Chapter 470: Are you in need of a bathtub?
That’s great, that’s great.
He swiftly took out the relic and placed it into the prepared soup filled with poisonous insects. He stirred it until the effect of the relic was released, then poured it into a huge bathtub and added some special treasures as complementary ingredients.
Wait for the little wizard to add all the medicines.
The great wizard tested the water temperature and the potency of the medicine, and when he saw that it was about right, he pointed at Jiujiu and Dijiang lying on the couch and said, "Okay, take off their clothes, put them in the tub, and soak them for ten days and ten nights. This will surely help them rebuild their meridians and achieve eternal life."
"It would be best to put their Longyuan Sword and Fengming Sword in there as well, to ensure that the two of them can become immortal through a relic, and there won't be any accidents."
Those who can pull out the Longyuan Sword and the Fengming Sword are destined to be a match made in heaven.
The dragon and the phoenix are auspicious and will never leave each other.
The great wizard is willing to help a pair of lovers get together and give them both eternal life.
"Yes, Great Wizard."
Several little wizards were busy following the instructions of the big wizard.
"Shall we go out?"
Qin Nian and the great wizard went out.
The two went outside for a walk and a chat.
Qin Nian looked at the surrounding scenery and said, "After so many years, this place is still the same. Nothing has changed. It is still so beautiful."
"If you think this place is beautiful, why haven't you come back in all these years?" There was a hint of complaint in the great wizard's voice.
Back then, the great wizard and Qin Nian had traveled the world together, making their way in the martial arts world. Because each of them had their own persistence and perseverance, they appreciated each other, and their friendship was also a life-long one, so they had an extraordinary relationship.
But over the years, the two have not met each other as they are each busy with their own things.
The great wizard missed Qin Nian very much.
Now when he saw people again, he felt both happy and complaining.
"Isn't he back now?" Qin Nian said, pressing his fist to his lips, coughing twice, and complaining in his heart: "Anyway, we are not going to die, there is plenty of time to meet, why complain?"
"If it weren't for the princess and His Majesty, would you have come back?" The great wizard accused, "You have no conscience."
"I will talk to the princess and the others later and ask them to urge you to come and see me more often." The great wizard said resentfully.
"Look at you? Haha." Qin Nian raised his eyebrows and said teasingly, "You are talking like a girl welcoming guests in a brothel."
"What are you talking about, you old bastard? I'll let the scorpion bite you."
The two men looked young, but they called each other old and started to chase and fight. It was just like the fights they had fought many years ago when they were wandering around.
Everything seems to have remained the same, yet everything seems to have changed.
.
Jiujiu woke up two days later. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw herself soaking in a bathtub full of something black. She was naked, with all kinds of insects crawling around her shoulders and neck. She was motionless, as if she was dead, yet also as if she was not dead.
She was startled and was about to stand up and escape from the tub, but Dijiang on the opposite side reminded her: "Don't get up, sit still."
"Brother Dijiang."
Jiujiu finally saw the Dijiang River on the opposite side.
"ah……"
Jiujiu shouted immediately.
How did they end up in the same tub?
What are you doing?
I'm dying. I'm dying.
Jiujiu tried to escape, but Dijiang held her shoulder with his hand. "Jiujiu, this medicine can make us immortal. Don't move."
"Immortality?" Jiujiu was shocked.
"Uh-huh."
Di Jiang woke up early and had already seen Qin Nian. He knew what was going on, and he explained it to Jiujiu.
After listening to this, Jiujiu stopped making a fuss and stayed in the bath obediently, but she couldn't help complaining in her heart.
[I can understand and appreciate the idea of cultivating an immortal body.]
[But, how come you put me and Brother Dijiang in the same bathtub and treated us with sincerity? I can't understand.]
[What are you doing? We haven't even gotten married yet, how can you do this? ]
[Are you short of bathtubs? ]
[I will give them a hundred or eighty bathtubs when I return, humph!]
[It’s all Qin Nian’s fault.]
Jiujiu puffed up her cheeks and was angry, but her beautiful big eyes were stealing glances at Dijiang's chest.
[Ahhhhhhhhhh…]
[Brother Dijiang has a great body! His chest muscles, arms are full of muscles, collarbones, and Adam's apple are all very sexy. ]
Di Jiang was originally thinking about Jiujiu's thoughts, about planning to give away a hundred or eighty bathtubs. Where could he buy so many bathtubs? Suddenly he heard Jiujiu's thoughts again, and saw Jiujiu's eyes staring blankly at his chest.
Not an ordinary look.
Di Jiang's ears turned red and his heart suddenly beat faster.
“Ninety-nine…”
"Oh." Jiujiu pretended nothing had happened and didn't think anything, and asked seriously: "Brother Dijiang, what's wrong?"
Di Jiang was silent for a moment, then said, "...It's okay."
"Is there someone coming in?" Di Jiang suddenly shouted towards the outside of the door.
Soon, two little wizards came in from outside the door.
Di Jiang said: "Can you help us both cover our eyes?"
Although the two men's chests and below were all covered with black medicinal herbs, and nothing could be seen, they were both full of vigor and vitality, which still made them unable to control themselves.
"Yes, cover your eyes." Jiujiu agreed on the surface and looked quite serious, but she didn't think so in her heart.
She screamed in her heart: [No, no, Brother Dijiang looks good like this, why are you covering your eyes? ]
[I haven’t seen enough of those chest muscles yet! ]
【Woo woo woo.】
Di Jiang listened to these voices, the corners of his lips slightly raised, and his ears became redder and redder. If the little wizard had not blinded him and Jiujiu, he would have been afraid that Jiujiu would have discovered that something was wrong.
Ten is not long, and ten is not short either.
Jiujiu and Dijiang soaked in the water for ten days, their muscles and bones were reshaped, and they became immortal. From now on, unless the gods came to kill them, or their bodies were completely destroyed and they could not continue, they would live as long as the heaven and the earth.
After the two of them got out of the tub, their skin was wrinkled in many places. However, they both felt stronger than before, and their new and old injuries had recovered.
After they washed up again, they went to find the great wizard to express their gratitude.
But the great wizard was chatting about private matters with Qin Nian.
Jiujiu and Dijiang could only wait outside and take a look at the scenery of the rumored land of witchcraft.
I heard that this place is beautiful, but I never had the chance to see it. Now I finally have the chance.
The land of witchcraft is full of insects, some are dried, some are alive, and some are fed with drugs. They are colorful, strange in shape, and seem to be highly poisonous.
The two of them looked around but didn't take a closer look. They were just about to take a few steps forward to take a closer look to kill time when they suddenly heard a roar coming from the room where the great wizard was.
"Great wizard, if you don't hand over the relic, I will kill you!"