“???” Si Muqiao.
[You have cat biscuits, right? ]
[You want me to rub your back for free, and you have to close your eyes? ]
[If you have the guts, do it yourself, don’t call me! ]
[What the hell is this about closing your eyes? I can't even see the road, how can I get over there? Fly over there? Idiot! ]
[Do you believe me? I will rub your dog face with a bath towel until it is swollen? ]
"What are you wasting time for? Why don't you just get in here?" Murong Qingli's voice became colder.
Oh, he wanted to see how Lady Si planned to rub his handsome face until it was swollen.
"Yes, I obey your command."
"But, Your Majesty, I have never entered your inner chamber."
"If I close my eyes, I'm afraid I'll get lost."
"It's okay, just follow what I say."
"oh."
After pushing the door open, Si Muqiao really closed her eyes. She opened her hands and groped forward, waiting for Murong Qingli to give orders.
"Take three steps forward, then lift your leg, step forward, and keep moving forward!"
"Turn left."
At the prompting of the Dog Tyrant, Si Muqiao finally stopped next to the bathtub.
"Bend to the left, lower your head, and reach out your hands."
Si Muqiao stretched out his hand as he said, and pinched a piece of bath scrubber.
"Your Majesty, am I going to take action?"
"Hmm." Murong Qingli hummed coldly.
Si Muqiao couldn't help but pinch the thing with his right hand, stretched out his left hand and touched it tentatively first.
Hey, the dog tyrant's skin is pretty smooth.
"Miss Si!"
"Your Majesty, I am only confirming your location."
After saying that, Si Muqiao withdrew her hand and began to rub it up and down and left and right.
At this moment, the system's voice in my mind sounded frantically.
"Tick, mission released: Host, touch your Majesty's head and say, 'Hey, your head is really round', you will gain three days of health."
"Ding, mission released: Host, flick your head at His Majesty's forehead and say, 'Hmm, so crisp', you can gain five days of health."
"Tick, mission released: Host, pinch His Majesty's Adam's apple and say, 'Hey? Not dead yet?' You can gain seven days of health."
"Tick, mission released: If the host caresses His Majesty's abdominal muscles for an incense stick of time, he will gain ten days of health."
"Tick, mission released: The host will gain 15 days of health if he performs splits in front of His Majesty."
"Tick, mission released: The host and His Majesty take a mandarin duck bath and gain thirty days of health."
“…”
The system notification sound that was madly refreshing the screen made Si Muqiao's head buzz.
She could understand the last one and the second to last one.
After all, this is a concubine system.
In order to make her a favored concubine, the system will issue some tasks that require her to take the initiative to get close to the Dog Tyrant.
This is to bring two people closer together.
That's totally fine.
But what are the other questions?
Is the system sure it's not trying to trick her?
Are you sure you don't dislike her for living too long?
This is to make her dance wildly on the dog tyrant's grave.
She dared to say it, as long as she dared to put her hand on the dog tyrant's head or neck.
Before she could even move, the dog tyrant would surely strike first and break her neck.
After all, this has actually happened before.
I heard that once a palace maid tried to climb onto the bed while His Majesty was bathing, and took the opportunity to do some xo things.
As a result, he was strangled to death on the spot by His Majesty and then thrown into a sinking pond.
She...she doesn't dare!
Woo woo ┭┮﹏┭┮
However, the mission has been issued, and if she does nothing, it seems like a waste of opportunity.
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