It's not that easy.
He's lived for over twenty years, and only this little monster who appeared out of nowhere dared to tell him he could go to the palace to see the beauties.
But to be someone else's attendant?
When he was a child, he was starving and couldn't beg for food, but he never thought of becoming someone else's follower.
But he also really wanted to go to the palace to see just how beautiful the beauties there were.
That little monster is so wicked!
First, she flirted with other women to get his attention, and then she used the emperor's women to seduce him.
he……
How could he possibly withstand it?
Why is he so curious?
If he hadn't come over to find out her background, how would she have had the chance to seduce him?
he……
He really wanted to hang this little monster up and beat him up!
"Hahahaha... I look like a ghost, how could I be qualified to be your attendant? You look like a child from a wealthy family. Wealthy families choose attendants for their children not only based on their abilities, but also on their appearance."
Sisi paused for a moment. "Oh right, how could I forget that? I was just thinking that we both like to look at beautiful women. Come on, let's drink, let's drink."
She wanted to fish, not chase after fish to be eaten.
She's already released the bait; if the fish don't bite, she'll switch to a different bait.
If changing the bait doesn't work, try a different fish.
With so many people in the world, there must be one she'll be satisfied with.
The man was taken aback. Giving up just like that? No way! Even buying a bunch of vegetables requires haggling.
Sisi pushed the plate of grapes towards the man. "These grapes are good, you should try some."
He's not interested in grapes right now. "Okay. Everyone calls me Lao Bai, so you can call me Lao Bai too."
"Okay. My surname is Yun, you can just call me Yun Shi. Have you ever been to the borderlands? Aren't the beauties there very different from the beauties here?"
Old Bai didn't want to discuss the beauties beyond the Great Wall with Sisi. However, he couldn't bring himself to become Sisi's attendant.
"I have never been to the border region."
“I’ve never been there either. My father won’t let me go. He said if I insisted on going, he’d dig a hole and bury himself. After he goes to see his ancestors, I’m going to go and have a good look around the borderlands. Come on, let’s drink.”
Sisi shared some insights and information with Lao Bai before leaving with Lao Hei.
Old Bai: "..." He's leaving already? Why not tempt him a little more? He's very indecisive.
Sisi: Even if I've fallen for you, I won't let you feel that I cherish you or that I can't live without you.
As planned, Sisi spent two more days in Guangyuan Prefecture before heading to the next prefecture.
Old Bai: "..." Hey, you're really leaving? You...you...you're irresponsible! You piqued someone's interest and then abandoned them! You...you...are you playing hard to get? You...you...you come back here!
Sisi walked faster than the wind.
Old Bai followed Sisi for a month and found that Sisi didn't care about him at all.
Old Bai got even angrier.
That little monster is so wicked!
After he finished looking at the emperor's beauties, he secretly slipped away and let's see what this little monster can do to him.
Sisi was strolling down the street with Lao Hei when Lao Bai walked over from the opposite direction. "What a coincidence, where are you headed?"
"Let's go to Zuixianlou. I've heard their roast chicken is especially delicious. What about you?"
"I was originally planning to go boating on the lake. But now that you've mentioned the roast chicken at Zuixianlou, I'm craving some too."
"Let's go together then."
"good."
During the meal, Lao Bai was still thinking: He's already offered himself up, shouldn't Sisi try to seduce him a little more? But Sisi only told him how many beauties she'd met and how much delicious food she'd eaten recently.
Finally, Old Bai had to bring it up himself. "Yun Shi, can you really get the Emperor to invite me to the palace to see the beauties?"
Sisi casually replied, "Of course, I never boast. This venison is quite good, waiter."
The waiter heard someone calling him and quickly came in. "Sir, what can I do for you?"
"Bring two more plates of venison."
"Okay!"
Old Bai gritted his teeth! This little monster is too wicked! Once he sees the beautiful woman, he'll definitely trick her!
After Xiao Er left, Lao Bai used serving chopsticks to put a piece of food on Sisi's plate. "Then I'll be your attendant for five years."
Sisi looked at Lao Bai's appearance. "You look like this... Fine, since we share the same interests, I'll reluctantly take you in. When would you like to go to the palace to see the beauties?"
Of course, the sooner the better.
Old Bai rubbed his hands together. "Hehe... I want to go now. Is that okay?"
"Of course. I'm always good to my own people."
After finishing her meal, Sisi took Lao Hei and Lao Bai to Beijing.
On the fifth day after arriving in the capital, the emperor sent someone to invite Lao Bai to the palace.
Old Bai was stunned!
How did that little monster manage to do that?!
Upon returning from the palace, Lao Bai immediately asked the question.
Sisi glanced at Lao Bai. “What’s so difficult about that? I’ll disguise myself as a page of Guanyin while the old emperor is asleep and tell him: Guanyin Bodhisattva passed through this place and found that there is a woman in his palace who is beneficial to his lifespan. If he often visits this woman’s palace, he will surely live a long and healthy life.”
Which emperor didn't want to live a long and healthy life? Especially an old emperor.
Isn't that easy?
The emperor wasn't stupid; to convince him that this little monster was floating in mid-air on "auspicious clouds," one had to be able to believe it.
Which child could do that?
He could do it, but the emperor would be wary once he saw that he was an adult.
Old Bai still had one question he didn't understand. "Then how did you manage to assign me the task of selecting people?"
"Guanyin Bodhisattva said that it was inconvenient for him to directly intervene in human affairs. He could only tell him that there was a young man named Bai who had seen many women and was quite experienced. He would surely be able to tell which woman would be beneficial to his lifespan."
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