During the break, Li Yuebai found that something was wrong with his students.
Wang Rui, the girl who usually loves to play and is the most noisy, did not go out to chase and play. Instead, she sat quietly in her seat looking at her mobile phone with a sad and depressed look on her face. After a while, she actually lay on the table and cried.
"Teacher Bai, Wang Rui is crying, please go and check on her." Study committee member Han Mei came over with a worried look on her face and reminded.
As the Chinese teacher and class teacher of the Grade 9 (1) class, Li Yuebai has always been a role model for others. He has won many honorary titles, such as "Top Ten Outstanding Teachers in Lanqiao District, Beijing", "No. 1 on the List of Male Gods of the Eighth Middle School", "White Moonlight in the Eyes of Graduating Girls", etc. It is because he is good-looking, cheerful and good-tempered that people can ask him for help if they have any problems. As time went by, the students were unwilling to call him Teacher Li and called him Teacher Bai instead.
After Wang Rui cried like this, the originally noisy classroom became quiet, and all the gossipy eyes were directed at her.
"It's time to get off class. Don't stay in the classroom. Go out and play." Li Yuebai waved his hands and said, "Everyone has bad moods and physical discomforts. Han Mei will take Wang Rui to the infirmary in a while. Don't worry."
Everyone has been a student, and everyone knows that when you make a fool of yourself in the classroom, you are most afraid of being stared at. If the teacher asks you what happened at this time, it will be a real embarrassing moment. Although Wang Rui has always been a tough and strong tomboy...she is still a girl after all!
Li Yuebai remained calm on the outside, but he was secretly puzzled: Judging from Wang Rui's family, personality and character, nothing serious would happen to her, let alone cause any big trouble. Could it be that she fell in love too early? Did she have a fight with her friends? Did someone steal her new equipment?
“Teacher, I’m fine.” Wang Rui raised her head from the desk with snot and tears, holding up her cell phone: “Today is the anniversary of my boyfriend’s death. I, I’m so sad, sob sob sob sob sob…”
"My male god..." Death anniversary, whose death anniversary? Li Yuebai was confused.
"It's a second, second dimension male god." Wang Rui choked with tears while selling his products.
He took the phone from Wang Rui, and there was a paused video interface on it. In the video, there was a man in ancient comic style. He was wearing a flowing white robe, with delicate features and a gentle smile. He was holding a guzheng in his arms, with long hair casually scattered and petals flying around him. However, his figure was drawn a little transparent, surrounded by mist, and there was a halo on his head.
This should be the two-dimensional male god that Wang Rui mentioned.
I clicked the play button, and a lyrical and sad ancient music sounded, accompanied by a male voice reciting: Since you left, the pear blossoms in Shangjing have never bloomed again.
In the video, rows and rows of dense bullet screens flew by:
“QAQ, the up master stabbed well”
"The best person in the world will never appear again."
"Wuwuwuwuwu, I don't care, I want Brother Yun, Brother Yun is the best."
"Let's go and send razor blades to the original author together!"
"You don't have enough razor blades? Send me a gasoline can! Count me in!"
"The pear blossoms have all fallen and the sky is cloudless. Only the sound of music can understand my heart."
Li Yuebai searched on the search engine and figured it out.
Recently, there is a popular online novel called "Falling Flowers in the Capital". It is set in a fictitious historical dynasty and unfolds a grand fantasy picture of the country and the nation, including palace struggles, imperial power struggles, wars, and picturesque scenery...
However, this is a BL novel.
As a modern internet youth, Li Yuebai certainly understands what Danmei means. Wang Rui is indeed a tomboy, and she dares to show her Danmei stuff to the teacher.
There is a dark villain in "Flowers in the Capital", Murong Nan.
Murong Nan was born into a noble family. He was the eldest son of the late Emperor Murong Feng and the late Empress Xiao Wenyin. He ascended the throne as crown prince at the age of six and should have inherited the throne smoothly. However, when he was twelve years old, Empress Xiao Wenyin fell out of favor. She was not deposed as empress, but lived alone in the palace, and the emperor never came to visit her again.
Murong Nan was also implicated by his mother. He was deposed from the throne of crown prince and demoted to Prince of Ning. He left Shangjing and headed for his fiefdom. Unexpectedly, as he had just arrived at his fiefdom and passed through a deep forest, he was ambushed by a large number of troops. Murong Nan was seriously injured and jumped into the rapids at the mountain creek. He floated down the stream and luckily escaped. Then, of course, he was rescued.
The man who saved him was named Yun Weizhi, the "second dimension male god" that Wang Rui and other brain-dead fans were crazy about.
Yun Weizhi was the most famous musician in the 800-li mountain and river area of the Daduan Dynasty. When he played a piece of zither, the heaven and earth bowed and the ghosts and gods wept. Not to mention his noble character and his appearance and temperament were like those of a banished immortal, which made Murong Nan, who was used to seeing beauties, sigh in admiration.
