Please! Glowing dentures are super cool!
In front of gossip, all grudges will vanish.
An Xia didn't care about the garlic cloves that were still being peeled in her hand, and persuaded her great-grandmother to put friendship first.
"Grandma, you are the unique pillar of the square dance group. If you are not there to go to the town, Grandma Hua will be bullied.
Grandma Hua is your closest sister. Can you bear to watch her being bullied by others?"
"But I have to make dinner for the two of you. You said you came back with great difficulty, how can I let you go hungry."
Yu Xiulan was still a little hesitant. After all, she has been out of the arena for many years, and she hasn't asked about the disputes and contradictions in the square dance circle for a long time.
It’s not like no one had come to her before, but often before she arrived, those who were quarreling would immediately disperse when they heard that “100-year-old Xiulan” was coming.
She was the only 100-year-old in this area, and the status and prestige that the name “100-year-old Xiulan” brought her were self-evident.
Even the news media would visit her during festivals and ask her for the secret of longevity.
To offend a 100-year-old like her would mean to go against the entire square dance community!
So after all this, Yu Xiulan became more and more lazy to come out and solve these problems.
That was when her sister Xiaohua could occasionally ask her to come out once or twice.
In the past, Yu Xiulan might have gone out to support her good sister, but today's situation was really special. Her good grandson An Xia was back!
... I just don't know why her good grandson was so happy when he heard someone outside the door looking for her to go out.
Could it be that the good grandson hadn't been home for half a year and wanted to see his old grandparents?
Yu Xiulan thought so, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt it made sense.
An Xia was close to her. After his parents had accidents, An Xia had been living with her, and she was also very familiar with her friends in the square dance.
No wonder An Xia wanted to go out with him. It must be because she missed the old men and women who often gave him candy when he was a child.
She knew that her grandson was a sensible child. He was not only capable and sensible, but also knew how to cherish the old times. He was indeed a good child!
Yu Xiulan's face immediately blossomed with smiles. She quickly washed the starch off her hands, and then took off her apron:
"Since my grandson said so, I must take care of this matter.
Qiangzi, let's go! Let's change clothes now and take little Anxia and Xiaofu to see what happened!"
As soon as the goddess gave an order, her fanboy Sima Qiang immediately raised his hands to agree with all her decisions:
"Okay! It happens that my new invention has been completed. We are sure to win this battle!"
Anxia, who was rubbing her hands and waiting to see the excitement, was stunned for a few seconds when she heard what he said.
[What new thing has he invented?]
Sima Qiang has already started to play drums in his small studio with great interest. Yu Xiulan then remembered that she should introduce (show off) her boyfriend's unique skills to her little grandson.
"Your Grandpa Qiang doesn't know much else but some small inventions.
Although they are not the top inventions that can change the fate of mankind, they can at least bring some fun to our lives."
Yu Xiulan grinned and showed An Xia the diamond-studded false teeth in her mouth:
"Don't look at this ordinary-looking brace in my mouth, it's amazing at night.
It glows, and it's colorful. When I go out to dance in the square, as long as I open my mouth, everyone's eyes will be on me.
It's so impressive!"
When talking about the gift that her boyfriend carefully made for her, Yu Xiulan couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh out loud.
An Xia, who had already "heard a little" about Sima Qiang's invention, also laughed with Yu Xiulan.
"Really? That's so great of Grandpa Qiang!"
"Of course, the diamonds on my braces are real!"
An Xia originally thought that this pair of diamond-studded false braces looked too fancy, but she didn't expect Yu Xiulan to say that the diamonds on these braces were real.
An Xia, who was a little careless the last second, immediately stood up in respect:
"Okay, okay! Grandpa Qiang is thoughtful! Seeing that Grandpa Qiang cares so much about you, I feel relieved."
[As expected of Grandpa Qiang who is at the forefront of fashion, others would give diamond rings to confirm their relationship, but he directly gave me a diamond false braces.
Just from the grandmother's grin just now, I can see that there are at least three or four diamonds. The increase in quantity does not increase the price, and it is very sincere.
After receiving such a gift, his girlfriend was so moved that she cried. 】 From
now on, if anyone dares to say a bad word about Sima Qiang's invention, he will be the first to get angry!
Please! It's super cool to have a glowing diamond-studded false teeth!
At this moment, An Xia's impression of Sima Qiang as an "inventor" changed 180 degrees.
And what surprised him the most was far more than that, because after Sima Qiang came out of his small studio, he also stuffed a small thing into An Xia's hand.
