Chapter 61: Wilderness Survival
When everyone finished washing and returned to the camp, Lu Zhi had already set up all the tents. One of the small tents even had a decoration made of colorful pheasant feathers inserted on the top.
Jiang Ye took a look, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Is that my tent?"
Lu Zhi was building a fire in the center of the camp with his hands in half-finger gloves. He said without even looking up, "Mine."
Jiang Ye: "I want it too."
Lu Zhi pointed to the 53 pheasants tied with vines nearby and said, "Pull them out yourself."
Jiang Ye was shocked, but he quickly ran over to pluck the pheasant feathers and put them on his tent.
In response, the three omegas expressed their confusion and showed serious contempt for their aesthetics.
Cheng Cheng finally cleaned his shoes, but his face was still smelly: "Who on earth is so immoral that he actually pooped in the wild! Lu Zhi, is it you!"
Lu Zhi refused to plead guilty to this unfounded charge: "Some people fail to achieve their goals and end up in trouble. Have you ever considered that it is their own fault? For example, some special magnetic field that attracts like people?"
Cheng Cheng sneered and turned to complain to Shen Ranxin: "A Ran, he said you are shit."
Shen Ranxin squatted on the side and paused for a moment while drilling wood to make fire: "...Teacher, next time don't let me participate in this kind of session, okay?"
Gu Yifei squatted beside Shen Ranxin, staring at Shen Ranxin's palm intently: "Can you really make fire like this?"
"Yes." Shen Ranxin said firmly: "It's written in the book."
"But you've been drilling for so long, and it doesn't seem to have any effect?"
Shen Ranxin: “…”
Shen Ranxin: "It must be that I'm not fast enough."
As he spoke, he rubbed the wooden bars in his hands and started spinning them madly!
The wooden stick was rapidly rotating left and right at a speed invisible to the naked eye. If it weren't for the combat gloves supporting him, Shen Ranxin's palm would have caught fire before the hole made by drilling wood to make fire.
A few minutes later, white smoke came out from where the wooden strip met the hole!
Gu Yifei said excitedly: "Here it comes, there's really a fire!"
Shen Ranxin smiled evilly and wildly: "Ha, it's me as expected."
Lu Zhi came over, took Shen Ranxin's hand and checked it. After confirming that there was no scratch, he said with a half-smile, "Teacher Shen is so good at rubbing. Try rubbing something else next time."
Shen Ranxin: "...You kept your distance from me, thank you."
Will this idiot die if he doesn't add some dirty words in his three sentences?
If I had known this would be the case, I shouldn’t have said that he was dull and unlikable back then in the slave market!
Now, look what happens, every day he keeps saying shit.
The cool and domineering CEO grew up to be crooked.
The next moment, a beam of flame burst out from the side.
After inserting the chicken feathers, Jiang Ye held a flamethrower in his hand and asked in confusion: "Teacher Shen, is the flamethrower not easy to use? Why do you use such an ancient way of making fire?"
Shen Ranxin: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you had a flamethrower?"
"Does everyone have different things in their backpack?" Jiang Ye said, "I thought everyone had something."
Shen Ranxin looked at his torn gloves and the wooden stick emitting white smoke, and decided that he would never teach Jiang Ye how to please an omega again.
[I laughed my ass off hahahahahahahahaha, Teacher Shen's wooden drill flew up, and then he found a flamethrower! ]
[Captain Xiao Jiang was just stuck in a chicken feather, otherwise he should have taken it out earlier, so that our teacher Shen would not have to suffer like this! ]
[No, what’s wrong with them Alphas? Sticking chicken feathers on the tent, does it look good? ? ? ?]
[The one in front, are you an omega? In fact, in the animal world, most nest builders are males. It is the instinct of males in nature to put some exaggerated and bright decorations in their nests, which can also serve the purpose of deterring outsiders. ]
[You are talking nonsense, Shen Ranxin doesn't have this instinct! ]
[Is it possible, I mean possible, that Mr. Lu won't let him go to another tent? ]
People’s joys and sorrows are not shared. The comments on the forum were lively, but the director behind the camera was broken.
