Yun Zhizhi ran up to them with lightning speed and looked Zhao Yize up and down: "Ze'er, why did you have such a stupid idea to shave your head like that? Don't ever think about becoming a monk!"
"Also, why do your little lips look like they've been poisoned?"
Seeing his disciple Zhao Yunjin's expression suddenly change, Master Xuanzhen immediately made his escape.
Second Brother Zhao Yize's big, round eyes first glanced quickly at Master Xuanzhen, who had hurriedly slipped into the mansion like a mouse, before slowly turning around and replying in a serious tone:
“My master said that when I go out to beg for alms, I must look real, so he personally took charge and shaved my head off.”
"Not only that, we also specially applied the witch-colored lipstick that my mother used to sell at her stall."
"In this way, the benefactors will mistakenly believe that my master and I are severely poisoned and will not live much longer, and they will be willing to give us some money and food."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Yunjin's expression grew even more solemn, and her voice was clear and cold, "Why are you two, your grand-disciple, going to beg for alms?"
Six months ago, he clearly saw his master leave the palace with his second son, his bundle bulging with a lot of treasures.
Zhao Yize explained, "We're out of money. My master's bundle is full of calligraphy and paintings. He won't sell these precious works unless absolutely necessary."
"Moreover, my master also said that begging for alms is also a form of spiritual practice. Seeing that he was having a lot of fun, I went along with him."
Yun Zhizhi instantly understood why the old man Xuanzhen had chosen the second child from among the five to travel.
Who wouldn't love such an innocent, obedient, and easy-to-manage little baby!
Just as Yun Zhizhi was feeling sorry for the little bald-headed Erwa and was asking him how he was doing, she suddenly heard Wuwa ask, "Why didn't we see Fourth Brother come out to greet the four of us? Is he in the kitchen right now researching those dishes that are even worse than pig feed, and preparing to use our family as guinea pigs?"
Yun Zhizhi looked at her with a "you know it" look, "Your fourth brother has been in the kitchen for half a day, saying he's going to make me a very novel tiramisu cake to celebrate."
"Here's the important part: he made a really big portion this time, so none of us can escape it."
Zhao Yixuan smiled and took out a bottle of pills from her sleeve, showing it to everyone.
"These are pills I specially developed, mainly to keep an eye on Fourth Brother, who is a complete culinary idiot."
"Here, let's each take one. Even if we eat the worst food later, it won't be hard to swallow. The important thing is that this pill can prevent diarrhea."
"Father, Mother, Brother, Sister, what are you all doing here?"
Zhao Yifan, the eldest son, walked lightly to the main gate of the palace and found the family standing next to the stone lion on the left side of the gate, sneakily sharing something.
Upon hearing the voice, Zhao Yixuan immediately waved to him, "Big brother, come quick!"
Immediately afterwards, she put a pill into Zhao Yifan's mouth.
Zhao Yifan didn't ask any questions and immediately swallowed the pill.
Seeing that he completely trusted her, Zhao Yixuan smiled knowingly, "Our eldest brother is not only becoming more and more handsome, but his temperament has also become much more elegant."
She paused for a moment, then looked at the two people beside her and said seriously, "Second brother and third brother, you two should learn from this."
Zhao Yifan followed the gaze to her bald second brother and her chubby third brother, and quickly asked, "What's wrong with you two?"
Of all the people in the mansion, besides their father, the second person they feared most was their eldest brother.
He was only born half an hour earlier than the four of them, so why did he look so dignified?
The third child, Zhao Yicheng, immediately wilted. "Father has already punished me by making me run to lose weight tomorrow morning. Big brother, please let me off the hook!"
After saying that, he didn't forget to give Yun Zhizhi a wink.
Yun Zhizhi immediately understood. "Fan'er, for the sake of your mother's birthday today, please let them go! Besides, one is a bald boy and the other is a chubby boy, they look quite cute."
Upon hearing this, the second and third children exchanged a glance.
Just now, Mother Mingming complained that they were ugly.
Yun Zhizhi's birthday celebration was not a big affair this time.
Only He Yang and his family of three were invited.
When everyone arrived at the kitchen and saw the table full of delicious-looking food, they couldn't help but swallow hard.
Especially those little kids, they were practically drooling.
Zhao Yicheng, the third child, sniffed, "The long-lost taste is still the most fragrant and appetizing food made by Mother."
After everyone took their seats, Zhao Yixuan couldn't wait to pick up a fragrant fried chicken leg and immediately put it in her mouth with a big bite. "Mmm~ it still tastes the same. The skin is crispy, and the chicken inside is very tender and juicy. The layers are distinct, the texture is rich, and the aroma is very strong."
"It smells so good! I could never get tired of this delicious fried chicken."
Zhao Yicheng and He Yangke were big eaters; they each grabbed a roast goose leg and began to devour it.
Zhao Yicheng, in particular, completely forgot about losing weight.
He ate with gusto, his mouth greasy, and he couldn't help but praise, "Mother, the roast goose you made is absolutely delicious! The skin is crispy, the meat is tender, the aroma is incredibly rich, and it's so juicy and flavorful. I even tasted a fruity aroma in it!"
The competitive eater Yang Yuhui loves attending banquets at Liuhuangfu.
Each time, you can not only eat to your heart's content, but also taste a variety of unique dishes.
She really has everything she has to do with her husband.
Everyone was enjoying a hearty meal, chatting and laughing, and was about to move to the main hall when they were suddenly stopped by Zhao Yihan, the fourth child.
He looked at everyone with a big smile and said, "Don't rush off, everyone. There's still dessert to enjoy."
"Someone, quickly bring in the upgraded tiramisu cake."
What's meant to come will come.
Since everyone had taken the pills beforehand, they were all quite calm.
Apart from the unsuspecting Master Xuanzhen and Doctor Zhou.
Doctor Zhou had a bad feeling about this, so he leaned close to his apprentice Zhao Yixuan's ear and whispered, "Didn't you say you developed a pill specifically to deal with Siwa, that kitchen killer? Where is the pill? Hurry up and bring it out!"
Zhao Yixuan blatantly lied, "Master, that bottle of pills is still in Divine Healer Valley, I forgot about it. You can decide what to do with it yourself!"
Actually, all the pills had already been distributed.
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