What a joke! Don't treat a short attacker as an inappropriate attacker! (Catching bugs)
[Both players are ready, there is only one minute left, the battle is about to begin!]
Fu Qingchen finally arrived at his friend's house at the last second of An Xia's countdown.
Carrying the spherical object An Xia in his left hand and the meeting gift he hurriedly bought on the road in his right hand, Mr. Fu panted slightly, leaned against the door and greeted his friends in the house.
His two friends smiled when they saw him, but before they had time to greet him, the voice of the first player rang out in the living room.
The O-side player was the first to speak:
"You alphas are all the same. You care about your baby before marriage, but you change your face immediately after marriage. You don't even say hello when you go home.
You kick off your shoes, throw off your socks, lie on the sofa and ask for food, and you can't even go into the kitchen to help.
Isidor has told us that Martin said, 'Cooking is so easy, I won't help.'
These are Martin's original words. Now you have nothing to say!" As soon
as the Norwegian language came out, Fu Qingchen immediately translated it for An Xia.
Isidor is Fu Qingchen's omega friend, and Martin is Isidor's alpha husband.
One day, when Fu Qingchen heard this, he turned his head and looked at Martin, his eyes full of disapproval.
What era is this? It's not appropriate to do this
. Omegas are not born to stay at home to take care of their husbands and children.
Although his mother, Madam Fu, married into the Fu family, she is still in charge of a large part of the business of her natal family, the Su family. A
while ago, the Haicheng Financial News published a list of the city's richest people, and his mother was ranked in the top three in the omega rich section!
Facing Fu Qingchen's gaze, Martin shook his head awkwardly:
"I'm not, I don't have it."
Fu Qingchen didn't believe it. These words were said by Isidor himself, could they be false?
It's great to improve when you know your mistakes. Since you have hurt someone's heart, you should make up for it as soon as possible before a big mistake is made.
——【But in fact, this matter is really not Martin's fault. 】
An Xia's voice came unexpectedly, and Fu Qingchen was about to say something and held it back.
[Actually, that day Isidor had just learned a new recipe and wanted to show off his cooking skills in front of Martin.
Martin's original words were, 'If you want to play, play as much as you want, and call me when you need my help.'
It sounds quite normal and not so offensive.
And in fact, Martin is the one who cooks most often in their family.]
...If that's what he said, then he was indeed blaming Martin wrongly.
Fu Qingchen, who was a little dissatisfied with Martin the last second, immediately retracted his disapproving look.
He handed the gift box in his hand to Martin, and they smiled and exchanged a few pleasantries.
The alpha players in the living room immediately started to counterattack after hearing what the other party said:
"Even alphas are different.
You can say other mistakes of Martin, but you can't say that he doesn't take care of his family. The bad habits you just mentioned are completely malicious slander!
Everyone knows that Martin often does housework at home, especially on weekends when he will give the house a thorough cleaning.
If such an alpha is not excellent, then you might as well ask God to create a new one for you!
Besides, Isidor does nothing at home, he can't even do small things like mopping the floor.
Every time there is a party, Martin is still the only one who cleans the house!"
An Xia shook her head and retorted in her heart:
——【That’s wrong. Actually, Isidor’s back is not in good condition, and Martin didn’t let him do mopping and sweeping.
But besides mopping and sweeping, Isidor can still do other housework.】
The omega side launched another attack:
“Last year, we went on a trip with Isidor. We all had company, but Isidor was the only one who was alone.
It was all because Martin went back on his word. He said he would accompany Isidor, but in the end, he let Isidor get on the plane alone.
This is a fact that everyone can see!”
——【In fact, Martin had already asked for leave from the company in advance, but who knew that the date of the trip was suddenly moved forward, and Martin couldn’t spare the time, so he had to let Isidor go first. 】
Alpha retorted:
"Last summer, Isidor insisted on taking Martin, who had a cold, to the suburbs to watch the stars, but he got a high fever when he came back.
How can you explain this?"
