Holy shit! It’s so big!



Oh my god! It's so big!

After listening to An Xia's "admonition", Liu Xiaozhou really thought about making peace with Jian Wenluan.

After all, he still had to rely on Jian Wenluan to return to Haicheng smoothly. It was not a wise choice to make their relationship stiff in Norway.

Moreover, he was about to discuss cooperation with the Fu Group, and Fu Qingchen and Jian Wenluan were good brothers. If Jian Wenluan gave him a hard time in front of Fu Qingchen, wouldn't his way of making money from the tea leaf egg stall be greatly affected. Thinking of this

, Liu Xiaozhou stood in front of the door, closed his eyes, took a few deep breaths, and tried to put on the most sincere smile.

Brother An Xia was right. In this life, you can't get along with anything except money.

Liu Xiaozhou, you have grown up, and you are an adult who can live well in this cruel society!

Liu Xiaozhou's eyes were slightly moist, and he was relieved and happy about his overnight growth.

Okay, Liu Xiaozhou, get ready to face the first difficulty after your growth!

- Make peace with Jian Wenlun! And no matter what he says to you, keep smiling, and face all difficulties with a peaceful mind!

Yes, yes, a peaceful mind is the most important.

Liu Xiaozhou curled his lips, put on a smile that he thought was the most perfect, reached out to take out the room card and swiped the door.

Reaching out to push the door, with a perfect smile:

"Mr. Jian, I..."

── "Xiaozhou! I've been waiting for a long time, and you're finally here! Look, this is the one egg eight dishes you prepared, a full egg feast!"

As soon as he opened the door, Liu Xiaozhou heard Jian Wenlun's voice before he even saw his face, and then several plates of eggs cooked in various ways were pushed in front of him.

"Xiaozhou, look! This is a soft-boiled egg fried with fresh eggs that are less than an hour old."

Looking at the poached egg that was about to squeeze onto his face, Liu Xiaozhou clenched his back teeth slightly.

Why do you want to show me so many eggs!

Is Jian Wenlun hinting at something

? He is not using these various eggs to hint at his tea leaf egg stall!

Is he complaining that his stall only sells tea leaf eggs, and the dishes are too monotonous? When

it comes to his tea leaf egg "business empire", Liu Xiaozhou's expression can't help but be a little serious.

Before he can think about it carefully, he suddenly remembers that his task today is not to lose his temper with Jian Wenlun.

Liu Xiaozhou tries to keep smiling. Yes, a calm mind is the most important thing. No matter what Jian Wenlun says, he will not get angry.

"And this, this is a boiled duck egg from my childhood sweetheart. It was born not long ago and is still steaming."

Just as Jian Wenlun finished speaking, a boiled duck egg was stuffed into Liu Xiaozhou's hand. It was round in shape and had a green eggshell. It was indeed a high-quality egg.

Liu Xiaozhou's palm exerted a little force uncontrollably, and several cracks appeared on the green eggshell in an instant.

It's okay... It's just a few eggs, he's not angry.

You have to think on the bright side of things. Jian Wenlun must want to expand the business scope of his tea egg stall, so he found so many eggs for himself.

Hahaha, it must be like this, he can't think too badly of others.

