"Hello?"
"Is it convenient now?" Lin Jianlu's steady and pleasant voice came from the microphone.
Yan Han: "..."
It's not convenient... It's definitely not convenient. He just applied the buttocks membrane, and it will take at least 20 minutes before he can get up.
I can't just let Lin Jianlu come over, and then I can lie here and apply the buttocks membrane!
I can only wait until it's done.
But looking at the time, it's really late, and I can't let Big Brother Lin wait for 20 minutes before coming over, right?
So after thinking for a moment, Yan Han tentatively said: "Why don't you go to bed early today, don't come over, and talk about it tomorrow?"
Then there was no sound from Lin Jianlu.
The other side was dead silent. If the screen didn't show that he was still on the call, Yan Han would have thought that the call was disconnected.
For a moment, he even suspected that his mobile phone was broken.
But just when he was about to open his mouth to confirm whether Lin Jianlu was still there, a low "hmm" suddenly came from the microphone.
Yan Han opened his mouth, his throat was dry, and he suddenly felt that Big Brother Lin had misunderstood him.
He kept his arms supporting his upper body, and looked back at his butt that was still covered with a translucent membrane. Although he felt a little embarrassed, Lin Jianlu knew about it yesterday, and there was actually nothing to hide. It was really not in line with Big Brother's style to be hesitant.
So Yan Han simply explained the reason: "I'm applying a buttocks membrane... I just applied it, and I have to wait for 20 minutes, then it will be too late."
Brother Yan also tried his best to make his tone sound calm, although his eyelids jumped violently when he mentioned the buttocks membrane, and he felt unwell.
Lin Jianlu said calmly, "Ah."
This time he replied quite quickly.
"Yeah!"
It felt like something called the bottom line had disappeared since he said the word "gluteal membrane". This is how people interact with each other. Before the window paper is broken, you will feel awkward. But when your own affairs are exposed and known by the other party, the feeling of shame and embarrassment will disappear in vain.
So Yan Han's tone became relaxed: "I almost finished 5,000 questions today, so there are less than 5,000 questions left. Maybe I can finish them tomorrow."
"Yeah, very efficient, exceeded the quota." Lin Jianlu praised.
Others, whether classmates or fans who watched his live broadcast, only knew that their brother Yan was doing questions for the competition on the live broadcast website, but they didn't know the details. Only Lin Jianlu, who kept explaining the questions to him, knew where his progress was, how much he still needed to understand, and which questions needed to be recited repeatedly.
So every time Yan Han talked about these with Lin Jianlu, he was particularly excited.
Because there was someone to discuss questions and share progress with, learning was not so boring and lonely.
What's more, Lin Jianlu always gave him some pertinent suggestions.
For example, if Brother Da Lin said that the efficiency was very high, then it must be not low. At least tonight, Brother Da can sleep well with satisfaction.
With a relieved sigh, Yan Han said, "I didn't know what you were busy with before, so I didn't dare to disturb you. It's getting late now, Brother Dalin, why don't you go to bed first? Come and help me with some questions tomorrow when you are free."
"I do have something to do today, sorry." Lin Jianlu said, "I'll try to get up earlier tomorrow."
"Okay."
"Do you have anything else to do tomorrow?"
"No, my task for the whole day tomorrow is also to study." Yan Han clenched his fist and started to dream -
if Lin Jianlu could come over to explain the questions to him tomorrow, minus the time he would have to go back to school the day after tomorrow, then after school starts, he could take two days to concentrate on asking about the remaining questions he doesn't know, and maybe he could finish the first round!
"Well, then I get it." Lin Jianlu said.
"Okay, Brother Dalin, you've worked hard. Good night, Brother Dalin."
After saying good night to Lin Jianlu and hanging up the phone, Yan Han lay on the bed and took a nap comfortably.
I don't know if it was because Lin Jianlu affirmed his efficiency or because he himself was satisfied with today's workload, but Yan Han, who originally just wanted to lie on the bed for a short rest, fell asleep in an instant.
This time he slept particularly soundly and fragrantly, and even had no dreams all night. When he opened his eyes again, Yan Han found that it was already daybreak outside!
He sat up suddenly. Although this sleep was extremely comfortable and he felt refreshed after waking up, the whole night passed in the blink of an eye. If it were the previous Yan Han, he might still feel that it was great to be able to sleep like this, but now he always feels that he is at a loss.