──【In fact, that day was their anniversary, and Martin had already prepared a surprise in the suburbs in advance. He took the initiative to ask Isidor to take him there.】
Omega was filled with righteous indignation:
"Martin once said that Isidor could only stay with him for the rest of his life, and no one else would marry Isidor except him. This is typical alphaism!"
──【The original words were 'We should never be separated in this life, and no one else should even think about it. '】
Alpha argued:
"Isidor once left Martin alone at home and went out to play until midnight!"
──【That was because Martin went home early from a business trip and didn't tell Isidor, and Isidor happened to be out playing with friends that day. 】
Fu Qingchen listened to everything, and his initial desire to stand up for his friend had completely disappeared.
He now fully understood that this was a complete misunderstanding.
His two friends were a good couple.
But his friends' friends didn't seem to be so good.
After many fierce battles, they still couldn't come to a conclusion. Then, the two players chose to escalate the war and started randomly firing at each other──One
of the omegas pointed a finger at the buzz cut alpha standing opposite him:
"Last time I heard from your wife that you only sleep with your feet up at home every day, don't flush the toilet after going to the bathroom, don't take a shower for three days, and don't even change your socks!"
Oh my!
How can there be such an unhygienic alpha.
The other alphas standing next to the crew cut spontaneously stepped back half a meter away from him.
The crew cut blushed and pointed at the omega bluntly:
"When I was drinking with your husband before, he said that you snore and have smelly feet when you sleep, and you snatched his quilt in the middle of the night and threw away the takeaway food!"
Oh my God!
How can there be such an unhygienic omega!
The people around the omega immediately began to step back.
Other omegas also joined the melee:
"And you! Martin's neighbor's cousin said that you often stare at him with meaningful eyes. He is 30 years old and divorced with two children. Do you have other intentions for this single father?"
Hearing the excitement, Martin's neighbor's cousin, who was about to walk in to eat melons, paused. After hearing this, his face suddenly turned red, and he ran out again with his face covered.
Oh, what are you talking about! It's so embarrassing! As soon
as the cousin ran away, one of the alphas in the house immediately chased him:
"Dear, don't go, I really want to chase you!"
An Xia covered her mouth in surprise:
[The sunny and energetic little wolf dog falls in love with a mature and gentle single father!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah, so cute! This couple is so cute!]
The alpha suddenly lost a fierce general and immediately fell into a disadvantage.
Seeing that the omega team was about to win the game, another alpha came up with a quick idea:
"You lied to your friends before, saying that Isidor's distant uncle was married, but it was actually you who wanted to pursue him.
You used this despicable method to reduce a competitor, so just tell me if I was right about this matter!"
The omega pointed out by the alpha turned pale, and his friends beside him ran out crying with their faces covered:
"You lied to me, we agreed to be friends for life, but you lied to me like this.
We are no longer friends!"
The omega quickly chased after him:
"Dear, listen to my explanation, the person I want to pursue is you! Not that uncle!"
An Xia covered her mouth in surprise again: [OMG!
Is this the legendary love between good friends!]
[I love you, but I'm worried that if my confession fails, I'll lose our status as good friends, so I might as well drive away all your suitors and the people you like, so that we can be together forever.
Not even thinking about this! I’ll be the first to support such a great couple!】
── "You have a crush on the sports college student who lives next door to you. Every day you deliberately walk past his window, and you never wear the same outfit the same day. You even used tricks to get him to sleep with you, and afterwards he thinks it was all his fault. As a result, he still feels guilty towards you!"
The omega’s face turned red, and he ran out while making excuses:
"I truly love him! Do you understand the value of true love?"
"Ah!"
The omega who had just walked out of the door was picked up by an alpha who came to take him home. Judging from the alpha's unhappy expression, he must have heard the conversation in the room.
An Xia started to cover her mouth in surprise again:
[The older man who likes to flirt and the younger man who likes to be a simple-minded college student, what a sweet couple! I declare this couple the sweetest!]
── "You act like a decent person in the company every day, but you actually go to the gay bar to drink every night. Do you know that the person you often flirt with is actually your boss!"
The alpha who was pointed at took a deep breath. Damn
! How could he know this!
