilet by another classmate, Yan Han didn’t know what kind of fright he had caused to others.
At this moment, he only felt that his hope was broken just like the toilet door that was slammed shut.
Facing Lin Jianlu’s gaze, he thought, what if the two girls were adjusting their bra straps outside? He couldn’t enter this door no matter what…
But wait!
Did Lin Jianlu stare at him a little longer this time? And his eyes were always focused on...
Following Lin Jianlu's gaze, Yan Han looked down and saw his chest, which was as flat as an airport.
...
He is a man, so of course he has no chest.
Fortunately, it is cold now, and he is wearing a lot of clothes inside, so he doesn't look too flat, at least no one has noticed anything unusual before...
So what is this person looking at? !
...
Yan Han's heart almost trembled.
Lin Jianlu is the school's disciplinary committee member, and he looks very dedicated. There is no problem. If he finds out his true identity...
Is it possible that Brother Yan will be defeated here on the first day? !
Yan Han ordered himself to calm down.
He thought that girls of this age should not be fully developed yet. He is wearing so many clothes and now looks flat at most. It shouldn’t make people think that he is not actually a woman, right?
Yes... and the system’s skills, isn’t it said that people will not discover his abnormality based on his appearance?
[Uh... neither the ultimate beauty nor the slim body soft skills contain the function of disguising breasts.] Xiao Wu spoke up in time to break Yan Han’s fantasy.
Yan Han: “…”
[It’s just the appearance! There are also male features that cannot be concealed, such as limbs and Adam’s apple, which can be adjusted accordingly. The host’s chest and nipples are not within our jurisdiction!]
“…”
No, is this the time to talk about these?
Feeling the host's low pressure, although he didn't understand why the host was angry, Xiao Wu still tried his best to help him find a solution:
[If the host is willing, Xiao Wu can apply for the [sex change] skill for the host, completely change all your male characteristics, once and for all...]
Yan Han: "Get lost!"
He spit out a cruel and inhumane breath, and Yan Han tried to get into the role.
He used to watch a lot of bloody soap operas with the shampoo girl in the store when he was free. At this time, Yan Han suddenly had an idea, imitating the girl who just ran past him, and suddenly raised his arms to protect his chest.
But he is a rough guy, used to it, and his acting skills can't make up for the wildness of his body -
he accidentally slapped his chest and it banged loudly. Brother Yan said without any timidity: "You! What are you looking at! Pervert!"
...
At least he remembered to control the volume.