Somehow, he had thrown the grape-scented buttocks membrane to the ground.
Looking at the dried, wrinkled gelatinous buttocks membrane on the ground, Yan Han stroked his hair, trembling and a little afraid to face the truth, and asked Xiao Wu: "Well, did I stick it on long enough last night?"
... If not, then his efforts this month would be in vain!
[Sufficiently.] Xiao Wu said, [Although the host lay on his stomach for more than an hour, and took off the buttocks membrane when he turned over for the first time, it was a bit too long...]
"..."
[But it doesn't matter, you should be glad that you didn't stick it on a facial mask, otherwise you would be deducted points. 】
"..."
Xiao Wu had already explained to him why the mask should not be left on the face for too long. It seems that the mask paper will absorb the essence of the face after a long time, so the mask should not be left on for more than 20 minutes.
...That's about it. It doesn't matter to Yan Han what the principle is.
He just needs to remember that this is the golden rule.
But he remembered it, who could have thought that he would lose consciousness as soon as he closed his eyes...It seems that he will have to set an alarm if he applies a mask while lying down in the future.
Details determine success or failure. Yan Han attaches great importance to such details, and he can never do useless work.
So he asked Xiao Wu to write this matter down in the little notebook with great importance, and gave it an instruction, so that if he falls asleep again while applying the mask in the future, he must remember to wake him up.
After finishing all this, Yan Han put on his pajamas and climbed out of bed. He picked up the garbage such as the hip wrap on the floor and threw them into the dressing room... Thinking in a positive way, it was good to sleep in the past. At least he didn't have to endure the sticky feeling after applying the hip wrap, and he didn't have to slap it like a fool.
It really felt weird to slap his own butt.
He simply cleaned up the room, made the bed again, and looked at the time. It was 7:18 in the morning. After washing up, it was just in time for him to have breakfast with his grandparents.
Today's breakfast was steamed flower rolls that grandma got up early in the morning.
The flower rolls were very soft and chewy, and paired with three or four small pickled vegetables, it instantly whetted his appetite.
What was even more surprising was that instead of the clear porridge from yesterday morning, his grandparents squeezed soy milk today.
Red dates were added to the soy milk, which was sweet even without sugar, and had a strong date aroma... a familiar taste in Yan Han's memory.
He drank two large bowls in one breath, and his stomach was full again. After breakfast, he insisted on helping his grandparents wash the dishes and clean the kitchen. Only then did Yan Han go back to the room to prepare for today's practice questions. At
7:50 in the morning, he turned on the live broadcast, and by the way, opened the question bank bound by A4 printing paper, which was also about to be worn out by him, and began to review the part he had read yesterday.
At exactly 8 o'clock in the morning, his mobile phone on the table suddenly vibrated.
The school does not allow cell phones. If you bring your cell phone to class, you have to be sneaky. Therefore, most people do not have the habit of turning on the ring mode of their cell phones, even during holidays.
Yan Han is no exception.
But his cell phone always makes a lot of noise when it vibrates. Now a call came unexpectedly. Yan Han was not prepared at all and was startled by the sudden crazy shaking of the phone.
After jumping, the eldest brother quickly regained his composure.
He did not expect that someone would call him at this time. When he picked up the phone, he saw... It was Lin Jianlu?
He was so early... ?
Blinking suspiciously, Yan Han picked up the phone, but this time he didn't need to speak, Lin Jianlu had already said: "I'm free now, is it convenient for me to come over now?"
"Ah? So early?"
Yan Han looked outside. He didn't deliberately close the door. Through the crack of the door, he could see his grandfather making tea outside, and through the window, he could see his grandmother watering the flowers in the yard.
According to the habit of the two old people, they usually don't go out in the morning unless they go out to buy vegetables at noon.
If Lin Jianlu suddenly came to him at this time...
just say he is a classmate.
Although in fact they are really classmates, Yan Han didn't know why he felt guilty.
He lowered his voice and said, "Then you come in through the front door? My grandparents are at home, so you can say you are my classmate and are here to do homework with me."
"Okay, OK."
After hanging up the phone, Yan Han heard a knock on the door, followed by his grandmother's voice coming from far away: "Xiao Han, your classmate is here to see you!"
"Hey!"