If he knew in advance that the alpha who liked to wear a flowered shirt was his boss, he would have run away long ago!
At this time, an alpha who was over two meters tall and had a serious expression suddenly walked in from outside the door. He and his subordinates had made an appointment to have dinner together today.
The alpha felt a chill on his back when he saw his boss, and he ran to the kitchen!
Martin tried to stop him:
"There is no back door in the kitchen..."
Click!
It was the sound of the kitchen window being pushed open, followed by the alpha's scream that gradually faded away:
"I want to quit! I'll quit tomorrow!"
The boss frowned and ran out to intercept him.
An Xia covered her mouth in surprise again:
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm dying!
The office romance between the boss and the subordinate is the best!]
Office romance!
The boss and the subordinate!
Fu Qingchen, who caught the key words, followed An Xia and covered his mouth in surprise.
This, this, this... Isn't this talking about him and An Xia!
It turns out that An Xia looks serious, but in fact, she is secretly moved by their feelings!
Okay, okay!
An Xia! Just for your persistence, I, Fu Qingchen, can't live without you in this life! An Xia,
who was still watching the excitement and picking up a few CPs to knock on, suddenly felt cold on her back.
[... I always feel like something incredible is happening. ]
Of course something incredible is going to happen!
Mr. Fu smiled evilly, and his handsome face was full of determination.
Because we are about to spend three sweet days and two nights alone!
Two people walking together, just you and me.
Just the two of us!
No longer caring about the excitement, Fu Qingchen took the initiative to turn his eyes away from the excitement for the first time.
Now, who cares whether it is lively or not, or whether there are quarrels or not, he has to take An Xia to the hotel he has already booked!
He has carefully selected this hotel. Not only does it have a beautiful environment and good services, but they also have an open-air hot spring.
You can take a bath and watch the aurora.
Well... In fact, it doesn't matter whether there is a hot spring or not, the main thing is to watch the aurora with An Xia.
At this time, An Xia was sitting on the sofa with Martin and his wife, eating biscuits while watching the excitement in front of them.
The situation has now developed to the point where both parties of AO have begun to dig up gossip about each other's neighbors and distant relatives.
You said that my second uncle doesn't brush his teeth when he goes out, and I said that your third cousin likes to steal hotel sheets.
The battle between the two sides became more and more intense, and it had reached the point of no return. An Xia was watching with more and more relish, without blinking.
He now felt that it didn't matter whether he listened to the translation or not, just like music has no borders, gossip has no borders.
Even if he didn't understand, he could tell from the expression and tone that it must be a big deal.
The last time I saw such a fierce debate was at the intelligence exchange center at the entrance of the village.
An Xia was watching, and suddenly his body lightened, and the whole person was picked up by Fu Qingchen with one hand.
Fu Qingchen held An Xia, who was almost rooted on the sofa, in one hand, and turned to say goodbye to his friend:
"Secretary An, stop looking, we should go to the hotel to check in."
An Xia, who was being held, was still not satisfied, but Fu Qingchen was his boss after all, so he could only reluctantly give up the gossip in front of him:
"Goodbye, let's have a good time together... No, let's have a good chat together."
Martin and his wife smiled and were seeing Fu Qingchen and An Xia off at the door.
Behind them was an AO melee where they had already started to pinch each other's necks and pierce their noses.
[I didn't expect that I could still see such a magical scene while I was alive. ]
After seeing the alpha being thrown out of the door by the omega, and then getting up and rushing back into the house, An Xia had a new understanding of the ABO ecology abroad.
【Oh oh oh oh! That little O is doing well against three people!】
Fu Qingchen, who was driving, tried his best to force himself to ignore An Xia's thoughts. He resisted the instinct to turn his head to see the excitement and stepped on the accelerator...
Five minutes later, An Xia smacked her lips and stuck her head back out of the car window:
【Oh my god! I didn't expect that the AO battle ended in a tie. It turns out that the good O doesn't let the fierce A.】
"Mr. Fu, you have been pressing the accelerator for five minutes. Is the car broken?"
