Chapter 145 I saw your dad!
The cold moonlight shone through the twisted dead branches, making Tang Bao's little face look a little pale. It was obvious that the little guy was really tired that day.
The north wind penetrated into the dead tree hole, making a hollow and strange whistling sound. The "woo-woo" sound seemed to be crying, intermittent, and made He Meng's heart beat fast.
He felt a chill on the back of his neck. He looked around and suddenly shivered.
Is there anything you can't say outside? It's so spooky here, how scared must the little prince be?
General He was furious when he saw his son's cowardly look with his chest hunched and neck shrunk.
This bastard is not good at fighting, and he can't even walk at night. He uses his guts on women!
He raised his foot habitually and kicked his son's butt, but he didn't stand firmly and the kick went through He Meng's body.
General He stood still, spread out his hands and looked at his almost transparent soul repeatedly, pouting a little in disappointment.
After a while, he stood with his hands behind his back, looked up to the sky and sighed deeply, comforting himself: I am not a turtle, I can live for thousands or even millions of years, and I will die anyway, so don't linger on it!
He had fought the enemy with his life numerous times, protecting women and children, and had accumulated a body of golden light of merit. After he had finished with this evil matter today, he would report to the underworld with peace of mind, and perhaps even become a ghost messenger...
Not bad!
General He was very grateful to Tang Bao. He knew that the reason why the young princess asked his son to come to the woods was to save face for their He family.
In addition to being grateful, he looked at the little kid with anticipation and said respectfully:
"Thank you, young prince. Please tell this rebellious son that I have been keeping an eye on him. If he dares to think of marrying Feng, I will twist off his dog head and use it as a chamber pot! I will dig out his heart and liver and feed them to the dogs!"
He Meng: “???”
Seeing Princess Zhaoning nodding at the air, he moved to the side.
"Little Princess? I'm here! If you have anything to say, let's go out and talk. I'll treat you to a meal."
"..." Xiao Tangbao turned his head and looked up, "General He, do you believe that ghosts exist in this world?"
He Meng raised his eyebrows and thought to himself that he had never offended the little princess, so why did she bother to deliberately trick him into going up the mountain and scare him?
"My little princess is such a joke. When a person dies, everything disappears into thin air. How can there be a soul? It's just a random excuse made up by the living to comfort themselves."
Tang Bao: `(╯╰)…`
It turns out that he doesn't believe in gods or Buddhas... This is a bit difficult.
Xiao Tangbao was in a hurry, so after thinking for a moment, he started to take out the talismans.
Let the father and son speak for themselves, the effect will definitely be immediate.
Upon seeing this, General He immediately knelt down to Xiao Tangbao.
"You absolutely cannot do that, Princess! I only have this one son. What if he gets scared and becomes insane? What should I do?"
Tang Bao: "..."
Seeing the little guy's brows furrowed, General He hurriedly increased the merit points in exchange tenfold.
He had originally intended to share these merits with the other evil spirits who, like him, lingered in the palace, so that they could protect the emperor after he left...
Now...
snort!
Tangbao: ()
Ten times the merit! Ten times~
The little girl pursed her lips and nodded in agreement.
Thinking of the storytellers on the street and the famous actors on the stage, the little guy had an idea...
She has an idea.
…
Tang Bao looked around and saw that there was indeed no one else around except the two of them. He put his little hands to his mouth and asked quietly, "Has General He ever heard a word?"
He Meng: “…”
"What?"
Tang Bao: "..."
"...'When the fetal light has not yet faded, it is easy to see ghosts.' Children are most likely to see unclean things."
He Meng: “???”
Tang Bao: "I saw your dad!"
The little guy changed the subject quickly and got straight to the point.
???
He Meng's heart skipped a beat: "A gentleman should not speak of strange things, so please be careful with your words, my lady."
"Hey," Xiao Tangbao frowned, "If you don't believe me, look back."
He Meng's eyes widened as he was frightened by the word "your father" to the point that his eyeballs almost popped out.
Not long after...
He turned around suddenly.
Hey! No one!!
No one, no one, no one!!
It was a bright and clear world, and he was full of righteousness, so where did the ghosts and monsters come from?
The little princess was indeed playing a prank on him!
Her Royal Highness the Princess is innocent, cute and lively. She is much more fun than those timid little kids who always pick on the back of their cats. She is really adorable!
When he and Yao Niang get married, it would be great if Xiaojun could come...
Tang Bao: "He Meng!? You little bastard! An ungrateful son of a bitch~"
“……?!” He Meng’s pupils trembled violently.
Σ(д|||)
How could someone with such a pretty face and such a soft, baby voice say such dirty and ugly words?
He looked at Tang Bao in confusion, thinking to himself that he hadn't offended the little princess.
What is going on?
"My lord... have I done anything to displease you?"
