Chapter 1
"He's a dead body!!!"
“Ah—ah—”
After a series of screams, several people crawled out of the funeral home in fear.
Lin Sen was shocked when he heard this: "What the hell? A dead body? It's haunted! Oh my god!"
He subconsciously wanted to run outside, but when he looked down, he found himself sitting in a coffin, still wearing a black shroud with a red circle.
Ah, it turns out that he was the one who pretended to be dead.
"I'm dead?" Lin Sen was stunned, thinking back to how he "died". He remembered that he had finished reading a stupid novel all night, and spent an hour cursing the stupid author. Then he went to the lake to swim with an old man, and was hit and killed by a car that accidentally rushed into the lake.
He was probably the first person in history to be hit and killed by a car while swimming, which made headlines.
However, he was lucky and did not die. Look, he was able to pretend to be dead even after being put into the coffin.
Lin Sen touched his head and face, which were intact. He jumped out of the coffin and looked at the gloomy mourning hall. He was stunned. The photo in the middle of the mourning hall was not him!
He subconsciously looked at the black tiles on the wall that could reflect light like a mirror, and the face reflected in it was definitely not his.
What's going on?
He picked up a folder from the ground that the staff had dropped when they ran away in fear. It had “Shanghai Paradise Funeral Home” written on it.
Lin Sen couldn't help but laugh: "I was hit and killed in Tianjin, so could I have drifted all the way to Shanghai? Hahaha..."
As he was laughing, he suddenly couldn't laugh anymore. After realizing something, he immediately turned the folder back.
Sure enough, the page for the deceased Lin Sen clearly stated that he committed suicide by taking an overdose of sleeping pills.
Oh my god!!! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Lin Sen was so shocked that he felt dizzy.
"I really fucking traveled through a book! And I ended up being a minor character who appeared only a few times before being eliminated." I had been on guard against everything, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult.
This is the BL novel that he stayed up all night reading last night. The name is a bit difficult to say, it’s called “Bad Brain, the Baby is Burping Because of Being Bullied.”
Even though he only went over the name once in his mind, Lin Sen still got goosebumps all over his body.
He swore that as a born gay, although he had read countless books, he could not eat everything. This kind of brainless writing was also his first time to read it. It was because he was recommended to read a very charming supporting character in the book - Li Xingyuan.
I won't say much about the two protagonists, one burps and farts and cries at every turn, while the other can only smile evilly, dotingly, coldly, bitterly, and carelessly.
But Li Xingyuan in the book is simply beautiful, strong, mature, calm and wise, with good looks and a good figure, and a past that makes readers feel distressed. Compared with those two silly beibei, he is so normal!
So much so that when readers followed the updates, they all became fans of Li Xingyuan, scolded the protagonist and praised the supporting characters, and demanded that Li Xingyuan appear in more scenes.
As a result, when the author saw that the situation was not good, he immediately changed his writing style and poured several pots of dirty water on Li Xingyuan. Even though the logic was illogical, he made Li Xingyuan commit many evil things, such as kidnapping and murder, and even setting off explosions to attack police officers. He was written into a big villain and ended up being shot.
Lin Sen was so angry when he saw the end that he held the keyboard and cursed the author for an hour! He wanted to curse "Stupid author, stupid article" several times, but then he changed his mind and was afraid of stimulating some kind of book-crossing system.
One can only politely scold the author for having atrophied cerebellum and corns, for having a brain with a little Bk on its butt, and for changing Dadexiang to Xiangji - lacking great virtue, etc.
But it didn't matter, he still appeared here and became a cannon fodder in the book.
Lin Sen is a minor character with the same name as him. He is a college student who is madly infatuated with the protagonist Ling Feng. In order to help him, he does not hesitate to get close to Li Xingyuan and use all means to marry him, just to steal his company secrets.
Because Lin Sen could not get Ling Feng's love and did not want to be with Li Xingyuan, he was so sad and depressed that he committed suicide by taking pills.
Eh? ?
Lin Sen, who had traveled through the book, stroked his chin and thought: In other words... I am Li Xingyuan's husband now! Hehe, isn't this a bargain for me?
Waking up and finding yourself married to your paper idol, is there anything more satisfying than this?
As long as he stopped Li Xingyuan from doing the kidnapping and murder, wouldn't Li Xingyuan not have died? Maybe the two of them could still live together in the book, grow old together, and have fun together!
"My beautiful, strong and tragic male villain, my husband is here to save you!"
After thinking about it, he threw the folder away and ran out.
"Bang!"
The next second, a piece of yellow talisman paper hit his forehead.
"Taishang Laojun, hurry up and give me the order!"
The old director, who had worked in a funeral home for more than 20 years and received the first notice of a corpse being falsely reported, tremblingly put talismans on the man and shouted out commands.
The body of the young man in front of me was indeed motionless.
However, Lin Sen was only stunned for a moment, then he lifted up the talisman paper and said, "Bai Bai, are you fooling around here?"
The curator rolled his eyes and fainted.
Lin Sen chuckled disdainfully, tore off the talisman paper on his forehead, and looked at the two men next to him.
Judging from the plot in the book, they are the two protagonists of the novel - Ling Feng and Chu Yuer.
Facing Lin Sen, who had come back from the dead wearing his shroud and looked pale, Chu Yuer was terrified and kept trying to get into Ling Feng's arms: "Brother Feng, I'm so scared~"
Ling Feng was also shocked, but at least he managed to stay calm. He hugged Chu Yuer and comforted her: "Don't be afraid, baby. Brother Feng will protect you."
Lin Sen looked at them inexplicably and said, "Why are you yelling at me? Can you tell the good guys from the bad guys? I'm a living person, why are you afraid of me?"
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