Fu Qingchen, who had just listened to the broadcast of the whole melee through An Xia's thoughts, was refreshed:
"No, I just lost my mind just now. Let's go now, let's go now."
On the way to the hotel, An Xia kept thinking about the gossip she saw in Martin and his wife's house.
Although there were fewer Norwegians, they had a lot of fun and gossiped a lot, no less than what he had seen in Haicheng.
An Xia was amazed all the way, and he would clap his hands and sigh from time to time in his heart.
He sighed in the car, and he sighed again after getting off the car. Until he was pulled by Fu Qingchen into the hotel lobby, he was still sighing──
[It’s good to have a lot of gossip...ah!]
Fu Qingchen, who was still talking to the front desk staff, was startled by this shout.
What happened?
Following An Xia's gaze, he actually saw a familiar figure at the entrance of the hotel lobby. No, two familiar figures!
[Classmate Xiao Jian! And Liu Xiaozhou! Why are they here!]
Jian Wenlun! Shouldn't he still be preparing to shoot a movie about Liu Xiaozhou's universe?
Liu Xiaozhou, who was arguing with Jian Wenlun at the entrance of the hotel, was so embarrassed that he wanted to die:
"I really just want to sell tea eggs, why did you drag me here!"
Jian Wenlun grabbed Liu Xiaozhou, who wanted to escape, with one hand and half-pushed and half-pulled him into the hotel:
"Xiaozhou, I know you used to like living in the primitive mountains. There are forests here in Norway, too. I brought you here to relax!"
He is not Tarzan, why would he like living in the primitive mountains!
He has really changed his mind and decided to start a new life, why does Jian Wenlun want to hold on to him!
She even said that this time he would run to her, but when his tea egg stall was closing, she took two strong men in black to take him to the airport.
Before Liu Xiaozhou could recover from his shock, he was already on the plane.
After another nineteen hours of staring blankly, he was actually sent to Norway by Jian Wenlun!
Liu Xiaozhou's face was pale. He was only 1.75 meters tall. Why did Jian Wenlun send him to this giant country
? Did he want to humiliate his height?
What a vicious mind!
Especially after Liu Xiaozhou saw Fu Qingchen and An Xia standing in the lobby, his hatred for Jian Wenlun went up a level.
Aren't those the Ghost-Seeing Sorrow Duo?
He knew it! He knew that these people would not let him go easily!
Seeing Fu Qingchen and An Xia, Jian Wenlun waved to them with a face full of joy.
He walked up with Liu Xiaozhou, who was already half-pretending to be dead:
"Fu Qingchen, I just heard from my uncle that you are not doing your job properly and have forgotten your father after having a wife. I didn't expect to see you here."
Fu Qingchen, who was maliciously slandered by his father, smiled slightly and didn't care.
It was just some sour words from some old people, and he didn't care at all.
But this made An Xia, who was still amazed that Liu Xiaozhou could actually stand and pretend to be dead, a little curious:
[Having a wife and forgetting your father? Whose wife
is it? When did Fu Qingchen secretly get married? How come I don't know!]
The perfect smile on the corner of Fu Qingchen's mouth, who was secretly married, had a crack for no reason.
It doesn't matter, An Xia likes to make some jokes, he understands.
"The company in Norway is on holiday these two days, so I took An Xia to see the aurora. He had been thinking about it for a long time before."
Oh~~~
So that's it~~~
CP fan Xiao Jian is very satisfied with the main character's sweet behavior.
"Isn't that a coincidence? I just happened to bring a small boat here to relax."
Fu Qingchen and Jian Wenlun smiled at each other, good brother, I support you!
What a coincidence, it's really a coincidence, who would have thought that although they didn't come to Norway on the same day, they stayed in the same hotel at this time.
After getting the room cards with adjacent room numbers, Fu Qingchen and Jian Wenlun smiled at each other again.
What a coincidence, what a coincidence, who would have thought that they not only stayed in the same hotel, but also had adjacent rooms!
When the hotel staff sent them to the open-air hot spring, Fu Qingchen and Jian Wenlun, who were soaking in the same hot spring, smiled at each other again.
