Chapter 386 I need a license and I also need to file a complaint!!!
Ji Linshen turned around and glanced at Chu Qi: "The year-end bonus will be deducted three times."
The heels of her leather shoes rolled over the fallen ribbons and confetti, and she walked towards the stairs, holding Lu Shiman, who was still gasping for breath.
Chu Qi grabbed his frizzy bangs and wailed: "Why..."
"Five times." Ji Linshen's chilly voice floated up the corridor.
Amidst the lingering sound of Lu Shiman's hiccups, Chu Qi silently pulled out his phone and searched:
Labor Arbitration Process...
[Earning a 10 million yuan annual salary, how much can arbitration pay out...]
[The consequences of offending your breadwinners...]
How to please your boss and his wife at the same time...
At the corner of the stairs, Ji Linshen suddenly grabbed her waist and pressed her on the handrail: "Funny?"
He wiped away her tears of laughter with his thumb: "I hope you can still laugh tonight."
When the two got in the car, Lu Yannan's face had turned several shades darker.
The two of them were already an hour late for the agreed time yesterday.
"I don't think you two want to get this certificate." Lu Yannan said lightly, which made Ji Lin's heart skip a beat.
Ji Linshen stuffed Lu Shiman into the back seat, opened the passenger door and got in.
Since the eldest brother is the driver, the only person who can sit in the back seat is Lu Shiman, his sister, not his brother-in-law.
What's more, it's difficult to complain if you sit in the back seat.
"Brother." Ji Linshen suddenly leaned forward and lowered the air conditioner vents: "Fourth brother gave me a big gift last night."
Lu Yannan tapped the dashcam with his fingertips: "You'd better talk about wedding candy."
"It's chocolate, aphrodisiac mixed with sleeping pills." Ji Linshen swiped open his phone and brought up the message interface: "The left and right sides have different effects."
The light from the screen illuminated Lu Yannan's suddenly narrowed eyes.
The carriage fell into silence for a moment.
Lu Yannan suddenly turned the steering wheel sharply, and the tires scraped harshly against the stone edge of the green belt. Lu Shiman's head in the back seat hit the car window with a "bang".
"Brother!" Lu Shiman kicked the seat to show his dissatisfaction.
"Old Four gave you some medicine..." Lu Yannan glanced at him out of the corner of his eye: "Did you swallow it easily?"
"Manman fed it..." Ji Linshen lowered his head and adjusted his cuffs: "He swallowed the Dichlorvos too."
"But I didn't expect..." Ji Linshen lowered his eyelashes pitifully: "The drug is so effective."
"The sleeping pills made her snore, and the aphrodisiac made me take a four-hour cold shower. Really..."
Lu Shiman, who was sitting in the back seat, grabbed the ends of her hair and said, "Nonsense, I'm not snoring."
Lu Yannan suddenly stepped on the brakes.
The three of them felt stuffy in their chests due to the seat belts.
"So now..." Lu Yannan turned his head and glanced at Ji Linshen: "Do you want me to turn around and clean up the mess?"
"Brother, Third Brother must be an accomplice. Think about it, Fourth Brother is mute, typing is mute, and making phone calls is mute. How could he possibly type so many words?"
"It must have been my third brother who instigated this." Lu Shiman vowed.
Ji Linshen took out the chocolate packaging that Lu Shiman had thrown away yesterday from his pocket and handed it to Lu Yannan: "Brother, words are not enough, this is one of the evidences."
Lu Yannan took the package and rubbed it with his fingertips: "After taking a four-hour cold shower, you still have the energy to complain?"
"If I took an aphrodisiac, it would be fine..." Ji Lin retracted his hand, his Adam's apple rolling: "But if Manman accidentally took it, I'm afraid she would be confused after soaking in cold water for four hours."
He lowered his eyelashes: "I don't know if this medicine has any side effects. Manman slept so soundly last night..."
Hearing his words, Lu Yannan's eyes flashed with anger. This fourth brother was too tactless in his actions.
He stuffed the chocolate wrapper into his suit pocket and said, "Should we go get the marriage certificate now, or should we book an orthopedic ward for the two of us first?"
"Get the certificate first." Ji Lin held Lu Shiman's hand tightly: "Only after the status is determined can we take revenge..."
The sound of the Civil Affairs Bureau's steel stamp pressing on the red book was like a tuning hammer.
Lu Shiman was flipping through the pages of the marriage certificate when Ji Linshen suddenly grabbed her wrist and dragged her to a corner.
"Mrs. Ji?" He rubbed his thumb across her dimple on the ID photo.
She raised her eyebrows and squinted at him: "It's not the wedding night yet, Mr. Ji."
Ji Linshen suddenly took the red book from her hand, put the two books together and pressed them against his chest: "Can you change your words now?" A smile appeared at the corner of his eyes: "Wife?"
Lu Shiman chuckled and poked his tense chest muscles with his fingertips: "Old...Old Ji."
He pinched Lu Shiman's wrist and pulled him into his arms: "Isn't the last word a bit wrong?"
"Then...Dad Ji..."
Ji Lin held her neck tightly and pressed her towards him, his hot breath burning her ears red: "If you can't say it now..."
"Hubby." She stood on tiptoe and took his Adam's apple in her mouth, her teeth knocking lightly on the bulge: "Would you like to take two more cold showers tonight?"
Lu Yannan knocked on the table with his knuckles: "If you two want to flirt, go back home and do it." He snatched the red certificate from Ji Linshen's hand and turned away.
Ji Linshen carried Lu Shiman, who was still touching his Adam's apple, on his shoulders: "No hurry."
He slapped her hips hard with his palms: "First, let's watch Big Brother 'clean up the house'."
Electronic sound waves of game sound effects floated in the Lu family's living room.
Lu Qiyun slumped in the lazy sofa with his knees hugged, watching Lu Jianheng and Lu Chixu frantically pressing the handle.
"Did they really drug him?" Lu Jianheng rubbed the direction keys with his thumb and glanced at his brother.
Lu Qiyun nodded with his chin resting on his knees, a tuft of hair sticking up from the top of his fluffy hair.
"You...no, you are committing a crime, you know that?" Lu Jianheng was very disappointed.
"oh."
"Are you crazy?!" Lu Chixu suddenly threw the controller and slapped him on the back of the head. "Who will take care of our sister if you poison Ji Linshen?"
Lu Qijun covered his head and groaned: "...It can't be broken."
He is very confident in his own pharmaceutical capabilities.
"Do you really think you're the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace?" Lu Chixu pulled his ear and yelled, "What if your hands shake and you mix the wrong proportions?"
There is a big problem.
Lu Qiyun thought for a moment: "At most, diarrhea."
"Brother, tell me, what kind of drug did you put in there? Where did you put it?"
There was a slight sound of the door lock opening from the entrance.
Lu Yannan stood at the entrance, his voice cold and angry: "Lu Qijun, study."
Lu Chixu grabbed some potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth to hide his smile, while Lu Jianheng quickly picked up the game controller.
Before his fingertips touched the buttons, Lu Yannan glanced across the sofa: "Lu Jianheng, follow me."
Lu Shiman held Ji Linshen's hand and gloated, with a smile on her little face as if she was enjoying the show.
"Ji Linshen." Lu Yannan cast a long, oblique shadow at the corner of the stairs, "You come up too."
Lu Shiman tiptoed and waved at the three figures: "Second brother~" The sweet ending tone turned three bends, "Sister will play games with you~"
Lu Chixu grabbed the pillow and threw it at the source of the noise: "Speak properly, your voice is pinched like a screaming chicken, it's unpleasant!"
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