Chapter 114
To celebrate the successful completion of the drama performance, the director prepared a sumptuous dinner for the guests after returning to the wetland park.
They set up tents and tables on the grass, and had chefs cooking food on the spot, just like camping.
Some staff members also joined in, drinking fruit wine as a beverage. Xiao Huang also brought her golden retriever, and the docile and lovely dog was running around in the crowd, being fed and petted from time to time, creating a lively atmosphere.
Until Lin Sen staggered and asked: "Director, what kind of drink is this? It tastes so good."
The director said: "This is wine. The sweet fruity taste can cover the wine taste, but the overdose is quite high."
At this point, everyone realized what was happening and everyone felt dizzy and out of control.
Especially Ye Meiyue, she couldn't sit still and almost fell to the ground. Xiao Huang and two staff members supported her and took her back to the room to rest.
Netizen: [I've drunk fruit wine before, it's pretty strong, so I have no recollection of demolishing my house, I rely on the surveillance camera to help me recall.]
[Dude, are you a fool? ]
[I can sleep for two days after drinking one cup. My parents thought I was dead.]
[Fish, our fish seems to be crying in the corner, what's going on? Who can comfort my precious fish? ]
Lan Lei saw this comment and asked someone to point the camera at Chu Yuer. He went over and asked, "Teacher Chu, are you okay?"
Chu Yuer really cried. He wiped his tears and sighed heavily, as if he had a thousand grievances in his heart.
[Wow, baby, don’t cry. Mommy feels bad! ]
[Ahhhh God damn it, whoever bullies us fish, I will kill him! ]
At this time, Chu Yuer spoke up: "Do you know? I was born when I was very young, and I was made someone's grandson when I was born. When I was born, I didn't have any clothes, and I was naked for people to see. I was beaten right after I was born, and I cried loudly..."
Lan Lei:……
Netizen: [……]
[It doesn’t seem like an act, so everything he said is true.]
[Yes, every word is true, but it sounds so outrageous.]
[I was born as someone's great-grandson. Did I say anything? ]
[I was pricked with a needle when I was born. Did I say anything? ]
[I was born without a husband, it was so hard. 】
Chu Yuer actively held back her tears and continued, "When I was little, I couldn't walk, so I had to crawl everywhere. That's how it was. I never said a single word of suffering before I was one year old."
After saying that, he burped, and the smell made Lan Lei almost unable to open his eyes.
Lan Lei really didn't know what to say, so he patted his shoulder and said, "I understand you. We've all been there."
Chu Yuer suddenly grabbed his hand, which scared Lan Lei. The next second, Chu Yuer suddenly threw Lan Lei to the ground over her shoulder and said, "So from that time on, I made up my mind not to trust anyone anymore!"
Lan Lei was terrified and called for help while holding his waist which was almost broken.
[No, he is sick, right? Why would he throw the director when he doesn't trust anyone? ]
[Why does Chu Yuer look like he's eaten mushrooms when he's drunk? ]
[What are you standing there for? Why don't you lock him up? Remember to sprinkle some sticky rice and black dog blood at the door.]
[Where is Mr. Ling? You don't care even though your wife is so drunk? ]
The camera turned and Ling Feng entered the picture.
At this time, President Ling was kneeling on one knee, holding his little yellow golden retriever and talking to himself: "Chu Yu'er, I want to discuss something with you..."
【？ ？ ？ ？】
[It's over. Mr. Ling is also drunk. He is so drunk that he mistook the dog for Chu Yu'er.]
[Oh my god, even though Mr. Ling is so drunk, he still only has eyes for Yu'er. So sweet, so good! ]
Ling Feng let go of the dog a little and looked at it lovingly. The dog looked speechless and helpless.
"Yu'er, I've wanted to tell you this for a long time. Can we... change positions? Let me try the feeling of being on the bottom."
【! ! ! ! What did I hear? ? ! ! ! 】
[Boss Ling, you you you... you... you... tell me the truth, did you get a taste of sweetness last time you sat on the sugar cane? ]
[Or maybe the doctor was too gentle during the checkup at the hospital, which made him feel strange? ]
Ling Feng shook his golden hair madly, and said heartbreakingly: "Can you please love me like a man? I don't want to be a top anymore. It's too tiring. I have to make money, show off, and take care of your emotions everywhere. I want to be a zero..."
[So, this is the real reason why they want to divorce!!]
【Blind student, you have discovered the highlight. 】
If they continued to listen to him, the live broadcast room would be closed, so the staff quickly moved the camera away. At that moment, Li Wanhong stood up shakily and walked in front of the camera.
He was self-aware enough to know that he had drunk a little too much, and he planned to go back to bed before making a fool of himself.
So he found the director, shook his hand, and said, "Director, I'm sorry, I'm old and can't stay up late, so I'm going to go back to sleep. You guys continue to play, and I'll pay for tonight's consumption."
After saying that, he waved to everyone and walked back to his room. He did not forget to wash his face and brush his teeth. Then he took off his shoes, went to bed, covered himself with the quilt, and closed his eyes peacefully.
The staff and netizens present were all stunned.
I watched as the old man Li held the spatula and talked to the big iron pot for a long time, then turned around to wash his face in the egg soup on the table and brushed his teeth with a spoon. Finally, he took off his shoes and put them in the barbecue oven, lay on the ground, covered his belly with an Indian flying bread, and went to sleep.
[I thought the old man's smooth movements were generated by AI.]
[Wonderful, it was so wonderful! Even better than today's play! ]
[Is everyone the protagonist? Let me see if Sen Sen and Li Zong are drunk! ]
The camera passed Ling Feng who was chasing the golden retriever and turned to Li Xingyuan.
He looked no different than usual, staring expressionlessly at a small polygonal moving lamp on the table.
Just when netizens thought he was not drunk and were impressed by his good alcohol tolerance, he suddenly picked up the small lamp, put it on his chest, and said to Lin Sen beside him: "Look, I am Iron Man."
Netizens were silent for a while.
[Okay, I admit that my expectations of Li Zong were too high. ]
[Iron Man, why don't you say you are Ultraman? 】
【A man is a boy until he dies. 】
Li Xingyuan continued: "I am the hero who saves the people of Earth, and only I can destroy Thanos."
Lin Sen frowned and looked at him, and said: "Li Xingyuan, are you sick?"
[No, Sen Sen, why do you say that to Mr. Li? ]
[That's right, he was drunk, Iron Man is Iron Man. Even if you are his wife, you can't scold him like that, it's too much.]
[I finally understand why you two came to a divorce show. You have no common topics and can't even chat with each other. ]
[Yes, if I were Lin Sen, I would definitely say, you are Iron Man, and I am your Pepper.]
Lin Sen snatched the lamp from Li Xingyuan's chest, put it on his own chest, and said with his head held high: "I am Iron Man, you big bastard!"
Li Xingyuan was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Well, then I'm your little hot pepper."
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