What a coincidence, what a coincidence, now that they thought that not only were their rooms adjacent, but they were soaking in the same hot spring pool!
... Wait!!!
Why were they in the same pool!
Where were An Xia and Liu Xiaozhou!
Fu Qingchen and Jian Wenlun could no longer laugh, and they stood up from the pool with a bang.
At the same time, the voices of An Xia and Liu Xiaozhou could be heard from another hot spring pool that was only separated from them by a baffle.
Liu Xiaozhou was still a little scared when he saw An Xia. After all, although this person looks good, he always has a stern face and looks like he is not easy to mess with.
Moreover, he has a close relationship with Fu Qingchen. Who can have a close relationship with Fu Qingchen, who is so evil these days?
It is obvious that An Xia is very cunning and his mind must be complicated.
Liu Xiaozhou was alert and hid in the corner of the pool as soon as he entered the pool, "confronting" An Xia diagonally.
An Xia was unaware of Liu Xiaozhou's thoughts. In his eyes, there were only the desserts brought by the staff.
The service of this hotel is really good. After noticing that they are all Chinese, they specially sent a few tea eggs.
They claimed that this was a tea leaf egg made by their hotel chef using a secret recipe learned from China.
An Xia cracked it open with great expectation, and found a runny yolk inside the light brown egg white.
An Xia's expectation quickly dissipated. Whose real tea leaf egg has a runny yolk?
The taste was wrong, too. Why did it taste like oden?
Did you learn the wrong secret recipe, chef? You didn't
learn the Chinese tea leaf egg but the oden of a certain island country!
An Xia was extremely disappointed. He really thought he could eat a tea leaf egg.
Looking at Liu Xiaozhou bubbling in the corner of the hot spring, An Xia talked to him while eating oden halved eggs:
"I think your tea leaf eggs are more delicious. The neighbors in my community also say that your tea leaf eggs are more delicious."
Seeing him mention his tea leaf eggs, Liu Xiaozhou's eyes lit up:
"Have you tried my tea leaf eggs?"
An Xia nodded:
"Your tea leaf egg stall is very famous on the street near my home. It is said that the tea leaves for boiling eggs are fried by you personally, and they are delicious even if they are used to make tea.
I also suggested to the person in charge of our company's cafeteria that he go to you to purchase breakfast tea leaf eggs. In a few days, he should be able to write the contract, and then he can come to you to discuss cooperation." He
can actually cooperate with Fu's!
He is a small tea leaf egg. The stall can actually cooperate with Fu's!
The light in Liu Xiaozhou's eyes became more and more dazzling. He is short of money now. If he can negotiate this cooperation, he will definitely make a lot of money!
And this opportunity for cooperation was actually fought for by An Xia!
Who said that An Xia is very cunning and has a complicated mind? He is obviously a good person!
Liu Xiaozhou rushed forward, holding An Xia's hands with tears in his eyes:
"Brother An, from now on you are my real brother!"
An Xia blinked: "Ah... Oh, okay."
Fu Qingchen and Jian Wenlun, who were eavesdropping next door, looked at each other in surprise.
The sound insulation effect of this baffle is quite good, and they can't hear it very clearly.
They can only hear An Xia and Liu Xiaozhou talking about eggs.
What kind of egg could make Liu Xiaozhou willingly call An Xia brother, and the voice sounded quite excited and happy.
Fu Qingchen's breathing stagnated: "Egg..."
Jian Wenlun's expression gradually stiffened: "Egg..."
Whose egg is it...
Fu Qingchen took the lead: "It must be An Xia's, he is 1.78 meters tall!"
Jian Wenlun was not to be outdone: "What's wrong with Xiaozhou being 1.75 meters tall? Don't treat a short attacker as an attacker!"
"I've only heard of beta being on top, but never heard of omega being on top!"
"What a joke! It's a stereotype! Maybe Xiaozhou is gifted!"
Huh -
a gust of cold wind blew by.
The two who were still arguing gradually became calm, and retreated back into the hot spring with lifeless eyes.
The winter in Norway is so cold...
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