"Xiao Zhou, this is a tiger skin quail egg." "This is a steamed goose

egg with minced meat." "This is a steamed pigeon egg with clams." "This is a cold preserved egg." Jian Wenlun laid out one exquisitely presented small plate after another, each plate filled with temptingly colorful...eggs. But Liu Xiaozhou's eyes passed over these exquisite dishes in front of him and went straight to a bowl of light brown tea leaf eggs in the corner of the table. It turns out that this hotel still has normal tea leaf eggs. Among so many exquisitely presented porcelain plates, only that bowl of tea leaf eggs was plain and without any decoration. Liu Xiaozhou's eyes immediately became red. Teacher, why do other little egg friends have beautiful and nice decorations, but our Zi Han only has a lonely little bowl. His eyes turned red, but Jian Wenluan thought that he was finally moved by her. Jian Wenluan put down the cold preserved egg in her hand, stretched out her hand to hold Liu Xiaozhou's hand, and took the boiled duck egg with the eggshell already broken from his hand: "Xiaozhou, if you like, you can choose all the eggs here." Liu Xiaozhou stretched out his hand and pointed directly to the small bowl of tea leaf eggs: "I want those tea leaf eggs." Jian Wenluan looked in the direction of his finger, and then she found that there were these "ugly" tea leaf eggs on the table. "Those few... forget it, they don't look good either." Liu Xiaozhou couldn't believe it: "You actually judge someone by their appearance!" There are people in this world who judge someone by their appearance! So what if they are tea leaf eggs? They are something left by our ancestors! Liu Xiaozhou threw the boiled duck eggs with broken shells on the table. That's enough. He finally understood Jian Wenlun. Rich people like him are so superficial. Not as far-sighted as An Xia at all. "Brother An Xia is still the best. He is not as superficial as you. He not only encourages me, but also helps me. Compared to you, I am more suitable to be with An Xia." If they don't agree, they will say more. As expected, only An Xia is his real brother. After hearing this, Jian Wenlun immediately became anxious: "Why? What do you like about him? Everyone has balls, do they have different levels of quality? I have more balls than him!" Liu Xiaozhou shook his head and denied: "You don't understand, this is not a problem with the eggs." Jian Wenlun insisted: "No! This is a problem with the eggs!"

He is a high-quality alpha, but he was outshined by a beta, and a beta with a partner.

This is impossible! Absolutely impossible!

He put down the porcelain plate in his hand and approached Liu Xiaozhou step by step:

"Xiaozhou... I was the first one to know you, why did he get there first?

I really can't accept this! How can you let me accept this!

"You must have never seen anyone better, so you were deceived by An Xia!"

His words became more and more strange, and Liu Xiaozhou became more and more confused.

And why did he feel that Jian Wenlun's expression seemed a little strange.

...He seemed to smell a little bit of Jian Wenlun's pheromones.

Alone and helpless, in a room in the middle of the night, and Jian Wenlun was always talking to him about balls.

Could it be...

Liu Xiaozhou trembled as he looked up and down at Jian Wenlun who was approaching step by step, and finally, inevitably, all his attention was attracted by the strange bulge in a certain part.

Damn! It's so big! Bah

! Bah! Now is not the time to exaggerate about this!

Suddenly! In Liu Xiaozhou's horrified eyes, Jian Wenlun put his hand on his belt:

"Xiaozhou, I'm going to show you a better one now... Oops!"

- "Jian Wenlun! Today it's either you or me!"

"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. Take your balls away from me. I, Liu Xiaozhou, will fight you today!"

When An Xia and Fu Qingchen rushed to the door of the next room, they saw Liu Xiaozhou holding a tea egg in each hand and roaring wildly, while Jian Wenlun was lying on the ground with his hands covering his unspeakable parts and his face full of pain.

[Oh my God, what a shocking commotion!]

Jian Wenlun was lying on the ground, with his face covered with cold preserved eggs by Liu Xiaozhou, stretching his hands towards the two people at the door, while crawling in the dark...

"Fu Qingchen... An Xia... Save me...

His cry was too heartbreaking, coupled with the face that could no longer be seen clearly, and the weird posture of crawling while covering his crotch.

An Xia and Fu Qingchen took several steps back in tacit understanding.

[Even if Zhenzi came, she would have to take a plane to return home overnight. Kayako could walk upright after watching this. The crew of Resident Evil had to make a special spin-off for Jian Wenlun. Train to Busan was renamed Train to Norway.]

While Jian Wenlun was climbing, Liu Xiaozhou was holding a tea egg in the house and shouting "Oh La La". From time to time, he would jump up and down to show off his excellent jumping ability.

...It was really too advanced. This kind of performance art was really too advanced.

It was a height that humans today cannot understand.

It was very abstract!

*

It was more than ten minutes before everything returned to normal.

Even though the hotel's cleaning staff frequently cast strange looks at them when they came to clean.

Even though Liu Xiaozhou was trying to stuff the runny fried egg on the table into Jian Wenlun's mouth.

Even though Jian Wenlun was in a panic, covering his crotch while running around the house in a weird posture.

But at least when the house was cleaned, the two of them barely returned to normal - except that Liu Xiaozhou was still holding the two tea eggs in his hands.

I advised him, but he didn't listen, so let him be.