Which good person killed off the entire pheasant clan in one go? !
Although I knew there were many wild chickens in the mountains, I never expected Lu Zhi to work so hard just to get his wife's kiss.
Director Chen picked up the communicator and said to the staff who stayed around the guests, "Leave three for them and take away the rest."
When the staff came forward and told the guests that they would take away 50 pheasants, Shen Ranxin threw the wooden stick in his hand and said, "Let Director Chen come up."
"Director Chen is not here. What do you want to see Director Chen for?"
Shen Ranxin said to the camera: "I'll try to see if his bones can be used to make fire."
Staff: “…”
Fang Yu, who was always good-tempered, couldn't help but say, "That's too much. Lu Zhi caught the pheasant with his own ability. Why can you just take it back as you say?"
Shen Ranxin: "Are you sure you want to take our prey right under the noses of two half-Alphas like us?"
Jiang Ye paused: "Why am I considered half?"
Shen Ranxin glanced at him and said, "No, Teacher Fang Yu counts as half."
Jiang Ye: "Then what am I?"
Shen Ranxin: "You are lucky to know how to use a flamethrower."
Jiang Ye: “…”
He really holds a grudge.
"It's like this. These 50 pheasants should belong to the production team. And you can't eat all of them if you catch them all at once. They will be wasted if left for a few days, so..."
The staff tried to reason with the guests.
Shen Ranxin crossed his arms and said, "No, I won't give it to you. Even if these pheasants are rotting in the ground, I won't give them to you."
The staff member scratched his brow and said, "Since the theme of this episode is wilderness survival, how can you survive if you catch so many pheasants? We are just following orders..."
Gu Yifei put his hands on his hips and said, "According to orders? According to whose orders?!"
When the two sides are at a stalemate.
Cheng Cheng reached out, patted Shen Ranxin's shoulder, and whispered something in his ear.
After listening to this, Shen Ranxin glanced at Cheng Cheng and said, "Although Director Chen is not a good person, you are too mean. I still want to leave some reputation."
A hint of darkness flashed across Cheng Cheng's eyes, and he quickly squinted and smiled: "I was just kidding."
Gu Yifei came over curiously: "What did he say to you?"
Shen Ranxin hesitated for a moment and whispered, "Cheng Cheng said he wanted to teach Director Chen a lesson. He used a few wild pheasants to catch centipedes in the woods and threw them into Director Chen's tent."
Gu Yifei imagined the scene and his face turned pale instantly. He turned his head and glanced at Cheng Cheng.
The cute looking omega smiled sweetly at him.
Gu Yifei felt that his spine was numbed by this smile. He pulled Shen Ranxin's sleeve and silently took a step back.
He has been living in the same dormitory with Cheng Cheng these days, and he can clearly feel that Cheng Cheng is not as lively and cute as she appears to be, and sometimes even a little gloomy.
He used to think it was his illusion, but now he felt a chill down his spine.
Cheng Cheng is really vicious.
"Do you have to take these pheasants today?" Shen Ranxin asked with a raised eyebrow.
"We are really just workers." The staff member said with a bitter face.
"Okay, I won't make it difficult for you. I'll leave three for us and give you the rest." Shen Ranxin handed the cane to the staff: "Please rest assured, Director Chen, we will definitely 'survive' well!"
The staff was surprised at Shen Ranxin's change of attitude, but at least they had completed what Director Chen had asked them to do, so they didn't do anything else and quickly took away the pile of pheasants.
Fang Yu looked at Shen Ranxin with understanding: "What's your new idea?"
"They are going to take these to Director Chen's tent. What do you think is the most abundant in the place where the production crew is stationed?"
Jiang Ye thought for a moment and said, "People."
Shen Ranxin: "Wrong, it's food. With so many people like them, they must have a lot of food stored. Let's go and 'survive' tonight!"