"Anzi, this is a little gift that Grandpa Qiang prepared for you. It's very useful."
An Xia looked at the strange-looking... zipper in her hand.
"Grandpa Qiang, what is this for?"
Sima Qiang personally demonstrated to An Xia how to use this little invention: "
Come on, watch, this is how to use it.
Now like this... then like this... and finally like this, done!"
Sima Qiang struggled with all ten fingers, and finally succeeded in installing this small zipper in An Xia's coat pocket.
"Take the phone out of your pocket and try it now."
An Xia reached out and reached into his pocket. The process of reaching into his pocket was very smooth, but when he wanted to take the phone out, he encountered an accident.
His palm holding the phone was actually stuck by this strange zipper.
"Hey"
An Xia was a little surprised:
"This little thing is used to prevent thieves."
Sima Qiang clapped his hands, and his shiny head looked like a glowing light bulb in the room:
"This is used to prevent theft! In the future, even if someone wants to steal things in your pocket, they can't steal them!"
An Xia suddenly realized, and then expressed her doubts:
"But what should I do if I can't take out my mobile phone now?"
Sima Qiang's happy smile froze. He looked at An Xia with one hand in his pocket, and then looked at the proud new invention on An Xia's pocket, and finally wiped his head:
"Grandpa, I'll take it off for you." He tried
to take it off, but it didn't work.
He tried again── With a "rip", An Xia's coat pocket was successfully torn open.
With the coat pocket torn like this, the whole living room instantly became quiet.
──【Good guy, the old man is still strong, and his hands are quite strong. 】
Fu Qingchen: 【Pfft...】
But fortunately, this coat doesn't need to be worn outside to meet people. An Xia put on a down jacket over the coat and zipped it up, so the torn coat was properly covered.
Before leaving the house, Yu Xiulan was still poking Sima Qiang's bare head and scolding him for using so much strength!
Sima Qiang nodded and admitted his mistake while helping Yu Xiulan out of the door. An Xia and Fu Qingchen followed behind them.
The two old people were walking slowly in front, supporting each other. The two young people behind them did not rush them, but followed them at the same pace. The
four people were divided into two pairs, walking one in front and one behind, and they walked out with a sense of peace and tranquility.
Fu Qingchen came to An Xia's side and took his hand: "When we are old, I will also take you for a walk like this."
An Xia did not show much emotion from her boyfriend's love words. She held her boyfriend's hand and looked forward:
"Then you have to give me a pair of dentures with diamonds, I don't want the shiny ones."
Fu Qingchen put his arms around his shoulders and kissed him on the cheek: "I can buy you a hundred pairs!"
An Xia immediately covered her face and looked around embarrassedly as soon as her cheek was kissed.
They are now on the street, how can they hug each other!
He just wanted Fu Qingchen to change this bad habit of kissing everywhere, but when he looked up, he saw his grandmother holding her boyfriend's face and kissing him.
An Xia's embarrassment disappeared instantly. It turned out that old people are still experienced. Grandma is so powerful!
The four of them hurried to the place where Grandma Xiaohua and the high school students were arguing.
This place was a large piece of vacant land. The community property management originally wanted to use this piece of land to build a huge fountain, but after planning for many years, they never really started.
So this piece of vacant land became a great place for the residents of the community to have fun.
Among them, the square dance army of middle-aged and elderly people and the football team of junior and high school students were the two main groups competing for the place.
As for the office workers and college students, they could only leave in front of these two groups.
After all, one was busy working to earn money, and the other was busy doing volunteer activities to earn credits. No one had the energy to compete with these two people.
Grandma Hua, whose real name was Hua Xiaomei, was once a member of the Old Lady Girls Group with Yu Xiulan. At the age of 68, she won the title of the youngest in the group.
At the age of 68, she already loved square dancing very much. Now that she has passed the 80-year-old mark, she still regards square dancing as her lifeblood.
She also had conflicts with these junior and high school students because of the venue.
When An Xia and the others arrived at the center of the venue, Hua Xiaomei was standing in front of a group of young men with a cane and a domineering look:
"We agreed before that this land will belong to us on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and to you on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, and we will share it in two halves on Sunday.
Now it's not the time to exchange the venue, and you little bastards dare to be so arrogant in front of me!"
Hua Xiaomei is different from Yu Xiulan, who retired from the world and didn't care about the world. Although she can no longer dance freely in the dance troupe like before, she has now become a veteran of the community dance troupe.
Hua Xiaomei will come out and say a few words about everything that involves the dance troupe.