Yan Han stood up and went out to greet him, but saw that Lin Jianlu had been welcomed into the house by the old lady.
Today, Lin Jianlu was still wearing casual clothes, a seemingly ordinary T-shirt, and a pair of jeans underneath. At first glance, it looked ordinary, but for some reason, these clothes on Brother Lin, with his handsome face, always give people a "high-end" feeling.
Clothes complement people, but some people can complement clothes better.
Then Yan Han also noticed that, maybe for disguise, Lin Jianlu actually carried a business-style schoolbag!
"Are you Xiaohan's classmate? Come in and sit down." The grandfather who was making tea also stood up and greeted him, letting him sit on the sofa.
Lin Jianlu quickly asked his grandfather, who was half standing up, to return to his seat, and told his grandpa and grandma not to be so polite.
He was tall, and even had to lower his head when he entered the door and stepped over the threshold. He looked even taller in the old house with a low frame.
He didn't dare to sit down right away. He almost half-bowed and talked to the two old people. His attitude was respectful and humble, and he even looked a little well-behaved when answering questions.
"You are Xiaohan's high school classmate? Then your family is also from our county? Are you going home to rest during the holidays?"
"Uh..." Unexpectedly, the two elders would ask so carefully. Yan Han was about to help Lin Jianlu answer or simply change the subject, but heard Lin Jianlu say:
"My aunt lives here. This time I came here to visit her."
"Come and talk to me about the topic." Yan Han said immediately: "This is my deskmate. He is a top student in our school. He studies very well!"
"Really!" The two elders thought he looked familiar before. Now looking at him again, isn't this the classmate who was reported in the news with their own children!
It has been a while since the incident happened, and even the heat on the Internet has dissipated. Except for the parties involved and their parents, no one remembers what the brave little classmates looked like.
Even if they remember, they would not dare to recognize them if they met them on the street.
But out of pride, fear and heartache, the two old men read the reports whose protagonists were their children over and over again, and even Lin Jianlu's appearance was deeply memorized in their hearts.
Now realizing that this might be one of the friends mentioned by their children, the old men became more enthusiastic. If Yan Han hadn't said that they were going to start talking about the topic, they would probably have insisted that Lin Jianlu sit in the living room to drink tea and eat snacks.
After taking Lin Jianlu back to his room, Yan Han patted his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and asked him: "Brother Dalin, why did you come so early? Don't you want to take a nap during the holidays?"
"Well, I always get up very early in the morning." Lin Jianlu said.
"Oh, then you sit first, I'll go get a stool."
Yan Han just finished speaking, and when he turned around, he saw that his grandfather had already moved a stool into the room.
At the same time, grandma brought in a plate of washed fruits for them to eat while studying.
"Thank you, grandpa, thank you, grandma." The elder brother has been taken care of meticulously in the past two days. He has been completely immersed in the warmth of home and is moved every day. This is also the motivation for him to persist in doing hard questions.
He wants to get the 30,000 yuan from the academic competition and give it to his grandma to make the old people happy again.
"Grandpa and grandma, don't be busy, go and have a rest." Yan Han said, then pulled over a stool, split his legs and sat on it casually.
【Ahem.】 Xiaowu's baby voice immediately rang in his mind.
Yan Han: "..."
Sorry, not being in school and not wearing school uniform has made him a little arrogant recently, and he forgot to pay attention to his image in front of Brother Dalin.
So Yan Han quickly adjusted his sitting posture and sat down next to classmate Lin Jianlu properly. He saw that his brother Dalin used two slender fingers to open the zipper of the schoolbag he brought with him, took out the papers and exercises one by one, and placed them on the table.
...? ? ?
"Brother Dalin?" Yan Han asked with his eyes wide open... He didn't understand what was going on now, "Aren't you here to explain the questions to me?"
"Yes, you should review first. If you don't know anything, come and ask me. I will finish the homework first." Lin Jianlu said calmly.
Yan Han: "..."
No, he thought Lin Jianlu came here so early in the morning because he had other things to do later and might not have time for the whole day.
With the efficiency and speed of Lin Jianlu explaining the questions to him, the questions he didn't know how to do yesterday could be solved in less than an hour, and then Big Brother Lin could leave.
Big Brother thought so, so when Lin Jianlu came, he was ready to ask questions as soon as possible.
But how... After all this time, Lin Jianlu really came to do homework with him? !
