Chapter 294 [We Have a Child]
The king seemed to be scolding her, but in fact he was fanning the flames: "Don't touch the food on the table anymore. The goddess hasn't even started eating yet, how dare you do it first?"
After hearing the king's words, the naughty kids and teenagers glanced at Jiang Lili and Wen Qiao quietly, with expressions of dissatisfaction and provocation written all over their faces.
They slowly returned to their seats and sat down, fiddling with the silver cutlery with their hands, making a "ding-dong-dong" sound, all of them with evil expressions.
Their parents looked at Jiang Lili and her group with gloomy eyes, their expressions flickering.
Jiang Lili and others took a deep breath at the same time and complained in the group.
@Jiang Lili: My low blood pressure has been cured after attending this welcome banquet. I wish all the kids were like Master Liao... These kids make me want to vomit blood.
@Wenqiao: What a shame to have all that meat on the floor! The food on their table was also wasted.
@Yan Chaoyue (Grassland Khan): Hey, how about having Li Li give me this meat in a red envelope? I'm feeding it to my wolves and pythons. They have thick skin and flesh that won't break them, and they have big appetites.
@Jiang Lili: Master Yan, you've become quite courageous, even raising a wolf!
@Guan Yue (Shan Fei Yi Jie): A bunch of naughty kids? Should we ask Teacher Rong Shen to take care of them? With his muscular build and wolf-like ferocity, Teacher Rong will definitely keep them in line.
@Jiang Lili: It's not as simple as just being aggressive. If force was effective, Xin Che would have killed them with his eyes long ago.
@Wen Qiao: The king of Mi is deliberately trying to intimidate us and make things difficult for us! If we hand the ivory whistle to a bunch of such naughty kids, they'll definitely use moral blackmail against us if we try to take it by force. Mi's tradition values children above all else.
@Rong Shen (The Pirate Leader is Teaching): How sinister is this? Actually using children as shields?
@Jiang Lili: The royal family members hiding behind these naughty kids are really calculating. They know we can't harm the children!
The King of Mi spoke at this moment, speaking in a voice that only their group could hear, addressing Jiang Lili and her group: "Lady Goddess, Divine Envoy, I have done what I should have done. I have already invited the owner of this ivory whistle to the banquet. Now it's up to you."
Wen Qiao's eyes were icy cold at this moment, staring at the King of Mi Country as if he were a dead person. "King, what do you mean by this? Are these little brats the owners of your Mi Country Treasure Ranch and Seashell Ranch?"
The king quickly shook his head and explained, "Your Excellency, you don't know that our country has always cherished children. Children are our hope for the future."
"Usually, once they can speak and blow the whistle, the royal family will give the ivory whistle to their children."
The king acted as if he had a difficult time and tried to plead his case to Jiang Lili and her group.
"You should also understand that although I am the king, I am not the only one in power. The members of the royal family support me to become king, and I must respect their opinions."
"I have done my best to get them to bring the ivory whistle. To fulfill this promise, I also promised each of these children a BMW."
The king showed a painful expression when he said this.
"The Goddess wants to take over Seashell Ranch, so please ask these people to hand in their whistles."
He sighed deeply, looking very pitiful: "This is the difficulty of governing a country."
"Not only do you get the whistle, you also have to win people's hearts."
"My lords, please enjoy your meal. The fruit wine in the glasses in front of you is a specialty of our country of Mi. I'm sure you haven't tasted it yet."
After saying that, the king picked up the wine jug and respectfully poured wine for Jiang Lili and his group.
Wen Qiao was so disgusted by the king's hypocritical face that he couldn't even eat.
At this time, the naughty kids who were sitting down started fighting again, using tableware as hidden weapons to attack each other, while shouting and yelling.
The naughty kid who didn't beat the other party started crying loudly!
The sharp crying sounded like it could penetrate one's eardrums!
If Jiang Lili didn't want to maintain her image as a goddess, she would have wanted to take a rocket and launch herself into space to hide away.
She knew that it would not be so easy to get the precious land of Seashell Ranch!
Xin Che has been guarding the border for many years and rarely interacts with children. The children he interacts with most are Xin Yan, Wen Xiaomei and Liao Dabao. When he saw the naughty children in the square, he pursed his thin lips.
This is even more difficult than fighting a war.
Especially since this group of naughty kids are aristocrats and hold privileges.
In this chaotic Shura field, Jiang Lili's thoughts slowly calmed down.
If the whistle was in the hands of adult royal nobles, Jiang Lili and the others could use force to intimidate them, but it would take a lot of effort to make the royal members and their royal guards surrender.
Now that the ivory whistles are focused on these children, we need to change our approach to solving the problem.
If we can find a clever way to deal with these naughty kids who can't be beaten or scolded, we can turn an advantage into a disadvantage.
These kids really illustrate that when there are naughty kids at a banquet, you can't even eat in peace.
Wen Qiao looked at the chaotic scene and lowered his voice: "What should we do now? I really want to throw these idiots into the barracks and waste some time with them."
Jiang Lili whispered, "These aristocratic children must have been spoiled by their parents. Reasoning with them won't work. So, we'll just have to... fight fire with fire!"
Jiang Lili put down her chopsticks.
She said to Xin Che, "Don't we have a child too?"
“Cough cough cough——”
Jiang Lili's words shocked Xin Che, who was drinking fruit wine, and was caught off guard and choked.
If Xin Che hadn't tested the fruit wine and found it wasn't poisonous, he would have thought he was hallucinating.
Facing Jiang Lili's bright almond-shaped eyes, Xin Che immediately understood what she meant: "Yes, we do have a child."
Jiang Lili and Xin Che both looked at Master Liao who was happily eating meat.
Master Liao is eager to learn martial arts, but he is too young. Whenever Xin Che is free, he will teach him some techniques that do not require height and strength. In addition, he often hangs out with monkeys in the mountains, and he has become more and more naughty. Now Master Liao is more agile than a monkey.
Moreover, Master Liao is very energetic at his age. He gets up at about 5 o'clock every morning and keeps making noise until after 10 o'clock in the evening. After the children of Yeli Village go to school, Master Liao just keeps on making noises for this group of rusty young people.
Wen Qiao was still in shock when he heard the outrageous conversation between the two people, but when he saw them both looking at Master Liao, he immediately understood.
At this time, Master Liao was chewing on the barbecue while quietly reaching out to the glass of fruit wine that Wen Qiao had not drunk.
"Yes, it's immoral and against tradition for us to hit children, but what about children hitting other children?"
Wen Qiao reached out and held down Master Liao's eager paw: "What are you drinking, little brat?"
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