The Underworld God Just Wants to Eat Melons

Orphan Yan Yue woke up in a luxurious coffin. She was dressed in black, and her face was covered with a hideous ghost mask.

She was betrothed in a ghost marriage by her foster parents, but she was blessed and had a great destiny. Not only did she not die, but she also gained a special ability -

Seeing ghosts!

emmm, Yan Yue wants to ask: Can I refuse this gift?

Fortunately, she was lucky and met a wealthy noble son with a simple mind. The "noble aura" on his body could dispel ghosts.

She held his thigh tightly, thinking she could eat and drink well for the rest of her life. But unexpectedly, she accidentally saw the noble son "swoosh" and fly to the top of a building dozens of meters away!

Knowing that it was a demon, she immediately packed her small bag and ran away!

After all, compared to demons, demons are the more terrifying ones, right?

Bye bye!

From fear to adaptation, and then to posing as pretentious and making a fool of herself, she finally became a "Immortal Master" who subdues demons and eliminates evil, Yan Yue has eaten countless melons.

She loves to sit in her own tea house, pet the little white dog she picked up, and gossip with people, demons, and ghosts.

"Ha? That mother-in-law actually found a mistress for her daughter-in-law?"

"Ha? That woman lives with her husband and two mistresses?"

"Ha? That young stepmother who squeezed out the original partner is actually the old man's illegitimate daughter?"

"Ha? That sworn enemy of the Underworld God and the Demon King, secretly had a relationship? The century-old melon! Say more, I love to listen!"

Until that day...

"Ha? I am the Underworld God? Impossible, I'm just a con artist!"

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The Demon King Bai Chen was rescued by his mortal enemy at the cost of his life, and then he wanted to do good deeds. But he didn't expect that the first time he kindly rescued someone, the woman dared to take his money bag and run away!

He swore an oath that he would definitely catch her, cut her open, and see if there was only a gallbladder in her belly!

Who knew that he was accidentally ambushed, poisoned and injured, and turned into his original form, which was the kind he was as a child.

The daring woman took him home, took care of him carefully, and often kissed, hugged, and lifted him up high...

Forget it! To prevent her from leaving this venerable, teach her some self-defense skills!

What? Also want this venerable to bark like a dog?!

Forget it! Since she loves this venerable so much, let's bark!

Until that day...

"Ha? She is my mortal enemy, who fights with me to the death——Ming Yue?"

Tips:

The female lead is a big shot, skips work, has an accident, and is missing half of her soul. Her thinking is peculiar (憨直實誠（憨直實誠憨直實誠憨直實誠)

Unit stories that help ghosts break their obsessions, easy, warm, dog blood, funny style.

Original title "I am not the Underworld God"