In the past, she was still a little sister following behind her sisters, but now she has transformed herself into a leader of the square dance troupe.
Originally, she didn't need to personally attend to this little matter today, but Hua Xiaomei had just had a big fight with her ex-lover and was in a bad mood, so this group of high school students ran right into her.
The high school students shouted back while holding the footballs in their hands:
"It was only five minutes in total. Grandma Hua, didn't you guys steal our field before?
We didn't say anything at that time."
Hua Xiaomei snorted coldly: "We agreed to change places in five minutes, but you came half an hour early. How can you say it's only five minutes? I think you guys must have skipped school again!
Although I am old, my memory is still good. You guys skipped school once last Sunday, and I saw your school teacher came to our community to pay you a home visit!
I didn't expect you guys are really " You never learn your lesson. Last time, your parents chased you around the neighborhood and beat you up, but you still refused to learn the lesson. Today,
you skipped school again! Wait, I'll call your parents now!"
Hua Xiaomei was about to take out her cell phone. She first opened her mink coat, then her coral fleece vest, then the two layers of warm underwear under the vest, and finally pulled out a tightly wrapped plastic bag from her waist. After
Grandma Hua took out the plastic bag, she handed the cane in her hand to another old sister next to her, and then began to untie the first layer of the plastic bag in her hand, then the second layer, the third layer, the fourth layer...
When she untie the fifth layer, she finally took out a small handbag from the plastic bag.
As soon as the zipper of the small handbag was opened, a stack of five or ten yuan in cash appeared in front of everyone, and then her small mobile phone on the chain.
An Xia saw Grandma Hua's series of actions before he got close. He whispered to Fu Qingchen:
"I think Grandma Hua's small plastic bag is the real anti-theft."
Sima Qiang, who was walking in front of him, paused after hearing their whispers, and the old man's bright head seemed to dim for a moment.
Beep, beep...
Grandma Hua held her mobile phone in both hands, and typed in the phone number of the parent of one of the high school students.
But before she pressed the dial button of the mobile phone, another old voice suddenly came from behind the high school student:
"Hua Xiaomei! I think you are really disrespectful to your age. You are so old and you are still fussing with these children.
How old are they, how old are you, you have eaten more salt than they have eaten rice, you are so nonsense, aren't you ashamed?"
An old man who was also leaning on a cane squeezed out the high school students who were blocking him and walked step by step to Grandma Hua.
Grandma Hua was very familiar with this voice. Wasn't it her damn ex-lover?
Great, as expected, exes will only behave themselves when they are hung on the wall!
Grandma Hua originally just wanted to scare these little bastards, but who knew that an ex-boyfriend would suddenly appear out of nowhere and cause trouble. She immediately exerted her fighting power to the maximum:
"Chang Goudan! Let's put one thing on one thing. It was your grandson and the others who were wrong today, but you still have the nerve to turn the tables on them. I think you are the shameless one!"
Chang Goudan hated it most when people called him by his full name in public. He would get angry if ordinary people called him like that, not to mention that Hua Xiaomei was his ex-girlfriend.
"Hua Xiaomei! You are old and you are still dancing square dances at your age. Aren't you afraid of hurting your waist? Don't
pretend to be righteous here. You just like to shout and give orders in this circle. I have seen through you a long time ago!"
Grandma Hua glared and stomped the cane in her hand:
"Who do you think you are to me? How can you see through me? I haven't even told you about your bad habits, such as not taking a bath before going to bed and not brushing your teeth after waking up, and you still have the nerve to complain in front of me."
Grandpa Chang was furious: "You like to take advantage of others! Every time you go out to buy vegetables, you insist that the stall owner give you a cucumber for free!"
Grandma Hua was not to be outdone: "You like to pick your toes without washing your hands!"
The two of them quarreled more and more fiercely, and the speed of speaking became faster and faster, and each other's dentures almost flew into each other's faces.
But the onlookers who listened to their quarrel felt something was wrong.
Grandpa Chang's grandson raised his hand tremblingly and asked:
"Grandpa, what is your relationship with Grandma Hua?"
Grandpa Chang was still angry at this time. When he heard his grandson ask this question, he answered without turning his head:
"She is my ex-girlfriend!"
Oh...
People around were all mouth-watering, you two sworn enemies actually had a love affair
The high school student who accidentally learned about his grandfather's past love history took several steps back with the football in his hand, and finally collapsed in his brother's arms.
... Grandma Hua actually had such a history with her own grandpa, how could his grandson not know about it!