"Just tell me straight, I'll apologize and change."
Can't he change it?!
He was a tall and strong man, but his words were full of grievances, which made people feel sad.
Tang Bao blinked his big eyes and looked at him as he explained attentively: "I really saw General He. I can even hear him talking."
"He's standing right next to you, holding a big wooden stick in his hand. Tangbao is a good boy, he doesn't curse... Tangbao just learned that from your father, and he's pointing the stick at you."
He Meng shuddered with fear, glanced left and right, found a relatively sturdy tree, and moved towards it with crab steps...
Sure enough, with my back against a big tree, my sense of security grew rapidly.
"You useless bastard! Why don't you just hide in a tree?"
Tang Bao tilted his head and whispered to He Meng, "Don't worry, your dad is scolding you again. I'll imitate him for you."
He Meng: ???
No matter who is scolding him, he doesn't want to hear a word!
Yao Niang is still downstairs, and he wants to go back.
Yao Niang doesn't know anyone and she must be so scared being alone.
Yao...
“Ahem!”
Tang Bao cleared his throat, still covering his mouth with his hands, and repeated General He's words in a hoarse voice:
"My body has only turned into bones, but you, your heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys are all rotten away, even more so than mine. Feng Yaoniang was the one I married into the mansion in a formal ceremony! In terms of seniority, she's your mother!"
He Meng: 凸(fuck dish fuck)!
Damn his dad...it's really his dad's speaking style!
He Meng was dumbfounded.
He shrank his neck and stammered, trying to explain: "Dad, I..."
"Fuck your mother!" Little Tangbao pinched his throat, jumped up with a small wooden stick in his hand, and hit He Meng lightly.
If her master were here, he would definitely applaud her and praise her for her perfect imitation and her talent for singing opera!
"You little bastard, have you read so much that it's turned into a dog's stomach? Or are you born a beast in human skin?!"
"You uncivilized beast, you bastard, and you still want to 'inherit your father's wife'?"
"Bah! How dare you think and do that?!" Little Tangbao imitated General He and spat at He Meng fiercely, but ended up spitting all the saliva on his own chin.
She wiped her mouth vigorously, her face wrinkled in anxiety as she stamped her feet at the air beside her: "Old General, slow down, slow down, Tang Bao can't keep up and can't remember..."
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He Meng felt so terrified!
His head was numb, his whole body was stiff, and he stared at Xiao Tangbao. Seeing her doing the same actions his father always liked to do, he started scolding her again...
"You shameless bastard, you have no bones. I still have to have the dignity to face my ancestors!"
"You'd better get rid of that troublemaker as soon as possible, and live a peaceful life with a wife..."
"Otherwise, I'll be too embarrassed to reincarnate and follow you every day, no matter if you're eating, shitting, visiting brothels, bragging, fighting crickets... Not only will I keep an eye on you all the time, I'll also have to ask the princess to come down and scold you from time to time!"
"If you don't believe me, just wait!!!" The last sentence that little Tangbao learned sounded quite hysterical, and his eyes were red.
He Meng's face had already turned pale, and his calves were cramping.
He moved away from the tree with crab steps, crawling back without even daring to look back, and ran away, leaving Tang Bao behind.
"I'm not getting married anymore!!"
Who could stand the lovely little princess cursing people like this every day?
Besides, if his father keeps an eye on him every day, he wouldn’t even be able to poop, let alone visit brothels!
He, he, he said he would never marry Feng Yaoniang no matter what, and would send her away tonight!
He wanted to go to the border, he wanted to stay away from his ancestral tombs and temples, to serve Daliang! !
"???" Little Tang Bao was confused. "Hey? Hold the baby!? I don't want to walk anymore. I'm tired~"
He Meng ran away.
Just as little Tangbao pursed his lips, he heard a "huhuhu" sound in his head.
Oh!
Tangbao has gained merit again!
Happy happy!!
Looking at the direction where He Meng disappeared, General He had a worried look on his face.
After a long while, he finally bowed to Xiao Tangbao and said, "Thank you, Princess Zhaoning, for your hard work and concern for me. Once this unfilial son has dealt with the matter, I would like to trouble you to give me a ride."
"Okay!" Tang Bao agreed readily.
To liberate the souls of the dead, to eliminate evil spirits... there is no need to make agreements in advance for these.
Everyone has his or her own value when alive, and it remains the same even after death. The book of merit will calculate it by itself.
He Biao felt depressed when he thought that the emperor knew what he cared about most but was unwilling to help him pass a message to his son.
He died tragically in the palace because he was protecting the emperor! Even as a ghost, he still protected the emperor...
Emperor Liang, he is so cold-blooded.
Looking at Xiao Tangbao, He Biao changed his mind. Before leaving, he gave all the things that he had originally intended to present to Emperor Liang to Princess Zhaoning.
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