Chapter 309: The Ghost King Gets Married
"Xiao Tong, you came just in time. Do you have any way to gather all the evil spirits here and make them enter my soul-locking bottle obediently?"
The Bronze-Scaled Snake was speechless. Did she plan to get something for nothing just because she saw him coming? She was not very big, but she had such beautiful ideas.
A vicissitudes of life voice sounded in Zhong Ling'er's sea of consciousness, "No, I am only responsible for dealing with the Ghost King."
Zhong Ling'er was shocked. "Aren't you here to help me win the game? And you are a beast from the underworld. It's a piece of cake for you to deal with these evil spirits. Good little copper, just do it."
"The evil ghosts are afraid of me and dare not approach me. If I show up, they will flee without a trace. And Ling Ji said she was afraid that the Ghost King would hurt you, so she sent me here. Your competition has nothing to do with me."
Zhong Ling'er sighed in disappointment. It seemed that she was too happy just now. This was not foreign aid, but just a talisman.
But then she thought again, she now has the amulet, which means that no matter how hard she tries, there will always be a snake to protect her, and she will definitely not lose her life, so she might as well let go and do it.
Zhong Ling'er stopped and looked around. There was a village in front of her.
After walking quickly into the village and looking around, Zhong Ling'er chose a large courtyard. She then took out a lot of materials and tools from her storage ring, asked her senior brother to build a sedan chair, and used the surrounding trees to make some tables and chairs. She then ran outside the village to set up a formation.
After working hard for half a day, the sedan was finally ready. Zhong Ling'er felt that the atmosphere was lacking a bit, so she asked all the brothers to hand over their red clothes.
Not understanding what she wanted to do, everyone had to take out their clothes. Zhong Ling'er only left Zhou Yizhuo with a red dress, and then tore the other red clothes into strips and hung them on the tree branches.
"Junior sister, why do you feel like you are going to have a wedding?"
Wen Jinyan asked weakly. He felt that he guessed right, but his reason told him that it was wrong, and he felt like he was going to break apart.
The others also looked over here. To be honest, if this was a wedding, the decoration of the wedding hall would be quite out of place.
Zhong Ling'er smiled excitedly, "Brother Wen, you figured it out. I just want to have a wedding. Have you heard of the Ghost King getting married?"
Wen Jinyan shook his head, "I've never heard of it!"
Zhong Ling'er was not discouraged at all, and still smiled, "It doesn't matter, you've heard it now."
"Who is the bride then, you?"
Bai Luochen looked at his junior sister and felt that the child was too young and it was a bit early for her to get married.
Zhong Ling'er handed the red dress to Zhou Yizhuo and flattered him, "How could it be me? If the Ghost King wants to marry, of course he has to marry the most beautiful woman in our world of immortal cultivation."
Zhou Yizhuo's face turned cold, "You want me to pretend to be the Ghost King's bride? Impossible, I am tall and handsome..."
Ouyang Ruochen interrupted him coldly, "Third Junior Brother, change your clothes. Junior Sister is the only female here, and she absolutely cannot come up. The most suitable person is you. Junior Sister must want to trick all the evil ghosts out, not to let you really marry the Ghost King."
Bai Luochen smiled gently and advised: "Third Junior Brother, do you trust Junior Sister? If you do, then change her."
Although they didn't understand how the junior sister was going to "cheat the ghosts", based on past experience, it was the right thing to do to be obedient.
Under the approving gazes of everyone, Zhou Yizhuo put on the red dress with a sense of grievance. Zhong Ling'er took out a storage ring and poured out a yard full of paper people, paper horses, yellow paper and other things.
"We will go to welcome the bride in a while, and we need to keep two brothers here to burn paper."
Yu Chengpeng was shocked when he saw the dazzling array of funeral items in front of him. How many coffin shops must this junior sister have robbed?
"Junior sister, why do you carry this kind of thing with you?"
"My father's death anniversary will be coming soon, and I prepared these for him."
Zhong Ling'er took the storage ring and put away some things. As she put them away, she explained, "It's okay to give these yellow papers to others, but this big house was built specifically for my father according to the Zhong family's courtyard. It can't be given to others. And these beauties, they are the concubines I married for my father. My mother married my uncle, and I guess my father won't want her anymore. I married ten beauties for my father to prevent him from being lonely."
"Leave these twenty or so servants to my father. Burn the others. I will buy them later."
Looking at the mountain of yellow paper and incense sticks in front of them, several people twitched their lips. The little junior sister is really a filial child. If this pile of things is sent to the underworld, Master Zhong will probably become the richest man in the underworld.
The copper-scaled snake twisted its body restlessly, for a rare reason. There were too many things and it was also excited!
After arranging the people to burn paper, Zhong Ling'er pulled Zhou Yizhuo to sit on the open sedan chair. But when she saw that the sedan chair did not seem festive at all, she became a little dissatisfied.
"Brothers, didn't you all buy the red panties? Don't be reluctant to part with them. Take them out and let me use them!"
“Ahem!”
Their faces flushed red as they took out the bright red panties. They were thankful that the panties had not been worn yet, otherwise it would be pointless to give them to the junior sister.
Zhong Ling'er didn't care what they were thinking. She skillfully made a flower bouquet out of her red underpants and hung it on the sedan chair, which added some atmosphere.
Then they took out two gongs, and a group of people carried Zhou Yizhuo away from the village, banging the gongs.
The people outside were all dumbfounded, and their already anxious mood even added a sense of absurdity.
The five women tricked many people into circling the tree. In more than a day, there were more than a hundred people lining up to circle the tree, and they were still cheating people.
I don't know what Zhong Ling'er was thinking. She arranged for the Ghost King to get married, saying that she wanted to trick ghosts. But if she really tricked ghosts, it would seem a bit ridiculous!
"Junior Sister's idea is so strange. Why does she think she can fool ghosts? Are ghosts so easy to fool?"
"What I'm curious about is what she prepared to burn for Master Zhong. Did you see it? She really prepared ten beautiful paper figurines, each more beautiful than the last. Ten of them. What a filial daughter."
"The most I have ever done is burn a stack of paper for my ancestors. Now I know that paper can be burned in this way. In comparison, I am so unfilial."
"No, did you see that? The direct descendants of Taiqiong Sect have a pair of red underwear in their hands. Is there any legend about these red underwear? I want to get a pair too."
"Am I the only one who wants to talk about the flower ball made of underwear? Junior sister's hands are really skillful. She even made a flower out of the underwear!"
"In fact, Junior Sister and the others don't have to do anything to win. Currently, they are the only ones who don't have the beauty trap. The most competitive teams are useless."
Zhong Ling'er stood in front of the team and led the wedding procession towards a place with heavy yin energy. Sure enough, not long after they walked, they encountered a big ghost in the fusion period.
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