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There are four MCs in "Goodbye Peach Blossom Land", the oldest and most prestigious actor Zhou, the most well-known host Rong Honglang, who became famous all over the country with his original songs at a young age, the youngest female singer Si Wenwen, and the popular young actor Ke Chengyu who previously became a hot topic for his "three hundred rounds" battle with a monkey.

Even though Lin Lang and Su Mu became popular through short videos, especially Su Mu, whose songs are still used as background music in all popular videos, in the entertainment industry, which values ​​works, awards, and connections, Lin Lang and Su Mu are only a little more famous than the 18th-tier celebrities. Among the four MCs, the status of the two is undoubtedly the lowest.

However, due to the hardcore nature of "Goodbye Peach Blossom Land", even if the director team is good at marketing, riding on the popularity, and paying attention to dramatic conflicts and program effects, the resident MC who controls the scene must also be selected who is hardworking, good-tempered, not pretentious, able to control the whole scene, and able to calm down.

It is enough for the plot of the drama to be provided entirely by the flying guests. If the resident MCs are also more "dramatic" than each other and put their ulterior motives on the show, then the popularity of the show will be completely ruined and the show will be destroyed.

Therefore, many viewers who watched "Goodbye Peach Blossom Land" went to "Goodbye Peach Blossom Land" to see the exciting plot of the evil artist being taught a lesson and suppressed.

The reason why the director team invited Lin Lang and Su Mu this time was also to see them being "educated".

——The two were directly spotted by Lin Shen Studio without going through any selection and signed to become artists. On the day of signing, they had a conflict with the selection members, which caused a "major accident". Fortunately, the studio rescued them in time and used this opportunity to promote Lin Lang and Su Mu.

Whether there is a marketing trick behind this matter is still debatable, but one thing that is certain is that Lin Lang and Su Mu are definitely not as well-behaved as they appear in the video. With the sharp eyes of the director who has worked in the entertainment industry for more than 20 years, he is sure that these two teenagers are arrogant. According to common sense, this is indeed the case. The two are only seventeen years old, with excellent looks and top artistic talents. It is said that their grades in school are also outstanding. Compared with the rich second generation in the entertainment industry, their family background is definitely not an advantage, but they also grew up in love. When they first entered the entertainment industry, they signed a contract with the Lin Shen Studio that everyone was scrambling to join.

Not to mention that the two had just become popular, and their fans were the craziest and most active at that time. It is too easy for children to become complacent when they are praised for a while.

A child like this definitely cannot have done any rough work, and looks delicate and tender, not like someone who can do things. When he suffers in the show and acts willfully, even if he doesn't care about the face of Zhou Yingdi, that would be really exciting.

Black and red are also red. Teaching two little brats who are very popular is not as interesting as teaching a lesson to that variety show host who the audience is tired of watching and even has expectations about how they will react.

As for the reputation of these two children after the show is broadcast, the director doesn't care. That is the business of Lin Shen Studio. If they act like young ladies or young masters in front of seniors in the entertainment industry at a young age, such children will not be able to make it for long no matter how talented they are. It is better to give up on them as soon as possible.

The director had a beautiful idea, but he never expected that he would be the first to be "slapped in the face".

Although the show does not prohibit flying guests from bringing their own things, this show is an annual variety show, and they will record together for several days every month, so the things they buy will not be so wasteful. But flying guests usually only bring one or two things to decorate the house and provide some convenience for the resident MCs. Who would bring a truckload of things like Lin Lang and Su Mu! Is this moving or decoration - the notice fee may not be enough! What is the purpose of being on the show?

Not to mention that there are so many things that the director couldn't delete them by editing. Didn't you see that the workers had already started moving things into the house? How would they explain the extra furniture after the show was aired? They couldn't just throw the things away, right? What if the paparazzi around took pictures and accused them of being wasteful?

However, as to whether it has any show effect or not, the scene is undoubtedly quite shocking.

Just as the workers were helping to move the furniture into the courtyard, Lin Lang and Su Mu, who had already coordinated the process with the program crew in advance, had already stood in front of the camera and greeted the four resident MCs one by one.

"Hello, four teachers. We are artists from Lin Shen's studio." Lin Lang and Su Mu stood in a row, showing their well-behaved side.

"I am Lin Lang."

"I'm Su Mu."

"Hello." Rong Honglang smiled at the two of them gently: "Welcome lovely brothers and sisters to join our "Taohuayuan" family."

Rong Honglang has always been known to the public for his amiable screen image. Before traveling to Parnaki, Lin Lang and Su Mu had watched many of his shows, and Su Mu was a fan of Rong Honglang. But now that they have been together for hundreds of years, they no longer have the passion they once had when they see the artists they admired in the past.