"This is to prevent him from having other improper thoughts about me. I must keep two self-defense weapons with me."

Liu Xiaozhou said.

Although An Xia couldn't see how these two tea leaf eggs could be used as self-defense weapons, could it be that Liu Xiaozhou wanted to choke Jian Wenlun to death?

However, Jian Wenlun, who was still grinning, held the opposite opinion:

"I just want to take out the contract in my pocket and show it to you, and talk about the cooperation between Jian's and your tea leaf egg stall!"

Cooperation

What cooperation?

Liu Xiaozhou was stunned, put down the tea leaf egg in his hand, and sat in a particularly obedient posture:

"Come on, please tell me in detail."

An Xia supplemented for Jian Wenlun in her heart:

[Because the best way that Xiao Jian could think of to completely tie himself and Liu Xiaozhou together was to make Liu Xiaozhou's tea leaf egg stall and Jian's become permanent partners.

And he just happened to learn from his subordinates that Fu's people also wanted to cooperate with Liu Xiaozhou. In order to prevent Liu Xiaozhou from being snatched away by Fu's secretary, he immediately re-drafted a new cooperation contract, which would benefit Liu Xiaozhou in every way. 】

Seeing this, An Xia suddenly frowned again:

【What do you mean to prevent Liu Xiaozhou from being snatched away by Fu's secretary

? This Fu's secretary wouldn't be talking about me,

right? But Liu Xiaozhou and I have no relationship, we have the same number. 】

He didn't have the idea of ​​being the top, and Liu Xiaozhou couldn't be the top at first glance, there was no possibility for the two of them!

Fu Qingchen was ecstatic, no relationship is good, that is to say, no relationship, and finally no relationship at all in the future!

In this way, even if An Xia didn't hear his confession, at least it was certain that An Xia would not be snatched away by others again.

[…But I just seemed to hear someone confessing, who was it?]

It’s me, it’s me!

Fu Qingchen’s expression gradually became excited, and his gaze towards An Xia became more and more passionate. If it weren’t for the fact that Liu Xiaozhou and Jian Wenlun were also present, he would definitely confess to An Xia again!

An Xia pondered over it, not noticing the expectant look in Fu Qingchen’s eyes.

[Well…I must have heard it all, who would confess to someone in a hotel? This person’s thoughts are too complicated.

This is obviously not something a serious person would do.]

[How stupid someone must be to do this. Although it is said that young people nowadays don’t care about the sense of ceremony, it’s not good to be so casual about confessing.]

Although he had never confessed or been confessed in his previous life, An Xia, who had rich experience in watching, perfectly convinced himself, but he did not see that the light in the eyes of the short-sighted little Fu had gradually extinguished.

It happened that Liu Xiaozhou had already "shaken hands and made peace" with Jian Wenlun at this time, and the relationship between the two had reached a new level. An Xia clapped his hands and stood up from the sofa. The excitement was over, and he was going back to sleep!

"Mr. Fu, let's go quickly. We have to get up early tomorrow to climb the mountain."

He had seen the travel plan made by Fu Qingchen. Tomorrow is the day for them to climb the mountain and camp. If they are lucky, they may be able to see the aurora on the top of the mountain. The

light in Mr. Fu's eyes rekindled. Yes, this time it was a solo trip for him and An Xia, and there were plenty of opportunities to confess.

As long as he can find a suitable opportunity to prepare well and then confess to An Xia, it will still be in time!

In his life dictionary, there is only one chance to fail in anything, and he must confess to An Xia!

—— "You want to climb the mountain, and we want to go too."

Jian Wenlun and Liu Xiaozhou each looked at them with a pair of extremely clear eyes.

"The more people there are, the more fun it is. I will pay for all the expenses of climbing the mountain! "

Fu Qingchen refused decisively:

"No!"

It's just a matter between him and An Xia, why should other people do it!

An Xia smiled and replied:

"Okay, okay, you're welcome, I will send all the budget reports to Jian Shao later. ”

[Another free mountain hike, how wonderful.]

And he can also quietly increase the budget a little bit, isn’t this another win for him!

Wu Hu!

Jian Wenlun simply ignored Fu Qingchen’s gloomy face and reached a friendly consensus with An Xia:

“Okay, okay, I can give you any amount. "

What a joke! Fu Qingchen had just seen his excitement once, how could he tolerate Fu Qingchen being alone.