Hearing Grandpa Chang's roar, An Xia also said "Oh wow" in her heart.
[I didn't expect that their former underground love affair would be made public in this way.
Grandma Hua, who had just debuted in the Spicy Old Lady girl group, was in the limelight, with countless suitors behind her, and her square dance career was also on the rise. So after agreeing to Grandpa Chang's pursuit, Grandma Hua proposed that she could have a relationship, but it must be an underground relationship.
Grandpa Chang agreed, but he didn't expect that after her debut, Grandma Hua had to perform in the dance troupe everywhere, and she and Grandpa Chang were less and less together, and the differences and contradictions between the two of them became more and more.
So ten years ago, they tacitly deleted each other's contact information and chose to put an end to this relationship.
But they didn't expect that soon after they broke up, Grandma Hua had a scandal with the leader of another square dancing troupe.
Grandpa Chang was furious and thought that Grandma Hua had cheated on him, so he flew thousands of miles to find Grandma Hua to ask for an explanation.
Grandma Hua also had a big fight with him because of his impulsive behavior, and the two of them have been at odds since then.
Later, Grandpa Chang learned that the reason why the scandal was spread was just for the development of the two dance troupes.
Grandpa Chang regretted being so impulsive that he even questioned Grandma Hua in public whether she had betrayed him. Unfortunately, the past cannot be changed, and even if he regretted it, it was too late to make up for it.
He wanted to get Grandma Hua's forgiveness and reconcile with her, but every time at the critical moment, he would swallow the words of reconciliation back into his stomach for the sake of face.
This cycle went on and on, and his relationship with Grandma Hua not only did not improve, but got worse and worse.
In the past ten years, Grandpa Chang has been so conflicted. No matter how much he likes Grandma Hua, he would subconsciously argue with Grandma Hua as soon as he opened his mouth.
Just like now, although he is openly exposing Grandma Hua's shortcomings, he is actually showing off how much he understands Grandma Hua. 】
── "Hua Xiaomei, you never rinse your mouth after eating scallions with sauce, it stinks!"
An Xia silently added:
[I really like you, but the words I say are a bit unpleasant. ]
Yes, Grandpa Chang and Grandma Hua, although they seem to be enemies who are incompatible with each other, in fact this is still a tragedy of unrequited love.
Just when Grandma Hua and Grandpa Chang were arguing fiercely, another voice joined them:
"Xiaomei, Brother Goudan, what are you two arguing about here?" Grandma
Hua, who was about to take out her dentures and throw them at each other's heads, immediately restrained her expression of blowing her nose and glaring eyes after hearing the voice, and straightened her clothes reservedly and nervously:
"Xiaoqian, why are you here? Didn't you go to the hospital for a physical check-up today?"
Compared to her ungraceful performance when she was arguing with Grandpa Chang, Grandma Hua's attitude softened a lot when she saw the object of her secret crush.
Grandpa Chang, who was still rolling up his sleeves and preparing to continue the battle for 300 rounds, immediately widened his eyes when he saw his girlfriend suddenly become like this:
"Hua Xiaomei, did you want to hit me with your dentures just now? Why didn't you do it?"
Grandma Hua raised her crutches and poked Grandpa Chang's toes hard: "We are all old, so don't shout and kill casually, and do more good deeds."
"There aren't many people in the hospital today, so the physical examination is done quite quickly. I thought you would be here to supervise the dance troupe, so I brought you a string of candied haws."
A tall, thin, handsome old man with white hair came over from the other side of the crowd holding a string of candied haws.
Unlike Grandpa Chang, who was leaning on a cane and blushing with anger, this Grandpa Qian, who appeared in the falling snow, had the aura of an idol hero.
And the heroine in his mind was Grandma Hua, who was desperately adjusting her dentures.
Although Grandpa Qian is just a beta, he is so handsome!
He is the kind of handsome that stands out in the crowd even if he is already in his seventies or eighties!
He is still so handsome at this age, so you can imagine how handsome he was when he was young.
An Xia even automatically matched his appearance BGM in her heart:
[you are my destiny ~~~嗚~~~]
Grandpa Qian is handsome, suave, and walks with his own aura. He came to Grandma Hua in just a few steps.
Although the two of them have not officially confirmed their relationship, they already know each other's feelings.
Grandma Hua took the candied haws from her future boyfriend and patted the snow off his shoulders:
"It's so cold, why are you wearing so little?
Come on, I'll take you to the coffee shop for something delicious!"
Grandpa Qian looked at Grandma Hua, his wrinkled peach eyes smiling: "You treated me last time, this time it's my turn."