Under the leadership of Rong Honglang, he introduced the other three MCs to Lin Lang and Su Mu in turn. After both parties had greeted each other, he said jokingly: "I didn't expect you to bring us such a big surprise - our courtyard finally feels a bit like a place for people to live. I was worried that you wouldn't get used to living here, so I thought about making some furniture for you first, but I was afraid that you would dislike our craftsmanship. I didn't expect you to solve this problem by yourselves."

"Brother Rong, you're too polite." Lin Lang looked around and said, "I think the conditions here are very good. I've slept on the streets before, and it's great to have a roof to shelter from the wind and rain."

The four MCs/directors behind the camera: “???”

Where is the winner in life with a harmonious family?

Sister, what did you experience when you were a child?

Su Mu quickly nudged Lin Lang's waist with his elbow and used magic to start the internal call.

"Don't talk nonsense! Why are you bringing up the things that happened in Parnaki?"

"Oh, that's just a passing remark." Lin Lang was a little embarrassed: "It's okay, it's not a big problem."

"Well, I mean I've played wilderness survival games before, so I don't have much requirements for living conditions." Lin Lang forced the topic around: "Su Mu and I are very good at hands-on work. If you have any work to do, just tell us. Don't worry about our young age."

Su Mu nodded quickly: "I am the same as her."

Fortunately, Rong Honglang was well-informed and good at smoothing things over. He reacted quickly after being surprised and led the two into the house while chatting with them: "Haha, do kids nowadays have so much experience? They even have experience in surviving in the wild? So what do you do in the wild?"

Rong Honglang was looking forward to hearing about cute activities such as "the teacher led them to make fire by drilling wood", "everyone cooked with campfire", "making tents and laying sleeping bags", and then he heard Lin Lang say: "fighting wild wolves (monsters) with bare hands."

"Lay traps all around to prevent enemy (monster) invasion." Su Mu said with the same nostalgia.

Rong Honglang: "......"

These two kids...are they suffering from chuunibyou?

...

Since the furniture in the courtyard's guest rooms had not been completed before the two arrived, Su Mu and the three male MCs stayed in one room at night, while Lin Lang and the only female MC Si Wenwen stayed in another room.

According to the original plan, in order to welcome the two flying guests, the resident MCs need to prepare a sumptuous meal for the two and build a locker for them. To this end, Si Wenwen will take Lin Lang to search for ingredients within the range of "Taohuayuan". Look for wild vegetables, collect mushrooms, dig winter bamboo shoots, and finally go to the village next door to buy a chicken. The three male MCs will take Su Mu to fish and catch crabs. When the ingredients are ready, Zhou Yingdi takes Si Wenwen and Lin Lang to cook, and Su Mu follows Rong Honglang and Ke Chengyu to cut bamboo or trees to make a locker for the two.

However, because of the unexpected furniture that Su Mu and Lin Lang had, "making a cabinet" had to be deleted from the schedule. In addition to furniture, the two bought a refrigerator full of vegetables, fruits, meat and seafood, and the task of finding ingredients became meaningless.

The director team was worried for a long time, and could only bite the bullet and let Rong Honglang and Ke Chengyu take Su Mu to catch fish in the name of "experiencing rural life".

——Although the small courtyard is empty, there are bamboo forests, fish ponds, and orchards outside the courtyard.

"Catching fish is a technical job." After living in the "Peach Blossom Land" for a while, Ke Chengyu, who has become more and more adept at catching fish, introduced it to Su Mu. At this moment, the three of them were standing in the fish pond wearing one-piece fishing pants, with a bamboo backpack on their backs, and holding fishing nets and harpoons in their hands. With the three of them having equally outstanding faces, the picture was full of subtle teasing.

"Remember, don't make big movements when catching fish. The fish will be scared away easily if there is a little splash." Ke Chengyu said as he raised the fishing net: "When you see the fish passing by--"

He picked up the fishing net and scooped up a fish with quick hands and eyes like he was using a scoop - the fish swung its powerful tail and quickly escaped from Ke Chengyu's grasp, splashing water all over his face.

Ke Chengyu said awkwardly: "See, I told you that catching fish is a technical job."

Su Mu nodded in agreement: "Yes, catching fish is really difficult."

Shortly after he was born, before the Chinese language system switched to the mermaid language, his parents drove him to the sea to fight a monster that looked like a swordfish but was about the same size as a whale on Earth. They called it "hunting". That experience was once Su Mu's nightmare after he traveled through time - until he discovered that the meat of the "swordfish monster" was the best tasting in the surrounding seas, he became the nightmare of all the monsters in the nearby seas.

Recalling the fishing days when he was young, a hint of nostalgia emerged in Su Mu's eyes.

A fish swam past him with its tail fin flapping. Su Mu's eyes suddenly became sharp. Without using a fishing net or harpoon, his right hand reached into the water like lightning and scooped up a fish from the water cleanly and efficiently.