Of course, in novels, these looks and temperaments are all false. Whether a character can be liked by readers depends on the character's personality, words and deeds.
Different from the vase beauties in many novels, Yun Weizhi is not only perfectly set up, but also has a very likable personality. He is not pretentious, talkative and cheerful, down-to-earth when he should be, and aloof when he should be. His image is very three-dimensional. Murong Nan came out of the cold and indifferent palace, and when he saw such a lovely person, he immediately fell into a crazy infatuation, but due to his status, he never said it out loud. The two of them just regarded each other as good friends and lived a carefree life in Ningzhou.
When Murong Nan was seventeen years old, the situation improved, his mother Xiao Wenyin regained the emperor's favor, and Murong Nan's position as crown prince was restored. Yun Weizhi hated the court and refused to follow him back to the capital, so the two parted ways.
Unexpectedly, not long after Murong Nan returned to the palace, he fell seriously ill and was bedridden. In his dreams, he mentioned Yun Weizhi's name. The queen was anxious and surprised. After asking Murong Nan's personal guards, she realized that Murong Nan liked to listen to Yun Weizhi's music the most. If they could invite him to play a song for him, perhaps he could survive this ordeal and come back to life.
The guards sent by the empress told Yun Weizhi about the current critical situation. Yun Weizhi was of course very worried about Murong Nan's safety, so he rushed to the capital overnight and played a song for Murong Nan in front of the emperor and the empress. As expected, he brought Murong Nan back to life and woke him up from his coma.
Then, the plot took a sudden turn for the worse and something unexpected happened.
The Empress had two powerful enemies. The obvious one was the powerful official Zhao Ne, and the hidden one was the single concubine Shan Hui.
Zhao Ne comes from a prominent family and is very good at playing power games. He has now become the Grand Tutor and has great power in the court. His family has an old grudge against the Empress's family.
Shan Hui was favored by the emperor and had a son with him. She pretended to be obedient to the empress on weekdays, but secretly waited for opportunities to frame her.
Zhao Ne and Shan Hui's families were intermarried, and Shan Hui's elder sister was Zhao Ne's wife, so the two joined forces to try to overthrow the queen and the prince. This time, he hated Murong Nan for not dying, and came up with another vicious plan - to frame the queen for having an affair with Yun Weizhi.
The emperor was stupid and suspicious, and had been at odds with the empress for many years. Under the instigation of these two people's clever schemes, he actually believed it to be true.
When Murong Nan woke up from his serious illness, there was no one around him. The empress was forced to hang herself. Yun Weizhi was tortured in front of the emperor but still refused to confess his guilt, and died under severe punishment.
So Murong Nan turned evil.
From then on, he embarked on a path of forbearance, revenge, and killing people everywhere... After many years, he finally cleared the obstacles, killed his father, and ascended the throne... But he was too evil, so he gradually became cruel and brutal, killing people like flies, and became an ultimate villain who did his duty. In the end, he was overthrown by the male protagonist and died in the palace.
…
Li Yuebai read the long introduction carefully, and only realized at the end that this paragraph was purely an introduction to the villain and had nothing to do with the main plot of the novel.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you are so hypocritical. He is just a supporting role, isn't he?" Han Mei shrugged disdainfully: "He only has a few scenes, but you've hyped him up as a male god. The main characters haven't even had a say yet!"
"So what if he's popular!" Wang Rui cried and argued: "Brother Yun is the most gentle and lovely!"
"I originally thought he was okay, but you Yunchui go to other people's Weibo videos every day to look at his posts, and it's really annoying to me." Han Mei sighed.
"It wasn't me who brushed it! Han Mei, you're going too far! It's already this day, and you're still saying frivolous things!" Wang Rui became angrier and angrier as she listened. She stopped crying, wiped her tears with a few tissues, and started to argue with Han Mei fiercely.
...I find it increasingly difficult to understand today’s students’ entertainment activities.
Li Yuebai shook his head, put the phone back on Wang Rui's desk, and walked back to the podium.
The next period is still his Chinese class.
Halfway through the class, the classroom door was kicked open with a bang.
A middle-aged man with disheveled hair and ragged clothes came in, holding a knife for cutting meat in each hand. He had a pointed face and a pair of eyes flashing with a lewd and fierce light.
When the man saw the room full of middle school students, he was obviously stunned.
Li Yuebai has one good point - in critical moments, his brain is quicker than anyone else's.
Their No. 8 Middle School is in a great location, with the primary school and kindergarten affiliated to the agency right next to it.
The building is currently under renovation and underground pipes are being re-laid. The walls have been broken through and the guards can only guard the gate but not the walls.