Grandma Hua waved her hand: "Oh! Sister Hua, I have received several years more pension than you, I will treat you!
Ever since Grandpa Qian came on stage, Grandma Hua has never taken her eyes off him.
Who doesn't like a handsome, suave, and charming old man who walks with an aura?
Even the passing ants would applaud and admire Grandpa Qian's old and handsome face! The
ex-girlfriend's attitude changed so quickly that Grandpa Chang was still a little confused for a while, but when he gets old, By the time his brain came back to its senses, it was too late.
His ex-girlfriend had already walked away with a cane, holding someone else's hand with a smile on her face.
For this man who suddenly appeared, she didn't even care about the venue.
Too strange, the Hua Xiaomei who appeared in front of him now was really too strange.
He remembered that when they were in love, Hua Xiaomei only had square dance in her eyes and never him. Why did everything
change Grandpa Chang stood there in a daze, watching the two people walking farther and farther away.
At this time, his eldest grandson finally recovered from the fact that "the little old lady who had always competed with me for the spot almost became my grandmother."
He stepped forward and patted his grandfather on the shoulder:
"Grandpa, Grandma Hua and Grandpa Qian are both gone, so don't look at them anymore.
Although it's not a good feeling to see your ex-girlfriend leave with someone else, you must also learn to be strong, as strong as me!"
The high school boy seemed to have remembered some very sad past, and couldn't help turning his head and crying in his brother's arms.
But his brother's expression was uglier than his:
"Damn it! Grandma Hua who has been competing with us for the venue is going to become my grandma soon!
Who can bear this kind of thing!"
The two brothers in distress simply hugged their heads and cried together.
The matter of competing for the venue was suddenly over, and everyone was busy digesting the big news they had just eaten.
After the crowd of people who were watching the excitement gradually dispersed, An Xia's great-grandmother and her little boyfriend finally walked slowly to the scene.
Yu Xiulan looked around and found that it was nothing serious:
"Well, I'm here, but Xiaohua is gone.
Then why did I come here, to see the snow"
Sima Qiang was also a little disappointed:
"The group of children has also gone far away, and the new inventions I brought are of no use. "
After seeing the useless anti-theft zipper, An Xia no longer had any hope for Sima Qiang's new invention.
But out of politeness, he still asked:
"What new gadget have you invented?"
Sima Qiang took out a fly swatter-like bat from his pocket. He pressed a button on the handle, and the bat of the fly swatter suddenly split into two.
He pressed another button, and the forked fly swatter suddenly began to spin. Buzz
buzz buzz...
The fly swatter spun quite fast, and even left an afterimage in the air.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh...
The sound of the bat breaking through the air and the buzzing sound of the electric motor echoed in An Xia and Fu Qingchen's ears.
Sima Qiang took his little invention and made a gesture:
"This is my latest and most proud invention - a fully automatic butt-slapping machine! It's
specially designed to deal with disobedient little bastards. It hits them hard with every hit. I guarantee that they will never forget it and will never make the same mistake again!"
If this racket could only rotate, it would not be worthy of being called Sima Qiang's masterpiece.
Sima Qiang pressed another button, and the rotating fly racket suddenly began to glow, accompanied by music coming from an unknown corner -
"Dad's dad is called Grandpa, and dad's mother is called Grandma..."
An Xia closed his eyes lightly. It was his fault for asking this question!
Fu Qingchen also closed his eyes. It was his fault for still having such a glimmer of hope in Grandpa Qiang's invention.
Yu Xiulan, who had made a wasted trip, sighed:
"Let's go back. I still have to cook dinner.
Sima Qiang was the first to respond: "Okay, let's go back now!" As the
two old and two young turned around, another voice came:
"Mr. Fu!"
Fu Qingchen turned around subconsciously, and An Xia followed him. Only Yu Xiulan and Sima Qiang, who were still busy discussing what dishes to cook tonight, did not turn around. The one
who called Fu Qingchen was a young girl. She ran to An Xia and her friends in snow boots with a pair of bright eyes:
"I didn't expect to see Mr. Fu here. It's such a surprise."
Although the girl wrapped herself up in three layers of clothes and the scarf around her neck covered half of her face, An Xia still recognized her.
Yan Xiaosi was a colleague in the same department when he first joined Fu's.
...She was also his former admirer and confessed to him.
Noticing the gaze of her boyfriend next to her, An Xia silently pulled the scarf around her neck a little higher.
Can’t see me, can’t see me…
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