"You told me to come to you to do my homework." Lin Jianlu was innocent about this. He opened his exercise book and said, "I have to pretend to be more convincing."
"..."
Looking at Lin Jianlu eagerly, Yan Han asked, "Brother Lin, do you have anything else to do today?"
Lin Jianlu withdrew his gaze from the exercise book and turned to look at him, as if to inquire about his intention of asking this question.
"I'm afraid that it will take up too much of your time and disturb you."
"No, I'm not very busy on weekdays."
"Well, but I feel bad that you have to do your homework in order to explain the questions to me."
"It doesn't matter. These are homeworks that have to be done. The teacher will check them after the holiday."
"..."
Okay.
So the two of them were still like when they were in school, one asking questions and the other explaining the questions.
But before that, Yan Han solemnly introduced his live broadcast equipment to Lin Jianlu.
There were no outsiders at home, and his grandparents didn't understand, so he had never made this equipment invisible, and just placed it on the table.
And Lin Jianlu was someone who knew him well, so naturally there was no need to hide it.
Now Yan Han wanted to put the things away because it was troublesome, and Lin Jianlu said, "Put it there."
"Huh?"
"Don't you do live broadcasts every day?"
"Well." Yan Han glanced at Lin Jianlu, "But if I do, I'm afraid you will be photographed..."
"It doesn't matter, you can just focus on yourself, I've seen your live broadcasts, and at that angle, even if you can get into the picture, it's just your hand." "
..."
This seemed to make sense.
So Yan Han asked Xiaowu to adjust the angle of the equipment and try to only photograph his own hands.
After all, it was a live broadcast device that came out of a treasure chest. Unlike ordinary equipment, this machine can only take pictures wherever you want, and the zoom can be adjusted anytime and anywhere. It is very smart, so overall the impact is not great.
Later, Yan Han continued to review yesterday's part, and Lin Jianlu borrowed a pen from him and started doing homework.
However, Yan Han's desk was really small, and the two of them couldn't even fully unfold and put down the books when they were together.
And the chair under his butt was not comfortable after sitting for a long time, so Lin Jianlu suggested: "I know there is a library here, do you want to go there to study?"
"Huh?" Yan Han stared, a little dumbfounded, how come he didn't know there was a library here, but Lin Jianlu knew? !
"I looked at the entire map of this county before I came to you." Lin Jianlu said.
"..."
Facing Dalin's matter-of-fact look...Okay, he remembered that Dalin could remember all the streets and buildings like a satellite just by looking at the map.
...Really, it's been such a long time, why haven't I gotten used to Lin Jianlu's super high IQ. How
ignorant he is to be surprised at every little thing!
Originally, Yan Han also felt it was inconvenient to have the two elders at home, but now that Lin Jianlu said so, he simply started to pack up, took everything he needed, and put it all in his big cloth bag. Yan Han threw the cloth bag on his shoulder and left the room with Lin Jianlu one after the other.
After explaining the situation to the two elders, he was asked whether he would come back for lunch at noon.
It seemed that he would not be able to come back, so Yan Han simply said that he would not come back. He and Lin Jianlu would solve the problem outside at noon, so that the two elders could have something good to eat at noon and not to bother.
"Okay, go and play. It's not good for you to stay at home all day." Grandpa waved his hand and said.
Yan Han: "..."
Grandma also said: "Our child is introverted. He doesn't want to go out and see people. He squats in the room every day and only knows how to study. Fortunately, classmate Xiaolin is here..."
"Grandma..."
Yan was helpless with the introverted child who didn't want to go out and see people .
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it. Go and play." Grandma said with a smile.
"..."
Finally, they left the house. The two of them walked out of the alley with their schoolbags on their backs, and Yan Han followed Lin Jianlu.
The small county town was not big, and the library was only a few stops away from his home. The two of them finally chose to walk there, so they could exercise.
In fact, what his grandparents said was right. During this period, Yan Han was only busy with his exercises. Except for physical education classes, he hardly moved. If he continued like this, his physical foundation would be ruined. It was time to take time to exercise regularly.
After all, the road is long and arduous, and the road of learning is long and endless. After this period of time is over, he still has to work hard on "physique" and "labor", and think of a way to get all the treasure chests first.
