Chapter 112
After listening to the director, the six guests sat on the stage and began to discuss.
Ling Feng said that his lines sounded profound and mysterious, suitable for being the protagonist.
"I am a martial arts master who is good at martial arts, and I am protecting a gentle and handsome young scholar." Ling Feng held Chu Yuer's hand and continued: "We were hiding in the cave to avoid being hunted down. I said, 'Shh, don't make any noise.' Then the killer Lin Sen found us and said, 'I will count to ten, and if you don't come out, I will blow up the cave.' Then you can say the specific lines."
Lin Sen rolled his eyes.
Chu Yuer asked: "What about me, Brother Feng? When did I ever say I was extremely satisfied?"
Ling Feng smiled and said, "Before the assassin had time to blow up the cave, I went out and killed him. You said you were very satisfied with me and wanted to marry me."
Chu Yuer smiled shyly and nodded: "Well, a hero saving a beautiful girl, I think it makes sense."
Ye Meiyue asked coldly: "What about me? Should I laugh at this time?"
Ling Feng's mouth twitched, and he scratched his hair hard, racking his brains, and said: "The scholar brought the hero home to meet his parents. Aunt, you and uncle are the scholar's parents. You were very satisfied when you met me, and you laughed with satisfaction."
Li Wanhong's face turned pale: "And then I said I was actually a woman?"
Lin Sen couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
Netizen: [Hahahahahahahaha, I laughed so hard that I scratched my butt. ]
[How come it's so funny? I couldn't stop laughing before the show even started.]
[This bloody plot is not good, it doesn't make sense. Whose dog is Mr. Li still not mentioned? ]
Ling Feng's script was rejected. Chu Yu'er gathered her hair and said, "Why don't I give it a try? You know, I'm a writer and I'm good at writing stories. Oh, by the way, my novel "The Sun and the Moon Can Mirror" is being published. Everyone is welcome to buy it and read it."
Everyone:……
[Uh... He really never misses any opportunity to promote himself. ]
Chu Yuer pretended not to notice the embarrassment others felt for him and continued, "It just so happens that I think the two protagonists in my novel are quite suitable for saying these lines."
"I am an ordinary high school student, sitting next to the school idol. I told him that he got the first place in the school again and the teacher was very satisfied with him. But the school idol smiled and asked me, what about you? Are you satisfied with me? I blushed instantly."
Lin Sen immediately imagined the scene in his mind, because there really was such a lunatic among his classmates, and he unconsciously revealed an expression of disgust.
Chu Yuer: "One day, the top student blocked me in the toilet and pressed me against the wall. I wanted to scream, but he said, 'Shh, don't make a sound.' Then the top student confessed his love to me. He went to and from school with him, ate with him, and went to the library with him on holidays..."
Ye Meiyue couldn't listen any longer and asked, "So the four of us don't have any roles, right?"
Chu Yuer:……
[Let alone the official performance, I almost fell asleep just listening to this kind of plot. ]
[Unless you give me money, I will definitely not watch this kind of Mary Sue. ]
[I had anticipated how boring Chu Yuer's book would be, so it just happened to save me from the disappointment.]
[Yes, yes, yes, I won’t buy it and I won’t watch it. ]
They discussed for more than two hours, and almost everyone wrote a script, but the script was always unable to connect everyone's lines reasonably.
In the end, the director decided to rehearse according to Lin Sen's script. The reason was that Lin Sen's script was not only subversive, light-hearted and funny, but most importantly, everyone's appearances and lines were not awkward.
In the afternoon, during the preparations for the official performance, several official accounts started live broadcasts, broadcasting their drama performances on many platforms.
The guest actors were putting on makeup and changing clothes backstage, and someone started to spoil the show in the comments: [Those who have watched the rehearsal live, please be prepared, this is not an ordinary play, this is not an ordinary play, this is not an ordinary play! ]
[Yes, you will see unprecedented explosive plots and eye-catching bloody scenes. ]
[Those with weak hearts please prepare some quick-acting heart pills, and those with a low sense of humor please watch this with your family to prevent yourself from fainting from laughing and having no one to rescue you.]
[Damn it, the more you talk, the more curious I get. What kind of drama is this? I have to take a look.]
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the performance officially began.
The curtain slowly opened, revealing a bed on one side of the stage, and sitting on the bed were Ling Feng and Chu Yuer.
Chu Yuer looked shy and asked delicately: "Brother Feng, do we really want to do this?"
Ling Feng said in a bubbling voice: "Shh, don't make any sound, let me see if this is your first time."
Chu Yuer shyly turned her head away and slowly lay down, and the ceiling light above the bed went out...
[Just came in, what's going on? Is Tianjin Grand Theater now open to gay performances? ]
[Boss Ling, you made me lose face in an elevator full of colleagues.]
[What a disgrace! What a disgrace! ! ! ]
[I thought my phone was infected with a virus and a pornographic ad popped up, but it turned out to be a live broadcast from an official account. My God, the world has really changed.]
[I have to say, this explosive beginning really attracted me. ]
At this time, the tool man Lin Sen walked across the stage holding a sign. On the sign was written: Three seconds later.
The ceiling light above the bed was turned on, and Ling Feng and Chu Yuer began to organize their clothes.
【Poof... three seconds... hahahahahahaha three seconds, sorry, let me laugh for a while.】
[Boss Ling, what's wrong with you? Why is it only three seconds? You don't only have one bell, do you? ]
[Ah? What do you mean? Aren't you a bell? ]
【Brother, I suggest you go to the hospital. 】
Ling Feng didn't know what was written on the sign that Lin Sen was holding. The sign was blank during the rehearsal, but after Lin Sen promised to write something in two hours, he believed it.
Ling Feng continued to act. He pinched Chu Yuer's chin, curled his lips and smiled softly, and asked: "Baby, are you satisfied with me?"
Chu Yuer whispered back: "Satisfied, extremely satisfied."
At this time, there was a knock on the door. Ling Feng got out of bed and said, "Mom Ye, go open the door."
"Yes." Ye Meiyue, wearing a nanny's uniform, appeared on the stage and went to open the door with a feather duster.
Lin Sen "entered" and came to the stage, and asked Ling Feng: "Are you Da Yuzi's boyfriend?"
Ling Feng raised his head proudly: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Lin Sen sneered: "Oh, me too?"
Ling Feng: "??? You are a mistress!"
Lin Sen nodded: "Yes."
Ling Feng took out a bus card from his jacket pocket and said, "There's a million in it, leave him!"
Lin Sen looked at him with contempt and crossed his arms: "Haha, why didn't I realize you were so stupid at first? I'm Xiao San and you're Xiao Si. Xiao Wu told me that Xiao Liu couldn't stand it and fainted from crying."
"Xiao Qi is in love and doesn't want to believe it. Xiao Ba doesn't know if it's a man or a woman, he just knows that he's the bottom. Xiao Jiu said it doesn't matter, he's used to it. Xiao Shi hasn't accepted my friend yet, how about you add him and chat with him?"
“Hahahahahahahaha…” Nanny Ye Ma couldn’t help but burst into laughter for the first time.
Netizen:【？ ？ ？】
[What??? Is this how you use the scale from one to ten?]
[This is too much information. Let me digest it first.]
[Ten pear trees overshadow the crabapple trees, and the square is full of mothers-in-law. ]
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