Chapter 63 Who Allowed You to Survive Like This?
Shen Ranxin kicked Lu Zhi off the rock.
Lu Zhi fell to the ground, raised his head and smiled: "Teacher Shen, can I use my hands like this?"
Shen Ranxin grabbed Lu Zhi by the collar and dragged him forward, throwing him into the tent: "Let's go, you look like you're sick!"
He turned around, looked at the stunned crowd, and said sinisterly: "Why, does anyone want to go in and accompany him?"
Fang Yu lowered his head instantly: "Oops, I forgot that there is still a basket of mushrooms that I haven't washed. I'll go wash the mushrooms."
Jiang Ye paused. After spending the past few days with Fang Yu, he surprisingly learned to read people's expressions and act accordingly. He quickly said, "I forgot that I still have a basket of wild fruits to wash. I'll go wash them."
Shen Ranxin turned to look at Cheng Cheng: "What's wrong, don't you have any stool to wash?"
Cheng Cheng: “…”
That’s enough. If you step on poop once when you go out, people will talk about you for the rest of your life.
Damn Poop Man!
Cheng Cheng paused and said, "I won't wash with them."
Shen Ranxin turned and looked at Gu Yifei.
Gu Yifei raised his hands in surrender: "I don't have any mushrooms or wild fruits to wash, and I don't have any shoes to wash."
Shen Ranxin: “…”
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Several people worked in the camp for an entire afternoon and finally made it look like a place to live temporarily.
"I'm so hungry." Gu Yifei touched his stomach and pouted: "If I had known, I wouldn't have participated in this dating show. I have no idea where to get my next meal."
Shen Ranxin threw him an empty bag and said, "Come with me. I know where there is food."
They looked at each other and picked up their empty backpacks.
The program crew’s base location was not actually told to the guests, but at noon, when the two staff members dragged the pheasant back with vines, a trace was left on the road.
Following this trail, Shen Ranxin and his companions found where the program crew was stationed.
This camp was much larger than their own camp. Various equipment and food were piled up in a disorderly manner outside. Director Chen was standing outside, yelling angrily into the walkie-talkie.
"Why can't I see anyone in the hidden camera?! You don't know either? Then what do I need you for?! Go find him now!"
Jiang Ye seemed extremely excited, and even the smell of pheromones was somewhat out of control: "I've only played this kind of setting in games before, and I didn't expect to be able to experience it in real life now. Shen Ranxin, how are we going to cooperate later?"
Shen Ranxin said seriously, "I will be responsible for restraining Director Chen. You take the food and run. Got it?"
Jiang Ye: "Is it that simple?"
Shen Ranxin patted his shoulder and said, "High-end wilderness survival often only requires the simplest tactics."
Jiang Ye nodded, not quite understanding.
After all, Shen Ranxin is indeed the only one among them who can get benefits from Director Chen, so it must be reliable to follow Shen Ranxin.
Even if this tactic sounds like an elementary school math problem, it doesn't matter.
Shen Ranxin must have his reasons for doing this!!!
"Should we sneak in secretly?" Gu Yifei whispered, "I just saw some fresh prawns in their food supplies. It's outrageous!"
Shen Ranxin shook his head: "I've already said that we are here to survive in the wilderness, so we must adopt the attitude of surviving in the wilderness!"
Everyone nodded in conviction.
Director Chen was still furious because the hidden camera couldn't capture any of the guests, but he didn't expect Shen Ranxin to appear in the camera first.
But the picture is not of the guest camp, but... the program team camp?
He looked up and saw Shen Ranxin, wearing a camouflage uniform, jumping out of the bushes and rushing straight towards him!
He was so scared that he almost called for help.
As a result, Shen Ranxin made a sliding tackle!
He knelt on the ground, slid to his feet from three meters away, opened his arms, and hugged his legs!
Director Chen: “?!”
“Director Chen!!!!” Shen Ranxin began to scream heartbreakingly: “Please! Have mercy on me! Give us something to eat, we don’t want to die!!!”
With just one sentence, he controlled everyone present for more than ten seconds.
Not to mention the opponent, even teammates were controlled.
No, this is the "survival"? !
Jiang Ye: “…”
If he had known it would be so embarrassing, he would not have come!
At the same time, Mr. Lu had already jumped up, rushed into the place where the program crew stored food, picked up a box of South American prawns and left.
Director Chen finally reacted and shouted hurriedly: "Hey! Stop Lu Zhi! Stop Lu Zhi!!"
The assistant director next to him was stunned for a moment: "That's the sponsor, do we have to stop him?"
Director Chen: “…”
While Director Chen was thinking, Cheng Cheng rushed into the tent and took away a box of self-heating rice.
Everyone came back to their senses from the shock. No matter how embarrassing it was, Jiang Ye pulled down his hat, and after making sure that the camera couldn't capture his face, he jumped over the low bushes and rushed out like a swift cheetah!
"Damn! Jiang Ye! We went to the wrong place! This is the tent where the food is!"
Blind Leopard Jiang Ye rushed out again, and Fang Yu put a box of things in his hand in his hand.
"It's so heavy." Jiang Ye asked in a busy schedule: "What is this?"
Fang Yu said, "Forget the milk."
"?" Jiang Ye: "What are you doing with the milk?"
Fang Yu was actually in a panic and didn't see clearly, so he just took it at random, but he couldn't show his weakness in front of a child, so he could only say confidently: "I love to drink."
Jiang Ye: "...Okay, I'll remember it."
Fang Yu: “?”
Note down something useful.
A huge robbery... no, a survival activity ended with the concerted efforts of all the high-quality Alphas.
Shen Ranxin and his team returned with a full load, and the program crew moved to a new location with tears in their eyes.
In fact, what Director Chen said was right. Although they had a lot of pheasants, it was impossible for them to store the pheasant meat under their conditions. They could only eat it for one day and could not eat it the next day.
Moreover, the smell of blood may attract some things and dirty insects that they cannot deal with. If the program crew does not take them away, they will turn into a pile of disgusting rotten meat there.
But these things were different. Most of them were instant foods that were easy to store. Only the boxes that Lu Zhi took were seafood, frozen in ice.
"Let's go back to the camp." Shen Ranxin stretched lazily: "These things should be enough for us to eat until the end of this wilderness survival."
"Although it seems to be successful, I'm not very happy." Jiang Ye's face fell: "How embarrassing."
"Wait, I always feel like something is wrong."
Everyone stopped and looked at Fang Yu.
Fang Yu looked around and said slowly, "Where's Gu Yifei?"