It would be best if An Xia could also give him a set of "both chicken and egg broken", and he could even do it for him in special circumstances.

Regardless of whether Fu Qingchen was willing or not, An Xia opened his eyes on time from the bed the next morning.

He lifted the quilt, and also lifted the quilt of Fu Qingchen in the next bed. After simply packing up his equipment, he knocked on the door of the next room.

Ten minutes later, the four

of them left the hotel on time and drove to their destination. As soon as they left, someone sent their itinerary to Fu Wenyou in Haicheng.

Fu Wenyou's assistant handed the freshly prepared itinerary to Fu Wenyou who was making tea:

"Boss, this is Mr. Fu and his group's schedule for today. It is said that they plan to go camping in the mountains for a few days."

"How dare Fu Qingchen camp and enjoy life?"

Fu Wenyou threw the teacup in his hand aside heavily, and the fine purple clay teacup immediately shattered to pieces!

He still remembered the grudge of the previous email, but he didn't expect Fu Qingchen to be so relaxed.

He dared to send such an offensive email to his elder today. Will he be kicked out of the Fu family tomorrow?

It's really unreasonable! It seems that it's time for him to give Fu Qingchen a lesson and tell him what it means to respect the elderly and love the young.

Fu Wenyou snorted disdainfully, picked up another teacup and poured in the tea he had just brewed:

"Assistant Li, since they are all going to climb the mountain, then if they have an accident, isn't it normal? "

Assistant Li thought carefully: "It is indeed the middle of winter now, and some accidents may really happen in the mountains."

Fu Wenyou: "Then if they lose limbs or... die because of this accident, it can't be blamed on others."

"That's impossible."

Assistant Li thought carefully again, and answered his boss very seriously:

"Boss, I have checked. The mountain that Mr. Fu chose is very safe. It is a famous local tourist attraction. There are no cliffs or wild animals on the mountain. Even the way up the mountain is the safest. There are

also staff on duty 24 hours a day at the foot of the mountain. If there is any accident, it is guaranteed that a rescue team will arrive at the scene within ten minutes!

Don't worry, Mr. Fu and his friends will not have any accidents!"

Fu Wenyou paused in drinking tea and gradually lost his patience:

"What I mean is, if, if they have an accident. "

Special Assistant Li: "There is absolutely no possibility of this!"

Fu Wenyou was in no mood to drink tea. He turned around to look at his assistant, wanting to say something but stopping himself:

"Even if there is no danger to their lives, they are still missing. They can be missing, right?

In the wild mountains and ridges, in the cold winter, if there is a snowstorm, they may get separated. It is understandable that they are missing. "

That's impossible. The weather in Norway has been very good these past two days! Especially in the city of Temrose where Mr. Fu and his friends went!

The sun was shining brightly, with not a single cloud in the sky, and the weather was so beautiful!"

Bang!

Fu Wenyou smashed another teacup in his hand!

He just wanted to make a plan to drive Fu Qingchen out of the position of heir. He only had this simple wish. Why is it so difficult?

Fu Wenyou tried his best to stay calm:

"Occasionally, seven or eight kidnappers appeared in the deep mountains and forests. We happened to run into them, and then we caught them, and then we killed them.

This is fucking fine! It should be fine!"

Assistant Li still felt that it was not okay: "No, boss, there are police stations all around that mountain, there is no way kidnappers will appear!"

Fu Wenyou had no doubt that he would be angered to death by the very strict Assistant Li!

"Fuck! Those kidnappers are going to Norway for a trip! Is this okay!"

"But boss..."

"No buts!"

Fu Wenyou kicked Assistant Li hard and roared at him to make the arrangements:

"Am I the boss or are you the boss!!

Damn it, can’t you just do what I tell you to do? Why so many buts?

But your grandpa! Get to work!"

Assistant Li limped away, holding his sore butt. But before leaving, he muttered softly:

"But boss, I don’t have a grandpa. "

Pah!"

In response to him, Fu Wenyou smashed the purple clay teapot.

The boss was very angry, and the consequences were serious. Assistant Li counted the budget in the card while looking for someone willing to take this job.

But as he counted, he found that the budget was not enough.