Within a few seconds, he looked at the man eight hundred times and basically saw clearly that he was most likely the criminal who broke into kindergartens with knives and killed innocent children in social news. The reason was that he was dissatisfied with his life, fell into despair, and wanted to take revenge on society.
Maybe because of his unstable emotions, he touched the wrong door. Although middle school students are also unarmed, they are much more capable of fighting than young children. They are definitely not the best targets for venting.
The classroom fell into deathly silence.
The man gritted his teeth, made up his mind, raised his machete and rushed towards the girls in the front row...
"Stop." Li Yuebai said, "Your lottery ticket."
"..." As expected, the man stopped and turned to Li Yuebai.
"Your lottery ticket won 50 million." Li Yuebai spoke word by word.
Lottery? What lottery? The whole room of students was stunned.
The man was stunned for a while, then he rushed forward with even more excitement, the machete in his hand whirling and swishing, and he uttered a few vicious words from between his teeth: "You want to fool me? How do you know I won the prize?"
"I just know it." Li Yuebai said, "You bought the lottery ticket from the small shop at the intersection of Nanjing Road and Xisan Road last night, and kept it in your coat pocket."
"How do you know I won the prize?" the man raised his voice and gritted his teeth.
"I can tell fortunes, and I'm sure you'll win," Li Yuebai said seriously, turning on the TV in the classroom. "The draw will be at three o'clock, why don't you wait a while?"
“…”
"Brother, listen to my advice. It's not worth it to go to jail instead of giving up 50 million." Li Yuebai took out two cans of beer he had hidden in the drawer of the podium and handed one to the man.
The police arrived at 2:40.
The man was extremely drunk and was still crying and singing as he was taken away, with snot and tears running down his face.
Li Yuebai did not forget to say farewell: "Don't worry, brother, there are TVs in the detention center. Even if you don't succeed this time, you will succeed next time. Strong!"
The man looked over the policeman's shoulder and gave two thumbs up, saying, "Strong!"
The students were still in shock.
"Teacher Bai, what's going on?" Wang Rui shouted loudly: "I will give you a banner someday with four big characters on it: God of Mouth Cannon!"
"Yeah, it's an unfair victory..." A boy in the back row shouted unconvincedly, "If any cartoonist dared to draw such a plot, I would have scolded him for bragging... If the guy just now had stabbed him, how could you have the chance to talk nonsense?"
"Teacher Bai, that person is not the actor you invited, right? Is he a special program prepared for the competition for the No. 1 Male God in the Blue Bridge District next year?" As a veteran conspiracy theorist, Han Mei dared to speak out.
Li Yuebai shook the can and poured the last bit of beer into his mouth.
"The knife is good, but it's vulnerable here." He pointed to the place where his heart was.
"What's the matter with the lottery?"
"The more difficult a situation a person is in, the more he desires to get rich overnight. This person has been in difficult circumstances for a long time and has always had the habit of buying lottery tickets." Li Yuebai said, "There was white paint on the sole of his shoe - only the intersection of Nanjing Road and West Third Road has recently repainted the ground signs, and it was yesterday. And within a ten-mile radius, the only store that allows the purchase of knives without an ID card is the one at the intersection of Nanjing Road and West Third Road. The two knives in his hand - Wang Mazi's classic meat chopping knives, without packaging, cost 100 yuan for one, and 198 yuan for two. Do you think he will use the remaining 2 yuan to buy a lottery ticket? Habits are terrible things..."
…
"The teacher feels a little dizzy, let's go to the bathroom." Li Yuebai waved his hand: "Study in the classroom!"
He has a very low alcohol tolerance and gets drunk after just a little bit of drinking. He was just forcing himself to hold on.
There are several steps leading down to the bathroom.
Li Yuebai fell headfirst without paying attention.
Before he fell into a coma, he vaguely thought about the headlines that might appear on the website the next day.
[Shocked! A teacher from Beijing No. 8 Middle School fought the gangsters and escaped unscathed, but later accidentally fell to his death in the toilet. ]
Mom's mentally retarded.
I don’t know how long I was unconscious, but after waking up, Li Yuebai felt even more mentally retarded.
He was riding on a white horse, with a saddle decorated with a gemstone he couldn't name, simple and elegant. He was wearing a white arrow coat, tight and narrow sleeves, but still flowing, and a black cloak with a hood to protect against the wind. He looked carefully at his hands, which were slender and thin with distinct joints. Because he was not used to holding the reins, he had blisters on them...
The handsome man in front pulled the reins of his horse, turned around and said happily: "Mr. Yun, we have arrived in the capital!"
There was a ding in my head, and the system prompt sounded: "Hello, welcome to the White Moonlight Male God Self-Saving System, your current work: Shangjing Luohua, your role: Yun Weizhi."
Li Yuebai would rather crawl back to the school toilet along the sewer.
Mommy mommy.
What did the video just now say?
After I die, the pear blossoms in Beijing will not bloom anymore!!!