The words that Ke Chengyu wanted to say were stuck in his throat.

Luck, eh?

Ke Chengyu thought uncertainly: Isn’t it said that newbies usually have better luck?

However, the next moment, Su Mu put his hands into the water again, and with a "splash", he took out a huge fat fish in each hand.

Under the dull gazes of Rong Honglang and Ke Chengyu, Su Mu stood there, alternating between his left and right hands, catching fish from the pond continuously like a worker on an assembly line. The bamboo basket on his back was soon filled.

Ke Chengyu/Rong Honglang: "......"

When did there become so many fish in this pond!

Did the director team secretly buy a tank of fish and pour it in in the middle of the night?

If the director team released a drone to shoot from the air at this moment, they would find that the shadow beside Su Mu was much heavier than that of the other two - attracted by the mermaid blood, all the fish in the pond were moving towards Su Mu's feet like crazy.

Unconvinced, Ke Chengyu picked up the fishing net again, wanting to catch a fish to prove his worth.

This time he succeeded, and he caught a huge grass carp. Before he could excitedly hold the fish to show off to the camera, the fat grass carp swung its tail and slapped Ke Chengyu's handsome face three times. With its powerful explosive power, it took advantage of Ke Chengyu's loose hand and flew directly from his arms to Su Mu's arms.

Ke Chengyu ignored the water drops and pain on his face and said quickly: "Be careful, this fish is very fierce..."

As soon as the fat grass carp entered Su Mu's arms, it completely lost the desire to struggle. It completely let down its defenses and lay peacefully in Su Mu's arms, like a dried salted fish, without any desire to survive.

Su Mu held the grass carp and asked blankly: "What did you say?"

Ke Chengyu: "..."

He was being presumptuous!

...

On the other side, Zhou Yingdi, Lin Lang and Si Wenwen stayed to clean the courtyard.

Although the workers had installed all the electrical appliances and assembled all the furniture for them efficiently under the incentive of high financial rewards, and tried to put all the furniture into the house for them, the show was boring.

Therefore, at the strong request of the director team, the workers took an extra red envelope, muttered "rich people are really incomprehensible", threw the half-assembled furniture in the yard, and happily left "Taohuayuan".

The job of Lin Lang and the other two was to help place the furniture in the house and make the room look better.

Lin Lang had no objection to this. She didn't have much to do with fishing, and she didn't worry about what to do. Now that she had a job to do, she naturally wanted it. She rolled up her sleeves and moved the largest wardrobe in the yard.

Actor Zhou was so scared that he quickly stopped her: "Sister, you and Wenwen can just move the tables and chairs. You can move the big ones later when your brother Rong and Xiao Ke come back. Don't hurt yourself by accident!"

Si Wenwen also quickly advised her: "Little Lang, come with me to move the table, we can wipe it later."

Lin Lang waved his hand to reject their kindness: "It's okay, I have no problem with this weight."

Movie Emperor Zhou/Si Wenwen: "......"

Does this kid really know what he's talking about?

The wardrobe, which was nearly two people tall, weighed at least 100 kilograms. Lin Lang looked to be only about 1.6 meters tall, with a slim figure. She looked very slender in the clothes specially matched for her by the program team, like a willow in the wind.

Si Wenwen looked at Lin Lang's slender waist with some envy: She is worthy of being a dancer, her figure is really good.

However, the envy of Lin Lang's figure was soon replaced by worry - just like she cherished her voice as a singer, for dancers, their bodies are their lives and must not be injured! What if they get bumped and affected their dancing in the future?

Actor Zhou was also worried. He was older and had a natural liking for younger children, especially Lin Lang, who looked pretty and well-behaved. Although a little immature, he was still a likable child.

Seeing that Lin Lang insisted, the two gave up the idea of ​​dissuading her and instead gave a look to their cameramen and staff, signaling them to help Lin Lang move the furniture with them so as not to hurt anyone.

But before the staff members who received the signal from the two men could stand up, they only heard a "Hey" - Lin Lang hugged both sides of the wardrobe with his left and right hands. The huge wardrobe seemed to have lost its weight, as if it was made of foam, and was easily lifted up by Lin Lang.

Everyone: “…”

"By the way, where should this wardrobe be placed?" Lin Lang asked easily, without blushing or panting.

Actor Zhou: "...put it in your and Wenwen's room."

"Okay." Lin Lang walked briskly with the wardrobe in his arms, leaving everyone in the yard stunned.

Is this a fake wardrobe?

As everyone was thinking this, they heard a loud "clang" and the wardrobe fell to the ground as Lin Lang moved it. It made a dull thud, and it seemed as if even the ground was shaking.

Everyone: “???!!!”

Is this really a power that humans can possess!

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