Chapter 60 Kissing Teacher Shen to death

Shen Ranxin: “…”

Gold miners have been digging for ten years but still cannot find gold as pure as Lu Zhi's.

Mr. Lu didn't want to be beaten this time. He grabbed Shen Ranxin's leg and raised it with malicious intent. Shen Ranxin lost his balance and fell backwards, leaning against the thick tree trunk behind him.

"Lu Zhi!" Shen Ranxin slapped his foot in frustration: "Can you get some serious thoughts in your head?!"

Lu Zhi leaned against the tree trunk and looked at him: "Yes, kissing Teacher Shen to death is the most important thing for the rest of my life."

Shen Ranxin: “…”

I really want to install a flush toilet in Lu Zhi's brain and drain all the dirt out of it.

But it doesn't seem to work, Shen Ran thought, if all the dirt is washed away, Lu Zhi will have no brains.

"Teacher Shen, you are very flexible." Lu Zhi lifted Shen Ranxin's legs and placed them on his shoulders, slowly approaching Shen Ranxin: "Your splits are very awkward."

Shen Ranxin raised his hand and punched Lu Zhi on the waist: "If you don't want to die, get out of here, Lu Zhi!"

Lu Zhi rubbed Shen Ranxin's lips with the tip of his nose: "How about this, Teacher Shen, give me half an hour. I can kiss you for as many minutes as I catch prey. Is that okay?"

Shen Ranxin raised an eyebrow. He had just looked around and there was no living creature nearby. Even if Lu Zhi happened to pick up one, it would only take a minute.

Just think of it as being bitten by a dog. The most important thing is to go back and report back. It doesn't matter if he takes a bite.

"Really?" Shen Ranxin raised her hand, patted Lu Zhi's face, and sneered with her eyes raised: "We can only be confident. Okay, I promise you."

Lu Zhi looked at him, his eyes dark and deep: "Do you keep your word?"

Shen Ranxin glanced at him and said, "Will you give me the chance to break my promise?"

Lu Zhi smiled with his lips curled, and quickly kissed Shen Ranxin on the mouth with a loud sound: "Hold it for a second, Teacher Shen will be hurt by my kiss."

Shen Ranxin rubbed her lips with her thumb and pushed him: "Let go quickly, my legs are almost broken, it's not like you are doing the splits in tight pants."

Lu Zhi took a step back and took out a radio and a small compound bow from his backpack.

Shen Ranxin looked at him curiously: "What's the use of this radio?"

He also had one in his backpack, and thought the director was afraid that they would have no signal in the mountains, so he gave them a radio to listen to opera to pass the time.

Lu Zhi adjusted the channel of the radio, then placed it next to the open space and hid behind a tree with Shen Ranxin.

"What on earth is going on?" Shen Ranxin poked his head out curiously.

Lu Zhi replied: "Call a prostitute."

Shen Ranxin: "It's illegal, bro."

Lu Zhi glanced at him: "..."

Shen Ranxin: "Sorry, I will flush the yellow waste now."

He raised his hand and made a gesture of flushing the toilet.

Lu Zhi pinched his cheeks and kissed him on the lips: "So cute, one more second."

Shen Ranxin knocked his hand away: "Don't push your luck, Lu Zhizhi. You haven't caught anything and you've kissed twice. Do you have any sense of contract?"

Just as he finished speaking, a sharp rooster crowed from the radio, echoing in the empty forest.

Before Shen Ranxin could react, the small bushes that had been quiet just now began to make a rustling sound!

The next moment, countless pheasants with colorful feathers raised their heads from the low bushes.

One, two, three...

Countless wild pheasants were attracted by the crowing, raised their heads in the bushes, and listened to the voice of love.

Lu Zhi turned the compound bow in his hand, took out the collected stones from his bag, shot a small pheasant behind the tree, and then a large number of wild pheasants died tragically in Mr. Lu's hands.

Shen Ranxin swallowed subconsciously.

Anyway, he didn't count them clearly.

It turned out that when Lu Zhi said he wanted to kiss his mouth till it was broken, he really wasn't joking.

Finally, Lu Zhi pulled a cane from the side, counted the pheasants, and raised the cane in his hand: "53 minutes, Teacher Shen can't cheat."

Shen Ranxin: “…”

What a living devil! I guess all the pheasant’s ancestors are here.

Teacher Shen was not happy when he returned triumphantly with 53 pheasants.

Because although he lost the management rights of his lips, he got a lot of debts.

When returning to the camp, Shen Ranxin found that Gu Yifei was the only one in the camp working on the tent, and there was no sign of Cheng Cheng.

"Why are you the only one here? Where's Cheng Cheng?"

Gu Yifei was so tired that his face was covered in sweat. "Oh, he is washing things by the stream. Jiang Ye and Fang Yu are also there."

Shen Ranxin put down the cane in his hand and walked towards the stream not far away. He saw three people in a row. Cheng Cheng was squatting at the bottom of the stream, all washing something.

"What are you washing?" Shen Ran's heart skipped a beat and he came behind the three of them: "What good things did you pick?"

Jiang Ye said, "Wash the mushrooms. I picked a lot of mushrooms."

Fang Yu smiled and said, "I'm washing wild fruits. I picked a lot of them!"

His gaze turned to Cheng Cheng.

Cheng Cheng: “…”

Cheng Cheng: "I was washing my shoes and I stepped on a lot of shit."