Nothing else? At most, I roll off the bed.
But what if his wife turned into Old Black...
He'll be scared stiff!
Thinking of this, Lao Bai jumped up from the ground in a flash.
Duan Ruoqing's face flushed red instantly.
Old Bai grabbed a piece of clothing, threw it on, and ran off, saying before he left, "Go back to sleep for a bit, I'm going to wash up."
Duan Ruoqing: "..." Why are you running? Could it be that her husband doesn't like exotic beauties?
On the other side, Sisi and the others were practicing their skills. Hei Bao was also practicing alongside them.
Wasn't Lao Hei supposed to teach the Yun family's children martial arts?
After Hei Bao turned six months old, Lao Hei would bring her over and let her watch over her whenever he came over.
Hei Bao learned to box before he could even walk. Although it wasn't very lethal, it looked pretty convincing.
Old Hei didn't specifically teach her; he just wanted her to get an impression first, so that it would be easier for her to learn properly later.
Hei Bao was sitting in her little car practicing boxing with Twelve, Thirteen, and Xiao Mu Mu when Lao Bai arrived.
Old Bai is a real character, and all the kids love him. Blackie is no exception.
When Hei Bao saw Lao Bai arrive, he stopped practicing his boxing and just wanted to play with Lao Bai. "Ahhh..."
Old Bai grabbed Hei Bao's two chubby little hands and punched them a few times. While punching, he shouted, "Ha! Ha!" a few times.
Hei Bao was amused by Lao Bai. "Hehehe...hehehe..."
Old Bai rubbed Hei Bao's little head. "You learn to box from your dad first. Your uncle and aunt have something to talk about. We'll come find you to play after we're done."
Hei Bao didn't understand, so she just wanted Lao Bai to play with her. "Ahhh..."
Han Dongyu walked over and took Hei Bao out of her stroller. "Mommy will take you to eat meat, okay?" Old Bai must have something to do coming over so early.
Meat?!
Hei Bao's eyes lit up instantly. "Ahhh..." Okay, okay! Let's go!
Little Hei Bao can eat meat now, but it has to be cooked until very soft. Hei Bao is a true carnivore; his eyes light up whenever he hears the word "meat."
Han Dongyu often says that little Hei Bao looks just like her, but everything else about him is like Lao Hei. Lao Hei is a meat lover.
Yun Yuqi and the others wanted to tease Lao Bai, asking why he wasn't home with his wife after getting married and was instead running off here. But the children at home were all there.
Despite the teasing looks from Yun Yuqi and his brothers, Lao Bai called Sisi over to his side.
Sisi looked at Lao Bai and chuckled softly, "Why are you here? Did your wife not care about you anymore after you just got married? She kicked you out of bed?"
Old Bai said with a frustrated look, "She didn't kick me down, I fell down on my own."
Sisi's eyes widened instantly. "No way? You're this weak now?"
"You're the weak one." Old Bai grabbed Sisi and jumped onto the roof next to them.
In the blink of an eye, Lao Bai and Sisi disappeared.
Old Bai took Sisi to Sisi's study.
Seeing his serious expression, Sisi also became serious. "What's wrong?"
Old Bai recounted what had just happened. "Do you think if I made her angry, she might turn into Old Black?"
Sisi imagined the scene. After imagining it, Sisi stammered. "No...no way? You...if you open your eyes and...you see Lao Hei looking at you with...you look at him with such affection, wouldn't you be scared out of your wits? If you're scared out of your wits, then she'll have to...she'll have to live alone in an empty room from now on?"
"Yeah. I want to tell her not to get black, but I'm afraid she'll use that to blackmail me. If she does, I... I'll be completely controlled by her, won't I?"
"Then what should we do? Maybe you shouldn't make her angry?"
"How can two people not get angry after being together for a long time? Besides, I also like to stroll around brothels."
That's true. "How about you think about the image of Lao Hei lying next to you as soon as you open your eyes? You'll get used to it if you think about it too much."
On the rooftop, Old Blackie had a sudden urge to beat up Sisi.
Old Hei saw that Old Bai had arrived so early, and that he had taken Sisi away after arriving, fearing that Old Bai might regret his marriage soon and want a divorce, so he followed him.
Unexpectedly...
Inside the house, Old Bai immediately shook his head upon hearing this. "No, no, that scene is too terrifying, I can't bear to think about it."
Sisi also found the scene quite frightening. But, "You should still try it, I can't think of any other way."
Old Black: What, is there no other way?! I think you just want to experience what it's like to get beaten up!
Old Bai didn't want to try. "Think about it again."
"All right."
Sisi thought for a moment. "How about you press your wife's sleeping acupoint every night before she goes to sleep?"
Old Black: You're always coming up with terrible ideas!
Old Bai couldn't bear to part with it. "No, no. You won't rest well like that. Besides, what man wants to sleep hugging a wooden doll?"
"That's true. "Then you should just imagine seeing Old Black the moment you open your eyes."
Old Hei: "..." This kid needs a good beating!
Old Bai: "..." Is this the only way? "Then...then...then..."
Sisi: "What?"
Old Black: If you dare to do what that brat says, I'll throw you into a bear's den!
Old Bai scratched his head in frustration. "Then I'd better not make my wife angry."
Old Black: That's more like it.
Sisi: "Didn't you say you couldn't do it?"
Old Bai started scratching his head again.
Sisi also wanted to scratch her head.
The two stared at each other for several hours without coming up with a good solution.
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