This is over. Since the boss lost his job at Fu's, he has lost a large part of his income.

Mr. Fu is not a person who dotes on his children. Fu Wenyou is already in his 40s and 50s, and there is no reason for him to give pocket money.

In addition, Fu Wenyou has always spent money lavishly, and he would smash a purple clay teapot for fun at any time. A while ago, he also lost more than a dozen expensive oil paintings for nothing.

At the moment, they really don't have much money.

Do they have to go back to the boss

to ask for money As soon as this idea came up, Li Te Assistant rejected it. He didn't want to be kicked in the ass again.

Since he couldn't increase the source of income, he could only cut costs.

Li Te Assistant carefully screened the list of "kidnappers" and finally chose a few newcomers who had just entered the industry. They were

new to the industry, energetic and capable, and their prices were cheap. This was not worse than those who asked for a lot of money

. Li Te Assistant was very happy. Today was also a day to save money for the boss!

Fu Qingchen, who was far away in Norway, didn't know that his second uncle was planning to take his life. He had a more important thing to do...

── "Fu Qingchen! There is only one way up the mountain, how the hell did you get lost here!"

Jian Wenlun looked at the vast expanse of woods in front of him and fell into deep thought. He shouldn't have believed Fu Qingchen's bullshit. He

knew that he was a hereditary road idiot, but he still blindly gave him the task of leading the way.

"There are signs all along the way, and the staff even gave us a map. How on earth did you manage to get lost even when following the map?"

[That's nothing. Fu Qingchen is a strange man who can get lost even when following the navigation voice.]

An Xia was not surprised at all. Ever since Fu Qingchen confidently took on the arduous task of leading the way, he had vaguely anticipated this consequence. It was

his fault for being careless. He knew that Fu Qingchen was a directionally impolite, but he didn't expect that he was the most directionally impolite of all directionally impolites.

In short, an idiot.

Fortunately, they still had enough food and all the equipment. The distress signal was also sent out. It was estimated that rescuers would be able to find them in half a day at most.

Fu Qingchen, the source of all evil, sat on a stone and thought:

"I understand. It must be because I accidentally turned the map upside down!"

How could he be a directionally impolite? Impossible. This must be a problem with the map.

An Xia ruthlessly exposed his lie in her heart:

[There is only one way up the mountain on that map, straight up and down, straighter than a straight line, even if you hold it upside down, it will not hinder your journey to the destination.]

...Oh.

Mr. Fu did not dare to say anything else.

Not long after, a snapping sound suddenly came from a corner where no one paid attention.

He immediately looked in the direction of the sound, only to see Liu Xiaozhou, who had been silent the whole time, squatting on the side and rustling.

Snap, snap...

Liu Xiaozhou held up four peeled tea leaf eggs in the thermos bag and asked them:

"Do you want to eat eggs?"

...Yes.

Anyway, they were waiting anyway, so they just gathered together to eat the tea leaf eggs.

Just after they finished eating, Fu Qingchen heard another snapping sound.

Snap, snap...

The sound came from far away and got closer.

Fu Qingchen, who was washing his hands with snow, looked up and saw──

"Ahhhhhh! There are gangsters!"

"Ahhhhhh! Someone hit me!"

Two screams echoed throughout the forest!

An Xia understood the first one, but not the second one.

When he stood up in a hurry, he saw Fu Qingchen running over from the snow with a two-meter-tall strong man, threatening as he ran:

"I didn't expect there would be gangsters in this mountain. I was so scared that I could only punch him a few times.

I was scared to death!"

Fu Qingchen said that he was scared to death, but his hands and feet were very nimble. He pulled out a bundle of hemp rope from his bag and tied up the gangster tightly.

In a few seconds, a perfect noose was completed.

After a while, the kidnapper was kicked down in front of An Xia and others.

Fu Qingchen was still in shock, patting his pounding heart and sticking close to Anxia:

"Anxia, ​​it was so dangerous just now, I was scared to death."

Fu Qingchen's method of tying people was too skillful, Anxia didn't know what to say for a moment, and could only reach out to comfort Fu Qingchen who was still trembling:

[6Ah, who can still tell who is scaring who. ]

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Little Fu: Hohoha! This is Chinese kung fu!


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