Si Muqiao slept for two days and two nights in one go.
She was awakened by the sound of the system issuing tasks.
"Ding, please confess your love to His Majesty once, and you will gain +3 health points."
"Ding, please act like a spoiled child to His Majesty once, and you will gain +3 health points."
"Ding, please reach out and touch His Majesty's Adam's apple, and you will gain +5 health points."
"Ding, please reach out and touch His Majesty's chest muscles, and you will gain +5 health points."
"Note: The host's current remaining health value: eleven days."
"Note: The host currently has His Majesty's favorability: +29."
"Host, come on, meow~"
Si Muqiao: “…”
I always feel that 233 is going further and further on the road of cuteness and will never come back.
But wait, did she hear that right?
When did the Dog Tyrant become so favorable towards her?
"Tongzi, the favorability is 29? Is that true?"
"What happened while I was sleeping?" Si Muqiao was surprised, happy and confused.
"Hey, host, this is the situation..."
"Favorability is accumulated over time, because you are busy~"
“So sometimes when my favorability goes up, you may not hear it clearly when I announce it.”
"But the current favorability rating is 29, that's right~"
"Busy? Didn't you hear me? No way, 233, were you so focused on online dating that you forgot to report it to me?"
There was a hint of doubt in Si Muqiao's tone.
"No, I was delayed because I wanted to read a novel... um." 233 was talking, but suddenly he stopped talking.
"Sure, Tongzi, you are really good!"
"You were absent from work and neglected your duties. Believe it or not, I will report you!" Si Muqiao threatened.
"No, host, you are currently unable to contact the Lord God, so there is no such thing as reporting."
233's silly tone carried a hint of pride.
"Well, when you finish reading this batch of novels, don't come to me. I won't download them for you even if you ask me for them. Humph."
"No, host! I'm wrong~" 233 immediately admitted his mistake upon hearing that.
"My dear host, respected host, I promise I won't do this again in the future, please let me go~" 233 tried his best to act cute.
"Then tell me, besides dereliction of duty, what other mistakes have you made?" Si Muqiao continued to ask.
Originally, she was just teasing 233 on purpose.
But what was unexpected was that 233 was accidentally exposed.
"there is none left."
"Is it really gone? Are you sure?"
"Well, that's fine. The tasks are not randomly released. I choose them from the task library according to my mood."
"But in this case, it doesn't have any adverse effects on you, the host, so it can't be considered a mistake, right?" 233 spoke cautiously.
"What else?"
"If anything, the new shopping method in the mall was actually something I applied for~"
"Just to get a little kickback when you spend money on shopping~" 233's voice faded away.
"And then? Keep talking!" Si Muqiao.
"It's gone. It's really gone this time!" 233 was almost about to swear on the spot.
Its host has always been a fool, why does he react so quickly today?
Could it be that its host is actually pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?
"Oh, you are good, Tongzi."
"If I wasn't bored and was just teasing you, would you never tell me about this mission?"
"I was wondering why you issued these tasks in such a weird and arbitrary way?"
"It seems like when you're in a bad mood, you pick some direct suicide tasks for me, and when you're in a good mood, you pick some indirect suicide tasks for me."
"No matter what, you just want to watch me die, right?" Si Muqiao asked.
"No, no, the mission is in the system mission library, it's not something I made up randomly~"
"When I'm unhappy, I occasionally post some fun tasks, watch you do them, and then secretly feel happy~"
"!!!"Si Muqiao.
Is it really okay for you to be so honest?
It's really heartbreaking to hear this, isn't it?
She said that this mission was to split the tyrant's head, pull out his hair, and hit him on the head if he didn't agree with her.
It turns out that this jerk 233 deliberately picked the most stupid and suicidal task in the task library for her!
And then, just to watch her jumping around and doing all kinds of things to kill herself in front of the dog tyrant?
Broken, broken, my heart is broken.
She actually thought the system was a silly fool and a trustworthy friend.
Who would have known that beneath this silly appearance lies such an excessive mind.
When she woke up in the carriage last time, she inexplicably felt that there was a bald spot on the dog tyrant's head.
But she didn't dare ask.
After all, she had pulled the dog tyrant's hair!
Now it seems that it’s all 233’s fault.
snort!
And that mall!
The mall can be purchased with silver and money. It was clearly 233 who applied for it on her own initiative, and he wanted her to spend money to buy things in the mall so that she could level up faster.
But it packaged it in the side quest reward.
Using public power for personal gain.
Are you planning to get kickbacks later?
This... person is doing something?
Ugh, the system is not human at all.
"Host, are you angry?"
"Host, why are you ignoring me?"
"Host, can you please say something? If you don't, I'll be a little panicked!"
"Wow, host, I was wrong, really..."
"Regarding the mission, I was wrong. I apologize!"
"As for the kickbacks, I just wanted to deduct 10%, which is not much."
"Ten percent is not enough? Why don't you open a Korean loan company?" Si Muqiao almost wanted to blow up the Dogecoin system.
For example, if she wanted to buy something worth one hundred taels of silver, 233 would quote her a price of one hundred and ten taels without her knowing.
Ten taels of it are the kickbacks taken by 233.
Then, it certainly wouldn't tell her yet.
Just hearing this makes me want to punch someone!
"Well, host, don't be angry. At most, I... I'll only take 1% okay?"
"..."Si Muqiao.
Okay, this is the first time that Si Muqiao decisively chose to mute the microphone.
Simuqiao was secretly angry when he suddenly heard the familiar voice of the Dog Tyrant.
"Miss Si, please stop sleeping and open your eyes for me."
The voice was calm but with a hint of anger, which made Si Muqiao's heart tremble and countless guesses flashed through his mind.
Then, I saw her eyelashes move, and then her confused eyes slowly opened.
There was also a sense of confusion in his tone: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, where is this?"
"Why am I here?"
"In the carriage, the matter in Guozhou has been dealt with, and we are returning to Beijing." After Murong Qingli gave a simple answer, he spoke again.
"Finally you woke up, how do you feel?"
"Feeling a little dizzy? And a little hungry?" Si Muqiao thought about it seriously and then answered.
"..."Murong Qingli.
Okay, this answer is very Si Meiren!
"Lady Si, do you have anything to say to me?" Murong Qingli asked, staring into her eyes.
Do you have anything to say to the dog tyrant?
Si Muqiao thought about it and said, well, it really is there!
"You are the joy of youth, even if you read it the other way around!" Si Muqiao said seriously.
Humph, even though she had a falling out with the system, the mission still had to be completed!
After all, she hasn't lived enough!
"⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄!" Murong Qingli was caught off guard by the confession.
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