Yan Han was planning for the future as he walked, and he didn't realize that the two of them walking side by side on the street were like a beautiful landscape, attracting people passing by to linger.
The population of the small county town is small, and there are even fewer people who look like them.
Not to mention that the living standards of the people here are limited, and everyone's clothes are generally very casual, so when two young people with first-class looks and figures, dressed simply but elegantly, walked on the street, they naturally attracted a lot of attention.
What's more, the library is located near the only commercial street in the small county town.
During the May Day holiday, the streets that were originally deserted were crowded with people. In order to promote sales, many businesses promoted different activities, and the usually quiet town became lively.
He walked past the sight lines of other people and crossed most of the commercial street to the library located nearby. The library is a county-level library. There is a study room on the second floor where you can study at will. However, it has been in disrepair for many years, and the tables and chairs are old and worn out, even more broken than the tables and chairs in Yan Han's home.
But there are still many seats, and there are still empty seats at this time. Yan Han and Lin Jianlu quickly found a seat next to each other, sat down, and then took out their books to study or do homework.
Of course, in order to accumulate time and gain more popularity, Yan Han did not forget to continue the live broadcast.
But this time he made the equipment invisible because he didn't want to be too shocking, and it was not such a coincidence that he would meet his fans outside.
At this time, the study group who watched his live broadcast and studied with him had basically arrived, so the fans only saw the host's hands appear in front of the camera again, but this time it was a little different from the previous live broadcast content -
when the host was doing questions, he would occasionally take the bound question bank away from the camera, and judging from the direction, he should have taken it to the right. Every time the book was taken away, the two slender knuckles of the hands would disappear for a short time, and after a while they reappeared in front of the camera, and the book would be marked with new knowledge points or problem-solving processes...
So it was obvious that there was a person sitting next to the host! He was asking questions!
After the first fan who thought of this posted a barrage of comments, someone soon expressed his agreement, and then more people posted barrages of comments, expressing their curiosity about the person next to the anchor and asking the anchor if they could give them a shot.
"It feels like the host has changed the live broadcast location today, and the table is different, so is he studying somewhere else?"
"Maybe they are friends or classmates, what's the big deal."
"That's true, but I'm still so envious of the three-dimensional friends who know the host! Ahhh, I also want to sit next to the young lady, just to get some of her fairy spirit!"
"Want to get some of her fairy spirit +1."
The screen was flooded with barrages, but Yan Han, who never paid attention to these things during study, didn't know what happened. He even forgot about it because the filming equipment was invisible, and he was completely immersed in doing the questions. Anyway, the debugged live broadcast equipment would not have any temporary problems.
So the audience was naturally not satisfied. The only thing in the camera was the hands of their meticulous anchor. At most, they could occasionally capture a little of the anchor's pointed chin, but nothing else.
The topic about the first time a person sat next to the anchor was slowly turned over. After the topic was over, the amount of bullet screens in the live broadcast room gradually decreased. After all, as a certain netizen said, who doesn't have some friends and classmates? Isn't it normal for someone to learn with the anchor?
Yan Han's fans have long become very Buddhist, and they don't expect their live broadcasts to suddenly reveal any scraps of information to them.
Until -
suddenly another hand appeared in the camera, quickly took away a pen that the anchor had placed on the table, and then disappeared at a very fast speed.
...
Time seemed to freeze at a certain moment. Some viewers who happened to see this part were stunned for a moment, and then the live broadcast room became lively again! ——
"Fuck, another pair of beautiful hands!"
"These fingers are so long, it seems longer than the anchor's. Oops, I recalled the fear and torture when I first guessed the anchor's gender..."
"Wait, I deliberately rewound and took a look. The watch on this wrist... is it Breguet?!"
"Breguet?"
"A high school student wearing the world's top ten watches, is it crazy? It must be fake."
"What if it's the anchor's father?"
...
The bullet screen in the live broadcast room suddenly developed in a strange direction unconsciously. Yan Han didn't know that he already had a rich "father" in the hearts of netizens. In fact, he really didn't pay attention to Lin Jianlu's watch.
The main reason is that Dalin often changed his watch when he was in school. Yan Han would occasionally notice it, but later he stopped paying attention.
——What's so surprising?
Anyway, it's not the first day he knew that Dalin was rich.
The author has something to say: Yan Han: Why are your fingers longer than mine? !
Lin Jianlu: For your future happiness:)