Chapter 235 Just Survive
Jiang Yao quickly covered Shang Lu's mouth and smiled sheepishly at Wen Niang: "The child is still young, you are a big man, don't bother with him."
After that, she righteously taught Shang Lu: "Son, I've told you many times not to be so honest. How can you say whatever you think?"
"But mother, didn't you teach me to be honest? It's not wrong for me to call her 'Auntie' because she looks her age, right?"
"It's true, but they spent a lot of money on maintenance, and you just exposed it with just one sentence. Doesn't that make their efforts go to waste?"
"Mother, I remember."
Shang Lu looked like he was being taught a lesson. He turned around and looked at Wen Niang, his big eyes full of sincerity. "Don't act like an auntie. I won't call you auntie next time."
"You little brat, if you scream again, I'll beat you to death."
Jiang Yao carried Shang Lu to the other side and looked at Wen Niang unyieldingly: "If you dare to hit my son, I will fight you to the death."
Wen Niang snorted and glared at her: "Shrew."
"Same here."
"You are a shameless shrew."
"Then you are a shameless shrew."
The rabbit in Shang Lu's arms closed its eyes, feeling a little annoyed. If there weren't so many people here, he would have told both of them to shut up.
Wen Niang was so angry that she simply turned her head away and didn't look at Jiang Yao.
The bodyguard behind her came forward attentively and asked in a low voice, "Miss, would you like me to help you teach that child a lesson?"
Wen Niang frowned and turned to glare at him. "He's three years old, and you're three years old too? Are you still a man if you hit a child?"
"Miss, I just want to vent your anger."
"There are many ways to vent my anger. Just help me catch that woman later."
"Miss, if we catch all those kids, are you afraid we won't be able to catch that woman?"
Wen Niang turned around and glared at him, and didn't say anything else.
Shang Lu's eyes rolled around, and the moment his eyes met the man's, he smiled.
"Mother, I want to go to the toilet."
Jiang Yao wanted to stand up: "I'll go with you."
"Mother, I'm a man. How can a man go to the toilet with a woman?"
Smilax glabra puffed out its cheeks and looked very unhappy.
Jiang Yao laughed: "Are you still a man?"
The rabbit was about to laugh, his eyelids half-closed and the corners of his mouth twitching slightly.
"Mom, if you laugh again, the baby will be angry."
"Okay, I won't laugh, but Xiaobaibao, if you want to go to the toilet, you must have someone accompany you."
"He's going with me."
Bai Chu was a little stunned: "Me?"
"Of course it's you, you're a man too."
Bai Chu's mouth twitched, and under Shang Lu's threatening gaze, he quickly responded: "Okay, little boss, I'll go with you."
Jiang Yao was very worried and looked at Yue Jian and said, "Yue Jian, you go too."
"No, Yue Jian is a woman."
Yue Jian rolled her eyes: "I won't go even if you beg me, tsk."
Shang Lu stood up and fell into deep thought as he looked at the rabbit in his arms.
Bring it with you? No, what if he does something bad?
Without it? Then you can't put that weird uncle and mother together.
"Okay, stop looking. Give me the blame rabbit."
"no."
Jiang Yao was helpless: "Aren't you going to the toilet? Don't wet your pants later."
Shang Lu's face turned red instantly: "Mom, I'm already grown up, it's impossible for me to wet my pants."
Jiang Yao suppressed his laughter: "Yes, yes, you have grown up and you won't wet your pants anymore."
Yue Jian couldn't help laughing: "I remember someone wet their pants three months ago."
Shang Lu was furious. He threw the rabbit to the ground and handed the rope to Yue Jian: "You keep an eye on this weird rabbit."
"Go quickly, don't go back and do the laundry again."
"Shut up, you are not allowed to say that."
"You're not allowed to tell me you peed your pants?"
Shang Lu was furious and hurried ahead.
Bai Chu kept laughing after catching up with him, and couldn't help asking, "Little Boss, you're five years old and you still wet your pants?"
Shang Lu was so angry that his eyes turned red: "I ate too much watermelon, and my pants were tied in a knot and I couldn't untie it."
From then on, he vowed never to wear pants with a belt again or eat watermelon again.
This is simply the dark history of his life.
"That's still peeing his pants, haha. Three-year-olds don't pee in their pants much, but you're five and you're still peeing in your pants, haha."
Shang Lu jumped and turned around, pointing his chubby finger at Bai Chu: "If you laugh again, I will tell my mother that you are a divine beast."
Bai Chu quickly shut up and tried hard not to laugh out loud, but he couldn't help wanting to laugh.
Shang Lu was so angry that he forgot to tell Jiang Yao not to touch the rabbit.
Jiang Yao was shocked when he saw Shanglu drop the rabbit.
This rabbit looks sick. I'm afraid it might die if it falls.
She quickly bent down and picked up the rabbit.
It's really heavy, otherwise she wouldn't want to kill it and eat it the first time she saw it.
But when she picked up the rabbit, it was limp and its eyes were tightly closed.
Jiang Yao panicked: "Is he really going to die from the fall?"
"It's just right that he's dead. Let's stew him in a pot." Yuejian said coldly.
Jiang Yao glared at her and said, "If it's dead, the meat won't be fresh anymore. How can it be delicious?"
Besides, this was the rabbit that Shang Lu wanted to raise, and she killed it just by looking at it. Then she would be a useless mother.
Su Qianji had been in a state of meditation. Seeing Jiang Yao panic, he wanted to wake up, but when he heard this, he decided to pretend to be dead.
This woman likes eating rabbits so much?
Jiang Yao saw that the rabbit was still not moving and that the rope was strangling its arms, so he quickly untied the rope.
"Didn't Shanglu say he wouldn't untie the rope?"
"I'm almost strangled to death, why don't you untie me?"
Jiang Yao removed all the cups from the table and laid the rabbit flat.
When Su Qianji saw that the rope was gone, he was thinking about whether to leave, when a soft and boneless hand fell on his heart and pressed it again and again.
What is this for?
Just as he was wondering, the girl's unique fragrance rushed into his nose, followed by the soft touch of her lips.
Before he even opened his eyes, he heard Yue Jian's voice: "Jiang Yao, if you want to eat rabbit meat, at least cook it. Eating it raw is so disgusting."
Jiang Yao said in a cold voice: "Shut up, this is called artificial respiration, you don't know anything, all you do is eat all day."
He pressed it a few times with his fingers, then leaned over and blew air into the rabbit's mouth.
While doing this, I was still sighing that there is no other mother in the world as good as her. She gave artificial respiration to her son's rabbit. Alas, she is really a great mother.
Fortunately, the rabbit doesn’t smell bad, with a light and refreshing fragrance that smells somewhat familiar.
Jiang Yao leaned over and blew air again, finally blowing the rabbit's eyes open.
The moment I looked up, I met the rabbit's eyes.
She froze as if someone had pricked her blood.
There was shock in his dark pupils.
She didn't know if it was her illusion, but she actually saw a hint of shyness in the rabbit's eyes.
No, this must be an illusion. How could a rabbit be shocked and shy?
"Just be alive."
She breathed a sigh of relief and quickly looked away.
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